Kids are here for delayed Father’s Day. We are still planning on family relocation to Florida and the Kid 1 brought home a fun game. Okay, you have to do this with me. Google your birthday, day and month only, and Florida Man. A funny Florida man article will pop up.
For example, here is mine:
January 1st, Florida man.
Florida man arrested for attacking McDonald’s employee over not getting a straw, police say
Gordon:
April 3rd, Florida man
Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property
The story doesn’t always have to match the date, as long as it comes up in your first page search results. Post the results in the comments.
Jenn Lin says
Can it be florida MEN?
Florida Men Arrested After Drugs Found In “Bag Full Of Drugs”
If not,
Florida man accused of smearing feces in restroom and sauna. <– ew
Pat Z says
August 17, Florida man: Florida man dumped dirt on girlfriend’s borrowed car with front-end loader
Toad says
Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti
Susan Everett says
Florida man entices gator to bite him; pours beer down its throat, police say
Cathy M Freeze says
hey, that’s my date/article, too! Plus this one from the National:
“Florida man wore female underwear, tried on baby clothes during break-in, deputies say”
viwiles says
Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth.
Poor Florida Man. I loved the building shed made of trash on someone else’s property ^_^
Angela Anderson says
It was the thong that got me. Because if you are going to build a garbage shed you need to be dressed right.
Tara says
January 22 Florida man wanted to prove independence to mom so … apparantly he robbed a gas station lol… i shouldnt laugh ????
Purple LeDe says
Hahaha these are hysterical :
20.03
Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert
????
Maisy says
June6th – “Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on his girlfriend.” We just moved to the Raleigh, NC area after living in Orlando for 30 years. This headline is tame compared to some things that happened in our neighborhood.
Amy says
Florida Man Goes On Sledgehammer Spree Trying To Destroy “Demons”. February 20,
anainasia says
Florida Man Tries To Pay For Fast Food With Bag Of Weed
wow – Florida is a weird place
Teh Gerg says
Cashier gives change in uppers.
Ismaha says
Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana ‘because it was Christmas´
Heh.
Lisa says
I like the cut of his gib…
Nic says
Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence
Or if woman count too:
Florida woman makes bomb threat to halt boyfriend’s urine test
Linda says
Florida man in green pajamas decided to eat pancake breakfast in middle of busy street.
Well, OK then. Hope it was tasty. ????
Claudia M says
March 15th, Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet
Kate says
9/19 – Naked Florida Man Starts House Fire After Baking Cooking on George Foreman Grill
????????????
Kate says
*Baking Cookies
Kristi says
Kate, mine was the same for Sept 7th! Do you think there are two of them? 🙂
Kate says
Hahahaha- it wouldn’t surprise me!!!!
Eylenn says
It also works with Florida Woman. January 17 FL – Woman Arrested for Slapping Live-in Boyfriend
Cathy says
hahah got this too!! Also, the funny thing, in college, I set off the college fire alarm because I was baking something. I was like wait… nope, not me. I wasn’t naked, a man, or cooking on a george foreman grill. *whew*!
Kristi says
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire!
Here’s the kicker: he was baking cookies!
jana says
Mine was for Aug 27th- is it the same one?
Skye says
January 21
Florida man, woman run over by patrol car while lying in road to watch eclipse
Alexandra says
July 1: A Florida man is lucky to be alive after he was chased by a woman with an axe for refusing sex. The man repeatedly denied the advances before growing frustrated and grabbing the axe.
This is hilarious!
Rif says
“Florida man with large neck viral mugshot arrested again….”
Rachael says
The first result was really sad for Sept 21st, so I am going with the second listing on the first page:
Florida man suspected of smelling women’s feet at library, leads police on scooter chase
Cindy says
omg that IS a really large neck. Weird camera angle…. maybe? Wow.
Lisa says
What date is that?
Margo says
Florida man makes beer run with large gator in hand…July 29.
Angela says
Florida man posed as a housewife to trick unsuspecting straight men into letting him perform sex acts on them while he secretly videotaped the encounters to later post online, federal officials said Tuesday
Pakster says
A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a “hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to attack the site.
KD says
This one came up for me, too! ‘Florida man wrecks liquor store, blames hookah-smoking caterpillar”
Lorraine says
Florida Man arrested after police find five bottles of Fireball in his golf cart
Breann says
I don’t see a problem with that. ????????????
Melissa Grant says
????
Sarah says
Florida Man Arrested After Landing Helicopter on White House Lawn
liz.v says
“Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza”
…well that’s something isn’t it? lol
Kathy says
January 8: Florida man claims syringes found in rectum aren’t his.
Lynn says
WHAT. EVEN.
Sabrina says
“Florida Man’s Penis Shot Could Land Him In Jail: Report”
0_0
I don’t wanna know…
Yana says
September, 14: Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2018/09/14/shirtless-florida-man-travels-to-myrtle-beach-to-head-bang-during-hurricane-florence
And the obvious one – your birthday is 1 of January, how cool and dreadful is that?
Yana says
September, 14: And out of curiosity – Florida woman didn’t get enough tomatoes so she chased grandpa with a knife, deputies say.
Rachel says
Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say
Arijo says
????
Poor horse!!!!!! That’s kinda making me sick…
Cheryl says
November 20th? “Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse”
Meaghan says
Aug 10 “Florida Man Arrested for DUI Says He Smoked Pot to Prepare for Jesus to Return”
Karen says
Police: Florida man rigged door in attempt to electrocute pregnant wife.
This got dark…
Tara says
Seriously??? Thats sick and horrible!!!
Jana says
Florida man drunk and naked allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
Truth is truly stranger than fiction.
Dawn says
April 10 – Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands
Apparently drunk, shirtless, sitting on the floor at Olive Garden LOL.
Arijo says
My my, he’s busy that Florida Man… Here’s mine: “Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window.” ????
FYI, it was a Wendy’s. The guy was charged with assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill (!)
sharon says
January 4th
Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him
Sharon says
And you really want to live in this State??
Danielle says
Florida has an open government. It’s called Government in the Sunshine Act and it makes it easy to pull any kind of record, photograph, video. I assume other states do weird stuff, they just hide it. Journalists love pulling the weird out, especially naked, let’s face it, it sells stories.
Luisa says
Sep,15 – Florida man suspected of smelling woman’s feet at library leads police on scooter chase
Cora Vinson says
June 20, 🙂
Jonathan Ortiz Was Playing Pokemon GO In Park After Hours, Was Arrested When Police Discovered 6 Pounds Of Drugs In His Car | June 20
Jocelyn Malone says
Florida Man Set On Fire While Siphoning Fuel With A Shop-Vac
Well, I’d believe it…
Sue Gundel says
I live in Florida-I definitely believe it!!
Andrea says
April 17th, Florida man, 80, fights alligator in his back yard
Brandi says
florida-man-sentenced-to-jail-and-moral-therapy-for-attacking-a-minion
Nean says
I minion? like a yellow pez shaped cartoon character? Or was he some type of royalty and has his own minions?
Maybe they meant minor?
Lynn says
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39871003/florida-man-jailed-for-attacking-man-in-minions-costume
I had to look it up too. If nothing else to verify that it wasn’t a child in the costume.
Spamrsd says
Florida man charged in naked rake attack.
I guess a naked rake is a new kind of weapon. Or perhaps a garden-variety bodice-ripper.
Jessica A says
I’d like to know what the rake did to provoke him though?
Kelly Jacobs says
My Jan 27th birthday was a bomb!
Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing
Ocala police later verified on their Facebook page the device was a WWII hand grenade and a bomb squad had removed the device without incident.
Reetta R says
May 11: Florida man arrested after hiding legless, fugitive girlfriend in storage bin.
Wow, mind boggles at things happening in Florida.
Jessie says
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist
I… have questions. ???? I’m going to miss y’all!
gingko-girl says
O_O
Drunk Florida Man Goes on Beer Run with Gator
I got nothing to say!
Lisa says
LOL I got this one too.
“Watch: Florida Man goes on beer run with Alligator in hand.”
I have so many questions, was it a a specific type of beer he wanted? Was the Gator also getting drunk? Did the gator put him up to it maybe?
Allen says
Search Results
Web results
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist
Jennifermlc says
Very first result
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase
Katzkann says
Florida man assumes role of English noble
Leigh Ann Parente says
I’m sorry. I win:
December 24 Florida Man
“Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket”
Natasha Johnson says
Wow!
Élodie says
Hahahahahaha YES YOU WIN ????
I feel sorry for his brother ????
Breann says
You win! ????????????
Melissa says
Definitely win
Arijo says
I wonder what he was mad about: the sex, the cousin or the Dragon Ball Z blanket?
Sabrina says
My money is on the blanket.
Lisa says
He does know they’re washable, doesn’t he?
Natasha Johnson says
February 6 Florida Man tried to run over son who wouldn’t take a bath ????
Lexi says
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Question: at that point why does the brand of grill matter?
KathyInAiken says
First one:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-finds-out-his-dad-helped-deliver-him-at-birth-throws-pizza-at-him-police-say
Second one:
https://floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/january-6/
Elizabeth says
Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say. Yes, Florida is a weird place!
Erika Schnitker says
September 17 Florida man and Megan Mondarano get stopped for DUI, have sex in the back of the patrol car
Lisa says
Why was her name mentioned and not his?
Donna A says
Errr, worryingly I got
“Florida man says 3 syringes found in his butt aren’t his”
This gives me great concern. Seriously. And where in the butt? Do I want to read this article? But seriously, where in the butt? I should read it.
Oh dear lord, DO NOT READ YOUR ARTICLE!!!!!
Shaz says
Ok, I just had to read your article ????
It wasn’t enough that they weren’t his, but …HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW THEY GOT THERE???
Ariel Forstner says
Oh when i did trauma surgery back in training you wouldnt believe the horse manure people would tell us with a straight face. We would laugh ourselves silly later. Best request was for a prescription for a pound of morphine doc to take the edge off…. ????????
Goethebier says
Yep. Got the same 8th January. Wonder how those syringes crawled up there…
Shawn says
February 1:
Police: Florida man ‘swung a sword’ in road-rage attack
Jéssica Freitas says
Florida man tried to break into car filled with cops, officials say
lololololol
Lisa says
Maybe he thought it was a clown car.
Jann says
August 6th – Florida Man on Flakka Thinks He’s Possessed, Strips Naked, Disrupts Traffic on I-95
They have pictures people! His full backside from top to bottom, and feet. ha, ha, ha. And a side shot. He looks to be in fine shape, except for being out of his mind and feeling possessed. Are you sure you want to move to Florida?!
Marija says
🙂 A 71-year-old Florida man tied a gun to a weather balloon to fake his own murder.
Kim says
Florida man Tasered after walking naked around neighborhood.
Debs says
Florida Man Wanted By Police, Arrested After Streaming Live Video Of Himself On Social Media
He made it easy for the police!
Élodie says
On September 30th, 2008, a Florida Man dove in and punched a shark after it grabbed nearly his entire dog in it’s mouth.
Respect mon gars ????????
viwiles says
Wow. And I guess he saved his dog and both made it to shore safely :). Maybe crazy, but this guy’s got serious guts. This is my favorite. If I were being eaten by a shark ???? I’d want this guy around 🙂
John says
Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne
Ashley says
“Florida police arrested a homeless man Saturday morning after he allegedly stabbed another homeless man to death with a sword.”
Well then. That escalated quickly.
Erika D'Souza says
Florida man accused of having sex with ‘Frozen’ toy at Target. FYI, it was an Olaf plushie.
Carmen says
Florida reptile store owner put lizard in mouth, smacked employees with critter in attack: police
Kelly says
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say
Gina Gallo says
Florida Man tries to pawn his baby
Jana says
Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages
kariell says
September 14: Shirtless FL man travels to Myrtle Beach to headband during Hurricane Florence
John Walker says
Florida man throws bicycle, then other man off bridge
Tamera says
Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet
Lindsey says
Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer ????
Liv W says
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase
Sheila says
Feb. 14 Florida Man: Search Results
Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell
LIV says
The Florida Man Times | The Florida Man Challenge
MAY
May 19
POSTED ON MARCH 23, 2019 BY FLORIDA MAN
Florida Man Challenge May 19
While some people enjoy walking around their homes naked, a Florida man was tasered after walking around a neighborhood in the rain. As police approached, the man ran causing the officer to discharge his taser.
The naked man was quoted as saying “I receive sexual gratification by being naked in public”
Kristina says
Florida man accused of attacking mom when she wouldn’t dress his mannequin.
March 30th
Daphne Simpson says
September 2- wet willy attack puts Florida man in jail…
Ginni Carter says
Me too. Birthday twins 🙂
EarlineM says
Florida man demands less money during bank robbery, deputies say..he only wanted $1,100, and when the teller handed hime $2,000 he said it was too much!
I was curious about Texas, so I tried and it wasn’t near as much fun!
Guy Hed says
This is what I got:
Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-onesie-attempt-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce-police-say
Emily says
“Florida Man Arrested for Drunk Dialing 911 When He Wanted Vodka”
Kechara says
I just got that the guy with the straw was sentenced to jail
Joe Healey says
Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames “hookah-smoking caterpillar” (he thought he was Alice)
Anne says
July 3rd – which means I’ll have a new one soon, I’m sure!
