Happy Wednesday, Horde!
I’m hosting a little Book Bingo morning to get us through the week hump.
The rules are simple. Tick off every square that applies to you. The central Curran square is free, because the Consort is ever merciful.
- Five in a row – across, down, or diagonal – and you have BINGO
- Fill the whole sheet and you have DEVOUR-ALL

You get to brag with your total in the comments and the prize of knowing that you are part of the greatest Horde ever!
A few notes for anyone who needs them:
BDH stands for Book Devouring Horde, the affectionate collective name for Ilona Andrews readers.
HA means House Andrews, aka Ilona and Gordon.
Ship/shipping is a fandom term for a character romance you root for, whether confirmed on the page or not.
There is an accessibility button in the upper-left corner of the site. It can adjust contrast, switch to greyscale, and offer other display options that may help.
How did you do?



First?
Bingo!
Woohoo! Best Bingo!
24. how’d that happen?
6 Bingos! so fun!
22. Not too bad π
Yup, 24, only thing I don’t do is audio…
I have at least three bingos immediately and also HOW DARE YOU
The call is coming from inside the house π
So what do I get when I cover the entire board π
Also my entire family says Ripper Cushions IRL. And when I go to the bookstores my youngest says mom is hoarding because she is part of a Horde. He is 12 and enjoying puns and dad jokes π€£π€£
You get DEVOUR-ALL!
Love this! You have done well at indoctrinating your younguns!
Question, ππ»ββοΈ should we seek help if we have Devour-All bingo? Or just start another reread.. π€·π»ββοΈ
DEVOUR-ALL is a lifestyle – but you may wish to consider joining the Dushegub division of the Horde
Iβm a lowly BDH member, only 1 BINGO and 11 total
I have 3 Bingos and 12 total – no Horde member is lowly! We just pretend to rearrange the squares and take a second countβ¦π
These were my numbers as well. I feel seen!
So yea my board is full π
Only 18?
Something must be wrong…
I definitely met the devour all only struggled with the audio correction block because Graphic Audio has done such a great job and I have found so little to correct.
Mine was when they didn’t have Rogan and Nevada not hitting the squirrel conversation.
As me too!!
I hard love GA also. In that instance we aren’t correcting as noting the dropped scenes.
Bingo! 5 down on the far right.
and then a good few more dotted about. Feel vindicated as a member of the BDH.
Not a full card but I already have several bingos. Thank you for the lovely hump day pick me up! It’s more healthy than another cup of coffee…
does it count if i ran TOWARD cliff hangers screaming ? asking for a friend
Sixth reread just finished, and that damned cliffhanger still surprised me. House Andrews has a giftβ¦
Thank you for the book recos post, Mod R. I have two new authors already.
21! Not quite DEVOUR ALL but close! π
I got 18,it was fun
BINGO!! All 25! Counting the Beast Lord obviously!
Dubious about running from a Cliffhanger! Because I love the drama, just hate the w*iting! ( as a true BDH member)
15 out of 24 and yet not a single bingo π
Is Book Devouring Bingo a response to How did you do?
So, I completed the whole board. It made me sad that I didnβt have any blank squares to work towards.
That is advanced Horde behaviour!
+1
DEVOUR ALL.
BDH truism: I try to stick to checking the blog on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays which is usually a surer bet but my brain says What if I miss a post so I check everyday. (Smile)
Several bingos but only 20: I love reading fan theories, hearing from the foodies, supporting all requests for sequels, staying vertical through snippets and keeping my feet firmly on the ground with βcliffhangersβ. π
Just 1 away from bingo in every direction. π€£
A measly 20 and no bingo
Wow. Thought there would be some I hadn’t achieved… Yet, gleefully, I find I’m more hardcore–I mean chant–than I ever would have guessed! I got them all! So is the prize for Devour-All character art? Of our favorite ships? Hee, hee, see!
As I sip my iced coffee from my “It’s a Great Day for a Ferret Heist” tumbler, I realize that I am a happy, well-fed devourer. May the Horde be ever faithful. ππ
Winter sun to all!
well, I have everything but run from a cliffhanger. I love a good cliffhanger. Am I the only one?
