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As you all know, Ilona and Gordon are currently deep in the writing cave finishing Maggie 2. The cave door is closed. ASMR keyboard clatter can be heard faintly in the distance.

If you look at the homepage, you’ll see a new countdown clock to the release of This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me. Nineteen days and counting.

With Maggie arriving so soon, there will be an influx of fans to our ranks. New blood and ideas, fresh, innocent Horde recruits for us to corrupt into our Dushegub ways. Obviously, we cannot simply throw them into the middle of things without preparation. That would be irresponsible.

These are some of the field notes I’ve gathered after years of careful study. The list is not complete, and I will require your assistance to improve it.

  • Devouring: goes without saying. The book is finished ideally within hours of release. Extra points if you manage to ask about the sequel on the same day.
  • Character Adoption Program: main sponsored charity of the BDH. A character appears on page for maybe a handful of paragraphs – they can be instantly adopted by the Horde, who will demand to know their entire life story, “Is there a scene about how …” emotional journey, and future romantic prospects. Never Forget! (Puffles4Ever. Klaus Klaus Klaus, barsa barsa barsa)
  • Petition habits: already hinted at above, the BDH mobilization on request-protocol is famous fandoms over. Teasing us with characters? Jokes about books that don’t exist? We make them happen. Been there, done that, have the ebook, paperback and audio to prove it. Who’s laughing now?
  • Rereading conspiracies: The first read is for enjoyment. The 24 subsequent rereads are for enjoyment and investigation. Why did Linus sneeze right there? Could it mean that he’s actually Augustine in disguise and what does Sergeant Teddy have to say about this? There’s no such thing as “small detail from Chapter 3” and we all know it.
  • Announcement Analysis: A small piece of news, cover reveal, or unassuming sentence in a blog post such as “we are working on something”. The Horde studies this information carefully. Very carefully. Rest assured, we’ll get to the bottom of what it *really* means. The rumour mill always grinds.

Please add your observations in the comments so we can continue expanding the newcomer guide.

For those wishing to determine their precise Horde alignment, the classification quiz is available below.

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Which BDH team do you belong in?

Ah, the Book Devouring Horde. Whether you're sprinting off into the wilderness of speculation, hold firmly to the foundations of fact, vibrate with anticipation, or discuss everything into the ground- we are a force of nature. Where do you stand, when you stand with us?

1 / 9

A serial or snippet you want to reread has been archived on the blog. How do you react?

2 / 9

House Andrews tell us that "The next Innkeeper book will be the end of the missing parents series arc". What does this mean to you?

3 / 9

How do you react to the three words most dreaded by the Horde: w*it, p*tience, d*lay?

4 / 9

A BDH colleague posts a theory you don’t agree with:

5 / 9

House Andrews mention a new character in passing. What's your first thought?

6 / 9

There's a new snippet on the blog. How do you react?

7 / 9

Ilona has posted an April Fools' joke about a new book. What do you do?

8 / 9

Someone shipped Julie and Saiman. Your first instinct is:

9 / 9

It’s release day of a new Ilona Andrews book, what do you comment?

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  5. I am chalant! I don’t feel chalant, but won’t argue with it. I’m w*iting for Maggie. Chalantly.

  6. Team Facts are King! We would like to devour but we also acknowledge the work put into each serial, snippet, short, and novel. Just sending out love to the BDH and standing on the sidelines reading the theories while eating warm chocolate chip cookies.

  8. Team Chalant!

    Do get a cookie??? Or an extra snippet? Ok. Fine. I will be very chalant.

    Is there a way to read about the other teams without faking the quiz?? 🙂

  9. Shipping Devotion! – We will ship first character we read with first eligible character we read, fervently, even if they live in two entirely different planes of existence (emotionally, character developmentally, physically per story even) – #TeamMetalRose

  11. Team Dushegub. I don’t comment when a new book comes out, I devour! Sleep? I can sleep after I have devoured.

  12. “Minor plot holes” are not holes, they are deliberately placed to make room for future expansion, possible spinoffs, and alternate realities.

  16. Team Dushegub for the win. Do you want to discuss? And when is Maggie sequel coming out? All joking aside we are so beloved.

    • Are we all Dushgubs because it’s been so long that we’ve been waiting for Maggie? I’ve read the beginning in four different iterations.

      This is your fault… I used to be Team facts in the last quiz.

      Proposal: we provide tea, yarn, video games, hugs and encouragement and you write more? Do we wish to discuss? And what about Kate book 1.5?

    • Is getting a pack of Emotional Support Fries an option? I would like them in enamel pin form, please!

  26. Team Facts and Facts be damned is real and you must choose a side. Just don’t ask Steve to help you!

  27. To ship or not to ship! Our favorite way to divide into factions. Team metal rose 🌹 I’m looking at you!

  29. Yea! I’m so very CHALANT 🤪

    I’m waiting, patiently I might add, for the Book and then the Book Release Party!

    I’m so patiently waiting….

  30. I seem to have switched factions from last time and am now a Dushegub – must be because Mercury moved to a new bookca- house or something 😉

    Love the idea of new fans joining the Horde. We should probably tell them about special words like ripper cushions, and being chalant, and Steve? So they can laugh (and w*it) with us and not feel excluded but very welcome and live vicariously through Steve’s adventures in Nav?

    Also I feel we really need an updated Fan Tea Party once Maggie has landed. Hmmm. I think I can see the Dushegubness now 😂😂

    • Definitely define “chalant”! When that person comes along and says don’t you mean nonchalant??

      • Chalant can mean different things to the factions of the Horde. For me, it can mean being fluffy, and yes, using the words patient, wait, hold out, and whatever else we need to do so Ilona and Gordon don’t throw stuff at us because we want everything now.

        It’s also a play on non-chalant since we can’t be patient all the time.

    • +1

      A glossary of in-horde-jokes would be great. I know ripper cushions (squeeee!) and chalant, but am drawing a blank on Steve.

      • Steve is a character from a blog post about the BDH. He is the BDH member that is extra extra. Maybe a couple more extras in there.

