It has to be proofed, because it’s a massive 3k beast of a chunk. Will post as soon as we can.

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Refresh* repeat…..
Same…
And repeat…..
Pacing…
ditto
same….
And again…
Same here….and I don’t mind errors. I really, really don’t ?
Waiting with a worm on my tongue.
???!
Baited Breath?
*groaning & refreshing*
actually, it’s “bated”, as in abated
just sayin’
stupid pet peeve. sorry.
Spelling it that way kind of ruins the pun. Baited, as in fishing.
you have got to be trolling….who would spellcheck a pun? Bless your heart.
She is absolutely correct. It’s not trolling if it’s objectively correct. Yes, we are grammar geeks. It’s not our fault if people can’t keep their homonyms straight.
Heh. I had a friend in college 30 years ago who used to say that. Thanks for the chuckle 😀
Some one dropped the card deck. And there are 3,000 cards in the run.
You’re dating yourself. That was a bit before my time, but I’ve heard the stories. Definitely glad it was before my time.
Even missed our appointment on the Cray.
I cringe for you.
Good one. Very punny.
Thank you,, i have be checking,, and waiting, I love Friday Innkeeper days,,
Woohoo!!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3659il
Too funny!
Lol…….ear worm….thanks for that!
I have also been stalking for updates. Can’t wait! 😀
Squee!
Squeeee too
oooooo, can’t wait! Thank you!!!
Thank you, and thank god for airline wifi so I can refresh, repeat ?
Wow! 3K!
My thoughts exactly. Still refreshing…….
Yaay… Looking forward to it..
Mentally jumping up and down in my office chair (at work) in joy! Can’t wait…..argh…..OMG….jump…jump….jump…
Same!
You know how you’ll be jonesing for coffee and then smell some and your whole body starts shaking?
I believe this makes me officially an addict.
Whoop! Whoop!
Agree totally addicted. Chiiiiii
That just baited me. Can’t wait to read it ?
It will be a wonderful addition to a pretty good day here! Our kitchen renovation is done and I love it! I got to do some shopping for myself today! I’m about to go have some chicken & roasted garlic ravioli in a pesto cream sauce for supper, so that rocks! Maud, Helen, Arland, and cast will be the frosting on the cake! =)
Now I’m waiting and hungry – your supper sounds delicious ?
waiting with baited breath (yeah had shrimp for lunch.) for Maud and Helen…
All week I’ve been worse than any small child waiting for my present …
I CAN’T WAIT … IT’S TORTURE …
Ok calm down … it’ll be worth it … 3k … stop putting pressure on my favourite authors …
Refresh …
Refresh …
Refresh …
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Lol
It’ll be worth the wait! But oh, the wait. Refresh, refresh, refresh….
Anne in Virginia
Ditto
Thank you!!!
I’m going to have to wait until tomorrow as it’s 10pm over here in England – sniffle…
Also in England. I’m staying up until it appears – have to get my Innkeeper hit or I won’t be able to sleep!
Yeah, but it will also be faster because you’ll be asleep!
I’d just toss and turn for an hour and then get up and hit refresh again 😉
Missing out last week, I’m jonesing!
Oooh, this reminds me of waiting for Santa Claus when I was 5 and tomorrow took forever to arrive!
Ditto. Early start needed tomorrow. Miniatura at NEC in Birmingham, so can’t wait up.?
“Just check again tomorrow,” I told myself at 5pm, and at 5.15, and at 5.30, and, and, and . . . now, ccchiiii!
I am not going to bed until its published…..need to stay awake!
Yeah! Aghhh the wait. Refresh, refresh, refresh….
HELP , I NEED MY FIX NOW !!!
I’m treating my addiction by re-reading the Alex and Fran Healy Incryptid short stories. If you haven’t read them then know they make up an epic novel when put together.
Sorry should have mentioned they’re not Illona – they’re Seanan McGuire. But if you like Illona you’ll definitely like Incryptid!
Squealing and running in circles internally!!!!
Doing the potty dance innkeeper style.
Refresh. Squirm around. Refresh.
OMG!! Me too – figuratively, the potty dance!!!! If it was possible for my brain to have it’s legs crossed …well, there you have it.
Refresh….
(Squiggle)
Refresh…
(Squiggle)
Refresh…
3k!!! Can’t wait, can’t wait!
? Ooops! I think I had a little accident! ?
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Thank goodness – I’m so excited that I’m dancing in my seat. Can’t wait to purchase and read. Thank you for making the past few weekends exciting for me. Those weekly installments helped in ways you wouldn’t believe. I love you guys.
^ this. What RCarey said. It is so wonderful to have something exciting to look forward to each week. Thanks. You two brighten my life.
There really is something to be said for savoring each installment each week. I go through books pretty quickly, and this forces me to slow down and enjoy it a bit more. It’s really nice. Except the waiting part. 🙂
*Jeopardy theme playing on repeat*
Innkeeper is almost here ….I totally feel like that kid in the old Disney commercial. “I’m too excited to sleep” (or do anything else for that matter.
I’m like an addict, starting to get the jitters, need my Arland & Maud fix.
It’s worse knowing that the next installment is at the proofreaders!!! I obsess less if I check the blog and it’s just not there yet. Omgomgomgomg…
whoops. darth kitty came out bigger than expected.