Florida Man Appears To Have Sex With Tree In View Of Passing Drivers
Katelin says
“Florida man caught with cocaine on his nose insists drugs were not his”
Ah, Florida, what a state I live in.
Clara says
1. 2019 “Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog.”
2. 2020 “Florida man looking for auto parts store gets directions to jail.”
. . . Two totally different ends of the spectrum, there.
Heather says
A Florida man has been arrested after demanding cash and doughnuts from a local Krispy Kreme.
This makes sense to me. Why not ask for the donuts too?
Alison says
lol Florida Man Arrested at Mar-a-Lago, Says He Came to Talk to Trump About ‘His $6.3 Trillion’
Jenn Hayes says
Florida man abandoned boy on roadside because he thought he might be gay
Nancy says
April 12th – Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI
Chantey says
August 7
“Florida man said he smoked THC ‘because Jesus was returning,’ cops say“
JenS says
My Florida man is super special.
June xx: Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies
Tricia says
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.
Wileen Chiu says
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Chandra Vece says
July 2nd
First article:
“Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in the penis.”
Jenn Poniatowski says
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Ruth says
Florida Man Who Killed Unarmed Man Over a Parking Space Won’t Be Arrested 😉
Jenn Poniatowski says
December 26th…
Florida Man Worried About Vampires Intentionally Burns Down His Home.
(hahahahahahaha…..no one was hurt, but he did yell that the vampires were going to defend themselves.)
Rebecca Loucks-Schultz says
April 12th – Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI
Karen the Griffmom says
Naked Florida man with bow claims aliens were after him.
Lisa says
What kind of bow? Like the kind you wear in your hair? If so, where was he wearing it. If the weapon kind, well then.
EmmaD says
Lol
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.wrcbtv.com/story/38371293/florida-man-gets-head-butted-by-alligator&ved=2ahUKEwjJ-snlo5vqAhVbyDgGHVMAB2sQFjAAegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw0eynKxusqW7dhz2AJXs1TP
Erika B says
Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he’s was held captive ????????????
Beth says
Florida man goes on a beer run – with alligator in hand
Laurence says
We have the same birthday!! Well, probably
Mog says
For December 30: Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House
Wow. It really works.
Mog says
Not being American I tried out some other states. It’s only Florida.
Shiloh says
Trapped Florida man rescued from well in DeLand, says he went in ‘Just to say that he did’. November 2
Keera says
Florida man puts semen in coworkers water ????
Cindy says
Vile. Excuse me while I vomit.
Jessica Palmer says
Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant.
As a Florida resident, this is a normal thing.
Victorria says
October 24th, Florida Man…
Florida man ‘dry humps’ stuffed Olaf doll at Pinellas Park Target, police say
Dana says
April 24th,
Floridaman tries to kiss venomous snake and is immediately bitten on the lips
Cheryl McInnis says
“Florida man accused of stabbing girlfriend over underdone potato” ????♀️
Laurence says
That’s really a funny game!!!!
Mine, 28 July: Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand…. https://www.nbc-2.com/story/38757824/florida-man-makes-beer-run-with-gator-in-hand
beesocks says
Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis
????
Karen says
Mine isn’t funny and I’m inclined not to post it. ????
Ariella says
July 2 – Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in p****
Second one is: Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonald’s Sweet and Sour Packets
Wow – another was arrested for firing a musket at passing cars while dressed as a pirate and yet another (one hopes they’re different men anyway) arrested for putting semen in a coworker’s water….
Those are all just on page 1 – sounds like a good day to stay home!
WendyK says
January 4th
“Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him”
Ellen says
June 28
Florida man back in jail after not paying for taxi to pick him up at jail
????
Sarah says
“A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza”
Pretty tame compared to the Florida woman…
“Florida woman accused of murdering her husband was once his stepdaughter”
Patricia Sparrazza says
2/22 — A Florida man caught peeping into neighbor’s lanais told police he was under orders from President Donald Trump.
Clare says
Nov 21 Florida Man demands less money in bank robbery. Fair enough, no need to be greedy.
Jeffrey F. Smith says
The only one on my front page that didn’t involve sex or drugs.
“Florida man known for viral Easter bunny brawl arrested after hit-and-run, tells cops to ‘Google’ him: police”
Vonnie says
Easter Bunny brawl?
Jeffrey F. Smith says
They were both dressed as the Easter Bunny and this one felt the other was infringing on his turf. Yes I made the mistake of actually reading the story.
Betsy Copeland says
We got the same report…..it was better than the almost naked DUI pulled over wearing only a dirty (ewww) pair of underwear labeled “Breathalizer – Blow here” or the guy that wanted to blow up Democrats!
Marnie says
Mine: February 7 – Authorities in Florida are searching for a missing man who they say believes he’s God and has been saying he wants to heal and kill people.
Sara B says
In that order … I mean … heal, then kill?
Emily says
February 7: Missing Florida man says he wants to heal, kill people
…upon further reading, he also “believes he is God.”
Dancing through a sobriety test was the runner up.
Emily says
Oh, my dad’s birthday (June 18) the first result was “This 101-year-old Florida Man still volunteers with Meals On Wheels”
…but in true Florida Man fashion, the second result was “Florida man with machete face tattoo accused of machete attack”
Laura says
November 12th, Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant.
That was just the first one that came up. 🙂
E says
January 6: Florida man finds out his dad helped deliver him at birth, throws pizza at him, police say
LOL
Dayanara López says
Here’s mine:
kutv.com › news › nation-world › p…
Resultados de la Web
Police: Florida man jailed after trying to ‘barbecue all the child molesters’ | KUTV
He a hero ????
Dayanara López says
March 7th
Susan says
OMG!
A Florida man was charged with manslaughter for killing a peeping tom who had been looking into his girlfriend’s window as they had sex, according to police. Victor Vickery, 30, was charged Thursday for fatally beating 57-year-old Asaad Akar, according to the Associated Press.Oct 21, 2019
EEEK!
Susan says
Also,
Shot For Shot: Florida Man Shot In The Foot After Refusing To Take A Shot Of Alcohol At A Bar
Weronika says
Florida man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity….
Elenariel says
June 16th:
Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies
Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women’
Florida man uses teeth, broomstick & a pickaxe to attack his neighbor
I feel kind of aggressive myself, these days!! ^^”
Ann Christensen says
A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas
Guess he needed a vacation
J says
Florida man gets head-butted, knocked out by alligator.
Are you sure you want to move to Florida? Well at least you can always count on the local news giving you a laugh!
SandyH says
Florida man without arms arrested for stabbing man with his feet.
https://globalnews.ca/news/4326876/florida-man-without-arms-charged-after-allegedly-stabbing-tourist-with-his-feet/
Arianna says
January 17th: “Florida man wanted to prove independence to mom so he tried to rob gas station, police say”
Tink says
December 16:
Police Search for Master Thief Who Shoved an Entire Subway Footlong Down His Pants.
I thought they fired their spokesman Jared. 😉
Tink says
Didn’t look further down the page…
Florida man arrested after shooting himself while “playing cowboy”.
Maria says
“Florida Man Wearing Crocs Leaps Into Crocodile Pit”…
Cat says
Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road rage incident
Florida woman is better
Florida woman steal ambulance, crashed into patrol car
And my favorite:
Florida woman punches boyfriend for the way he cuts his meat.
Melissa says
Can you imagine what would happen during quarantine? Cutting meat was just the beginning.
Jessica A says
Sept 27: Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword during trash dispute.
Seems reasonable. lol
Lisa says
Where are these people getting all these swords??
Susie Q. says
I tried it with both Florida and Texas. Florida man tried to get caiman (from crocodiles family, not gator) drunk vs. Texas man killed 12 elderly women. I’ve lived in and loved both states, but based on this, it would be Hello Florida!!!
Mary Beth says
Wow. I laughed so hard at this one.
“A Florida Man with a record of biting cops has done it again. He must think there’s actually bacon inside or is he trying to get to the cream filling. Either way, he should be on a constant muzzle.”
Teresa says
August 17th
“Florida man arrested after girlfriend dies during alleged suicide pact”
Madison B says
Pretty happy with this one:
“Florida Man Caught With Nearly 200 Illegal Lobsters”
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/09/05/florida-man-arrested-200-illegal-lobsters/
Tink says
The URL says the man arrested the lobsters? Like, a citizen’s arrest?
Ellen Jones says
September 29th;
Florida man arrested for cutting brakes on 100 e-scooters ????????
Kristal says
I remember when this happened, I believe it was in the Villages, he would go out at night and cut the brakes, repeatedly (same people), over months. Someone finally put some cameras out and they caught him. Pretty dangerous!
Chiara (Chandramas) says
August 10th:
Florida Man Arrested for DUI Says He Smoked Pot to Prepare for Jesus to Return
Susan says
Top this:
“July 10 Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs”
Sue Gundel says
Yes, that’s the Florida I live in!!!
Lisa says
Bwahaha!
PaEla says
Florida Man Accused Of Ditching Boy Outside Police Station Because He Thought He Was Gay
December 10,
Ehmm, ???? I have no words therefore….
Kelsey says
Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos
Lisa says
Well what else do you do after eating noodles?
Breann says
A Florida man has been accused of spraying his neighbors with roach spray and attempting to use nunchucks on them — hitting himself in the head instead — over a loud music complaint.
https://www.boston25news.com/news/deep-viral/police-florida-man-sprays-women-with-roach-spray-break-out-nunchucks-over-loud-music/976378694/
Breann says
I tried Florida woman too. In the name of gender quality and all that. ????
Florida woman sentenced after pulling alligator from her pants during traffic stop (fyi, they were yoga pants ????)
And
Florida woman lived with dismembered boyfriend for months. ????
Wendy says
Nov 26 – Florida man charged with stabbing a woman with a fork over underdone potato
Melissa says
I didn’t like mine, so I’m borrowing from another day.
Naked Florida man with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him shot by deputy
Are you sure you want to move? Sounds like aliens are invading.
mz says
Drunken Florida Man shoots his dog, cries to police
Yikes!!!! I am a Cat Person but I would never hurt a Dog!
Barrie says
That was mine too so I went with Florida Woman: Florida woman arrested for throwing knife after man ate her leftover Chinese
Her defense? Allegedly, Sedlak told the victim, “If I wanted to hit you I would have.”
I’m a proud a Floridian! It’s Never boring here!
Sara Lizz says
Florida Man Removes Woman’s Kidney During Back Surgery Because He Thought It Was a Tumor, November 17
Lisa says
What????!
Christie Roberts says
????????????????
June 25- Florida Man makes desperate 911 call while clinging to the hood of a speeding car.
My birthday tomorrow! Wonder what fun Florida man story the day will bring.
Sherry says
Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill…
MissB2U says
7 September: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly sets house on fire.
Whooeee!
Jenni says
Florida man chugs beer during DUI stop
LindaB says
Aug 13 – Florida man arrested for attempted striptease in restaurant
Thank you. Today at work sucked. You made me laugh
Lizzy says
“Florida man shoplifted from Kohl’s minutes after interviewing for job there, police say”
That’s one way to fail an interview.
Carolyn says
Florida man arrested after breaking into a restaurant and cooking himself a hamburger.
Geordie Kath says
May 12
Florida man arrested after praising the lord while highway-surfing his Cadillac ????
Judy in Disguise says
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Janet Snyder says
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say
Jenny H says
Florida man faked own homicide by using a weather balloon and gun.
mz says
Thank you, thank you House Andrews, for this today. It’s always great to laugh out loud … even when your own Florida Man thingie is not funny.
ANGELA HARMS says
florida-man-says-the-three-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-werent-his/
Sara Cox says
Snap!
Nicole says
January 22 – Florida Man wanted to prove independence to Mom so he tried to rob a gas station, authorities say
Sherry says
August 26th Florida man:
Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased
Stacy McKnight says
Florida man removes a woman’s kidney during spinal surgery because he thought it was a tumor.
SMH! You sure you want to move there? Lol!
Raffy says
November 8th – Florida man asks police to remove mugshot from Facebook after theft, only for them to replace it with booking photo.
Are you sure you want to relocate to Florida? ????????
Lyn Trewella says
December 27th
Florida Man Says He Punched ATM for Giving Too Much Cash
Lyn Trewella says
After reading the others mine is quite tame!
MacGrani says
Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage
Deb says
December 30, Florida man
Florida Man Arrested After Officers Watch Theft of Car on His Instagram Feed
Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House
These came up first and second. I couldn’t resist posting both.
Simone says
September 29th – I didn’t like the link for the Florida man search so I used Florida woman instead. I think that’s much more appropriate to my birthday… ^___^
Florida Grandma Tries Scaring Off Naked Florida Man by Pulling her Dentures Out
Mary O'Maley says
This one made me laugh out loud!
Karen O. says
March 21st, Florida Man
Florida men, one dressed in a bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say.
You sure you all want to move there?
Deeya says
Ooh, I just saw yours after posting mine. Us March 21sters clearly think the same. And odd stuff happens on our birthdays…
Elise says
April 28: Florida man on meth attacks mattress looking for girlfriend’s lover ‘hiding inside,’ police say.
Amy says
April 27th
Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans
(I obviously do not encourage any type of animal cruelty, but this was the top result and it really made me laugh.)
Darleen says
I doubt the swans were hurt. They are not as fragile as they seem. They can break bone, big ones with their wings, and that beak!