  31. I don’t understand how i can be Team Chalant 🤨🤨🤨… my refresh rate is probably 50… I claim to w*it p*tiently but that is a fake front…

    Team Chalant it is… Going back to fakely w*it p*tiently for 19 days to pass while h*ping for a Special Edition Announcement.

    • I’m guessing you faked yourself out when taking the quiz….stuff upper lip and all that!

    • No, that is in fact the very essence of chalantness – we are all salivating and gnashing our teeth futily, but we know that having a tantrum won’t make the days go faster and we do not want to drive Ilona and Gordon into having to take mental health days, which would mean fewer words per day. We know that w*iting p*tiently is the best way to get all the books as soon as possible!

  32. Do not forget, gobbling the book in hours. Lounging in my comfy chair wishing for an excellent chef with attitude named Orro, to bring me my breakfast and if the book is long enough, lunch. Then moving on to the audio book to catch the stuff missed while gobbling. All the while wondering if we really have to wait the proverbial publishing year to get the next one.

  34. Newcomer guide (well done Mod R!) should maybe explain Steve (not that anyone can really explain Steve 😂) but he does pop up often enough to warrant a reference.

      • I agree that I would like a _pointer_ to all the BDH references. So, not a complete glossary, as such – it would remove the pleasure of discovery and dilute the in-ness of the references.

        But a glossary of pointers to references (so ripper cussions are encountered in Sweep of the Blade, for example. Go find it yourself).

        It would also serve as a useful reminder tool, since my memory is not always the best, and I forget exactly where Barsa (somewhere in the Inkeeper series) came from and also Dushegub (Roman’s book or a reference from his cultural background, anyway?)

    • Steve is a character from a blog post, I think by Ilona, about the BDH. He is the BDH member that is extra extra. Maybe a couple more extras in there.

    • Steve defies explanation. You cannot know Steve, only experience him. Steve is all and none of us. Also, he occasionally tries to burn things.

      • Sometimes (usually) without trying. Steve is the fictional member of the BDH upon whom all our worst ideas r blamed. You know those bad days when everything u try to do somehow just goes wrong? That’s everyday for Steve.

  35. I’m laughing so hard my eyes watered up to the point I had problems reading the quiz. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Team Chalant for the win (FIW)! We may be fluffy, but underneath all that lies a darker side of “we want the precious now!” 😉😁😂

    Also, the April Fool’s joke question was hilarious. I kept thinking about Hugh.

    Thanks Mod R for the laughs. May we get new members to bend to our ways.

    • Actually, it should have been FTW instead of what I wrote above. Sheesh, too much laughing, and not enough thinking. 🤦‍♀️

      • I am so glad you clarified. I stared at FIW way too long trying to puzzle out what it meant. Did I miss a secret acronym that is specific to the BDH? How could that be? What is this?? For Information Wait? Fast Ilona Win? Fasten Icons Where?

        • This is what I get when laughing too hard while typing. 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

        • Fully Intense Whinge

          (As one does when immediately wanting the next book to appear after done devouring the just released book in hand.)

          • INDEED! ModR, please note this reference down for the reference/glossary, since I suspect FIW in now in the BDH vocabulary forever!

            Also, while I am convinced that we need to find a way to clone HA, if the glossary/reference becomes a thing, we may need to clone MorR as well…

    • Yes! This!! We try to b fluffy, we do. Mod. R knows us so well! Does anyone else shudder in revulsion at the very idea of shipping Julie and Saimon? Just no! Oh, ok, so pretty much all of us? Kate would definitely kill him. And Curran would watch her with immense satisfaction. And help her hide the body. #TeamMetalRose #TeamChalant #Puffles4ever

      • Julie would kill him before Kate ever knows about it. If not Julie, then her uncle Hugh would come down to Atlanta to bash Saiman’s head in. Hugh did offer to come to Atlanta after all. 😉

        The dark side of Team Chalant comes out into the open.

        • Derek would also hop aboard the Let’s Murder Saimon train. Even taking romance out of it he’s always been quite protective of Julie and he really, really hates Saimon.

          • It’s hard to know who would b most eager to help. That train would easily sell out. But, yes, Julie can clearly take care of herself. I was more picturing her when she was younger, living w Kate. But thinking of the sheer number of ppl who would b eager to help kill Saiman does make his choice at the end of the big battle pretty understandable. Sigh.

  36. So I’m on team Truth Be Damned. I like it. What were the other teams? And how is Hugh2 coming along???

    • I think they are the usual suspects of Team Facts are King, Team Facts Be Damned, Team Chalant, and Team Dushegub.

      Mod R, did I get all of them, or am I missing a team?

  37. Team Chalant. A very true representation of my feelings.
    Also, Team Metal Rose, Team Wilmington Pack, Team Arabella and Michael (?), Team Inkeeper Weddings (yes, must be plural!), etc.

  38. Team Chalant? Well perhaps age does bring a little mellowing.

    Seconding idea for a bit of glossary somewhere easy to find.

    Thank you Mod R for brightening the w*it!

    • ArlanD

      Kill small typing keyboards or the world burns. Discuss?

      (Really … who doesn’t agree with the Dushegubs on this one?!)

      • I’ve gotten used to my hubby’s frequent response of “I” when texting. He actually means “k” ofc. And become reasonably adept at telling when my father-in-law replies using his watch to text. Although it’s not always possible to decipher the intended meaning…so, sure I’m with u.

      • I might take a small side quest from my membership in The Facts Are King to join you in getting Maud and Arland to altar tout de suite.

  40. Team Chalant…. Hmm… sure… sounds legit

    My non-work tabs have the following: Goodreads, Ilona Andrews blog, T.A. White blog (because she has decided to also drop posts in a serial), and The Reactor chapters of Maggie… Totally Chalant. I only update the blogs 50 times a day.

  44. Huh. I’m evidently Team Chalant. It’s official.

    And honestly, the description does fit. ModR is scary sometimes with these.

    You are happy to go with the flow, but you would like to know what time the flow starts and how many pairs of socks you need to pack for it.

