Today is the photo shoot for BLOOD AND IRON cover, for which we are Skyping in. Then we have an appointment, so the innkeeper, if it drops, will drop later tonight or on Saturday. Sorry guys, crunchy week here with KD edits.

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Carry on — we’ll wait.
Carry on our wayward one…..
There’ll be Sweep when you are done.
Lay your weary head to rest.
We will read some more!
That’s adorable.
I get a kick out of it. Try this one to Killer Queen, by Queen
We keep Ilona Andrews
On internet refresh
“let them wait,” she said
For the weekly installment….
A built in remedy
For the book horde’s reading malady
At anytime an invitation
We can’t decline
Last line should be “We can wait for the best”.
I wanted to write up the lyrics to “Working at the Krahr Wash”, but I got the chorus of the original song stuck in my head and decided it was safer not to try it. I like the start of yours, though.
Krahr wash! Oh oh oh, wouldn’t that be a great mtv video. ?
You started it….
oooohh.
You might never get rich
But let me tell you it’s better than fightin’ on Nexus
There ain’t no telling who you might meet
A simple knight or the Blood Archimandrite
Working at the Krhar Wash……
‘Krahr Wash’ That’s pure genius! I laughed ridiculously hard at that.
Thanks for the heads up.
I think we’ll survive. Do what ya gotta do. We aren’t going anywhere, lol.
Would love to see photos if you are able to post any?
Oh yes, I am asking for all sorts of bonus materials.
Squee!
Yeeeessss!
You are the best!!!!
* perfect sound effects* super exciting 🙂 thank you for the update, I keep checking the blog religiously
Oh, now that’s something to look forward to!
Thank you very much. Will wait for innkeeper, carry on being ever so wonderful! ?
Yay! ?
Wahoo! ?
Woohoo!
Yeehaw!
I will wait as long as it takes! Anything the authorlords write is worth the wait! I may chew my nails while waiting, but I will wait patiently. Bless you authorlords.
Chi ! ! ! Thank you ?
Thanks for the heads up! Good luck with the photo shoot.
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! OK I’m done.
For me it’s really good news at the beginning of the weekend after really bad week. I can wait a little longer 🙂
Yeah. I hope your next week is better. Mine wasn’t wonderful, but I keep telling myself “Water leaks are better than house fires.”
And the house is still standing, albeit a little soggy.
OMG! I’m excited. I loved the models
OMG! I’m excited. I loved the models
what models? Somewhere we can check out prior to getting goodies?
Thank you very much for the heads up! I had started counting down the minutes… ? I’ll stop.
Thanks for telling us. I guess that, now, I have to stop “lurking” and get to scrubbing my kitchen floor. I must say, however, that you have me hooked on this new “Innkeeper” and you are only three chapters in.
I concur with you !
I’ll check back in the evening. And if its not up, then the next morning.
Completely unrelated to this post, however, since I know y’all appreciate those odd houses take a peek at this story I stumbled across today.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/whats-hot/this-oregon-home-looks-normal-%E2%80%94-until-you-step-inside/ar-BBJbrYy?li=BBnb7Kz
That house is fabulous. Wish there were more pictures in the article though.
Wow, that is amazing! I would feel like I was living in a museum, nice to visit and look at but not comfortable to live in. I wonder if she was a friendly neighbor or standoffish.
So if you’re going to do the inside like that, why not design the outside to look like a small castle? Or old English manor?
That mural in the bedroom? Hilarious. ?
More photos: http://www.oregonlive.com/hg/index.ssf/2016/02/oregon_castle_for_sale.html
Looks like it’s an Air BnB, so can actually stay the night now: https://www.airbnb.ca/rooms/15649325
Amazing detail and materials, but no direct sunlight and those greens and reds … it felt claustrophobic to me. I’d absolutely be interested in seeing it in person, though!
wow. I would be afraid to breath too loud in that house, much less relax.
My mind went to the dusting and cleaning nightmare.
Museum pretty.
It is certainly a display of taste. Whether it is good taste is another question altogether, I suppose.
I hope the shoot proceeds smoothly and with superb results!
Please, whatever you post, whenever is great.
Best, for all you’re juggling.
Ohhhhhh beautiful people, yes!!!!!! we are getting a face for Hugh
You are so good to us!! ☺️
So excited! And I just want to say thank you for the ongoing updates/extras you’re always giving us! It’s always a pick me up for me when you post! 🙂
I am doing the ‘I just can’t contain myself’ wiggles!
We can wait . Bad work week, but nice time with friends . We went out for dinner had nice time ,went home and got food poisoning . Only me,but was bad night. Ginger helped . And better today. So going slow and will be happy when you post . Ohhh can’t wait to see Hugh, always had trouble picturing him .