I feel like a kid before a christmas present haha
Been checking most of the day , now waiting patiently ?
Awesome!
I hope we get it tonight and not tomorrow! 2 wks wout my Maud day fix…and my sanity is slipping away…
looking at the times on the comments – going, “oh, it’s only 4-5pm, that’s a big jump to now” (it’s almost 11.30pm here) “it’ll be out any second now…”
…then seeing the english location comment…and D’OH! >_<
XD
Thank you for all of the installments. I know it is a lot of pressure. It is because we love your work so much that we (OMG, I CANT WAIT!) are impatient. We know you both have so much on your plate and are thankful that you were able to get back to it! (I LOVE INNKEEPER!)
Ok where is the Happy hour with Innkeeper drinks, then the Support group and finally Book club, for those of us of the BDH? I know the BDH posted this before, i think on days like this we really need that list of things to do while we wait.
I want to join THIS book club
So where can I go for my side krahr, Bloody Maud, tachi twist and nuan Cee tini?!!!! And associated eats? ?
Try to get some work done here (updating teachers of the tutoring success), somehow this refresh button always is in the way …
By the way this is Germany and March 24, 0.40 am 😉
Poland, 1.25 am
refresh?
The innkeeper is a highlight of my week. I’m joining the ladies in “refresh “ game
I can’t speak for anyone else, but I’m okay with typose. REally! I am. I consider them a sign of humanness. 🙂
I drag myself through the week waiting for Friday and Innkeeper. It’s my reward for working each week at a soul sucking job.
As a kid I never understood why books were serialized back in the day – like, why would anyone read Charles Dickens serially. Why not just wait for the book to come out and read it all at once?
Well, now I get it. And I thank the Author Lords for their (mostly) weekly gift to the BDH.
A fun fact from Vanity Fair about the upcoming royal wedding to tide us all over. It seems that Maud gets around:
Kensington Palace
✔
@KensingtonRoyal
Replying to @KensingtonRoyal
Lottie Small, who recently completed her apprenticeship, printed all of the invitations in a process known as die stamping, on a machine from the 1930s that she affectionately nicknamed Maude. pic.twitter.com/kWs2RFx7nN
Squee! “3K Beast of a chunk”
Looking forward to it!!!!
Oh to be a proofreader… Just wishing
Eight days ago told contractor to not work on back door especially doggie door. Doggie door let in skunks raccoons and once a big duck. He said no problem and did it anyway. It rained for 6 days. Haven’t seen the contractor. Door is off hinges. Duck got in doggie door and using barricades at night for security. Typos no problem. Sigh. Friday pls.
The wait is half the fun. (Refresh… refresh…)
It’s worth the wait. (Refresh…)
Thank you dear authors for giving us something this wonderful to look forward to. ( Refresh…)
*lip quiver* *sniffle*
Oh great and wonderful author lords, thank you for reinforcing the virtue of patience on a weekly basis.
I guess I should study for my pharmacology exam to pass the time.
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eats dinner
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starts a load of laundry
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dances with notification of acceptance for art to hang in a gallery
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pets fluffy soft feline belly
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waits to refresh again
Lol
Hehehehe awesome ??
Congratulations on the accepted art, that is wonderful!
Wasn’t it totally worth the wait?
Having a blast reading everyone’s posts…. As I refresh, refresh, refresh…. Lol
Happy Friday everyone, it’s Friday, We’re sharing the joy of the “wait” with like minded people. Life is good!
Me grown, Me strong, Me not stress, Me wait, o k yeah, not quite! But me no wait
4 Happy Happy . . .
I’m a week ahead on BUS 450 and the prof. is getting tired of my emails, I can tell
Had a projected foot and a half snow storm blow through the Delaware Valley in an old school
Pre-Easter, March roaring in like Curran in a snit; so I shoveled, my front and the neighbor (both sides)
that got me through Thursday,
Friday I spring cleaned, cause the cats are shedding like I took an electric shaver to them,
ceiling fans, heat vents, inside closets, completely rearranged the front room, swept, vacumned,
mopped, and oiled the floors.
Got up this morning and went to Pier 70 and you know they didn’t have half of my shopping list.
Fed the cats, made breakfast, played a game (died 14 times) then I checked. YES! ! ! ! Ha! Ha!
ha ha ha . . . cause Me no Stress, Me strong, me wait 4 happy happy
And now I can dance around, with a smile, nothing can bother me . . . as I try to stretch my wait to read this till
Tuesday. Wednesday I have an appointment, Thursday is Career Development Center. Wait, wait who has
time to wait
YESSS! It`s here!
? omg
Time for an ice cream cone before refreshing again. 3K! I remember when 4K was considered a huge amount just for data. A 3K doc on the other hand. …
It’s hereeeeeeeeee!
thanks for the its here, my refresh just kept refreshing this page and didn’t go to the new blog post 🙁 how is that possible. its terrible.
Thank you!
Happy not to be the only one checking obsessively! Came home from work at 11 pm and it’s here, my day is complete.
Yay! Proofreading stage!!! Woohoo!!!
Found the blog only several weeks ago. Have been checking rechecking and rerechecking multiples. Yay. !!! The wait was worth it Fabulous thank you