    Yes, actually, I would like to know what time the flow starts. My socks are ready. 🙂

    • Because wet socks r the worst! And scheduling really helps the fluffiness. Who can b fluffy w wet socks?!?

      Thanks, Mod. R!

      • Wool socks still keep you warn when wet, up to a point. You can step in cold water with them and within a few seconds of stepping out, your feet warm up again. There’s a point of no return obviously, where they or you have just been too cold for too long. For your basic wet grass or cold puddles and creeks though, wool works well until you can change to dry ones.

        So maybe consider what kinds of socks – height too, of course. 😀

  45. I’m putting this out there…no one come for me!!
    I think the BDH is on the same level as the Swifties…and that’s a compliment.
    I love coming to the comments to find out what I missed (that was right in front of my face) or the newest conspiracy!
    Team Dushegub, but also a little Team Facts Be King!

  47. I would add the following terms and explanations for newcomers:

    Chalant:

    Ferret Heisting: (although this embedded term could be an aspect of “rereading conspiracy” or “announcement analysis.” This refers to how we constantly are looking for the ways our brilliant authors take us on these wildly inconceivable adventures, which we totally buy into, didn’t see coming, and then realize they did again.)

    Team affiliations: (much more complicated than Twilight’s)

  48. Apparently I am Team Dushegub. I really thought I was was exhibited temperance with my answers too. I guess I am very Chalant! lol

    Also, Kudos to ModR for placating the ravenous Horde lololol

  52. this is brilliant – thank you
    from Team Facts Be Damned
    also agree put a note about Steve in the Newbie BDH “welcome to the neighbourhood guide”

  54. I’m team facts but what if Klaus actually was a dragon? Crazier things have happened and I’ll admit that once Inheritance came out I’m a full believer in all the books are connected theory. It’s been dangled fruit in the vine and there are no take backs.
    I’m so excited for more people to join the BDH it’s been a very special part of my week to check the blog and I’m so excited for more people to join. I know we joke about having to wait but we’re beloved and I’m so excited for all the extras that are going to come along with this new book.
    Will there be a zoom Ilona and Gordan book chat for Maggie’s release?

    • +1000!
      We now have Edge+Innkeeper+Inheritance+(Legacy). Kate seems to have been left out of this Series ship. Oh, and Kin, which doesn’t get nearly the attention.

  55. Team Chalant! I can’t wait until the month of March is over, some stuff will hopefully be finalized, and even better I get to reward myself with Maggie. So excited!!

  57. Oh Mod R, you’ve done it again!! I’m picking myself up off the office floor. Again. 🙂

    One other thing to add to your list…don’t know what to call it. But it’s the “this is only going to be a novella” or “it really won’t sell ’cause it’s too dark” or “it just can’t be the next big thing” (all my paraphrasing). And then it turns into Maggie. But we ALWAYS knew Maggie was a thing. A big thing.

    Grocery lists and text exchanges are things. 🙂

    All the love to House Andrews. I hope that in the midst of crazy writing and publication promotion, they are having quiet ASMR moments about the amazing things they create.

  58. Team Chalant all the way!!!!
    PS – spell check keeps trying to tell me I’ve misspelled Chalant – bite me spell check, go find your own Zen!
    LOL

  59. Quite a few of us do remember that Iron and Magic was SUPPOSED to be an April Fool’s joke. How well did that work?

    • I agree with Mechcat. However, I think Ilona and Gordon learned their lesson on that.

      It’s like the “Don’t Mess with Texas” motto. “Don’t Mess with the BDH”. 😂😂😂😂

  60. Something about “Team Facts Be Damned” into some of the above might be pertinent, but, as always, dear Mod R, you are a delight.

  61. The Horde also hoards. We end up owning multiple copies of every book — ebooks, audiobooks, GraphicAudio versions of the audiobooks. physical books, special editions, etc.

  62. – Lurking on blog and fighting for first, especially whenever a serial is being released

    – Relentless requesting of merch

    – Petitioning specific voice actors

    – Identifying the spoilerier of the pair and direct questions with hope to inspire into unplanned reveals in webinars

    • No, ofc it’s not bad. Welcome to Team Chalant! We need all the teams. Otherwise how could we b a Horde?

    • No. Welcome to the team that tries to keep the other teams calm. It may not work, but we try.

      Sometimes we sit back and let the other teams do their conspiracy work.

      • It’s always entertaining seeing what the other teams get up to while eating popcorn and drinking soda, watching from a safe distance. 🤣🤣🤣 Team Chalant is the safest team to be on.

  68. I was on Team Facts are King last time, but now I’ve landed on Team Chalant. Looks like I am losing my Jedi detachment and headed straight for the Dark Side. Next time, Team Sith (oops, I mean Dushegub) for sure.

    • Wait. Does this mean that BDH-Syndrome is progressive? What order do you think new fans will progress through?

      Facts are King
      Facts be Damned
      Chalant
      Dushegub

      (I don’t know all the team names. Did I forget one?)

      • Well, I definitely went from Chalant last time to Dushegub this time, so that lends credit to your theory 😉😂

  69. In your terms, you forgot Horde Mobilization. This is when someone tries to cheat our authors or steal their work, or the flipside, need encouragement to produce the work in other formats, and upon discovery the Horde descends enmasse to make them regret their actions (former) or make them realize how bad it would be to stand in our way (latter).

    • Adding to that – when a publisher, like Tor, buys the book(s) to publish, and doesn’t realize the fan base is very ravenous. We mobilize to pre-order everything. Even when we forget we pre-ordered a few months back, we try to order again. This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me in its various forms is a very good example of this. 😁

  70. You are a member of Team Facts are King. This makes total sense for me. Of course I am. LOL, I loved this quiz. I’ve already been passing around the Maggie snippet to all my friends and am ready to welcome all the Maggie fans to our beloved BDH

  73. Wheeeeee! Unhinged potential AND fluffiness! Sounds about right since I regularly vacillate between giddily devouring a new book and pretending patience for the next. PS, I’m a terrible actor 🤣

  74. As a proud member of Team Dushegub I kindly ask that you stop speaking about a Maggie Sequel – that one is a given and should be available soon. I was under the impression that Maggie is at least a trilogy and therefore you should give some hints about the third book now. Do you wish to discuss?