In my mind, he looks like the head of the bad-guy dojo in the original Karate Kid. The actor also played a TV cop, I think on Cagney and Lacey.
He’s a character actor that’s been in a lot of stuff. He usually plays bad guys, though.
That is actor Martin Kove; he was born in 1947, so he doesn’t look like he did in ’84. Found him on IMBD.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0184392/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t4
I’ve always pictured him as Henry Cavill, personally.
Me too, though with slightly longer hair!
Yay photoshoot. Does that mean we have a release date for BLOOD AND IRON?
Anne in Virginia
I can’t wait to see what you do this year for April Fools Day; it’s on Easter, too!
Wish I could have seen your face when you realized we thought you were serious about Hugh’s book. Priceless.
We will ALWAYS wait on your contributions.
I’m having a similar day, as evidenced by the fact that I didn’t realize until 3:00pm that it was A) Friday and B) I haven’t logged into the blog yet today {gasp}. Alas, no Innkeeper yet, but that’s probably good. I’d probably start reading and my boss would come in and I’ve no good excuse to give him as to why I can’t help him at the moment. Well, it’s a good excuse for me, but I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t see it that way.
So I’ll have to rely on chocolate to de-stress me until the next Innkeeper drops. Feel my pain.
If you share insider shots of the photoshoot we might forgive you 😉
Just kidding! Take your time, Innkeeper instalments are always worth waiting for! I am excited to see the Blood and Iron cover though so if you want to share a sneak peek we’d be very grateful LOL
in terms of bad things that happened this week, this is more of a delayed good/great thing, so I can’t be disappointed for the delay, just grateful that you are going to post soon. Hope you get to rest/relax on this long weekend.
What long weekend?
Presidents’ Day in the US. George Washington ‘s and Abe Lincoln ‘s birthdays are this month. When I was little, we got the actual birthdays off from school. Then they combined them, added all the other presidents, and made it a Monday off for a long weekend. Sometimes one or more other days off are added for an extra long weekend.
I’m a state employee in a state where we don’t have that as a day off. This is a regular weekend here.
A lot of schools in the northeast. used Friday as an in-service day, so for many it is a four day weekend
Always worth the wait! Thank you
Blood and Iron? I’m not familiar with that book. What series (if any) is it a part of?
Signed,
Clueless
Never mind… I forgot the site has a search engine. I didn’t realize Hugh’s book had that as a title.
Signed,
Embarrased
Here’s where my split personalities show up: Adult me is grateful and appreciative that we get to look forward to a wonderful free story on Fridays and am completely understanding that life happens. Then the is the member of Book Devouring Horde me – that sides says “NO! FEED THE BEAST”. Some days are just harder than others….
Try feeding the Beast chocolate; it will calm the Beast for short periods of time.
You are wise.
Chocolate with a cup of spiked latte in a recliner with 2 sleeping cats is working well for me. I’ll just get back to a reread of Clean Sweep.
Thanks for letting us know ?
Thanks for the heads up. I hope your day is a productive one, with as little stress as possible whilst doing these things.
I can be patient. *says through gritted teeth* Patient, patient, I am patient. *twitch, twitch*
🙂
I know the feeling.
“Dear Lord: Please give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!”
Late Sweep is better than no Sweep at all! I’ll wait. 🙂
Refresh, refresh, refresh
Way cool that you get to “attend” the photo shoot. Is this typical? I thought authors didn’t have much say in the covers. Or are you self publishing this one?
Pretty sure they said that Blood and Iron would be self-published.
Still good news! I am really intrigued to sew if I will like dislike Hugh any less.
Happy Lunar New Year Authorlords!
Thank you for the heads up. I’m glad I checked so I wouldn’t panic. Whew!
Take your time. No worries. You have enough going on with Hugh’s book. We’ll try not to go into withdrawal….too much.
Happy lunar New Year to everyone who celebrates it. ??
Thanks for heads up. I’ll save my tea and cookies till then.
Thanks for the heads up. Hope the photo shoot goes well. The covers are always great. Hope the meeting goes well.
Good things happen.
Priorities happen so good things CAN happen
there is no downside
What is Blood and Iron? What did I miss?
Hugh d’Ambray’s book. It started out as an April Fool’s joke, but the Book Devouring Horde wanted it anyway.
Well, I can’t say I’m not disappeared. I was hoping to read the next chapter over breakfast. But I totally understand crunch time. Now I have something to look forward to hopefully later today. Thanks.