Me too! I donβt mind a cliffhanger since I know HA will provide the next book with answers (and maybe another cliffhanger π).
Nope. And, honestly guys, it was only a LITTLE cliffhanger! The story arc for the book is complete. We KNOW Maggie is the UNDYING. We KNOW there are two more books to come. It was just a little teaser to keep us on the reread trail!
This was wonderful. 23
A total blackout. π€¦ββοΈπ
I constantly recommend the authors.
Devour All mwhahahha
18 for me. I feel like I’m letting the Hoarde down by not having a black out. Ah well, back to refreshing the store front for vellum and bookmarks…
(Sigh) Only 19… I obviously have to up my game. Have not bought audibles in the past but am going to with Maggie. Expect this will start a flood of HA audibles.π
20. diagonal win and a vertical win.
Bingo!
Alas, I did not cover the board:-( I only heard free stories in my mind and then lament their loss when they are archived.
I am also a hold out from GA and audiobooks. That way there is something I can look forward to when/if I am no longer able to read traditionally.
Uh, most of these apply to me so multiple bingos!!! π€£
DEVOUR-ALL!! My competitive little heart and loves-to-check-things- off personality felt completely seen and valued by this bingo. My son has the Ripper Cushion pillow and we say it all the time in our home. HA is quoted in our house as much as The Princess Bride and Willow.
Princess Bride & Willow are very quotable! Monty Python, especially The Holy Grail, also gets a lot of quoting air time in our house π
I think the one I havent done is double order a book.
Wow! I have the ultimate Bingo. The WHOLE scorecard is MINE! π
Thanks for the bingo break! π But a paltry 18 for me. π
Oh my…. check, check, double check every box… π€£π€£π€£
16 out of 24 (most of the bottom right missing) and only 1 Bingo. I feel this is how my usual games of Bingo go. π€£
I gotta up my BDH game and get more Dushie!
What do you mean ‘tried’ to double pre-order, I will have you know I successfully double pre-ordered. All set to collect my lovely signed Waterstones edition in person when a parcel turns up, it’s the unsigned edition π Oops…
I think I’m only missing 1 block… that Edge series gets me every time… I liked the first two books ok… have not read the others
I want a square for being a member of team “Facts be d*mned!” and maybe Team Metal Rose!
18 marks, only the last column completed, and the centre one, I would say that also should be the option of stalking HA on every media available.
I can not believe I only had One bingo. lol
I had at least one missing from every line but one. I feel like I am a horrible book reader now π. Man I miss Curran.
All but one β I donβt listen to audiobooks, so I canβt correct the narrator.
After the This Kingdom hangover, I listened to the audiobooks for HL for the 1st time : The narrator in Ruby says βgreenβ instead of βblackβ about Catalinaβs wings. I felt so smug that I knew the mistake/ yes, ridiculous and unbelievableπ To be fair, the Catalina narrator is actually very good.
Woohoo – 3 Bingo’s – thanks for the smiles!! I love reading the comments!!
I feel called out. π«€
I missed 3 squares. π―
20! π
Only got the diagonal from top left. All other lines have at least one blank. Not quite the hoarder I thought I was π€£. This was quite fun, thanks Mod R!
ModR, you are the bestest Horde Wrangler ever!
Thank you for taking the time to share your creativity with us! made my afternoon ever so much brighter!
Scored a respectable 21. Cliffhangers are considered Chapter 1 of the next book – so a preview of sorts. And audio books have me saying, oh, THATβS how you pronounce it?!?!
Sending peace, health and safety to all!
10 and 1 bingo.
3 short of a blackout
This is awesome! ModR know her people.
Is there a way we can download this somehow? Or print it? But mostly download it? π₯Ίπ₯Ί
you can right click and Save As, itβs a jpeg π
Oh, you’re right! I’d forgotten about that! Thank you! π₯°β€οΈ
I have diagonal Bingo! BDH credentials intact! Whew!