    Mod R, your awesome list now makes me feel at least like a journeyman BDH member – I am willing to ask for the sequel to the sequel even before the book is published.

  75. Team facts? That can’t be because obviously, we now need to know how Klaus became a dragon!!!!

    • Or, if Maud and Dina r also actually dragons who don’t know that they’re dragons. Maybe all dragons live as humans for their first century…

  77. I was going to make a deadline counter on my phone, but then yesterday I noticed the counter here. Thank you for adding it! Now I can visit the blog every day, and check how many days are left until the 31st, maybe that will make the w*ait pass faster… 😆

  78. I sure wouldn’t have placed myself in Team Dushegub. But, the description is pretty apt. I love your books and am absolutely thrilled by any and all of your writings. I reread them over and over too. I have all of your snippets and blog emails saved as well from waaaaayyyy back. Before 2008 at least. Love your writing

  80. LOL. Yeah, pretty much. crreeeekkkk hiss hisssss…

    You belong to Team Dushegub.
    The Dushegub Division DEVOURS the books, tearing through stories like hungry, page-shredding beasts. You do not fear spoilers, for they only make you stronger! Your natural habitat: The comments section, armed with Proposal #37: New Spin-offs and Why They Are Necessary.
    Without the insatiable hunger of Team Dushegub—creeeek, hisssss, hissssss, knock—we’d probably accept things far too easily and discuss a lot less. Which would be a tragedy.

  82. Team Chalant on the first pass. Heheheh this was fun, thanks, ModR! Will have to try a few other renditions and see what I get. Love the field notes, too. And no, I’ve not forgotten about Puffles! Keeping hope alive here.

  83. I would not call the rumor mill a ‘grind.’ I think it saddles up and gallops off in multiple directions!

    • I have a peppermill named the “pepper cannon”. The BDH rumor mill is *exactly* that kind of mill. Tuned to a fare-thee-well, can produce exceedingly fine (or barely cracked, and everything in between) results, and lots of it, with barely a whisper of force to turn.

  84. Team Chalant! I have learned P*atience, thrould long effort and terrible w*aits. It always ends, and the book is worth it. Sigh. It’s just soooo haaarrrd, though. *faint sobbing*

  85. “You are happy to go with the flow, but you would like to know what time the flow starts and how many pairs of socks you need to pack for it.” -Team Chalant

    oh my, I feel so seen! This describes my real life too, esp the socks…

  86. Team Facts be King! It works for me. I find I enjoy being sallow. Others hunt and search and I can enjoy their fevered results. lol

  87. Oh good! I’m Team Dushegub!!!!

    Under “Devouring”, what about asking about the sequel before the publication of the first book?

    You forgot one of our primary joys: SHIPPING!!!!! Team Metal Rose all the way!

    A minor habit: reading all of the blog posts even when you don’t knit or have any intention of learning to knit (or whatever other topic) just to be reading words by House Andrews

  88. Team Dushegub. After my devouring habit, my fate was sealed. But I will go down with this ship proudly. Do you wish to discuss? 😉

    If you approve, extra tip for The Horde Crowd: There are also Peaceful Watchers. We observe and enjoy reading comments (specially spoilers), but we don’t usually engage in discussions.

  91. I used to be team chalant but something about Maggie upgraded me to Murder Trees. Maybe my also Wynonna Earp Obsession? Either way I would love of where in the world the horde is. I keep bringing my BDH bag in hope of finding someone. Would you like to discuss?

      • I am going to make BDH stickers and put them on my car. This is the only sticker I will put there…

        Someone in Central Florida will recognize it and we will take selfies and email them to Mod R lol 😂

    • Who uses fart guns, must love Ferret memes and finds enjoyment in the terms of Do you wish to discuss?

  94. Checked to see if Steve’s name is mentioned and saw he’s already been name dropped ten times but never explained.

    Probably for the best, we don’t want to encourage him 😉

    Though he was mumbling something about initiations, pledge’s and hazing so perhaps someone should keep an eye on him. . .

  97. ModR, I know this may be out of left field… but it’s been bothering me. Do you know if House Andrews would ever write another book in the Kinsmen universe? I love those books so much. Reread, re-listened a few times now and kept wishing for a series from this universe.

  99. Team Chalant. I will w**t for the next book/snippet/hint. Meanwhile on a computer not to far away from me, refresh, refresh, refresh.

    • Mu hubby is learning to play the Pink Panther theme, practices often. This is what I’m going to b thinking, from now on. Ha!

  101. I think I got facts are king last time, but this time I got chalant. I chose to believe that I live somewhere in between

  102. Team CHALANT…..shouldn’t be surprised as I already have the coffee mug, which I LUV by the way.

    Now I am still p*tiently w*iting for Hugh2.

    For new BDH members, as others have mentioned, I think explaining Chalant would be helpful and I need a reminder on Steve.

  103. Team Chalant, I guess I will go sigh dramatically some more whilst waiting for the next Maggie chapters on reactormag.

  104. You missed my option on “A serial or snippet you want to reread has been archived on the blog. How do you react?”

    Reaction: “Oooooh!! The xxxx snippet is gone! That must mean there is a book coming that includes it!!! When? When, when, when? Soon?”

  107. Team Dushegub! After a tough day at work I just want to devour something by House Andrews.

  108. Team Facts here! And as Team Facts representative, please provide more facts as soon as possible?

  109. wait, maybe I misunderstood the choice… are we getting graphic novels? like?????!?!?!

