I have a budget of $1,000. I need some designs for the merchandise store to be printed on T-shirts, mugs, etc. Mostly quotes with Canva and Adobe stock graphics. Stuff like Ripper Cushions. Save me from myself.
- Familiarity with Canva and Photoshop
- Ability to put fonts together that do not look like I (3-year old toddler with two left hands) did it
- We buy all rights
To apply, please use the contact form on the site. Please select Graphic Artist option. Please do not respond via email, as in please do not reply to the newsletter, or post Facebook comments, etc. Please use the contact form. Please include a link to your portfolio and let us know how many designs we can get with $1,000.
We don’t know if the merchandise shop will pay for itself or not. If it does, we will commission more stuff.
I want that mug, and all the ripper cushions!!
I’m trying to fill out the contact form. I filled out the “Antispam question: Roses are red, violets are…* and even the captcha math problem. But there is no submit button?
Hi Rifah, the submit button should appear below as soon as you correctly fill the fields: please answer “blue” to the anti spam question and copy the captcha ????
“Bring all the donuts!” should definitely get some merch
I want something with that “Wonderful Whatthefuckery” quote from White Hot on it.
Something. Anything! I’ll take it! ????????????
Ripper cushions!!!
Oh, please let there be Ninja Ferrets!!
Or Cornelius holding a frying pan. “I can’t believe I have to say this, but you there…dashing male secretary…put down the frying pan!” {not a direct quote; relying on memory}
Can I have an Attura statue? Or Tee Shirt?
Or whattheheck is the name of Kate’s Mule?
Or Bucky the Stallion.
Horsies!!!!
Are you asking about her Order mule, Marigold, that Erra killed…or the mammoth donkey jenny, Cuddles?
Please…T-shirt or mug that says…
“Yes, the princess you were expecting put on her armor and left to kill the dragon. So sorry.”
Please….please
So, back in the days when the Tower of Terror ride at Disneyland (CA) was the Tower of Terror and not this Avengers thing, it was supposedly set in the old Hollywood Tower hotel of Twilight Zone fame. And in the gift shop they sold a bunch of merchandise with the Hollywood Tower hotel logo: towels, robes, stationery/pens (like you would find in a hotel room), little boxes of hotel mints, those little hotel bells that sit on the front counter to ring to get attention when the staff is in back (no idea what they are called), etc. etc. And t-shirts/hoodies, of course. I would love any of those with Gertrude Hunt logo, except probably the bell, since Dina always knows when guests arrive, so no bell needed…
I think I need a reread of the series.
So many great ideas looking forward whatever comes from them not sure if you were expecting quite so many. ????
Long time ago, when HA asked for ideas for an Innkeeper book title, some genius came up with “Dude, where’s my Krahr?”. It absolutely cracked me up, so I hope this ends up on a mug????????
enamel pins, so I can collect them all!
Hi
I wanted to reply to the ad “Need a Graphic Artist” but unfortunately, the contact form doesn’t have a submit button…
The submit button appears as soon as you answer the Antispam and captcha questions correctly ????
I saw HA’s comment about Ripper Cushions and then came across “Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book” with his take on voodoo dolls and it just killed me. I had to share.
It seems there it no way to submit a message via the contact form, and there is no email listed. How can we contact you about graphic design?
As soon as you correctly fill in the Antispam and captcha, the Submit button will appear ????
I’ve been playing with Midjourney which is AI doing art. I’ve thought of you all lots. As a writer you could do prompts much better than me. Also, most of the descriptions in your books are almost prompts already. I’d suggest you have a look. Do the trial. do some minor editing. Pop your descriptions in there. I’ve been using art by vincent di fate, art by jim burns, at the end of the prompt. It’s similar to what you got going already. Seriously, it wouldn’t take you long. it’s like 10$ for 200 pictures used commercially or something like that. You’d have all the rights. The text is the problem. Just hire someone to do the text. Although it’s pretty easy with Adobe Express for text. it’s all templates. just add your photo, pick the template, change the words and voila. the templates are already designed by graphic designers.
oh I would love Luthers “knight in the streets wizard in the sheets” T