I got 23, 8 Bingos. Close to DEVOUR-ALL. Going to have to work harder at it!
Love this ModR!
Glad to know there are others who check the Blog everyday! on hard days I check multiple times a day. Laughed at the tried to double order! Yup, been there.
Sitting here in my chair with my Ripper cushion.
Full card, devoured ALL as usual!
House Andrews has so blessed my life, THANK YOU!
I have all but 2. Do I get extra points for trying to double pre-order in multiple formats or purchasing the same format from multiple retailors?
I just wanted to note that the accessibility options access is now via a round button in the bottom right corner of the screen. At least this is how it now displays for me, using an iPad. The accessibility options used to be on the left, in more of a dropdown list as I recall. This changed within the last few weeks. The good news is the text size, which is the one I use, still works just fine. I truly appreciate how these options have always been so well integrated and easy to use on this site.
It’s still in the upper left on desktop, I don’t have an iPad so didn’t realise it had changed π – WordPress has had an update a few weeks ago!
Lol! 24, but it probably would have been 25 if I used audio books. I 100% believes that counts as reading, but the words don’t stick in my head like they should.
7 bingos! Not quite whole board π
19 of 25. Couple of bingoes, so to speak.
Two mentions: Hard to double order when the site I utilize tells me already own it.π
I do not do Easter. The few others I donβt have/I do not do arenβt worth mentioning.
EVERY time I read βhere kitty kittyβ I lose it.
That’s why “tried” is the operative word there π – if the website had to remind you that it’s already done, it counts!
Bingo. Devour All.
(I thought I had have missed one, but then I remembered Aunt B. And Bran. Gah!)
I have taught my daughter of a sensitive age (who curses way more than I do) that w*it is a four letter word. It’s really helpful for wading into emotional regulation in a fun way!
oh, and *tried* to preorder?! please! audiobook, kindle, and dead tree of Maggie thankyouverymuch. A horde member on the go has needs!
Tried to *double* preorder. As in already had the preorder done but still attempted to preorder it again “just in case” every time the button showed up hehe π
Devour all?! How did that happen? π
I’ve got 2 bingos- diagnol down L>R and bottom row! Fun!!
I am the Bingo queen!
Itβs criss cross applesauce, up, down and all around. I am squared, I am a diagonal, vertical and horizontal!
Be the board?, Ha, I am the boardπ
I’m three short of DEVOUR-ALL. That’s fairly respectable, right?
I got a 20 so nearly a Devour-All! Iβm so proud, but must up my game for that precious title.
BINGO! This was on point! I JUST finished the Hidden Legacy series Nevada & Catalina and I – for the 1st time have gotten really interested in Arabella! I know many fans saw her potential as the MFC but mostly saw her as a humerus side character with some strengths but mostly immature and comic strip heroine. Maybe Iβve warmed up to her after Beast Business? (Nice development of Augustine btw because he was a jerk for years.) But after my Catalina reread- Iβm actually rooting for her legacy trilogy + Michael!
which Michael? There are so many
I got six Bingo’s and was an annoying three squares away from Devour All; I don’t do spoilers or audio books and I love a reread but not the same book instantly – I like to percolate for a moment.
Aww! I miss Devour-All by one square! I don’t check the blog daily.
I shall console myself by going back to reading Maggie.
If Graphic Audio is a form of audio book, then I have devoured all. If not, then that’s the only square I won’t have. Chomp, chomp, chomp. Yummy!
Do you wish to discuss? My inner Dushegub is coming out. π
1 bingo, 14 squares. And I didn’t even fall upon the Consort’s mercy! Lol
3 bingo, 6 rows that were 1 off bingo. How’d I do?
I missed on 2 squares.
I do not check the blog daily.
I don’t run from cliff hangers
I gave myself a pass on correcting the narrators because I will say it out loud to myself. I just don’t go any further.
but that means I cleared 8 rows if diagonals count.
3 bingos!
Not a complete blackout, but close! π
Lost it at « Here Kitty Kitty » and never looked back!