  112. So in anticipation that the ending in book one will make me squeak and squeal – when’s the release date for maggie 2? I need to take said day off! ^@^

  114. WOO HOO, Team Facts Be Damned! Ok, I might have fibbed just a tiny little bit when answering in the hopes of this very outcome, but Team Facts Be Damned just makes this blog so much fun!!!!! 😁

    Also, regarding the Devouring section of the BDH field guide, where it promises extra points if the sequel is asked about on the same day as the devouring:

    Do we get extra extra points for asking about the sequel prior to the publish date? Asking for a friend…

  115. we must define the different categories of horde.

    what is chalant, facts be damned etc.

    also can has way to view the results of the quiz so can creep on how many other horde categories there are and how the people answer?

    I may or may not be someone who works in a data heavy field and I find such things interesting.

  116. Yes, no surprise, I am team facts are king. Everyone who knows me would just be shocked beyond words. NOT.

    BTW, if my two junior Facts Are King daughters could see this, they would be like “well, yeahhhhh!”

  118. This was funny, but survey was hysterical.
    Thanks for the laughter, from a hoard member 😂❤️🤣❤️

  119. I don’t really think I’m Team Dushegub but I got such a hoot out of each Dushegub-themed answer I couldn’t resist picking them! Thanks for such a fun quiz!! That said, I do have March 31 blocked so I can devour the rest of Maggie when it arrives… The preview was swallowed whole and has been re-read already…

  120. We’ve know for awhile that HA is contracted w Tor for 3 book, with the first 2 being Maggie 1 & 2. But I don’t think they said what the third book would b until now- yea, Maggie 3! Or did I miss the announcement?

    Is there a known date estimate for future Maggie books?

    • Maggie the Undying will be a trilogy. There are no official release dates yet, because the manuscripts aren’t yet finished.

  121. I’m EXTREMELY Team Facts are King chalant. I chalantly await the release, and am chalantly glad that we have a countdown clock. I’ve been chalantly burning with the weight of so many special editions; what to dooooooo?! I’ve been chalantly gathering the facts from the site and FB page and suddenly remembered…. there was a forum, do we still haves it my precious? Chalantly w*iting… Also when will we get Book 2 for The Breach Wars? Chalantly asking for a friend 😅🙃😏

    • I hear that! I just finished rereading The Inheritance and intensely want the next book! Aarrgghh. It seemed like a good way to distract myself during the madness of this March w*it. But now it’s x2. Team Chalant indeed.

  123. Every time I read the description of Team Chalant I feel so seen. This is such a great description of me.

  126. Still Team Facts. Doesn’t mean I’m very patient (though I try). Can’t wait for Maggie.

  127. I’m currently team blissed… my copy arrived yesterday!

    Yes I am gloating just a bit. Too busy to read much beyond the chapters already released… I know I’d already read them but I hadn’t read them in this book.

    More will be devoured today… loving it soooo much.

  128. I am chalant. I trust in House Andrews and I don’t believe in conspiracy. I will read all the things they release…and they will release as the muse strikes them. Also mortgages are a thing, House Andrews is formed of humans and they must be able to afford HEB orders. (However, if they could influence HEB to infiltrate the Midwest, I would buy double copies of all their books. I miss HEB.)

  131. I’m Team Facts are King. Who would’ve thought that about me of all people (/s). Now, lets keep an eye on the Timer and make all the newcomers welcome in our corner of the Bookshelf 🙂

  132. I randomly saw this post on Threads and suddenly remembered IA books.

    I just wanted to ask if anyone knows (because I plan to gift it to my friends) when Julie’s complete series is coming out? I can’t gift them an unfinished series and I know they would love her!

    • There is no release date set for the sequel to Blood Heir, and a Wilmington Years 3 book will have to come first for the plot to develop.

  133. Team chalant.Yes ,I would love a cookie. But I can w*it if it’s not ready yet,of course. I’m not an ungrateful heathen…..you are making cookies,though, right?🍪

  134. oooouuuu I’m team facts… cool… still re reading too many times the extended preview of maggie, it is a bit unhealthy haha

  136. Proposition: You give book now or we break down cave door, pull out cats, give them baths without cutting nails first and return to cave still wet with uncut nails. Do you want to discuss?

  137. Well hello all the DD members of The BDH. Apparently I am too one of the creatures who desire to discuss, vehemently.

  138. Wait, did someone really ship Julie and Saiman or are u just messing with us?

    Cz I’ve got my blow torch and flame thrower right here…

  140. I am the most Chalant Horder to ever Chalant. I love nothing better than to ride out of the Chalant castle on my Chalant horse wearing my Chalant armor.

  142. Proud to be Team Dushegub!, I relish my life as a devourer of House Andrews’ gifts!! Long may they reign. All bow.

  144. Nothing will stand in the way of Team Dushegub. Give us all the words, all the stories or we will destroy your comments section with manic speculation, unreasonable demands and pathetic begging for more. Let’s discuss.

  145. I follow the First Scholar……. ::assumes zen pose with soothing background music and imagines a sand beach with pebbles and a shady tree::

    i have facts!! (that surprises my sieve-like memory)

    BUT I am so here for an Arabella series, Arabella’s telekinetic-empath-truthseeker nephew’s series, Augustine and Diana series, more of Dina, Sean, Maud, Arland, Helen, Karat, Hugh and the White Warlock, METAL ROSE, Kate, Curran and Conlan, Catalina and Nevada and whoever else I am forgetting…….

    You write, I devour…….

  146. Just realised that 2 April is the last working day before Easter weekend!

    HA knows their Horde, that’s for sure.

    Also, I may have to take a leave of absence for a few days preceeding the release as experience tells me that I will be jittery, unfocussed and unable to sleep…

  147. Also for new fans: how in the world are we not all going to be one giant spoiler for them for other series? Example: just trying to explain the #teammetalrose lore beyond the fact that is the name of a beloved ship in the Kate Daniels series just spoils several plot points of the series for KD but also for Blood Heir. Do we just leave it at that? What’s the consensus guys? How does the council rule?

    • To some extent it may be “read comments at your own risk”. But on some chats, members head potentially problematic posts with *SPOILER* or something similar before going into detail.

