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Monstrous Murder

Blog, Cooking, Fun POST A COMMENT May 3, 2021 by Ilona

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  1. Elizabeth Handler says

    May 4, 2021 at 9:56 pm

    That hurt! I still have my great-great aunt’s skillet.

  2. Kamchak says

    May 4, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    About 2 cups of self risin’ cornmeal (Logan Turnpike Mill from up in N. Ga. way), a cup and a half of quality buttermilk, a couple of glugs of quality corn oil and that’s it. No sugar, no flour — we’re not baking a cake here. We’re looking for a certain consistency — what we don’t want is a bunch of standing liquid on the top after the batter is thoroughly mixed. Pour the batter into a 9″ cast iron skillet, well greased with Crisco. If it sticks, that means you wimped out when you greased the pan. Try not to do that again. Bake @ 400-425 for 30-35 minutes. Golden brown is the appropriate phrase here.
    Y’all know that short of a stick of dynamite, these pans can take whatever you dish out, right? They should be seasoned at least twice a year, and prior to seasoning they should be scrubbed with hot soapy water and a stainless steel pad. The gunked up ones you buy at the flea markets need to be coated in Easy Off and set to soak for a day or so.
    No, don’t put them in the dishwasher, but the world is not gonna end if that happens.
    Funny as hell vid, though.

    • Kamchak says

      May 4, 2021 at 10:13 pm

      Oh yeah, the cornbread batter needs one large egg, well beaten.

  3. Roseanne Lobbezoo says

    May 4, 2021 at 11:56 pm

    I’m a big fan of “It’s A Southern Thing.” No matter how many times I’ve watched this episode, it never gets old. ????

  4. Ove T says

    May 5, 2021 at 2:43 am

    THAT was glorious….ridiculous, but glorious ! Definitely a chuckler 🙂

  5. Shonda Abercrombie says

    May 5, 2021 at 5:16 am

    I follow them on Facebook and it’s feels like home. Love it. My husband put one of my skillets in dishwasher and I about killed him. I have lots of iron skillets, passed down through family.
    Cut up her Southern Card????????????

  6. Loretta says

    May 5, 2021 at 7:02 am

    Love this! I have a cast iron skillet my mother in law gave me for Christmas the first year of our marriage 37 years ago. I also have my grandmother’s which was passed down to me. Both are priceless to me. My husband and son both know they are not allowed to use for any reason. I like cornbread sweet or not depending on what I am serving it with.

  7. Nifty says

    May 5, 2021 at 12:31 pm

    I managed to unseason my cast iron skillet and cannot for the life of me get it back to rights. I’ve done the grease-it-up-and-heat-it-in-the-oven thing multiple times. No joy.

    While I’m miffed at myself, I don’t consider it to be a grave sin because the skillet isn’t a family heirloom. It’s a $30 Lodge skillet from Bed Bath & Beyond purchased a couple years ago. Also, I am The World’s Most Mediocre Cook, so I’m not surprised that I messed up my skillet.

    I like my cornbread unsweet and slathered in melted butter. Or crumbled up in stuffing.

    • Jilleen Dolbeare says

      May 10, 2021 at 1:18 pm

      You made me laugh. The world’s most mediocre cook was a classic! The problem with reseasoning may be the quality of your skillet, not you!

  8. Cindy Gianiny says

    May 5, 2021 at 2:42 pm

    Omg, I love that group! That video is the best year!

  9. Marna says

    May 5, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    As a Northern girl all my life, I don’t get it.

  10. Cinders says

    May 5, 2021 at 8:24 pm

    OMG! This is so damn funny! I sent it to my grad school friends and teachers. Thank you!!!

  11. Laura Martinez says

    May 6, 2021 at 8:30 am

    I needed this!

  12. Rebecca says

    May 6, 2021 at 10:32 am

    oh my lord! hahahahaha

  13. Kathleen R. Parrish says

    May 6, 2021 at 10:54 am

    Funny! My hubby is the cast-iron enthusiast in the family. He’s trained everyone NOT to put his skillets in the dishwasher–or the sink–or anywhere near soap. We clean them with hot water and stainless steel scrubbers, then wipe them down with oil. Same for the dutch ovens.

  14. Samantha says

    May 6, 2021 at 11:59 am

    “You never turned that cup around” had me in stitches.

  15. Katrina says

    May 7, 2021 at 6:51 am

    OMG! This is so funny. So when I was in college my roommate (who did not cook) put my cast iron skillet (that I got from my grandmother) into the dishwasher. I just about used it to brain her when I found out. We still laugh about it today (many many years later). She is now a great cook and cringes when she thinks about it.

    • Jilleen Dolbeare says

      May 10, 2021 at 1:17 pm

      Wow, glad she learned! I can’t believe you showed that kind of restraint! Did you get it re-seasoned?

  16. Anne-Marie McRoberts says

    May 7, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    Even for a Scot based in the UK, that was funny. We don’t have a cast iron skillet in my family, but we do have a cast iron girdle for pancakes and scones, made by my great grandfather, out of a piece of 1 inch thick, mild steel armour plate. It’s a circle, sawed out for a porthole, on a pre WW1 battleship, rather crudely rounded off at the edge! It has a heavy steel handle, with a pointy bit in it so you could hang it from the hook over the kitchen fire, on an old black leaded range. It weighs a ton, and is cleaned off with a bit of kitchen paper and some oil while it is still hot. My sister has it and it is used regularly despite it’s weight. It makes wonderful pancakes and scones, but you need to leave it over night to cool off.

  17. Lynne says

    May 7, 2021 at 4:48 pm

    omg…that skillet is destroyed! lol….my skillet is 51 years…you just can’t beat a well seasoned skillet and I am not Southern. Thanks for sharing!

  18. Fran S says

    May 7, 2021 at 9:01 pm

    Thanks for the laugh! While my father says I’m not southern anymore, at least nobody took my southerner card, LOL!

  19. Jilleen Dolbeare says

    May 10, 2021 at 1:15 pm

    Her mama ain’t gonna take that call now. Poor thing. Bless her evil heart. No one puts a cast iron skillet in the dishwasher! The horror!

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