Angela says
June 2
Florida man accused of putting semen in coworker’s water. 《- just ewww.
Toni says
Drunk Florida man shoots dog, cries to police….
Florida woman arrested for throwing knife after man ate her leftover chinese.
I like the second better lol
Toni says
Forgot to put date it was July 31
Mz says
The greatest people were born on the last day of July, eh???
Cindy says
@Mz
Even in fiction! That is Harry Potter’s birthday!
Kimberly says
“Florida man denies syringes inside his rectum are his.”
Originally I was horrified but then I started reading some of the other comments. Ok…guess mine’s wasn’t the ABSOLUTE worse. ^_^;;
Winterly says
Florida man barges into homes looking for fights, gets pizza and arrest
Oscar Robbins says
November 20th, Florida man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse.
Ewwww. I want my money back..????????
Gaylin says
November 27th, Florida Man
Police say a 36-year-old Florida man is accused of stabbing a woman with a fork over an undercooked potato.
Mia says
September 1st
Florida suspect tries to swim away from police, subdued by algae ????
Or
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill ????
Ginny Schaefer says
(3 Feb) Florida Man Who Had Sex with Dolphin Says It Seduced Him
Lisa says
I’m sure it was giving him come-hither flippers.
L says
April 25th: Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas.
poifsijfkljspsfsfvxcffrg I just can’t
Patti says
Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House
You can’t make this stuff up!!! ????????????
NJ says
Judge says that Florida man can no longer order pizza ????
Irene says
March 20th
Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
Pam says
Florida man in stolen ambulance leads law enforcement on multi-county chase, officials say
Hmmm not nearly as fun as some other days.
Candice Rehorn says
Naked Gun: Police say nude, drunk Florida man fired weapons
October 4
KEY LARGO, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a naked drunk Florida man wanted to know if his .45-caliber gun and shotgun worked, so he fired them into the air.
Alisha says
Here’s mine:
May 20, Florida Man:
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime–law/new-florida-man-with-tattoos-wearing-hot-pink-bra-arrested/DUKpDzHYoVq8oX5yVcr1fO/?template=ampart
Teri says
Search Results
Web results
Monday. July 23, 2018 Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis …
Sandie says
February 24th
Florida man accuses dog of shooting girlfriend in leg
Simone says
August 22nd – I got the barefoot biker
https://fm1019.radio.com/blogs/mel/florida-man-august-22-headline
On August 22nd, 2018, a Florida Man took a cruise down I95 on his motorcycle…shirtless…barefoot…and steering his motorcycle with his feet, according to Vice. He wasn’t caught by police but thanks to technology, we’ve got video!
So …. after all these stories do you still want to move to Florida? ????
Sara Weiss says
March 17 Florida Man
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say
Sherrie says
Search Results
Web results
Florida man ‘dry humps’ stuffed Olaf doll at Pinellas Park … ????
Jeanine Lesperance says
Sept 24 Florida Man
Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say
Maria R. says
November 16 – Florida man steals vending machine.
Oh go figure, vending machine ????
Bunny says
April 6
Florida man with Florida face tattoo robs store
Florida man wearing coronavirus mask robs Publix.
Same same.
David Donahoe says
September 24th
Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking log
Roswita Hildebrandt says
January 28 – Police: Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead
Magdalen Braden says
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase
Jessica G. says
March 18 – Florida man arrested, accused of throwing pancake batter at woman. ????
Melissa says
September 22
“Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested”
Beth says
Jan 24
Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell
Melissa says
November 22- 2019
Florida man demands less money during bank robbery, deputies say
Lauren E says
January 18 Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands
David Donahoe says
Ooops. I should have read the comments first. Someone already posted it. Here is another.
September 24th
Shirtless Florida man gets stuck on roof after botched break in
Karen says
FLORIDA MAN STORY
EXCLUSIVE
Florida Man Who Had Sex with Dolphin Says It Seduced Him
2/3 omg lol
You guys want to move there???
Sleepy says
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/11/27/florida-man-accused-of-stabbing-woman-over-underdone-potato/
Uhh…..what ????
Megan RJ says
March 25th: Homeless Florida man calls cops after people he paid for sex don’t show
Meg says
July 20 – The Florida Man
Man Risks His Life; Rushes Into Neighbors Home To Save A Grandma And Fight A Fire
Lisa says
Awe. See? There’s good everywhere.
Amelia Fortmayer says
Florida Man Tells Cop ‘That’s What She Said’ After Being Pulled Over and Questioned About Bulge ????????
Karen says
????????????
Justine Birmingham says
My Birthday is tomorrow, so…,
????????????????
June 25- Florida Man makes desperate 911 call while clinging to the hood of a speeding car
Harriet Chow says
Happy Birthday!
Karen says
Happy Birthday (early)!!!!
Gabrielle says
08/14
https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2019/08/14/florida-man-arrested-attacking-friend-sword-over-penmanship/2013574001/
Christine says
Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection….
Mireille Hay says
Florida man tries to pull over an Undercover Cop While Pretending to Be an Officer
Whitney says
So I couldn’t pick.. it’s a tie between
Florida Man shoots himself in the face to see if round is in chamber
Or
Floria Man arrested for chewing a mans face.
N says
“Florida man arrested for pretending to be a ghost during a funeral.” ????????
WS says
Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’
Nancy Wroblewski says
Florida man tries to pay for food with bag of weed.
Fun!!
Julie says
Florida man in stolen ambulance leads law enforcement on multi-county chase, officials say
Report: Man asked EMT for a ride before stealing ambulance
J.Lee Conaway says
https://www.fox29.com/news/florida-man-spots-firefighter-running-toward-angel-in-clouds-on-september-11
Meg says
Florida man threatens to kill someone with ‘kindness,’ the name of his machete.
Laura O says
Florida man wearing bonnet, dress steals formula from Publix
Jennifer says
(5 May) Florida Man Interested in Getting Tased Runs Through Airport in Underwear Waiving Nunchucks
… though I wonder if tasing would feel different if he had kept the nun-chucks instead of ‘waiving’ them?
Mary Hughes says
Dec. 14th: Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration
…I don’t even know how to process this… what?
Karen says
Mary, my same birthday. That one made me sad so I chose the second one ????
Roxanna says
January 25th: Florida man says 3 syringes found in his butt aren’t his
Also: Florida man turns $500K home into technicolor nightmare (He slung paint all over house and yard.)
Monica says
March 27th
Florida man dials 911 after getting scammed by hookers
Patricia Schlorke says
????
I watch international rugby when it’s on. There’s a position on the rugby team called the hooker. I know the article refers to prostitutes, but I couldn’t resist.
For those who don’t watch rugby, rugby players are very muscular and light on their feet.
LAILA THOMPSON says
Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating
Lisa says
At least she’s got good aim.
Cherie says
5/8 Florida Man Tries to Cash $368 Billion Check, and Then the Story Gets Really Weird
And
F*** It, I’m drunk, take me to jail’: Florida man crashes lawn mower into police car
Kelly says
May 18th – Florida man bit on tongue by rattlesnake he tried to kiss
Harriet Chow says
Florida Man wearing ‘Crocs’ jumps into a crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he’s was held captive.
Oy.
Sherri says
Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI.
Karen says
Dec 14: Florida man captured on camera trying to break gas station door in order to steal Pepsi
Pepsi is serious business!!!! ????
Sorah says
Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos
Lol sounds fun
Lisa says
Was Matthew Maconnahey (sp) with him?
Cindy says
A Florida man caught playing basketball naked at a public park said he thought it would help improve his skills
Violet says
POLICE: FLORIDA MAN WRECKS LIQUOR SHOP, BLAMES ‘CATERPILLAR’
Hahaha.
Tweed says
Florida man rigged the door to his home with devices designed to electrocute his pregnant estranged wife
Jessica says
June 19th:
Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say
AND THERE’S A VIDEO.
I am not disappointed.
Deeya says
Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say.
Really? How exactly? And the bull onesie? Um…
Also, are y’all SURE you want to move to Florida?
maddbookish says
Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’
It was either that one or
Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity
Ginny says
WCTV › tv › content › news › Flori…
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Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy, sheriff’s office says
Julie says
August 30th, Florida Man
Florida man accused of grabbing his genitals and giving the finger to a man and his 8-year-old son
Well….that escalated quickly
Dena Wise says
June 16 Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies
Lol
Maria says
Oct 26, REPORT: Florida man allegedly slaps woman with a bowl of chili
Sionna Hartigan says
October 10th
Florida man wore female underwear, tried on baby clothes during break-in
Oh goodness..
Judy says
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2018/11/01/pensacola-man-rampages-neighborhood-looking-fight/1849705002/
Esther says
September 22 – Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested
Courtney Mincy says
10/28 Florida man jumps off surfboard, lands on shark.
Second result: Florida man sentenced in plot to blow up Target stores.
Meg Kumar says
Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website
Oh my.
Lisa says
Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. I mean, eunuchs can’t have sex. That’s the point of eunuch-izing them in the first place. How? Why?
Kim says
https://www.engadget.com/2019-10-02-florida-man-cutting-brake-lines.html
Olivia says
October 16: Florida Man Calls Police To Report Stolen Marijuana
Way to go there genius…
Jean says
Mine were too gross or sad to post.
Only thing I know about Florida is this from a college friend who lives there: “swim at your community pools; there are lakes, but you risk swimming with gators”.
Oy!!
Robin says
September 7: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/07/florida-man-drunk-and-naked-allegedly-set-house-fire/1228241002/
That is certainly something… and now I want cookies!
Erin says
Florida man faked his death using gun and a weather ballon
Cindy says
POLICE: MAN DRESSES AS WOMAN, BUYS PUPPY WITH STOLEN CREDIT CARD
Ann says
Florida Man story
Florida man recorded himself having sex with his dog, deputies say
all I can say is yuck, but it was the only story that came up on for my birthday
Amanda Carter says
This was my favorite on first page:
“Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.”
Suelder says
Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House
Rachael Macleod says
March 14th
Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity.
Anne K McMullen says
Florida Man drives jet ski on Normandy Boulevard in Jacksonville
Jen Smith says
July 26th
Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road-rage incident.
????????????
Ewwwitzjune says
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-charged-with-battery-after-allegedly-throwing-cookie-at-girlfriend/3494/
Kelticat says
I ended up with three.
Florida man tries to hire hitman to kill brother.
Florida man throws chair across dining room in steak and shake.
Florida man attempts to order a burrito at a bank drive through window. Thinks it was Taco Bell.
All for January 19.
Nila says
Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with can of beans by local deputy. It even had a video of the guy being Bush-whacked.
Lisa says
Was it Bush’s Baked beans?
MGW says
Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say
Leah says
September 22:
Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested
Patti says
That’s mine too!
Angie says
March 28, Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.
Christina says
Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say
LW says
Is Gordon certain he wants to move to Florida? Is doing weird stuff like that a requirement?
Rowan says
July 1 – “Florida man rips hole in store ceiling, steal more than 70 guns, flees on 3-wheel bicycle”
Amanda says
December 26, Florida man
Police: Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home
Shreya says
Florida man looking for auto parts store gets Directions to jail.
WTH! Lol
Nina Turner says
Florida Man accidentally shoots his own arm, notices two days later – May 10th
HAHAHA
Patricia Schlorke says
My stomach hurts after reading all the posts.
March 29, there are two.
First one: Florida man believed he was ‘half-man, half-dog’ during fatal attack, doctor says.
Second one: Drunk Florida man yells ‘come and get me’ to deputies, is arrested
Okay…note to self don’t go to Florida any time soon. 😀
Lenore A. Villa says
July 3, Florida Man
A Florida Man, 26 year old Bill Davis, died yesterday after attempting to microwave a microwave
Melissa Grant says
Florida Man was arrested after he stripped naked and chased two strangers around a Palm Coast Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for everyone to look at his genitals. September 25.
If it wasn’t so warm all the time, the number of naked Florida men stories would decrease.
It’s never boring here in Florida. Welcome!!!
Shannon from Florida says
Florida man throws toilet through school board building window – 2/22
Sandra says
Florida Man Challenge July 22
A Florida man who was upset that a woman parked in a handicap spot shot the woman’s boyfriend in the chest. Police are saying that the man may not be facing charges under the state’s “Stand your ground” law.
REALLY?
CR57 says
Mine was:
Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos.
Mind boggling…
Audra N Carr says
January 2 – Florida Man Covers Himself in Ashes, Says He’s a 400-Year-Old Indian, Crashes Stolen Car- hmmm
RebeccaB says
Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell.
Dianna Kilgore says
Hehe! October 25. Florida man arrested for throwing sausages at his mom. Also got Florida man arrested for stealing Dysney costumes. So funny!
Vinity says
Twin LOL
Katia says
June 18, This 101-year-old Florida man still volunteers for Meals on Wheels
Sashi says
Florida Man arrested for dancing to Hall & Oates and Supertramp…on top of a police car.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Jenny says
Florida Man Arrested For Running Naked Through Walmart Parking Lot
Patricia Schlorke says
At least Dina and Sean weren’t there with Sean’s fart gun! ????????????????????
Lisa says
Apparently Florida men are enormously proud of their parts.
Karen Goodwin says
November 7, Florida man jumps into crocodile pir,gets bit, claims he was held captive.
pklagrange says
Florida man arrested after trying to ride hamster ball to The Bahamas
Sara T says
Wow! It was so hard to choose.