B I N G O F U L L C A R D !!!! Now I need a nap and a reread/listen of everything.
I got Devour-All, and,β¦ I just joined the Dushegub division in the most recent quiz lol
Missed 2 squares here.
no audio books yet.
and have no fan theories but I love to read other peoples theories.
Also I gave myself the square for Hugh villain redemption, I love him now, but I sure disliked him earlier,,,,, not sure if that counts????? is that a root? π
Hmmm, I didnβt lose it at Kitty Kitty, I am stoic. Does emailing audible and graphicaudio for corrections to poorly edited audio delays count? And I have not yet been contacted by a recruiter. Where is Steve with clipboard and the pamphlets? Where are my “come join us” emails? And I don’t TRY to double pre-order, I do it! I triple preorder (ebook, normal audio, GraphicAudio); that counts as instabingo right?
Missed a few- I don’t do audio, so I can’t correct the audio narrator; I don’t immediately reread because I have a high recall; I can’t afford several different formats of books. Everything else is pretty much spot on, but due to placement, I only got 6.
I got 19, with 7 Bingos, but more importantly, I am loving that we are all automatically winners: we are the mighty mighty BDH, and we get to read (and reread and reread and reread etc etc etc) all IA books as many times as we want to!!!!!!! Come on, give me a
Woo-hoo!!!!!!!!!!!! ππ
The audio question was the only one that was a bit sketchy for me. I didn’t correct a narrator but I did discover the appropriate pronunciation of a character name from a narrator. I’m going to count it. BDH for the win!
All of them except the audio. What a great idea Mod R.
I got 8 BINGOs, but missed the favorite ship square–I trust the authors to make that decision.
I have DEVOUR-ED all! Witness my chalantness!!
I hit them all! Super bingo? Lol
Dang, 24 squares (The Edge series, haven’t finished it, don’t come at me, I’ve read and reread everything else, including the free fiction!), 8 Bingos. Yay Horde! What fun Mod R, thanks.
“Got surprised by “The End” more than once” XD
1 Bingo, 12 checked points included Curran
Does combing through the zoom transcripts looking for anything Gordon let slip count as hunting for spoilers?? ππ€£
Super fun, thanks Mod R!!
All but two.
Bingo!
DEVOUR-ALL!!!!!
21 for me π
24?!?! I am not sure what that says about me….. π
I will never hunt for spoilers! I am one of those for whom
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This was fun!ππ
Well… as a new member of the BDH I got 18 (or was that 19 -brain is not working today!!). I haven’t read all HA’s books yet as Maggie was my intro book, but I’ve since bought Inheritance and the complete Innkeeeper and Hidden Legacy series, so I can devour these while I have to w*it p*tiently before I buy the rest (read: I’m broke now lol! π πΈ)
I don’t listen to audiobooks so I’m never gonna get DEVOUR-ALL, but I did pretty good I reckon ( or does that mean I’m showing serious signs of needing help already?) ππ΄
Welcome! and no help for it. Enjoy the adventure and remember to hydrate.
Welcome to the Horde! Mod R is wonderful keeping all of use wrangled when needed. However, I think secretly she lets us loose on a lot more occasions than she lets on. π
Enjoy the craziness of being in the Horde. It’s a lot of fun.
Bingo and Bingo and Bingo π what a wonderful way to start my day. Thank you!!!!!!
I am embarrassed to say I have ALL but 2. I guess I am nto a “hard Core” BDHer
Actually – All but 3 – I don’t run From Cliffhangers
I confess to Devour all. My daughter, who is as yet to be converted, has been heard to tell me there will be ripper cushions.
19 and loving the comments and activity. Thanks!
Devoured! Yum!
lol The Horde is fluffy. The Horde is fluffy. Self-reminder for someone with bingo in multiple directions. HA fault really for putting the good stuff in print.A great May to you all.
I am proud to say I have a bingo blackout !!! I am a devoted member of the book devouring horde β₯οΈ
22. Not bad. I admit I only check the blog a couple times a week.
I got 24!!! lol….as I listen to Ruby Fever on my phone for the millionth time….lol π
Fun in morning!!
