Gym Membership

Remember how I said that we had a lot of work on the book to do today?  Which is why we delegated some tasks.

Gym person with a sweet smile: Are you looking for me?

Me: Yes.  My daughter called to cancel her gym membership because we are moving to San Marcos.  She told you that we don’t have a bill yet, and you told her, “Not my problem, bye” and hung up. So good news.  I dropped what I was doing and came down here to make myself into your problem.

Gym person: Um, uh, I told her…

Me: Don’t. Here is a home warranty statement. Cancel the membership.

I am 100% sure she said what she said and was rude about it, not only because Kid 2 would not lie, but also because I never before had a gym membership cancelled in 20 seconds.