Yesterday, a man pointed at my Ouija board pinafore costume and asked me whether I “worked there”. I laughed dismissively “Yeah, pal, at the Great Beyond”.
Now I recognize him for what he truly was – an unsung modern age prophet. Because this post truly comes to you from the Other Side. PSA: if you go to a party and they serve Witch Swamp Margaritas, don’t. Especially don’t three of them.
I’m open to hangover cure suggestions, but I know, realistically, that the only way to make it better is to invent a time machine and stop Halloween Mod R from drinking in the first place. Or at least remember to hydrate and eat more than Halloween candy. Electrolytes, if I’m feeling fancy.
On a scale of Which Medieval Cat Are You Today, I am Mori Tetsuzan’s tiger.
It’s possible that the artist had never seen a tiger and based his whole scroll series on domestic cats. That’s very significant to me today. You can look at more of them and decide for yourself hehe. (And I know it’s not medieval, don’t come for me. Head hurts.)
Which cat are you today?
i always craved extra salty french fries after a night of drinking. preferably mcd’s fries. i figure they give both potassium and sodium to replace electrolytes, plus they’re tasty.
I am my favorite wild cat, a Caracal.
https://youtu.be/4dCXK6KhkTw?si=7v9tvEj9K8CP0MJK
They can leap amazing heights, though they are small.
But I’m sorry you’re hungover. Drink lots of water— you’re probably dehydrated.
The liquid IV they sell in every drugstore works beautifully for me! I agree he never saw a tiger. Hope your feeling better.
Apparently the Coconut song author was on to something:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7727045/Is-ultimate-hangover-cure-Scientists-claim-drinking-coconut-water-pear-lime-helps.html