    • This is a good point. I remember Way Back When, before there were moderators, let alone a ModR, the blog posts themselves were sometimes spoilery (mainly because as a poor student, I had to wait for the next KD paperback to come out even though the hardcover was already out there, so snippets were sometimes spoilers). That at least has gotten so much better. But yeah, the comments… Hmmm… Not sure how we’d pull that off beyond a general “read at your own risk” plus a call to the Horde to be fluffy about spoilers?

    • We could say, “You are now entering the spoiler zone. Read at your own risk.” ☠️

  148. My morning is always so much brighter one there is an email from House Andrews in my in box. This was so much fun.

    Here is a thought: can we be sorted into our teams ( cough- houses 🏡)? Maybe Calendia can be the sorter?

    Oh what fun she would have!!!

    • There was a joke thread or post about Houses for the BDH once upon a time, I remember – mostly because I can remember being part of House Oxford Comma😉

  149. Team Chalant… which gave a startlingly accurate description of exactly how I feel. Hm. I’m fine with it.

    And as for being on my 24th read (or listen in my case because Maggie will be my first actual read the rest have been audiobook)…

    I do in fact, resemble that remark. And I’m fine with that too.

  150. Team Facts are King, but it was tempting to go the other way. Maybe I have two personalities and another day would be Dushegub. I guess I’ll have to take the quiz tomorrow to be sure.

  152. Team Facts be Damned eh? As a rational empiricist (apparently, according to one of those business thingies a few decades ago) I’m quite proud to have shifted quite a long way in my character – I might get a T shirt…

  154. Somehow I always end on team ‘facts be damned’ in these quizzes. They must have something entered incorrectly when they’re developed. 💜

  156. Another for Clan Koo-Koo! Facts rule!

    Time to begin meal planning so the rest of the fam will be able to eat while I’m devouring…

  159. I am Chalant. I admit, only barely and only because I can re-read previously published books…

  160. Team Facts here. Doesn’t mean I don’t have an inner Dushegub fighting to come out, though. So far I’ve been able to contain it… So far…

  162. Ah, Mod R. you did not name one of the most beloved BDH activities – speculation on ships.
    It could be part of the rereading conspiracies, or character adoption program, but I think it deserves its own category.
    Cheers!

  166. Team Dushgub- irrational, single minded and thoughtless.

    Add to basket and start reading now.

  168. Team Dushegub! Are there other teams? WE ARE THE HORDE. — Papercut to my soul. *snicker* So apt. Unless I feel dragonish, then it’s BURN! heehee (finds a cookie) Next snippet please. 🙂

  169. Holy cow Klaus and romance were in the same paragraph. What does this mean?????🤣🤣🤣

  170. for the BDH, yep, this describes me to a T.
    You stand with Team Chalant.
    You pride yourself on your p*tience. And yet, here you are, vibrating with barely contained anticipation

  171. Number 8:
    Despondency followed by reluctant acceptance. Remind myself it is out of my control. Check each subsequent blog post to see if there ate updates.
    Sigh.

  174. I literally typed “New KD Confirmed” on 20 or so different posts between HA saying there were not going to be new KD books. “The series is done Kate has her happily ever after.” Unnamed female character – New KD Confirmed. Sword mentioned – New KD Confirmed. It’s not bullying, it’s devouring.

  175. Team Chalant FTW!

    Though I admit, I don’t watch the countdown clock. I either put it in my calendar to get alerts as the Day of Devouring approaches or I just let the preorder announce the surprise present to my future self when an alert appears in my email inbox telling me I’ve purchased a House Andrews book and the squeezing and devouring begins apace.

  176. Ha! Team Facts! I do love reading what the Horde writes! I am trying to be chalant, but counting the days!

    Thanks ModR! 😘

  178. Team Chalant has a list. If I can’t have Arabella, can we pleeeeeze get more Maud? Helen needs a fluffy sharp toothed pet like a ferret.

    P*tiently *waiting the Maggie go live. Did not read preview as must prepare to devour entire book in a weekend. Must be strong.

  179. Mod R,
    Has management considered a contest to guess Horde increase in the week, 2 weeks, month, etc. post-Maggie-bomb? Bling is clearly available for awards … Is there a way to monitor?

  182. I have a question regarding archived snippets: I was reading the blog posts about Hugh and Orlanna – if I misremember her name sorry blame sore muscles from yardwork and allergies – but I didn’t finish/keep up with it due to flying out of state to help sick sibling. Now am home and looking for it but cannot find it on the website. Yes, I am aware that I am ‘dumb,’ and not confident with social media, get lost and overwhelmed by it, but if it’s archived, is there still a chance I can access it and enjoy reading it, repeatedly as necessary? TY

    • Hi Jttrekkie,

      You’re definitely not dumb 🙂

      Once archived, blog content is not available for readers any longer. It can sometimes be brought back, but it is the authors’ decision to do so.

      The snippets you’re remembering were the first draft of a Hugh and Elara sequel. The authors shared the first five chapters with readers for a short time, but later decided to retire the project from serialization. It’s a story that requires quite a bit of careful plotting and back-referencing within the series.

      Because the book will go through edits and may change significantly before publication, the draft chapters were removed from the blog. The authors try not to leave early drafts up long-term, since readers can become attached to a version that ends up very different from the final book, which can lead to confusion between details or disappointment later.

      • But because we are so beloved, Ilona started snippets of a new Book.
        And Good News!
        This book is finished and you can buy it now.
        It‘s called „The Breach“. But Attention, once started you can‘t lay it down before read to the end.
        I‘m normally patient, but after waiting every week for the story to continue, i finally had to buy a chalant Shirt.

  187. standing with Team Chalant.
    p*tiencely waiting but definitely, vibrating with barely contained anticipation. I’m packing my socks… how many are you bringing?

  188. Yep! That’s me team chalant.
    Always waiting chalantly for House Andrew releases, snippets and updates. 😁

  190. Team facts are King

    I‘m like Catalina.😊

    Yes, i really love her books!

    Thank you very much, Mod R, This was so funny!