Oh the suspense is killing me. According to Google it’s now Saturday in Texas. Here the sun is already going down. I’ve been really really good today and did all my chores. Perhaps there will be a present for Sunday morning breakfast?
I sympathise 😀 It’s almost 8 p.m here and I was checking the blog whole day 🙂
But I know it’s not even 1 a.m in Texas sooo I will patiently wait.
I appreciate yours and Gordon’s graciousness towards your fans. I know it must be like dealing with 2-year olds some days, okay lots of days. ;D
I am officially in withdrawal. ?
Please let us know how Kid 1 is doing in your next post. Wishing her well ? .
Bummer…
Saturday night and no new Maud installment.
Ah well.
Hope the photo shoot went great.
Appreciate all you do.
(Checking again)
Bummer…
After midnight Saturday, and I note that Ilona did qualify it with “if it drops”.
Still appreciate all you do (and write), and hope your holiday weekend is restful and restorative.
Maybe next week…
In far West Texas it is late
not by the flag pole and tower
On pins and needles awaiting my date
She said it is not in her power
I am not with pain or fraught
when she in verbal fashion is here
vampire swords better be taught
the bones she hews will cause their fear
Even while my date is late
we anticipate all the blood and gore
resulting from our vampires’ fate
and the horde asks for much and more
Nice, only San Marcos is central Texas, specifically the Hill Country. West Texas starts around Abilene and goes to El Paso.
Flagpole = Austin Tower = UT and Red Deer is not that far away.
Further West than Santa Fe, Denver and Cheyenne = El Paso check the longitude.
I have no idea what you’re intending to convey here. If you meant ‘out West’ in ‘Texas’, I apologize for assuming you meant ‘West Texas’, which has a bit more specific definition than ‘the western half of Texas’. West Texas calls to mind the arid plains around Abilene and San Angelo out towards El Paso, with Midland and Odessa being the high school football stars of the region.
Here’s an ‘alt country’ song that does a decent job capturing the way most of Texas see West Texas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq5rvQSv9Hk Or maybe it doesn’t describe West Texas so much as convey a feeling that describes the profound emptiness of the region. At least the emptiness I’ve always felt driving through it on Interstate 10.
As for the longitude, yes, El Paso is fairly far west. I don’t understand why you think that means I-35 (Austin, San Marcos, San Antonio) are West Texas.
The Texas Hill Country hugs I-35 from Austin to San Antonio and extends out west. So the western end of it could be called West Texas, but I don’t know what the Hill Country west of Kerrville has to do with authorlords or any of their works.
As far as I can tell from google-fu, there is no Red Deer, Texas, but quite a few hunting lodges with ‘red’, ‘deer’, or ‘stag’ in the names. One of them is out near Kerrville, which is the western end of the Hill Country. Of course, this has nothing to do with the suburb where Gertrude Hunt exists, because that is near Houston, if I recall correctly, which puts Kerrville on the wrong side of I-35 for that.
It doesn’t diminish the nice rhymes you compiled, though.
Red Deer is where Gertrude Hunt Inn is located.
I’ve been refreshing the blog every 20m in anticipation.
Glad to know I’m not the only one.
Wildfire (re-reading while waiting) – Leon shows up right before David Howling strikes for last time. So does that show tactics is part of his magic not just sharp shooting? Maybe sharp shooting is his passive field and in the Army (or Navy) he will be a great tactical commander?
Good idea!
I suppose that’s possible? I’m re-reading clean sweep whilst waiting
I re-read the edge series while waiting.
Just reread hidden legacy in between Saturday’s..
I wonder if there is a bit of pre – cog to Leon’s talent? Bug at first wonders if he is a pre -cog, he shows up in the scene you mentioned because ‘he had a feeling’.. I find it interesting that he is now the only Baylor who hasn’t gone through trials and hasn’t had genetic testing… Could there be a link to a pre cog we used to know? ( It’s a pretty obvious jump so I assume not).
I do hope this series continues.
Think about the Part where he commented on the Howling-uses-an-icechip-for-murder-situation…he comments on the finesse and tactics there too… I think he’s really more of a spy/assassin/hitman type of person. He might have a small covert team or a stealth unit though 🙂
But the aegis said Leon suddenly showed and said something bad was going to happen. I think that was his intuitive tactical sense. I think he can be more than an assassin. And he is a very outgoing personality. He would want to show off his magic (not low profile spy material). Personality wise, Bernard would be a better spy or assassin. Also, if Leon has a Tactical magic, could that be used in business?
Best wishes on the photo shot. 🙂
I can’t help it, I still hope it will appear in next few hours.
Can’t…stop….checking…..ahhhhhhhh
Me too, it’s torture ?