This story was actually on my birthday:
A Florida man jumped off his surfboard and landed on a shark
🙂
Melissa T says
Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth
Susan M Watson says
February 1
Florida man claimed people were trying to eat his brains.
Lisa says
The zombies! They’re coming!
kommiesmom says
Florida man arrested for assault with ketchup.
Also: Fl man head-butted by alligator, knocked out.
Sherre says
Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands
Florida man January 18
Ann says
Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested
Thalassa says
Florida man tries to start naked fight club at Chick-Fil-A
Debbie Knapp says
Florida man arrested, accused of hitting mom on the head with corn cob.
Mattie says
So I’ve looked mine up and in Florida every July 20th has something to do with a gun and shooting. Florida man wants bananas shots out utility trucks tires.
Then I did Az. Guns and more shooting.
Guess I have a thing for guns. We will see what happens this July. I live in Fl and won’t have any trouble hearing about it.
vinity says
Oct 25th
FL man arrested for throwing sausages at his Mom.
Ginger says
Florida Man Jumps into Crocodile Pit Wearing Crocs, Gets Chomped
Pinkimmit says
February 27th – Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Laura Rogers says
ROFL.
Heather says
Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with can of beans by local deputy
melanie says
Jan. 29: Florida Man Accused of Robbing Chinese Restaurant at Finger Point
Lisa says
It must have been loaded.
Ace says
On September 23rd, 2018, a Florida Man THREW another Florida Man off of a bridge in Daytona Beach
Ann Woodin says
Florida man runs over himself outside of strip club
Ashleigh Kuhns says
Florida man climbs up cellphone tower
I had several come up but this one actually came from https://floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/october-19/
paulah says
“Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs.”
Christa says
Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery, deputies say….
August 21
Kristen says
I had to look this one up! OMG!!
Sara T says
ha ha ha ha
JessicaD says
“Florida man shoots self in head to see if round in chamber.”
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2015/06/florida-man-shoots-self-in-head-to-see-if-round-in-chamber/amp/
Kat says
Florida Man note really sure why he stole a pack of Bud Lite
Colleen L says
Bwahahaha – September 15 Florida Man… suspected of smelling woman’s feet at library leads police on scooter chase!
Way to make my upcoming 60th birthday memorable! lolol
Kristen says
2020: Florida man saves turtle from the streets.
2019: meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in a jealous rage. LOL
Julie says
OMG, there were so many to choose from! My favorite: December 29 – Florida man arrested for rigging door to electrocute pregnant wife
Nancy says
March 9 – Pregnant Florida Woman Reportedly Stabs Her Florida Man for Looking at Photo of Another Woman.
Lol ok then.
Michelle says
October 31st
Florida man arrested after another sex toy was thrown on the field during Bills-Patriots game
Susan A says
LOL! My birthday is October 22 and mine was someone trying to have sex with a Frozen toy.
Susan A says
LOL!! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!
Florida man accused of having sex with ‘Frozen’ toy at Target …
Isabelle says
Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow – July 15
Kimberly says
October 16. First one, I kid you not… Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions…
Chelsea says
July 4th
Florida man loses fingers, eyebrows in fireworks fail.
Makes sense ????♀️????
HF says
You sure about relocating to Florida?
Karen says
August 18
Florida man arrested after performing castration surgery, report says – News … Crazy headlines
jewelwing says
November 1st, 2019: “A drunken, shirtless man allegedly barged into several Pensacola homes looking for a fight before running into a fence and knocking himself out, according to an Escambia County Sheriff’s Office arrest report.”
This is a most excellent game.
Laura Rogers says
Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air.
I can’t even.
Mark says
Florida born and raised, I recommend vacationing not moving here, these stories don’t even raise eyebrows down here, it happens all the time. If you are dead set on coming, I recommend north of Tampa, or an island. Still crazies, but they’re the kind you want to have a cocktail with.
Dana B Siegel says
Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy, sheriff’s office says
Rikki-Mei says
May 14
Florida man tells cops playing basketball ball naked enhances skills
Andy says
April 13th
Florida man accused of beating cellmate who asked for a ‘courtesy flush’ to help with smell
Flybynite says
One of local radio stations, Mikey and Big Bob do a weekly Florida story.
Becky says
February 16: ‘Florida man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf cart chase’
Shelley says
Half-naked Florida Man walks goat in the rain.
Jennifer B. says
January 12: Florida man tells neighbors he’s going to kill them with kindness then tries to kill them with a machete he named “Kindness”
OMG
Brent Johnson says
A Florida man was charged with battery after he allegedly slapped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger
Michelle says
Oct 8th – Florida Man Arrested After Catching Alligator, Forcing It To Drink Beer
(Yes, it bit him!)
Megan Mcfadden says
Florida man says wind blew cocaine into his car
I laughed out loud!!
Deborah Gross says
This was mine too!
Good luck with the move 🙂
Sharon says
Florida man arrested after performing castration surgery.
I immediately thought that was adding insult to injury … before realising it wasn’t on himself ????
Sharon says
Best of other family members:
Florida man entices gator to bite him; pours beer down its throat, police say
Karen says
July 6, Florida man arrested for urinating on car and running from police
Alex R. says
The two stories on my birthday weren’t that exciting (FL man arrested after giving his girlfriend a wet Willy and drive through drug window in a mobile home) but then I found this in a related story (April date): Florida man sues for right to marry his laptop.
At least it was an apple laptop.
Anne Tierney says
April 24th, Florida man stabbed nephew for hogging bathroom.
Mark says
September 27th
Florida man arrested for whipping out samurai sword during trash dispute
Haleigh says
“Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos”
Debra Hoffmaster says
October 24 Florida man arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting stuffed ‘Olaf’ at Target
k says
Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles – November 11, 2018
Jessa N says
December 8- Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say
Gale D says
July 11-Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say
Never heard of this challenge, thank you for the laughs!!
Gale D says
Year later-Florida man was arrested after shooting at a van that wouldn’t let him change lanes.
Sandra Uveric says
Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road-rage incident
Amy says
Florida Man Says His Turtle Army Will Destroy Everyone
This may be my new favorite news headline of all time
Lisa says
Yessss
Oli says
???? Feet Sniffer
https://fm1019.radio.com/blogs/mel/florida-man-september-16
Amelie says
LOL you are just discovering the Florida Man meme? It’s been around for awhile haha. My friends and I have had a lot of fun googling Florida Man. And you STILL want to move to Florida, despite all the ridiculousness that state represents? You are far braver than I ever will be.
Rachel says
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase
Whitney says
July 25
Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat
Larry says
Florida Man on Bath Salts Head-Butts Car, Slaps Fire Chief
Barbie Aschenbrenner says
Florida man arrested for running naked through Walmart parking lot
Alisa A says
April 29th, Florida man takes upskirt photos of woman at gas station, is caught by corrections officer nearby, deputies say
LP says
July 27 Florida Man. ‘Florida man nearly killed in freak lawn furniture accident’. The story of my life.
Marianne says
Do you have any idea how hard it is to tear apart a mattress with your bare hands?!?!?
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-meth-attacks-mattress-girlfriends-lover-inside-police-say
Sam Lee says
Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911
…that seems pretty alright; could happen to anyone…
Florida Man Disguised as Spider-Man Steals Liquor and Cigarettes
“who managed to get himself caught, by appearing on surveillance video UNMASKED…it was just a matter of absolute surprise that he would walk up to the door first, try to break in, and then it starts clicking in his head that ‘Oh, I might get recognized if I do this without a mask on'”
Oh, Florida Man…
Sherri says
Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies
Tasha A. says
OMG
“Florida man climbs on playground equipment and yells to children how babies are born”
I’m assuming alchol was involved!
Ariel Forstner says
Hubby is june 17
Florida man, 62, strips, performs a “strange dance” at McDonalds then tried to impregnate a railing
????????
Chloe says
June 27
Naked Florida man stood in a fire and chanted ‘gibberish.’ Mushrooms did it, cops say
GM says
March 31 – Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating.
ConnieK says
Is it wrong that I’m kinda cheering on the wife? ????
Lisa says
Me too! Plus, she’s a good shot!
MagicTrix says
Here’s my Florida man story:
On This Day In Florida Man History: Sept 18: Man Rides Jet Ski On Highway. September 18, 2019. Mel. Getty Images
What I like about this story is that it is funny, not tragic and not criminal. And here’s a link to the video so that you can get a giggle too.https://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwfts.tv%2F2nM7JEL%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR3Bn70QNjHN48H5YU3bBnCd1QcKjNdUsrqyJjrkqvYl3PvJCcHvej-MPCU&h=AT0rgbsQL1otidaoP4y31imdNDwh1czg5tqi18fa7GmY8fEwyzXu6Q0zvVM_6BxV51K-lOnOArv4hxPk42Xwa-L9eenUiwZEYqijIwGv15SiNO9KC2YuQokZVxKvxC4xH0qE3WV1bPm0A_5CkMjHtUI_IaTsXnc9p00ROufJpY0SlOqD65qWAEm8NcKuvDK8_gTH_EOK9DjoI766BR0bYLhI7eVF2HQiIno4IDgXLFah6kQFe4Ox6yj76UTEozJV9ZtW4QSy5i5ACbCAMg86LQMa3Ym3Z8AQAyuHWfXJpWBvDRgW_CFKhD5Hw1UNtoHRtXHuDbocjKCEGFNG48JX0qhUGJQAxH4dPMkGeUV4wllMD_iCdkLj85SPFt3nIyloLMfZotOa0UQcjoQfsrrv-8Ccuyo9ffqQomNWIrerD6uiqyKw3gaCJlSO-QPQnlv1VfK7qmC61xPRIvwcLoezpT23LZ9sB02S89DBWUOc5rsSUxtyOURiVAYGNTSn3RrqoRA4jUJKH02s7805LYoYUOYbjUW9hKqdmOBFY35ZUMCkfSW_ZnPCEsgdjbj7ResiLU9j7_kdw9glHXCAtmuAJdWzixjD758vtAo5yrYof7bvpEV5t8PW8L3DJZGeBNhfBwKbEPruFZyENL7345DIOXAsQaKKfXCVkWbo5EHjjygZGFTO4Et-nCEDkzcg-T52K5tcuD54b2vYGLZG_hwT-M_Genq-MfUzXXi9tfdt3SOjb_lkkhMmK3im4K7Q6IvFbMuRbgGmpXPNE4CUM4ipV4lOf38q7lV_uaqFVavtqUfo-EBfDC68NGLCdmxwtlb3LW74mOJY-yxav7ry6MA4sJz7Nok9aeQBogZy-dNFWe3lfGvODXiQBsOAuPrIZBNzw-JvFx7-HYkaLkhkcwjWG3a2qXHkQXrHMA76m3Y8j0JXazZXwL0eqFv7SpzhZ8faAKwOgQzWyyzrSeZ8ifTpdqmh9hcZfSPYITrykSlmfmveQ63jSseLT7s2uAN6BgRKMtFeMZUEZ1W_jdbrEdzpJw2hGgMqEz6Y-gqozN7PsI8i8ca70bqox42z8fQmNauZutKpcfjdRceslqA
Whoa, when it said “copy link address”, I didn’t know it was going to be a novel!
Lisa says
It didn’t take me to the video.
MagicTrix says
Welp, the novel/link address was a total fail. But! If you Google September 18 Florida man, the video will come up along with the puzzled kid in the background “that should be in the water. “
Jenny says
Florida Man Arrested for Cutting the Break Lines of Over 100 E-scooters
(real, I think.)
and
Florida Grandma Tries Scaring Off Naked Florida Man by Pulling Her Dentures Out
(possibly fake)
Julie Richardson says
July 4 Florida man loses fingers, eyebrows in fireworks fail
Ruth Ray says
December 30 – Florida man screaming about vampire allegedly sets his house on fire
Kara Rogers says
March 7 Police: Florida man jailed after trying to ” barbeque all the child molesters.” It’s a shame he’s likely psychotic. I’d buy him a margarita.
VanessaC says
July 29th… Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Gator In Hand. Florida man makes a beer run to a Jacksonville convenience store carrying a live alligator in his hand with it’s mouth taped shut.
Never needed beer so bad that I couldn’t put my gator down before I went in to buy it.
Maybe the gator was a bargaining chip. I’ll give you this gator if you give me beer!
Melinda says
Florida man threatens co-worker with box cutter in argument about Christian music
Kim says
Florida man, 33 poses as housewife to lure men into home for sex acts.
Wow!!!
ConnieK says
December 14
Florida man captured on camera trying to break gas station door in order to steal Pepsi
Sarah says
Sept. 4-“Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food”
Jackie says
Florida man arrested for running naked through Walmart parking lot.
Ailis says
Florida man who had sex with Dolphin said it seduced to him.
Amanda says
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2017/11/10/naked-florida-man-breaks-into-home-tries-on-womans-clothes-police-say/?outputType=amp
“Naked Florida Man breaks into home, tries on woman’s clothes, says police”
Arlis says
Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics, and warning them of retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded by police to end a standoff in return for a fresh slice of pizza, reports say.
Janny says
Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat
Florida man’s family values appear shaky.
Ms. Kim says
1st listing: Florida man got 4 years for stealing 4 $15 dollar phone chargers. He was beaten to death in prison.
