If someone asks you how far Houston is, you tell them two hours, and when they ask for mileage, you draw a blank, you might be a Texan.
If you ask someone where the nearest HEB is, and they tell you they have no HEB and you have to go to Walmart, and you clutch your chest, you might be a Texan.
If your kids’ high school football stadium is bigger than the one your East Coast college had, you might be a Texan.
If the waiter doesn’t bring chips and salsa out without being asked and you get offended, you might be a Texan.
If you eat your BBQ dry and your chili has no beans, you might be a Texan.
If you get excited because its hatch chili season, you might be a Texan.
If you can pronounce Schlitterbahn, Boerne, Guadalupe, and Blanco the right way, you might be a Texan.
If you send emails like this to your favorite author, who also lives in Texas, you might be a Texan.
Guys!!! It’s 70 degrees in New Braunfels so it has to be chilly in San Marcos too! It’s open the window weather!!!Janelle
You’re right, Janelle! It’s 67 degrees right now and I love it!