Double Bingo.
Yeah⦠okay I got them all!
OMG! I am obsessed! My kids are correct! π± We can never tell themβ¦
I think the question is how did I actually leave a couple of these blank!?!
24 out of 25 since I don’t go looking for spoilers at all. Methinks I might have a touch of a problem…
DEVOUR ALL! Iβve even gotten my spouse reading HA. Heβs loving TKWNKM.
Bingo βοΈ
All but audio. I shy away from audio until I get new hearing aids. my husband can’t wait until I get new ones.
I love book bingo! and it’s an HA book bingo?! Swooning for this more than Everard right now.
Several bingos.
DEVOUR-MOST. Got 23/25 because I ALWAYS remember when I pre-order a book. (Funny how that square is next to the censored words π .) And I get too busy to check the blog some days.
Also coming to terms with how much I recruit for the BDH and that I’m a high level conspiracy theorist with my fan theories.
got 11
Got only one BINGO! I am so ashamed. π
Had 7 hits, no Bingo
I got 19, but does it count that I finally gave up trying to get my kids to read HA and just bought the hard-cover of Maggie and had it shipped to them? Fingers crossed!!
There will be Ripper Cushions.
4 Bingos and 3 empty spaces! That was fun!!
24! (I try not to check the blog every day because if there is no post then Iβm sad π)
Well the audio one I can NOT claim as I dont do audio, but otherwise I cringed a bit at my total sublimation into BDH-dom. and who doesn’t say ripper cushions IRL??? I mean really? I say Here Kitty Kitty IRL too, so far no hunky shapeshifters have responded, that I know of. ZenHugs all Round,
Got a diagonal bingo, 12 total. Guess I need to up my obsession game!
Did not fill the whole sheet, but my 14 (plus the merciful Consort!) clearly make a glyph. Now, to figure out the words and gestures and surely HA willβnot write faster, but stop being interrupted by health problems! We need them to stay healthy!
Bingo! Lower left to upper right. At least half the others, but not enough in any row.
Missed 2, but that’s okay.
I’m firmly entrenched in all things BDH and plan to stay that way.
This is a happy place for me and so many others, well worth the love, care, and respect to keep it this way.
We can never thank HA and Mod R. enough for the curated happy space they give to us so we buy the books, all the books in different formats, because they are just that amazing, and then re-read them, when new ones appear we hit the pre-orders twice (at least), plus all the other bingo things, and will continue to do so.
i ended up with 23 spaces filled. I don’t do audio books normally. but your snippets do intrgue me. it’s another thing on my “when i hot the lottery” list!
Thanks for the entertainment ModR! 21 and 5 B’s. A side note: TKWNKM is the FIRST audio book I’ve ever completed! They normally put me to sleep. A combination of immersive reading (digital and physical) and activities using a different part of my brain. Sadly, I relate that Kristen once spoke “Silven” instead of “Silveren”.
23 so I am only mostly obsessed. Lo0ve everything HA. Thank you from Northern BC Canada, for your hard work
Erm, near blackout? All but double pre-order, I have no p*tience and mark those down!
Wait, there are members of the BDH that DON’T have a sequel wish list???
several bingos but only 17. I feel like I’m not holding up my end of the BDH banner!
Got 20 with 4 Bingos. I wasnβt sure I qualified as part of the BDH but, with this count, I guess I truly am!!
Thanks, this was fun.
Also thanks for the book recommendation post, filled up my wish list for the rest of the year!!
I got Bingo in more than one direction, lol
I forgot to mention my total – all but 4
Blackout
I’m new to the Horde, but I managed 1 whole Bingo.
welcome :-)!!
Craved a dish? Like past tense? LOL, Catalina’s mango habanero salsa has become a favorite. Always been curious what unnamed spices she put in – I just use cumin and ginger usually.
Dang it, now I’m hungry.
How did I miss Signs of Life free fiction withe Maggie appearing???