Christina says
Wow, that took a dark turn.
Katrina says
Homeless Florida man calls cops after people he paid for sex don’t show
Michelle says
Florida Man throws urine on prosecutor during sentencing hearing……..
I guess the prosecutor turned around and said to him “Urine trouble mister!”……I’ll show myself out
Anne (Germany) says
Me too: September 6
AP says
Florida man is arrested for trying to get a caiman drunk.
Texas man says “psychotic” cow attacked him twice, nearly killed him…
Decisions, decisions… ???? Are you sure you want to move?
Patrice says
Florida man attacked sister, bit cop after someone touched his cigar, police say. —and it doesn’t stop there!
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/man-attacked-sister-bit-cop-after-someone-touched-his-cigar/67-4597ad08-bcda-4d13-95f7-d3c94a7983d0
These are like a Carl Hiasen novel plot. lol He always says he doesn’t have to make up the weird news in Florida.
Cynthia says
October 7th: Florida man accused of pouring beer in gator’s mouth after enticing reptile to bite his arm
wingednike says
Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop
Christina says
March 31:
(1) Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating; also,
(2) Florida mother shot burglar who entered home because ‘dinosaurs were chasing him.
???????????? Gotta love those Floridians.
Sabrina says
November 11th – Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos
Elizabeth Crow says
“Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased”
Gill Hale says
Florida man threw sex toy on field at Bills Patriots Mobday night football.
Karen W says
A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with a pizza.
Lisette says
August 14, Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says ‘hookah-smoking caterpillar’ told him to destroy liquor store with forklift
Amie says
Florida man arrested after another sex toy was thrown on the field during Bills-Patriots game.
LOL!
Katie R says
Florida Man Caught Posing As Middle School Student To Play In Youth Football League
He was 21 years old. I can’t imagine how they caught him.
Blue Winsor says
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Susan says
Florida man attacks sister, bites cop after someone touches his cigar
Dancing Corgi says
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill.
Tracie Siemsen says
July 28 Florida man wielding live gator chases people in convenience store on a beer run…
Ana Moura says
september 5 florida man,
Florida Man Caught With Nearly 200 Illegal Lobsters
Gina G says
Florida man allegedly stabbed ex-girlfriend with large sword, ran her over with truck.
Diana Paterson says
Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trial
????
Kathy says
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on a George Foreman grill
Kimberly says
August. 16th
Doctor: Florida man Austin Harrouff believed he was ‘half-dog, half-man’ in face-biting double homicide
Or on a lighter note:
Deputies: Florida man in front-end loader dumps mountain of dirt on girlfriend’s car ( w/pics)
Jill S. says
Florida man jumped off surfboard and landed on a shark, which promptly bit his foot — not too seriously since he refused to go to hospital.
Paddy says
Hey Jill, is your birthday also on October 28?
Linnaea says
FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO ORDER BURRITO AT BANK DRIVE-THROUGH, THINKS IT’S TACO BELL
CeciM says
July 8, Florida man:
Florida man says lighting firecrackers under child’s bed is a prank gone wrong
July 8, Florida woman (I had to share this one):
A Florida woman has been sentenced to probation after allegedly pulling an alligator out of her yoga pants during a traffic stop.
Jane says
So many of these headlines sound like people with mental illnesses. Sigh.
Audrey says
My Florida man was decent but changing it to woman gave me a doozy!
“Florida woman hit man with SUV, tried to urinate on deputy”
????
Ali says
Florida man covered in pizza arrested for pizza battery after pizza dispute….
Sam says
March 22- “Florida Man shoved women to get at her egg rolls, police say…”
According to the article the woman refused to let the man in her house, and he ended up barging into the home.
I’ve never found a fried, spring roll wrapper to be worth an arrest record. Maybe I could understand if it was a beignets or a funnel cake.
Kelly M says
April 21 – Florida Man Arrested After Stealing Neighbor’s Underwear ????
https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-man-arrested-after-stealing-neighbors-underwear-420105353.html
Lisa says
June 2 Florida Man arrested after being found with decapitated shark.
????
DizzieLizzie says
Florida man makes beer run with large gator in his hand.
This is especially appropriate, I think, since I’m a 911 dispatcher.
XD
Evelyn Anemaet says
December 5 Florida man abandoned child on roadside because he thought boy might be gay.
Now that’s a horrible thing to associate with my b-day! FYI, I was raised in Florida (Tampa – St Pete area) and couldn’t wait to escape, but now enjoy the panhandle on field trips.
Barbara Swanson says
Well, mine is a bit dark…
Police: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend
Paddy says
October 28, Florida man jumps off surfboard, lands on shark.
Ahahaha
Thank you for the laughs
Melissa says
High on love: Florida man accused of hiding marijuana in box of Valentine’s Day chocolates
Feb 5, 2020 · Suspect found hiding in attic
kate says
Florida man shows off dance moves during field sobriety test
Tiffany Crystal says
I’m not sure mine is safe for a family-friendly site…????????
August 30th: “Florida man accused of grabbing his genitals and giving the finger to a man and his 8-year-old son”
Veronica says
12th September- Florida Man shoots cousin to test bullet proof vest
Jordyn says
June 25:
Florida man arrested for running naked through Walmart parking lot.
???????? this was hilarious—I’m totally sharing this game with all my friends
Valerie says
Happy early birthday!
Skatie says
Wow. So many things that Florida Man did on May 13. Here’s one:
Florida man turns himself in for killing imaginary friend.
Molly says
Florida man Austin Harrouff believed he was ‘half-dog, half-man’ in face-biting double homicide
Deb says
Florida Man Causes Thousands of Dollars Worth of Property Damage Trying to Kill “Demons”: PD
It’s always demons.
Alyssa says
September 30: Florida man reunited with iPhone more than year after he lost it in ocean
Jgoods says
Florida man gets probation for picking up, transporting 41 turtles
…stopped by deputy for running stop sign, deputy found (turtles) in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” backpack
…other passenger, when asked by deputy had anything else, pulled a 1-foot gator from her yoga pants.
Strange AF. O_0
Ev says
It’s 530am. I am out back and was trying to be quiet!!!
Whitney says
July 10, Florida man:
On This Day In Florida Man History: Florida Man With No Arms Stabs Man With Scissors
Sjik says
This takes the cake, I can’t stop laughing!
Reggie says
September 27….Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute
Ash says
Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trial
Ev says
Karma.
Letha says
Florida man passed out in Taco Bell drive thru with foot on gas and car in park… which started a fire… which didn’t wake him up. Police were called
Brianna says
April 21st
Florida man arrested for trying to pull over an undercover detective.
(Don’t pretend to be cop ????)
LIBBY says
Florida Man Who Threw Toilet Through Window in East St. Louis Found With Second Crapper.
I must have a case of giggles because I laughed way to long at this. 🙂
LIBBY says
I forgot to add the date: 21 February
Karla says
Florida man shot outside bar after rejecting shot inside bar, officials say
????♀️
Jen says
Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won’t blow away
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Ali Cat says
I was hoping my birthday was going to be something not so bad cause I have a great birthday, 8/8, however on August 8th a Florida man received probation for having sex with a dog. Reading on, the article goes on to say it was discovered by his girlfriend who found the pictures on his phone, of him and other females engaging in sexual acts with dogs. Smart girl that she was, she took the phone to the local police station ( hopefully after she took a long hot shower).
Double eewww!!
Claudia says
Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument, deputies say
Tsk, tsk, RUDE. The naughty step for you, Florida Man!
Gail Goddard says
Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed ‘Olaf’ at Target – ClickOrlando
Oct 23, 2019 · Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed ‘Olaf’ at Target. Jeff Tavss, Executive Producer. Published: October 23, 2019, 3: 43 …
Valerie says
June 23. “Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute.” There are others, of course, but that’s my favorite.
Sjik says
September 28: Florida Man Threatens Red Lobster “I work For The Taliban and I Have a Bomb in This Bag”
Lmao
zc says
Florida man arrested for throwing sausages at his mom.
Spring says
April 1st:
“Sheriff: Florida man’s April Fools prank of impersonating policeman goes wrong”
Lex says
Ah, yes. I love this one.
My Florida Man birthday story:
Florida Man arrested for slapping a pregnant woman with a cheeseburger
Camilla says
Florida man with 20 tattoos wearing hot pink bra arrested
Heh
Angie Aebersold says
Florida man hit by car during failed ‘In My Feelings’ challenge
Teri says
Florida man wearing crocs leaps into crocodile pit.
Alexandra Perchanidou says
Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section <—EWEWEW
Melody says
florida man arrested for botched castration on anotherbman he met on eunuch fetish website ok i need anew birthday now, thusisnot working for me
Lara Weeks says
Published August 19
Florida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants
Kemkais says
Here is mine for June 11th :
“Florida man caught with cocaine on his nose insists drugs were not his” https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-cocaine-nose-drugs-not-his
Lol and it is on Fow News… -facepalm-
Lisza says
Well, yeah… May 3rd:
‘You Gotta Smoke A Bowl With Me Please’: Florida Man Invites Police To Smoke Pot While Showing Off His Marijuana Plant
Sal says
12 November: Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant.
Marisa says
Feb 15: Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase
Cath says
Florida man threatened to ‘chop’ house guest with machete after not flushing toilet, police say
Carrie says
A Florida man allegedly damaged a white Cadillac after he dumped a bunch of dirt with a front-end loader when his girlfriend showed up to his job Friday in the borrowed car.
Leigh-Ayn says
Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in the face with burrito
Bernie says
I can actually see this one being true. “Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested”. September 22nd – It’s also Frodo and Bilbo’s birthday.
Astha says
FM accused of stabbing a woman for underdone potatoes
FM upset over friend chugging all his beer ,things escalated
FM slugs an elderly man who asked him to stop masturbating in the park<<ew
#Best:
Maria says
Florida man feeds alligators hot dogs ????
April says
May 19: Florida Man Runs From Cops in General Lee Dodge Charger After Setting Fire to His Wife’s Home
Well, at least he did it with style, I guess…
Arezoo says
Mine isn’t fun. It requires trigger warnings just to be posted. If you absolutely must know search August 29 at your own discretion.
Dette says
Florida man arrested after another sex toy was thrown on the field during Bills-Patriots game.
October 31st
Yvonne A says
Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute
Anika says
It works with Florida Woman, too: Florida woman accused of sickening child for 8 years (July 20)
LeChele says
Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased
Victoria Hallam says
May 1st:
Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne
Love it – so funny x
Raisa says
I Love this, going to use it in the next zoom family meeting 🙂
Here is mine: A Florida man jumped off his surfboard and landed on a shark
Corvid27 says
November 27th
Florida Man Accused Of Stabbing Woman Over Underdone Potato
Morry says
This is so fun! My search result: Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell.
Too funny, should be an interesting place to live.
Kathryn Albert says
Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Alligator Into Wendy’s Drive-Thru
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2016/02/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-alligator-into-wendys-drive-thru/amp/
Gaëlle says
https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/florida-man-tasered-after-walking-naked-around-neighborhood
Dear oh my! There are sooooo many Florida man!!!!
Shreya says
December 30- Florida man arrested after officers watch theft of car on his Instagram feed..lol
Annah says
20th November
‘Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse’
….I wish I never searched this now.
Shimana says
Florida man accused of killing suspected ‘peeping tom’
Wow, Florida man is wild ????
Ev says
Or, Florida is wild, man.
MD says
Naked Florida man armed with a crossbow who claimed aliens were after him got shot by a deputy
o_O
Aisling says
January 14th
‘Kill ‘Em With Kindness’: Florida Man Stabs Neighbor With Machete Named ‘Kindness’, Say Police
Erm.. That phrase has completely changed meaning for me now..
Ev says
Haha. That’s what I named my shotgun hubby bought me.
Ev says
February 17
Florida Man Causes Thousands of Dollars Worth of Property Damage Trying to Kill “Demons …
Krista Hulsman says
You can do this with any state, though Florida seems t have some great eccentric ones.
Sept 29
Florida man arrested for cutting the brake lines of over 100 e-scooters
&
Texas man shot fleeing burglar and went back to bed
Kateřina T. says
Florida man accused of stealing Disney Costums wrestles with deputies ????
Francisco says
April 22nd
Florida man slapped with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument, police say
Wingedsyn says
“Florida man arrested for having sex with Olaf toy at Target”
Mizz Lotus says
Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend ‘Wet Willy’
Afterburner says
Florida man accused of having sex with ‘Frozen’ toy at Target …. in the article Target had to let it go
Kathleen Morrison says
Great Ghu there is a website…
http://www.floridamantimes.com
Beth D says
Florida man dressed like Fred Flintstone pulled over in his ‘footmobile’
Beth says
November 4th
Alex says
March 24, Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection
Kate says
May 14 Florida man
Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’.
Ha ha!
Damaris Zehner says
Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say.
Hanna says
Sept 7
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
It… really works…
Abk says
Drunk Florida man accidentally shoots himself, blames it on robber.
Are you really sure Florida is the place you want to go????
Jennifer says
December 15
Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section turns himself in
Catlover says
Florida man bought a giant fan in hopes that coming hurricane would cease if he created a strong enough wind with it.
Laura says
Lemur Leaps From Truck During Florida DUI Traffic Stop
Barbara says
September 15,
Florida man suspected of smelling woman’s feet at library …
Not as bad as some of the others.