  192. You are a member of Team Facts are King.
    An anchor in the hurricane of fandom chaos, the watchtower of rational thought, you were basically Catalina Baylor in another life. You cross-reference, you fact-check, and you stand as the stalwart reminder that “No release date yet” means exactly that, not an apocalyptic prophecy.
    Your natural habitat: Making cautiously optimistic blog comments, while keeping a firm eye on those timelines!
    Without the cool heads of Team Facts, we’d be running in circles, tripping over wild theories, and we’d probably believe Klaus was actually a dragon.

  194. Hahahaha as in the Horde, as in life – I am the flow*.

    *Now just at what exactly time does that flow start?

  195. There is one more option about the snippets that wasn’t in the quiz. I save every author email with a snippet included in a special folder! I can go back and re-read them whenever I want!

  196. These are fun … though, sometimes, all the answer options apply (depends on the day and the story), so, I went with the “most usually” response.

    Thank you.

  199. Well, apparently I haven’t changed all that much since the last time I took the BDH quiz. 😆

    Team Chalant babbbyyyy!

  201. I am Team Chalant, but as I was reading the perfect description, I was secretly wondering if Mod R had only put one description in, so that we’d all be Team Chalant. Wouldn’t that be a hilarious April Fool’s day joke?

    Character Adoption Program – I find myself always wondering about Naeemah and the story of her family.

    • That does sound like me, but no 😛 . There are 4 possible archetype answers, like the characters in SATC.

  202. Team Dushegub for the win! What an unexpectedly delightful addition to my day. Love a good quiz ❤️

  208. I just read this post in my e-mail, just the pics chosen to illustrate the quiz were enough to send into conniptions. I’ve come to the blog to now take the quiz (several times if necessary, sometimes all answers are the right one, so the quiz needs to be done repeatedly if you’re only allowed one answer per question).
    I’ll be back

    • First try got me into team Chalant. I feel recognized.
      But there were a few questions where I hesitated, so tomorrow I’ll try again.

      My solution to losing snippets (and others blog posts, I’m really sore about the literary aita disappearing !) to archiving is to print the post into pdf. I usually wait a couple or three days because it also prints the comments which are frankly added value… Now I just need to find that corner of the darkweb to see if I can get my greedy paws to a few lost posts

  210. Hmm, I wonder if the quiz is up to evaluate the chalantness/Dushegubness of the Horde as the w*it goes on? If we will ALL eventually b Team Dushegub by the end of March? Will HA/Mod. R know it’s time to medicinally drop snippets when our collective Dushegubness gets too high?

    Do u want to discuss?

  211. I’m officially quite challant. But, speaking of patience, I wondered if the next book in the Blood Heir series is permanently on hold. Will Julie’s story continue, perhaps in the Wilmington books? I was just rereading it with enjoyment.

  214. I am Team Chalant. What a conspiracy. I’m not, I’m not, I’m NOT!

    There will be rippercushions.

  217. Modr, you forgot the shipping😡, #Teammetalrose4evr, Karkun, Maland, we have opinions! Lots, and lots of ‘em.
    We believe what we believe and stand by that belief! #TeamFactsbeDamned!
    We need and dream of merch! Baha-Char here we come! We are fluffy and Chalant. We cannot wa*t and pat*ence be damned.
    How do we deal with stress? Just pick any IA medium and it’ll get the job done! Kate your favorite? Start with Magic Bites! A little short will do ‘ya?, then pick up Silent Blade or The Inheritance 🥰. There’s nothing like getting immersed in a great read, and you are guaranteed that with Ilona Andrews! All Welcome to the BDH, be Chalant with us.

  219. I am relieved. ModR has declared that I am a member of Team Facts. But isn’t it fun to stir the pot once in a while???

  220. Team Chalant was no surprise! Am I the only one who took 3/31 off so I could read Maggie😂? Inquiring minds want to know.

    • I couldn’t, but it’s the last day of school for easter holidays where I live (being an adult in tech school has it’s perks).
      I won’t sleep that night, that’s for sure XD

  221. I know I’ve taken this (or a version like this) before, but team dushgrub now. “Proposal. Do you wish to discuss?”

    I will also accept new graphic audio releases or snippets in between new books…

    Maggie is really pushing my reserve to wait for the library copy…

  222. I was chalant, now i’m facts are King. fair ’nuff.

    the scroll bar is really small right now and I want to read all the comments when I am less tired.

    someone else probably got this, but I think there might need to be a House Andrews menagerie who’s who. Bonus points if they have bios announced as having two lies and a truth (intentionally backward). Tuna would make an excellent pillow model. 😀

  224. Team Chalant here!
    I am currently on my *lost count* re-read/listen of the GA Hidden Legacy series. I needed a hug. this is my hug.

  228. Still Team Dushegub, no surprises there! The only snippets I’ve been avoiding are Maggie, because I want to devour it whole and unspoiled 🤩

    Puffles4Ever!!!

  229. Team Dushagub?!!?
    Hmmm.. Maybe I do get a little too singleminded about my reading.
    But, Team Dushagub?
    Come on!

    Wonderful fun! Thanks.

  232. That “quiz’ was such fun. Every page brought a new chuckle. I can’t wait for the sequel! Squeeee! Lol
    Have a great day. We are all p*tiently awaiting Maggie.

  233. We from team ilonaversefanthwory are waiting for canon confirmation wellcome the new babie members for the horde.

  234. Mod R can you please do a summary post of all of Gordon’s spoiler announcements from the past for the newcomers guide. I know Ilona has jokingly referenced his ability to spontaneously throw out a tidbit which then sends the horde into a frenzy. But I think the incident happened before I was a card carrying BDH member and I would love a recap of the event to chuckle over. Thank you

    • So many suggestions for ModR to fill up her non-existent time!

      I really am all for the cloning (multiple times) of Team Andrews – more Team Andrews=more books, right?

      And subsequently BDH would grow exponentially so we would need ModR clones to keep corralling them (us)…

  235. Eagerly awaiting “This Kingdom”……but —What about Ada? The Tsuun will not just sit around waiting. Or maybe they will. There are sooo many irons in your 🔥 I don’t know how you manage to function. Your characters have a life of their own. I just picture the lot of them surrounding your brain and hammering 🔨 to come in (be released). Love the books.

