ILONA ANDREWS

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  6. What a cute and lovely way to let everyone know about your friend’s book! Look forward to checking her out. I do have the first few books in the series but haven’t had to a chance to read them yet. Plus, Grace Draven!

    Enjoyed seeing you all in Houston!

  7. ROTFL I did get worried, then I saw Jeaniene’s name, and I was ok, let’s see:

    I laughed so hard!!!! I think I woke up some neighbors.

  12. ??? That’s funny. I think she’ll be ok as long as she doesn’t invite them in or try to leave her house. ?.
    I am really looking forward to the new book on the 30th either way.

  13. As a Transylvania born and raised not 30 minutes away from Bran castle, I feel I must deeply apologise for this postal mistake.
    I shall bring it up with the Dark Coven at the next neighbourhood night watch meeting.

    • As a reporter from the Broomstick Breaking News I have to ask how this could happen. I’m sure our readers woud like to know as well why the Dark Coven didn’t use a better postal service and which steps they intend to take if their requests will not be taken.to heart…
      Perhaps you could pass on my inquiries?

      • The Count himself has asked me to pass this on:
        “The matter appears to be a simple mistake involving one of our over-eager Priority Mail Bats. My instruction was simple *Take it to Ilona for approval* I meant my darling wife, Ilona Szilagy- alas, misunderstanding ensued and Ms Andrews received the missive instead. Please pass my best wishes to the Broomstick periodical which I enjoy immensely with my cup of blood in the early evening”.

        • Many thanks for the fast answer. Many of our readers will be delighted to see, that such outstanding individuals are enyoing our news as well.

  14. Wow. Your imagination simply has no bounds! Does this mean you are itching to write a vamp centered series? I’m dying to see the next step in this line of thought!

    So, did you get a phone call?

  16. That’s hilarious! Can’t wait for her reply and the new book!
    Y’all are truly blessed to have the friendship y’all have!

  18. This is so great!! I really love seeing a glimpse of the relationship you have with other authors

  21. Well that was AWESOME! I’m so glad that we get to see the fun you all have. Tight friendship. I am looking forward to reading Ian’s book.

    Thank you for the giggle.
    Peace light and love. K?

  24. Oh snap! The KD book cover has been avenged! *looks toward JS’s website* can’t wait to see how she’ll respond! Thanks for sharing in the fun!

  28. This is just pure hilarious genius… ? Can’t wait for Ian’s book…. And now can’t wait for her response…

  29. Can’t wait to read Jeaniene’s new book. I’ve just finished listening to the entire Night Huntress audio books again for the umpteenth time.

  32. LMFAO!!!!!!!

    At first I was like “Nooooooo! Don’t open the mail! It’s a felony!!” Then I saw the name Jeaniene. lololol

  33. I can see the tassels waving with laughter. Looking forward to Ian’s book. And thanks for letting us be a part of the family feud . It’s good to have friends.
    P.S. I am rereading Iron andMagic, really love Bucky. And starting to like Hugh a little better.

    • Usually it’s the Secretary of Undead Affairs who deals with this. But she doesn’t use the print seal, so it may be the Count himself. He’s rather bored at times and as far as I know, an avid reader.

  43. Haha. I hope Jeanine provides notes of the meeting in 3 days! I’d love to be a bat on the wall for that one 🙂

  44. Uh oh, I predict a counter letter will soon be sent to Ilona from the SUITS (Sympathizers of Unfair Treatment of Shapeshifters).

    • Correction. Sympathizers of Unfair and Irresponsible Treatment of Shapeshifters. I’m always forgetting the I’s.

  46. (((Sighing with relief)))
    Oh, it’s just a threatening letter fromThe Ministry of the Undead. I thought it was something serious like warning letter for misappropriating the word “Cocky” .

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