Eliz says
Florida man charged in naked rake attack – WRDW.com
too funny!!
Eliz says
June 12th
Kevin says
June 6, Florida man arrested for pouring ketchup on girlfriend.
Teri says
Florida man carries Alligators into beer store
https://m.facebook.com/whionews/videos/2117262928305260/
M.Cips says
Florida man tells neighbors he’s going to kill them with kindness then tries to kill them with a machete he named “Kindness”.
TeejSD says
https://ktla.com/news/florida-man-prompts-evacuation-at-taco-bell-after-bringing-grenade-he-found-while-fishing/
Wow, you’d think he’d know better than to play with old unstable munitions….oh wait, it’s Florida Man
TeejSD says
There’s undoubtably going to be some variation from browsers, but I predict repeat headlines due to repeat birthdates…..how’s that go, something like, if you gather any random group of 23 ppl, odds are better than 80% that 2 of them will have the same birthday day. Hmm wonder if there’s a Florida Man story for that?!
Kylie says
Wanted Florida man promised officers he would turn himself in when he was finished with his job. I wonder what his job was?
Chriss says
December 20
Florida man dressed as Santa caught with molly, ecstasy pills, and marijuana.
Or better yet Florida man caught putting semen in coworker’s water.
Meandering Bystander says
Hahahahahaha…..
Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act
Tralalah says
Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI- that is a pretty classic headline
Catherine says
Florida man strips, performs strange dance at McDonald’s!
Nicki Garvey says
May 24 (I picked this one as the other ones were not anywhere near light hearted)
Florida Man’ uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd
Oh goodness!
Rachel says
12 Sept Florida man
Florida man shot dead after asking if bulletproof vest still worked
oh dear- a bit unfortunate- are you sure you want to move??? Not that I have any idea if Texas is any better! Happy plannig anyway
Agnieszka says
31 October
Florida man arrested after another sex toy was thrown on the field during Bills-Patriots game.
Oh my..
Rachel says
Hmmm, bit addictive this but ye gods…
2019- Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill
2018- WATCH: Deputies say Florida man stole golf cart in slow getaway attempt
I ran away screaming after 21 AUG 2019 Florida Man Arrested After Alleged Botched Castration Inside Home
Mary Peed says
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-spits-food-womans-mouth-road-rage-1473738
Well, that’s gross. “Florida man spits half eaten good into woman’s mouth during road rage incident.”
MD says
September 21
Florida man charged with setting woman on fire after dispute
Horrific. I’m not that surprised though, since 9/21 is also Stephen King and Bill Murray’s Birthdays too.
Kirsten says
April 18 – A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming “I only had one beer!” cops say.
Melinda Lamb says
Florida man arrested for urinating on car, running from police…
Gordon says
Hey, some of born in FL may not find this funny. That’s right, I am Florida Man!
CTL says
That’s okay. Jeaniene Frostis responsible for the vampire and demon attacks.
April says
Florida Man Tried to Pull Over an Undercover Cop While Pretending to Be an Officer
Sophie says
Florida man arrested for attempted striptease in restaurant.
Oh boy.
Sharon A says
WCTV › tv › content › news › Met…
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Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage – WCTV
Joyce says
Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from (for May 21)
Simply hilarious..great start to day and now I know to ask Florida man if I need to know where babies come from. Who knew?
Mary E Johnson says
September 21
Pensacola, FL – Puppy shoots Florida Man
mz says
Yay! This is the Karma for July 31st Florida Man!
Victoria says
“Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave.”
Oh dear.
Ana says
Mostly Nude Florida Man Cycling Backwards on Highway in Pink Sneakers and Socks…
That takes talent.
Lisa says
Not to mention coordination.
Erin Oleski says
Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell.
Sonya says
Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames ‘caterpillar.
K says
Drunk Man Uses Taco As ID
This is hilarious!
pet says
May16,florida man
Florida man kills imaginary friend
Lauren says
Florida man wearing bonnet and dress steals baby formula from a Publix market
Lisa Tam says
Florida man saves dog, fends off aggressive coyote attack with coffee cup –
My kind of weapon
In the interest of equality –
Florida woman hops into elderly driver’s lap, tries to steal car
Gesa says
June 6th:
Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on girlfriend
Cristina says
12 august
Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say
????????????
Nicole S says
October 29, Florida man jumps off surfboard, lands on shark.
Amy says
July 20th:
Florida Man Says He Went ‘Bananas,’ Shot Out Utility Workers’ Tires
LOL
Michele says
Florida man tries to steal vending machine from apartment complex. Must have been a slow news day in Florida Manlandia.
Martha says
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Good game!
Brenda Pence says
September 14 – Florida woman makes bomb threat to halt boyfriend’s urine test
Gailk says
When I entered my birthday Florida man automatically popped up.
June 6 , 2019: Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on his girlfriend .
2018: police arrest Florida man after zoo animals found in his apartment.
I love reading Carl Hiassen . He lives in Florida and is a reporter for the Miami Herald. His crazy mysteries are full of Florida weirdness.
Love reading all the Florida man shenanigans.
Great game .
Rebecca says
August 14
https://www.jacksonville.com/news/florida/2017-08-14/police-florida-man-wrecks-liquor-shop-blames-hookah-smoking-caterpillar
James says
Derrick Irving, 36, and John Silva, 28, were both arrested after attempting to steal from a home and then erase the evidence with a fire started by a burning pot of Ragu sauce, police said. (Volusia County Jail) << wha?
Jim Huffman says
March 30: Florida man accused of attacking mom when she wouldn’t dress his mannequin
Jenn says
Florida Man Arrested for Handing Out Marijuana “Because It Was Christmas”
jenn says
For December 25
Carolyn says
October 8. Sarasota: Marc Jason Levene, a Florida man, was sentenced to five years in prison for possessing those explosive materials as a convicted felon. He also had to forfeit almost four tons of explosive fuses and flash powder.
Mysticrose says
My birthday was apparently pretty busy.
Florida man with ‘half a head’ arrested on attempted murder charges
Florida man kills family friend for ‘trying to pick up’ his imaginary girlfriend (yikes)
Shirtless Florida man removes 9-foot alligator from swimming pool
These are hysterical.
Elle Dechene says
Elle
Elle Dechene says
Elle
Amy says
Florida man tries to pay for McDonald’s with bag of weed
Zaz says
Ah you have my birthday 🙂
Lynn says
Florida men, one disguised in bull costume (!?) allegedly tried to burn down ex boyfriend’s house with spaghetti sauce.
Anita Klaboe says
Sept 30th – Dude Punches Shark To Save Dog
Zaz says
Brave guy
victoria jones says
Florida man goes on a beer run, with alligator in hand …
Mai says
11/9 “Florida man offers chicken dinner and $3 for sex”
Lyuba says
January 26 – Florida Man Finds a WWII Grenade, Places It in His Truck, Drives to Taco Bell (as one does)
Virginia says
July 17th, “Police: Florida man’s murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon”
????????????
Gailk says
Kevin, Gesa , happy birthday. We have the same birthday June 6th.
There are a lot of June birthdays.
And we love Ilona Andrews.
Johanna J says
February 3 – Florida Man Who Had Sex with a Dolphin Says it Seduced Him. Uh, yah. Right. Are you sure you want to move there? 😉
Sania says
Here’s mine – 19 june
Florida man sets mousetrap to catch mail-stealing neighbor, snags mail-leaving postal worker instead
Patricia says
September 9th
Florida Man Says His Galaxy Note 7 Exploded And Set His Jeep On Fire
Zaz says
That one might actually be reasonable
Aki says
Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he …
Aki says
…because he was mad his dad helped birth him.
Amery says
“KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS — Florida man stabs neighbor with machete named Kindness.” ????????????????
And happy belated father’s day to Gordon!
AleeaB says
Ya’ll are much braver than I. I love the Gulf Coast and once lived close enough to visit Galveston and Padre Island frequently. But after experiencing my 4th hurricane, I decided to leave the area. I cannot imagine buying a home in Florida, the insurance rates alone would be more than I could afford. I wish you well in your move and will help with your expenses as I buy your books.
Sekimori says
You’ll love FL, I’m sure. But I gotta tell you, this is me after watering the garden/plants every morning: https://www.instagram.com/p/CA5XY3gHpHm/
Kat says
January 19 – FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO ORDER BURRITO AT BANK DRIVE-THROUGH, THINKS IT’S TACO BELL
KellyK says
Florida man says his turtle army will destroy everyone.
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/04/florida-man-turtle-army/amp/
This made me laugh. Thanks for the fun idea.
Becky says
Now I want a turtle army!!
E Su says
https://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=Awr9IlYNz_ReD3QASwxx.9w4;_ylu=X3oDMTByb2lvbXVuBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzcg–/RV=2/RE=1593130894/RO=10/RU=https%3a%2f%2fwww.foxnews.com%2fus%2fflorida-man-72-tries-to-mow-down-neighbor-with-tractor-during-dispute-cops-say/RK=2/RS=3A3.Kwqgn4eldgtIPyzDwVeCshg-
E Su says
Whoops. Sorry, that was “Florida Man tries to run down Neighbor with tractor”
Angie Reese says
August 10 – Florida Man Arrested for DUI Says He Smoked Pot to Prepare for Jesus to Return
Silvia says
DECEMBER 23
Police: Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana ‘because it was Christmas’.
Silvia says
This is the link to the story above.
https://wsvn.com/news/local/police-florida-man-arrested-for-passing-out-marijuana-because-it-was-christmas/
Elizabeth says
Sept. 26 – Florida man tries to start naked fight club at Chick-fil-a
Elizabeth Helman says
https://www.thedrive.com/news/25407/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-while-lemur-and-wallaby-escape-from-truck-during-traffic-stop
Kit says
13 Nov Florida man dressed as Fred Flinstone pulled over by police for driving a “footmobile”
AJ says
Nov 1 Florida man barges into homes looking for fights, gets pizza and arrest
Becky says
April 26: Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage
The mind boggles.
Kerris says
August 31st
“Florida man arrested for giving girlfriend ‘wet willy’”
????????????
lena says
Dec 24:
–A Florida man that was arrested this past weekend after crashing his Dodge Challenger into a strip mall says that he was “time traveling.”
–Florida man busted for handing out pot ‘because it was Christmas’
and because the women are crazy too:
–Florida woman with plastic gun robs mail carrier, rides off on tricycle, cops say
Thanks for this. I’ve been crying for the last hour from laughing so hard!
Lisa says
June 25 – I get Florida man and Walmart! https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/25/florida-man-running-naked-walmart-parking-lot/
Angela Anderson says
Bonus points for you!
If there was an alligator involved you would have had the Florida man hat trick! ????
Rachel Zimmerman says
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase
Carin says
Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtles.
https://www.winknews.com/2019/04/11/police-florida-man-threatens-to-destroy-everyone-with-an-army-of-turtles/
Pristine says
November 29th
Florida man arrested twice this month for bringing loaded gun to airport
LS says
9/4 Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won’t blow away
9/4 Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman
Grill
DianaInCa says
Here’s mine August 24
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/38957481/florida-man-threatens-co-worker-with-box-cutter-in-argument-about-christian-music
Never knew Christian music caused so many problems
Julie says
I love this! Mine is Florida man arrested for standing in sunroof while driving. ????
Kathryn says
July 2nd-Florida Man Accused of Putting Semen in Coworker’s Water
Um…ew lol. But that was the first one that popped up!
Faith says
Aaaaannnnddd for September 10:
Naked Florida man causes fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
https://www.local10.com/news/2018/09/11/naked-florida-man-causes-fire-while-baking-cookies-on-george-foreman-grill/
Angela Anderson says
Florida man shoved a woman to get at her egg rolls.
Makes sense.
Cheryl M says
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-alligator-through-drive-thru-window.amp
Cheryl M says
Why an alligator???
Lisa says
Well they’re pretty hearty, and somewhat aerodynamic…
Judy Schultheis says
Judy
Llamacorn says
February 6th.
Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn’t take bath, deputies say.
Quickbeam says
Here’s mine:
Florida man tries to start naked fight club at Chick-Fil-A
Darlene says
Florida man turns himself in after murdering imaginary friend.
Carol says
Shirtless, bootless Florida Man drives motorcycle down I195 while laying down and driving with his feet, ????
Diana says
These are really a hoot!
Mine is: November 12th, Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen.
Zaz says
Florida man tries to pay for McDonalds with a bag of weed
Syd says
July 13th: Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist. https://abc13.com/florida-man-with-no-arms-charged-with-stabbing-chicago-tourist/3748197/
Karla says
Naked Florida Man Steals Swan Statue
What is it with Florida men??? Lol!!
Lizz D. says
Florida Man Calls 911 to report himself drunk driving
Denise says
It seams Florida men are quite strange. Are you sure you want to live there? ????
Zaz says
Also on my birthday
Florida man tries to break into jail, gets caught in the razor wire
Florida man found posting detailed bomb making instructions on web sites frequented by extremists and terrorists
Jamie Hukill says
“FLORIDA MAN FLASHES BUTTOCKS AT IHOP AFTER IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER TO GET FREE FOOD,” & OTHER THOUGHTS ON FLORIDA AS HOME
Danny Lim says
Florida Man Makes Himself A Snack While Robbing Taco Bell
That’s not too strange. I would do the same thing. ????
