I am overwhelmed with tea. I feel that I need to take a weekend to sort the tea out. Thank you! This is Artha. She is our granddog. Doors Artha, bumping my elbow with her nose: Hello. I'm Artha. I've checked the doors for the 7th time. Everything is locked. Gordon: Pillow, Artha. Pillow. Artha, sits on the pillow. 10 …
Aaaaa!
The book comes out tomorrow. Aaa! Aaaaaaaa! AAA! So here are some things that I do to distract myself from the fact that the book is coming. But first, appearance reminders, because someone will inevitably be upset they missed it. 8/26 Murder By The Book, Houston TX. Click to order your copy. 8/29 Barnes & Noble, Austin …
On Kid Jobs
Me to autorepair place lady: When will Kid 2's car be ready? Autorepair place lady: Next day. We are so sorry for the delay. Me: That's okay. We just need the car back so she can go to her part time job. Autorepair place lady: Oh, I understand. My daughter works part-time at the grocery store and they are strict. What does your …
Stuff My Father Says
My father is getting older and I am very painfully aware that time doesn't stand still. So here are some of his hilarious remarks preserved for posterity. On Steven Hawking: Dad: I met him at a quantum physics conference in Scotland. Eh. Here is what you need to know about Steven Hawking... Quantum physics salad of Russian and …
Charlie Update
Hello,My boyfriend is an optometrist and he is trying to understand what happened to your dogs eye.I'm sorry to intrude but is there a way we could have some details? K. Charlie got into a fight between two dogs. The other dogs were uninjured, but he suffered a minor injury to his eyes. We took him to the vet ER, because we didn't want to take …
No Need to Panic
Some of you have gotten the medical emergency response on our business address and promptly panicked. This is a private matter, but I kind of have no choice but to douse this fire now, before this blows up on fan sites, like that time someone decided to start a rumor we are divorcing. On Sunday Kid 1 had to be taken to ER because of the …