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Three days ago
Me: There is a giant mosquito.
Gordon, picking up a fly swatter: I’ll get it.
Me: I think you might need a bigger flyswatter.
Two days ago
Me: There is a spider of significant size in the bathroom.
Gordon: I’ll take it outside. ::Reviewing the size of the spider:: Hmm. No, I think I may have to kill this one.
Me, walking in my nightgown into the study.
Me: There is a scorpion in the closet.
Gordon, getting up.
Me: No need. I killed it. I just wanted you to know it was there and I almost stepped on it, so be careful walking in there barefoot.
It was a small scorpion, too, which made it particularly poisonous.
Listen, Texas, I am game and all, but quit it. I mean it.