    • Yaaaaaaasssss!!!!!!
      What about Ada?????
      I relate to her more than Maggie!

      And that amazing new world is FASCINATING 💙💙💙💙

      Please don’t forget about The Inheritance sequel 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

  236. Okay. But hear me out. Here’s Why Klaus *COULD* be a dragon.

    .
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    Because Mod R put the thought in our head and we hoped hard enough? Also dragons are hot. XP

    But seriously, thank you for Wrangling the Horde, Mod R, and giving us more terrible and awesome ideas for the Authors to go “Whyyyyy” to (and helping to ensure that those who are bad at the curse words don’t drive the authors to live in a cave permanently, forever, never to grace us with their wit and words again.)

  238. “There’s no such thing as “small detail from Chapter 3” and we all know it.”

    Ilona TOLD us this, when she pointed that as writer, every word counts. They never tease because…..well…..BDH! ‘Nuff said.

  239. Any guide should include which words must b ***ed due their offensive nature here, eg: w*it, p*tience, etc.

  241. Of course Team Chalant, what else… XD
    Boundaries and respect, so important to maintain (if you want something from someone)

    Another question: Hugh 2? *innocent_emoji*

    • That’s what I said too! And yes, please to the last book in the missing parents story arc in Innkeeper Chronicles then Maud’s wedding, Klaus’s book followed by Cookie’s then Helen’s trilogy….. etc…

      • I find something in nearly every book, that could be continued… But I finally read Magic Tides and Magic Claims (yes, my shame), and I really want to know whats behind the “put down the cow”during the phone call XD

  242. Hi !
    I’m Team Chalant… but there are a lot of days yet in this countdown clock, no ???

  248. Team Chalant, of course. Outwardly calm, inside a passion that burns with the fire of a thousand alien suns. 😉

  249. a language guide would be fun! I.e. a post on the language of the horde with links to the origin story or book. For example I somehow missed how chalant came up.

    Plus, introcing new members to the glories of barsa barsa seems fun 😀

  250. Team Dushegub… have officially descended to the dark side. Nom, nom, nom. More books! ALL the words! Ooooh, dark chocolate cookies! Devour!

  255. I didn’t know Klaus was a dragon!? How did I not know this? When did this happen? How did this happen? I need to re-read the series to find this nugget. And research the blog … maybe it was a snippet … wait … if he’s a dragon AND an arbiter that would give him awesome dimension hopping powers while making him a perfect match for Arabella!!! When is this book being released!!!???

  256. Love the quiz. Apparently, I’m part of the Team Facts are King group. Hm, that reminds me, do we get to see more of the Bear of Kamchatka? If he’s around the same age group as Arabella, their adult selves would probably cause lots of sparks. *lol*

    Makes me wonder what Sgt. Teddy thinks about him? Also, it crossed my mind that if Sgt. Teddy ever decided to take his human friends camping, it’d be like going to visit home for him. Hehehehehe. Hm, and since he’s magically human aware, does this mean he can ‘communicate’ with animal mages at a higher level (maybe telepathically/empathically?) What does the Harrison family think about Sgt. Teddy?

  257. Fun quiz!
    Sorry if this is a repeat question for the 1 millionth time, but I can’t seem to find what happened to Julie’s series? I thought there were supposed to be three books? And I’m dying to know if she and Derek get together and if Derek is a First???

  258. You forgot one thing on your list: Always be on the look out for things reminding you of the novels. Always be alert! For exemple, I live in Denmark and have just seen a van with the logo “Gastech” on it. I was driving, but succeeded taking a picture anyhow. Always prepared!

  259. Team Facts! I am Catalina (as much as I would prefer to be Nevada, I do recognize this fact). One minor quibble, now that it has been raised: Klaus might indeed be a dragon. We need to explore this. After all, we don’t know who was his father. I refuse to accept that he just some boring human. Also, we need more on Gerard. I personally think he walked over from the Edge series. Prove me wrong!

  263. this quiz reminded me of a very IMPORTANT fact I’d forgotten about ……….. leading to a very IMPORTANT question that needs to be asked ……… What HAPPENED to Hugh 2 ????

    • TOR surprise contracts for Maggie 1 & 2. Wise author beasts say a resounding YES when TOR knocks!

  264. Oh I really like this! And it’s totally me in everyday life…
    “You are a member of Team Facts are King.
    An anchor in the hurricane of fandom chaos, the watchtower of rational thought, you were basically Catalina Baylor in another life. ”

    But then again, that’s why I love reading fiction when I’m not working!

    I’m catching up with weeks of blog posts and this was really fun!

  265. Thanks for re-posting this! I took it previously, I believe it was new then. Like it, I was fairly new to HA. There were a couple of skipped questions as a result. I was found to be team (I cannot spell, please forgive me) dushygoob. I was a bit gobsmacked! I am a research nerd at heart. If my body would cooperate, I’d be off doing Important Psychological Research at some Important University Somewhere learning all there is to know about innate resilience and how to build upon it. As it is, the Mind is most willing, the body a wee bit compromised. We will overcome!
    As you can safely hypothesize from the above data, I had expected to be team Facts are King! I can now state, with a larger sample size, with multiple measures over time, I am indeed, Facts are King (except when they aren’t.) We all contain multitudes. Also, all generalizations are false, including this one! (Attribution: a button ca 2004.)

    Blessed be the author beasts & their continued health! TOR deadlines must be terrifying dushygoobs indeed! Please, from one professional to another, self care is necessary care! The deadline is meaningless if the content is subpar. You will only realize it & work far too hard to rectify it. Mindful moments are meaningful, even if the brief duration of brushing one’s teeth or petting a demanding cat. Throw your mind fully to the task. Worrying about things you cannot possibly do at the same time as brushing your teeth, bathing, or petting your adoring, loving, demanding fur baby costs you moments of peace, and gains almost nothing. Mindfulness need not last long to be rewarding.

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