I have insufficiently “hoarded free fiction”! I am still holding on to my BDH membership though. You will have to pry it from my cold, dead hands! π©
9 Bingos! 23 spaces. I haven’t read TKWNKM yet! But I have been rereading The Wilmington Years books, finished them and started on another reread!
But if HA is taking requests…. I would absolutely love more Kate & Curran (favorite ship), Julie & Derrick, and more Willmington books.
Thank you for the bingo!!!
Sincerely,
Ferret Heist Enthusiast <3
The only one I didn’t get was “corrected the audio narrator”because I don’t do audio books!
Just finished listening to Inheritance( yes, listen so I can craft and indulge in great stories). Love the two voice story telling. I do have some questions though and they may be spoilers…..
Please excuse spelling errors – listening does not give you visual clues to spelling….
The grey capes… sounds familiar…..
Interesting Bahachar reference…. and a certain attitude towards a certain merchant…. (laughed at that!)
Loved it all – can’t wait to see what happens next – please say there will be a sequel!
No Bingos for Little Cindyπ’
I did get 12 out of 24 possible squares. Sigh.
Loved TKWNKM!! Such fun! Great characters, as usual. Love, love, love the world building! Magic is so hard to make logical and believable. Cause, yβknowβ¦Magic!
Waiting now for book 2.
P*tiently w*iting.
W*itingβ¦
every box is ticked except for cry at a death of a favorite character…. wait no…. aunt b gets me every time, but they are angry tears that demand vengeance.
I hope that mod r has you both chained to your desks! and someone else is handling socials… because that book hangover is epic!
“Tried” to double book pre-order?
I think you mean, ACTUALLY double booked pre-order.
I sincerely have 2 copies!
only 11, alas. I want all the versions (prefer hard covers), but I don’t get excited about the food, etc
Audio narrator : it’s baba yaGA and baBUshka – every single narrator says baba YAga and BAbushka. I cringe every single time.
17
Lost it at corrected audio narrator!
19 with only one bingo.
I only do e-books, so there went the multiple format and correcting the audio narrator.
I check the blog 2-3 times a week
I strongly believe side-characters are side-characters for a reason. I don’t need their entire backstory, I don’t need their POV so I’ll never ask for it. Although I will read and immensely enjoy their POV when it’s offered.
I skip recepies because I hate to cook.
I don’t enjoy cliffhangers, but I don’t run from them either.
Bingo with some additional points.
Also one of the few and rare Asciano/Derek(/+Julie) shippers. sorry not sorry.
Ascanio – autocorrect killed by vibe
Sooo close … 24 (no audio, … yet)
Laughed delightedly at the bingo card, 23/25 whoot whoot. Love graphic audio and use HA books to keep long road trips from being lonely and dull.
I *have* double pre ordered. once on Kobo and the second on Kindle
I am on an Irish knitting tour and I found a fellow BDH!
I did very well on bingo. Fun!
21.
I find myself continually correcting anyone (even the news) when I see/hear repercussions, at least in my mind. (No no no! It’s ripper cushions!!!)
You forgot ‘wishes for amnesia to read again for the first time’… daily mantra for me…lol
Lookit that! I didn’t think I’d get a bingo, but I did. Sadly, not the whole page. I restrain myself too much on villains and preorders.
“Craved a dish from the food scenes”
Kate’s low country boil from Magic Burns.
Orro’s great and all, but Kate made things that normal humans cooking in normal human kitchens can access.
Also, a HA Universes Cookbook. Do you wish to discuss?
all but 3. and actually, thinking about it, I dont have a written wishlist but there is one in my head so … all but 2.
Bingo!
23, don’t do audio, so can’t count that one.
Only missed 2 squares (checked the blog everyday, instant reread). Guess that means I’ve got it bad.
21
21/25 yay, bingo!
thanks, mod r, that was fun.
all but 5 unless we can count airship from Maud book π
π³ Yikes almost had a black out. Does this mean I have a problem?
Never π. Youβre just one of us, one of us, one of us!
10 for me. Heh.