Stephanie Mowery says
Florida man back in jail after not paying for taxi that picked him up from jail…
lol
Crystal F says
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-charged-with-battery-after-allegedly-throwing-cookie-at-girlfriend/3494/ for February 25th.
Elkie says
Florida man, on bath salts head hurts vehicle, attacks responders
Laura says
What if all the “Florida man”‘s are the same person?
Leslie Qattan says
“Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans” Good God.
Bibliovore says
April 26
Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage – WCTV
Not surprising….
Kathy says
Hahaha. Best thing all week!! March 13
one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce
Jayanne says
3/22
Florida man shoved woman to get at her egg rolls, police say…
Bat says
Mine popped up with a coiple of alligator stories. This one shows just how tacky some people can be, though the story joted the shottun looksmlike itnis pointing AT the couple. That is one of the first things I checked (yes firearms safety is a big partnof my job) and aboutbthe only think they did right was jotnpointbthe gun at themselves…. although who knows where the muzzle is actually pointing and who might actually have been in danger….
https://floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/february-9/
Bat says
Omg the typos!!!!
Mary OMaley says
March 7 Florida man jailed after trying to ‘barbecue all the child molesters’
YIKES!
Julianne Single says
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-charged-with-battery-after-allegedly-throwing-cookie-at-girlfriend/3494/
Why are you throwing cookies Florida man?
Shan says
Florida man rigged door in attempt to electrocute pregnant wife. 12/29
Lisa says
Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillac
The 70-year-old said he’d “rather go to jail than go back home” to his supposedly demanding wife.
10/12
Christy Costello says
Here is mine:
Florida man in stolen ambulance leads law enforcement on multi-county chase
Merve says
September 21 Florida Group Home Worker Arrested for Leaving Man With Down Syndrome to Die in Hot Van While He Napped.
That is sad.
Beth Rogers says
I had multiple funnies;
Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer …www.boston.com › news › world-news › 2019/10/11
October 11, 2019. PALM CITY, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say they’ve arrested a Florida man who provoked a small alligator into biting his arm and poured beer into …
OR
Man Arrested For Pelting His Mother With Sausages, Cops …www.thesmokinggun.com › buster › bradenton › man-l…
October 11, 2018 … Ah yes, a good portion of millennials are just like this guy. Unemployed, lazy … Florida Man, not the hero you want, but the hero you need.
OR
Florida man wore female underwear, tried on baby clothes …
OR
Naked Florida man steals yacht’s flag
Mary Cole says
April 25, Florida Man
A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas …
Hilly Grieshaber says
October 11
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.boston.com/news/world-news/2019/10/11/florida-man-accused-of-forcing-small-alligator-to-drink-beer/amp
Ramona says
I’m a nurse in Florida so I see the phenomenon in all it’s glory. My birthday headline: Florida Man in Easter Bunny Brawl . I hear “Math Gators” are next.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/miami.cbslocal.com/2019/04/23/florida-man-easter-bunny-brawl-furry-fist-fight/amp/
Ramona says
Darn “auto-corrupt.” That was supposed to tead “Meth Gators,” from flushing drugs down the toilet.
Lisa says
Well I was wondering what a math gator was, and if I’d find one useful.
Carolina says
May 23
A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From
Mary Schroeder says
Florida man stands in fire and chants gibberish. Mushrooms made him do it, says cops.
My goodness, this game will become addicting….so many birthdays to try out.
Linda Wong says
Florida Man Charged With Battery After Allegedly Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend
Antara says
November 8th
“Florida man asks police to remove mugshot from Facebook after theft”
Marsha says
March 19 Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell. March 19
Sue Gundel says
Florida man arrested when he runs off to drink a beer after mooning deputies.
Penny Brandt says
January 30:
Florida man spends 41 days in jail for heroin, turns out to be detergent
Mardee says
March 22nd Florida man
Florida man shoved woman to get at her egg rolls, police say …www.miamiherald.com › news › state › florida › article228292044
Nicole says
Floridaman punches Jimmy John’s employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn’t ‘Freaky Fast’
Mandy says
Florida man arrested after having sex with a ‘Frozen’ toy at Target,
Hollie M says
Florida man tried to steal vending machine from apartment complex… maybe he had the munchies or it didn’t give him his change?
HOLLIE MCCOWN says
Oh this one is even better! Florida man loses his shorts while breaking into a car dealership (November 18)
Shaina Greer-Short says
Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’
Christina says
“Florida Man Shoved Woman Because He Wanted to Eat Egg Rolls in Her House, Claims She Slapped Him”
He must really, REALLY like egg rolls ????
ally says
OMG, such a fun internet game 🙂
I landed on: Florida man entices gator to bite him; pours beer down its throat, police say
Anna Stanford says
Jun 29, 2019 – Florida man robs Wendy’s after grilling burger
Sara says
May 26: Florida man attacks his mom with spaghetti because “demons were in his head”
JC says
“Florida Man Sits on Gun, Shoots Himself in Penis”
Terry says
Police: Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald’s
Megan says
Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans
Donna Z says
Florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a Minion.
What the heck?
Margarete says
Florida man says 3 syringes found in his butt aren’t his
Cory says
I love Florida Man stories…
“Florida man accused of having sex with ‘Frozen’ toy at Target”
Mousewynne says
I got a couple of good ones
January 25th Florida Man arrested for pointing lasers at planes
or
January 25th Florida Man arrested for attempting to “barbecue” child molesters.
Graziella Li-Ship says
July 25 Florida Man:
Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat – CBS News
Toni says
Naked Florida man breaks into home, tries on woman’s clothes
Marci says
Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer (Sunday, October 13th 2019 )
Fernanda says
July 13th:
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist
TAnnis says
Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air, police say
Patricia Giles says
Naked Florida Man Performs ‘Strange Dance’ at McDonald’s Before ‘Trying to Have Relations With a Railing’
6/12/19 AT 5:12 AM EDT
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-naked-strange-dance-mcdonalds-sex-railing-1443522
Diane says
June 7 – Florida Man gets head butted by alligator.
Marie S says
Florida man arrested after praising the Lord while highway surfing his cadillac.
This is fun!
Regina says
https://www.indiatoday.in/fyi/story/watch-florida-man-goes-on-a-beer-run-with-alligator-in-hand-1303612-2018-08-02
I liked the one about the Florida man and the armed confrontation over a hedgehog better.
Regina Hesse says
https://www.indiatoday.in/fyi/story/watch-florida-man-goes-on-a-beer-run-with-alligator-in-hand-1303612-2018-08-02
I liked the one about the Florida man and the armed confrontation over a hedgehog better.
Amanda says
I have two amazing results…
1. Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions.
2. Florida man arrested after police find drugs hidden in his belly button
Cortland says
Police: Florida Man Found Asleep In Taylor Swift’s Bed Charged With Stalking
also
Florida man accused of shooting duck with bow and arrow
Grace says
May 1 Florida Man
‘Satan is still in me:’ Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself
Man tried to make victim suck ‘worm’ out of his blood
Penni Ferguson says
14 June – Florida man accused of chewing another man’s face…….EWWWWWW!!!!!
eww says
18 year old Florida man got stuck in a well, climbed down for “bragging rights”.
eww says
10-31 was as close to 11-02 as I could get
Pia says
July 18th Florida Man helps rescue alligator from python’s grip
Gayle says
Police: Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames ‘caterpillar’
marcia says
FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO ORDER BURRITO AT BANK DRIVE-THROUGH, THINKS IT’S TACO BELL
Luisa says
“Minutes after being released from jail, Florida man arrested in the parking lot for breaking into cars”
Dawn says
February 29th
Florida man claiming “people were eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase.
Yep, sounds like something someone with half a brain would do.
Sara says
Oct 12, Naked Florida man with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him.
Lenore says
man rides jet ski on highway (Do you really want to move to Florida??)
Bridget says
Florida woman escapes 600-pound camel in Louisiana by biting its testicles.
The camel was at a truck stop. And it sat on her.
Vicky Maxon-Moody says
Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property
Or
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
I really couldn’t decide. Sorry.
NSum says
“Florida man known for viral Easter bunny brawl arrested”
Mary K Johnson says
December 25 – Florida Man Had Exciting Year: Looking Back at 2018
A 52-year-old Florida man used a stolen identity to pay for $40,000 worth of dental work and to buy a $10,000 puppy, the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office said. (WFTV.com)
Leona C says
December 7
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2018/dec/07/man-yells-theres-no-santa-at-florida-holiday-event/
CAPE CORAL, Fla. – It wasn’t the Grinch who stole Christmas. It was a man who screamed “there’s no Santa Claus” over and over during a recent holiday festival in Florida.
Cris Reads says
February 19th,
Florida Man Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine-Stuffed Launchables in Ford F-150… O.o … Fuc** ** tongue twister ????
Lisa says
Wanting to be an equal opportunity searcher:
*Florida woman threatens hair salon with machete, poops in patrol car, deputies say Authorities took the 43-year-old to the Lee County Jail where she faces two counts of assault on a person 65
*Florida Man Challenge March 5. A Florida man was arrested after asking officers if they found all his pot.
Ayana says
Florida Man Arrested Over Wendy’s Drive-Thru Gator Toss
Chris says
Couldn’t find any laughs. Every one I found was just heartbreaking —
like “Florida man arrested for animal cruelty fo dragging shark behind his boat.”
That was the mildest one.
The noon news here could be in reruns for a year and no one would know. Every day it’s the same ( except the corona count keeps going up and the testing locations open at 9:00 and are closed by 9:20. Each location in Lake Co. Fl. gets only 20 tests a day.)
Instead of Florida man, we get an hour of “Datona man stabbed…” ” Orlando man shot…” on and on. Nothings’s worse than being stuck in Dr’s waiting room while the news is on.
Annette Brown says
December 26 – FLORIDA MAN BIRTHDAY CHALLENGE
Police: Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home.
That’s a really bad move, there goes your threshold!
Barbara Kuczinski says
Florida man arrested for cutting the brake lines of over 100 e-scooters
Crystal Johnson says
Florida Man Tells Cop ‘That’s What She Said’ After Being …
or the second one:
August 29 Florida man accused of grabbing his genitals and
Angela Knight says
Florida man accused of handing out marijuana to passersby ‘because it was Christmas’
Malinda says
Florida man who carried alligator into liquor store doesn’t remember the incident
Nica says
Oh man what a fun game….
March 4, Florida Man
“Florida Man Arrested for Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend”
This one was for March 1 but showed up as well…
“Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza”
Hollie says
November 15th- Florida man accused of putting semen in coworker’s water
Robert Tyson faces two counts of poisoning water with the intent to kill or injure.
MJ says
June 3 Man Arrested For Throwing Cheeseburger At Pregnant Woman
Smmoe1997 says
Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window
Ann says
Oh my goodness! Are you sure you want to move to Florida?!?!
5/18
Florida man bit on tongue by rattlesnake he tried to kiss
Rachael says
August 25, Florida man sprays women with roach spray, breaks out nunchucks over loud music. Lol, oh Florida.
Joe Ellett says
January 20 florida man
Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air, police say
Mary says
Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating
Carole says
August 20 Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website (OMG OMG??)
Janice says
My daughter got a better one from California –
California man charged after allegedly stealing hearse with body inside and leading cops on a wild car chase.
Her Florida one was
Nearly nude man rides bike backwards on I-95.
There’s a video to go with it of him in his speedo and sneakers.
Or maybe it’s just that having lived in Florida once, a man in swimwear on a bike is an everyday occurrence.
JAS says
Florida woman passes gas…
Kimberly says
May 30 Florida man arrested after driving off from deputy, calling 911 to rub it in
Kamrin says
Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity
Lisa says
Can’t post my Florida man birthday headline – not appropriate for all audiences. Still laughing, though.
Noel Stark says
December 6
Florida Man claimed “voices” told him “everyone in the world would die” if he didn’t kill his daughter.
Yikes.
Julie Young says
Search Results
Web results
Police: Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames ‘caterpillar …
Michele says
November 25: Florida man steals Subway footling sandwich in his pants
Kirsten P says
Florida Man Says His Turtle Army Will Destroy Everyone ????
CTL says
August 8, Florida man gets arrested for sex with dog
Florida man asks employee at Walmart for anything that would kill 200 people…
Are you really sure you want to vist?
CTL says
Is it possible that this is the same man whose having a really busy year?
Andrea Duran says
Sept 18: Man Rides Jet Ski On Highway
https://fm1019.radio.com/blogs/mel/florida-man-september-18
dlma says
6/3 Florida man
Was arrested for throwing hamburger at pregnant woman then knocking her to ground.
“I have problems and one of them is no cheeseburger “
N rufo says
Florida man arrested after performing castration surgery, report says
Mike P. says
https://www.theledger.com/news/20190821/florida-man-arrested-after-performing-castration-surgery-report-says/1
Ariana says
November 9 Florida man accused of putting semen in coworker’s water
Patricia says
26 August
Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased
Laura Allen says
In the ultimate “dick move,” Florida man kills his roommate and dog while trying to commit suicide by running car in garage
Laura Allen says
The headline (quoted) is funnier than the reality.
Well, if you move there, you’ll have plenty of inspiration for weirdness in your stories. Imagine if only a fraction of this stuff makes it to the headlines.
