“I heard you were moving to Maryland and starting a tea farm. 😂”
“As I read this I wandered if this post would have been something that Catalina would have posted on her extremely exciting Instagram. 😀 “
Let me tell you what my professional life has been like for the last 4 days.
- Compact gun
- Lightweight gun
- First aid for gunshot wounds
- Gun shot wound to torso
- Collapsed lung
- Gun shot wound to extremities
- Tourniquet maximum time
- First aid gun shot wounds
- Rigor mortis timetable
- Livor mortis timetable
- Livor mortis duration
- Is livor mortis permanent
- How long is livor mortis observable
Email from Jeaniene Frost: Look, here is an article with the finger pressing the corpse. Did you have her press the corpse with her finger?
Email to the medical expert: Where could we shoot him and do we need to make up a sedative?
Medical expert: Long email, also urine.
Me to Gordon: We need to add a puddle of urine. Also torso wound won’t work.
Gordon: Makes sense.
Me: A paramedic emailed not that long ago about the bleeding out from a femoral artery. I could ask him about the first aid for gun wounds to extremities.
- Glock 43 clearing round problem
Gordon: It’s not a problem. You have to forcefully pull it back. It’s fine for her to have one.
Me: Okay, also how does she leave if the siege protocol is engaged? Like does she run? Is there a delay of like 30 seconds?
Gordon: What we be the purpose of the delay?
Me: I don’t know…?
15 minutes later
Me: I mean, technically he could do that, right?
Gordon: There would be briefings. I say we go with it, because everything else is too complicated.
Me: How many bullets… Did she add one to the magazine after chambering a round?
Gordon: Why would she do that? She is MS. It’s plenty.
Me: One, two, three, seven? No, six. Because one is in the gun…
Gordon: We have to name the drug something.
Me: You have to google it. Because we made up Equizol and now UK made it a real drug.
Me: Yep. It’s used for treatment of ulcers in horses.
Me: I see a moth, but that’s about it. I think we’re good.
Gordon: And done.
Me: End of scene. Wait, did we add the urine?
So you will take posts about tea and you will like it.