Jean Reads says
Easter Bunny beats up Florida Man
boogenhagen says
December 30th
“Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House”
I can see how that might happen…. LOL!
Susan says
June 7, Florida man gets head-butted by alligator
Stephie says
“Florida man accused of cutting off penis of ex-girlfriend’s boyfriend.”
Oh my gosh, I could not make this stuff up!
Ruth says
Hi, Stephanie, You and I must have the same birthday (19 Oct). Happy early birthday to a fellow Libra!
Julie-Ann G. says
September 21st, Florida Man
“Neighbours complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked.”
njb says
Nov, 26
Florida man charged with stabbing a woman with a fork over underdone potato
Lol
Nis says
Sept 30th – Dude Punches Shark To Save Dog
At least it was for a good and honorable reason!
Edward B Harrison says
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2020/04/florida-man-makes-fake-covid-19-sign-to-avoid-arrest/amp/
JodyB says
Of course I would get this guy –
August 5th, 2018: Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant “When the woman asked him to stop, Jordan insulted her and threatened to fight her husband, according to court records”
Tara says
Too funny: March 9: Pregnant Florida Woman Reportedly Stabs Her Florida Man For looking at Photo of Another Woman
Chris says
October 5:
A Florida gas station owner wants people to stop warming their pee in his microwave
Tiffany says
Florida man drove naked with wires on his penis. Is it weird I that Inwould have liked to have seen that? I wonder how he attached the wires …..
Jenn says
????????????
“Unable To Wait Until July 4th, Florida Man Blows Off Fingers With Firework A Day Early”
elena says
Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat.
Adriana R. says
Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy, sheriff’s office says
Adriana R. says
BDH woman’s brain starts melting into goo after trying to read too many Florida man headlines
Chamonix says
Florida man arrested for botched castration inside Highlands County home
Oi
Cheryl says
April 29- “Florida man known for viral Easter bunny brawl arrested…”
CYNTHIA RAY says
“Florida man claims to be ‘agent of God’, carries rattlesnake on-NBC2 News”
This game is hilarious! I love it!
cedar says
7/16 “Florida man indicted in fatal dog poop fight.”
Peregrine Watkins-Field says
Florida Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Stuffed Olaf In Target Store
Shannon says
Florida man tells TV reporter he buried dead friend in yard: ‘I made a bad decision’ 4/16
Helen Capon says
21 May – Me
Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from
14 Jan – Husband
Kill ‘Em With Kindness’: Florida Man Stabs Neighbor With Machete Named ‘Kindness’, Say Police
Marian Bernstein says
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2018/12/02/florida-man-loses-pants-during-burglary/
Gina says
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/april-29/&ved=2ahUKEwj2oPWjwJ_qAhXsknIEHbiRCZ0QFjAAegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw0tfxFVhxdAbsTiHbSNcadz
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/29/florida-man-takes-upskirt-photos-of-woman-at-gas-station-is-caught-by-investigator-nearby-deputies-say/%3FoutputType%3Damp&ved=2ahUKEwj2oPWjwJ_qAhXsknIEHbiRCZ0QFjACegQIBRAC&usg=AOvVaw1bC3Fm8E-HlcXQYHcoyjag&cf=1
Florida men seem to be losing their minds on my birthday so I just sent you one for this year and on for last year.????????????
Ruth says
October 19th – Florida man accused of cutting off penis of ex-girlfriend’s boyfriend
I would not have believed this until I did it. Poor Florida Man and all who know him!
Katrina says
Florida man fights to keep pizza-loving pet alligator ‘Gwendolyn’
HeatherM says
That was mine also! Happy Birthday to us, Katrina. 🙂
Ove T says
Florida man gets head-butted by alligator – WRCBtv.com
https://www.wrcbtv.com/story/38371293/florida-man-gets-head-butted-by-alligator
Actually seen this one before, perhaps I’ve done the search before as well 🙂
Lisa Garner says
LOL, January 2nd:
Florida man robs store dressed a Spiderman
https://abc7ny.com/florida-man-spiderman-robs-store-casselberry-seminole-county-sheriffs-office/5194105/
Tina Henry says
Florida man kills imaginary friend. Oh my!
Amanda Moen says
Florida man breaks into restaurant strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos.
Ariane says
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist
How can this be!
Sheera says
Naked Florida Man Performs ‘Strange Dance’ at McDonald’s Before ‘Trying to Have Relations With a Railing’
Sharon Word says
April , 11. Police: Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles
Ray says
November 26, FLorida Man
Florida man charged with stabbing a woman with a fork over underdone potato
Ana Sanmiguel says
June 16, Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies
A Florida man is in jail after law authorities said he threw a samurai sword at deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call.
CindyK says
Mar 21, 2019 · The March 3, 2019, video , posted to the Florida Man twitter page, has been viewed more than 250,000 times. One person replied.
CindyK says
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Nearly naked Florida man rides bike backward on Interstate 95 in Miami | wtsp.com
Jaye says
Now, now, let’s not leave out the X chromosome…;)
https://www.wtoc.com/2018/12/26/florida-woman-arrested-after-committing-robbery-with-toy-gun-fleeing-tricycle/?outputType=amp
Florida women are just as cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs;)
Susan Barnes says
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20180906/naked-florida-man-starts-house-fire-while-baking-cookies-on-george-foreman-grill/1
Alina says
https://kdvr.com/news/trending/florida-man-dressed-as-fred-flintstone-pulled-over-for-driving-footmobile/
Erica A. says
June 2- Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with can of beans by local deputy
Sherfraz says
Florida man rips hole in store ceiling, steals 70 guns and escapes on a three wheeled bicycle.
Sherfraz says
That’s for July 1st.
Heather Miller says
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mysuncoast.com/2019/10/10/florida-man-wore-female-underwear-tried-baby-clothes-during-break-in-deputies-say/%3FoutputType%3Damp
SoCoMom says
I …. got this:
https://www.poynter.org/ethics-trust/2019/the-florida-man-is-not-so-funny-sometimes/
Angela Seale says
Florida man in green pajamas decides to eat pancake breakfast in middle of busy street
Groehn Hart says
May 1st
Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne
Jill says
9/26 Florida man tries to start naked fight club at chik-fil-a.
Malinda says
LMAO. Mine was “Florida Man, 62, Strips, Performs “Strange Dance” At McDonald’s. Then Tries To Impregnate A Railing.”
Christine Theodoridis says
Oh dear….
Florida Man on my birthday (Dec 1st): Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say
***foreheaddesk***
Claire says
Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis.
I am not surprised.
Virginie says
January 7th
A Florida man denied syringes were his after jail officials found them in his rectum during a strip search.
????????????
Vivian Williams says
December 7th Florida Man: Florida man tried to pay for McDonalds with a bag of weed. Too close to real….
TeejSD says
Ha! Sure I can’t be the first to point this out, but you realize when you move, Gordan will become a Florida Man” 🙂
Resist the crazy, Gordan! Hahaha
Suz says
On October 3, 2018, a Florida Man was arrested for making custom grills out of his house, according to WGNO. Apparently he didn’t realize that doing dentistry from your home was a bad idea, saying that “he considers himself ‘more of a jeweler. ‘”Oct 3, 2019
Verslint says
Oh God ::wheezes laughing::
July 2 – Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis
Patricia says
Oh man that’s messed up! LMAO
Kimberly Quick says
Florida man rigged door in attempt to electrocute pregnant wife.
Wow, that is super dark.
Patricia says
March 24th
Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection
Akeru Joyden says
OMG… Please, please please, Can we have a short story of Curran, Kate and Conlan on a vacation in Florida???? I can’t even imagine the craziness you could come up with when you have these kinds of inspirations to pull from!!!!
Denise Lietz says
January 16
Florida Man Says, “Jesus Told Me To” After Driving Ferrari Into Water
He also told police, “Jesus made me the smartest man on earth and it’s so hard to have this much responsibility.”
Thanks much for the laugh. Looking forward to sharing the game with my husband.
Taya says
MARTIN COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – A Florida man was charged with battery after he allegedly slapped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger, TCPalm reported. Kyle Jamison Jones, 30, was arrested on May 4 after his 28-year-old girlfriend reported that he attacked her while she was sleeping
Janeen Alum-MacDonald says
May 27: Florida Man Arrested for Grand Theft After Trying to Walk Out of Store with AK-47s Stuffed Down His Pants
Irrish says
May 25, Florida Man arrested for teaching kids where babies come from… at the top of his lungs
… he was just doing a little PSA. I would’ve donated for his bail
SillySal says
Florida man is attacked by gator, not seriously injured.
Ange says
is the gator OK?
Jill says
Florida Man Charged With Picking Magic Mushrooms While Carrying An Alligator
…I have many questions
Ange says
Florida man arrested for loitering in neighborhood says he was checking security systems for President Donald Trump
what a fun game! evil laugh
Hannah says
July 3 Florida fisherman reels in big package of marijuana
alternatively, for the strict Florida *man* format
July 3. Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave.
Florida is wild, yo.
Sue from South Africa says
Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne
Linda says
Oh, this IS Fun!
Sept 7th: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire
Claire says
November 24:
Florida man tried to break into car filled with cops, officials say
Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
Florida man uses fake ID, steals $41K in dental implants, $10K for French Bulldog
Florida man arrested after telling cop his name is ‘Ben Dover’
Mary Pursley says
FLORIDA MAN FLASHES BUTTOCKS AT IHOP AFTER IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER TO GET FREE FOOD
Sally A Dimmer says
April 1 -Florida man facing charges after firing at roofers who interrupted his argument
Berta says
Hilarious!
October 9th, Florida man.
A Florida Man Is Arrested For Trying To Get A Caiman Drunk
Tammy says
May 26 Florida man attacks his mom with spaghetti because “demons were in his head”
BAHAHAHA
Katie says
Florida man January 12 Florida Man Tells Neighbors He’s Going to Kill Them With Kindness Then Tries to Kill Them With a Machete He Named “Kindness”
Jessica says
June 28 – Florida Man Back in Jail After Not Paying for Taxi That Picked Him Up From Jail… 🙂
Dobercatmom says
First headline reads: “Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with CHEESEBURGER, deputies say.”
There was also “Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped ‘hideous’ blonde wig would help him evade deputies, police say.”
????????????
Kat says
20 September:
“Florida man gets probation for picking up, transporting 41 turtles”
Zoe says
“Florida Man says his Turle Army will Destroy Everyone.”
Wow.
First result on the page and on my real birthday. I think I win this game…
Zoe says
*Turtle
No, I lose. Dammit.
Mina says
March 21st: Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say
????
Linzi says
May 11 FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER HIDING LEGLESS, FUGITIVE GIRLFRIEND IN STORAGE BIN
Words.Fail.
Joanne says
NAPLES, Fla. – A drunk and shirtless Naples man was arrested at an Olive Garden Sunday after shoveling spaghetti into his mouth.
Radka says
If I read it in a novel I wouldn’t believe it…
June 26th – Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trial
Shauna says
December 30th: Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House
Sanda Rotaru says
“Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say”
This was the best idea, I can’t stop laughing , thank you
FBR says
October 31st: “Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis”
Jennifer M says
Florida man tells cops playing basketball nude ‘enhances’ skills
My favorite for mine because HELL NO I don’t want your privates on my person!!!????????
Ilana De Rivas says
Florida man climbs on playground equipment to tell children where babies come from
Ilana De Rivas says
forgot the date: May 22
Kimmelane says
January 12: Florida woman breaks into police station, eats officer’s dinner, police say.
Florida man accused of stealing golf balls, beating golfer
Florida woman shot after performing sexual act for Pringles and $5, deputies say.
Police: Florida man threatens to kill neighbors with “kindness” (he named his machete “Kindness”)
Florida Man Gets Death: Thought Man Wearing Alabama Cap was the Antichrist
Shilo says
I hate that y’all are leaving Texas. I’m glad you are happy and enjoying new plans. Hugs.
Shilo says
October 7th. Florida man accused of pouring beer down gators throat after enticing it to bite his arm.
Susanne says
Florida men is accused of pouring beer into gator’s mouth after trying to entice to bite his arm
Julie says
A Florida man claimed to be threatened by vampires when he was arrested for dancing on top of a police cruiser.
Sabina Bair says
September 22, “Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested”
MelanieS says
October 24 – Florida Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Stuffed Olaf In Target Store
Mary Peed says
October 29
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-spits-food-womans-mouth-road-rage-1473738
Absolutely disgusting… And possibly one of my cousins who lives in Florida.
Rachel D Soyka says
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/florida-man-shoves-subway-footlong-down-pants-to-steal-it&ved=2ahUKEwiO-7jr9t7qAhUMbs0KHbhBDW8QFjAMegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw1xux1uiJdEluWPiENDGTaw
ImitationHaole says
November 1 – Deputies:Florida man groped princess at Magic Kingdom
What?! How does stuff like this?
This is a fun game though. I’m going to share with the fam!
Washu says
I don’t have to look mine up as you and I have the same birthday. Thank you for doing all the work for us January 1st birthdays.
SUZANNE B ROTHCHILD says
December 28: Florida man drops stolen TV from get-away scooter.
Ilona both of us are Capricorns!
Uriel_39 says
January 25,
Florida Man Arrested For Attempting To “Barbecue” Child Molesters.