Going to bed now, hoping to wake up to a new installment – being seven hours ahead sucks!
Read everyone’s comments at least twice. Still can’t figure out Texas geography . It is very big . Sorry, geography not my strong suit .
Figure that if I wait patiently, sooner or later something will post. I will take anything, dog photos, tree photos , any new knitting !!
Sad ? so sad . Hope everyone is having a restful weekend. Cleaning out closet,purging . Back to closet now.
The comment section is starting to feel like a support group.
I’m waiting for the “8:13. Losing my will to live. My fingers are growing so numb, I can barely type this message.” type posts.
“Hello. My nick is RoadRunner, and I’m a Sweep-aholic.”
Heh. Ditto.
?
Sweep-aholic number 2!
What I want to know is, is being a Sweep-deprived Hordite a recognized disorder, because if so, I’ll check to see if my insurance covers it.
Your geography is sound. I’m talking Central European Time here – the hord spreads and conquers as we speak – bwahaha…
I also noticed something in the hidden legacy series. We aren’t sure what LInus Duncan’s powers are but I think he’s got the same power as Catalina – siren or a form of it. I noticed Nevada feeling warm and good when she’s around him AND I noticed that when Catalina showed her powers, she had a coppery metallic taste in her mouth and I noticed when she had coffee with Linus Duncan, she also has a “copper patina” taste in her mouth as well.
Hmm.
Ooohh. That would explain the Caesar-fanaticism of his followers… Nice catch!
I was kind of wondering if Linus was the sperm donor. I also wondered if he was once in love with Grandma Tremaine.
Oh that’ s a good thought! Victoria Tremaine’s sperm donor was formerly House Molpe and their Grandfather. So Linus Duncan could be their grandfather? Although, Linus Duncan is well-known so I guess maybe more people would be more aware of his family’s history and would know if he was former House Molpe….
I’m not sure about being in love. They seemed like they had a good friendship.
I thought the coppery taste had to do with adrenaline, or the aftertaste of adrenaline. The use of Catalina’s power, when they’d hidden it for so long, must have had the adrenaline pumping into Nevada. Also, the coffee with Linus was right after Nevada and Leon had been attacked by a fairly large force. I think it’s more Nevada’s physical reaction than anything to do with Catalina’s or Linus’s powers. This does not, however, preclude them having the same or similar abilities.
That could be it but what about all the other times Nevada has an adrenaline rush? I don’t think that detail showed up but then again, could just be a coincidence and I’m reading into too much detail.
WOW!
Good catch!
Rereading Clean Sweep & Soren’s daughter is named Renadra? But in Maud’s chapter 2 part 1 she is Alvina. Sorry don’t see a way to email privately –
Perhaps more than one daughter? In a warrior culture, a family that doesn’t have far more than a replacement number of children quickly finds itself replaced.
The time is now 9:03pm. I’m practicing my speech for tomorrow *refresh* and can’t seem to get a flow *refresh* started. *refresh, read all comments to see if there are new ones*. Still practicing *refresh* speech. *refresh*. Must step away from the *refresh* computer. *refresh* Good night all. And I also think Linus Duncan is “Caesar”.
Haha, same here. Finishing up assignments for school and can’t help but refresh this page every 10-15 minutes. I’m trying to be positive and tell myself that once this new update is posted, it won’t be that long before the next installment is also posted. Especially as each installment leaves one in such exquisite torturous anticipation. I’m so looking forward to Helen’s interactions with the vampire children and Maud’s first meeting of the Arland’s mom. Now (hopefully) there won’t be that long of a wait in between the two events!
The authors are so incredible (and generous)! Every new update immediately captures one’s attention and completely absorbs them into the Maud’s world of mystery and intrigue, only to be left hanging minutes later (at least at the speed I read) with even more questions and an even greater desire for more.
All hail the author lords!!
**Best of luck with your speech tomorrow!
Welcome to the support group thread. We see you and understand you.
🙂
I think Linus is Ceaser also. Mainly because of the comment to Grandmother Tremaine at the end when they are walking in the rose garden ” we do so hate to be bored ” !
I appreciate the welcome to the support group I need it! I am also a Ilona Andrews addict. In their many forms I have read and re-read and re-read ad infinitum.
Hey, my nick is Irvel,
and I’m compulsively checking time differences. I got up this morning aaand – no new installment, again! Realized it’s late night in Texas and the authorlords hopefully are deeply asleep and resting well.
On the other hand – it’s midmorning in Rostov-na-Donu – any chance that Ilona is keeping Russian hours???
Help!
Um, so the following is my way of giving support to our little Support Group. I’m sharing my thoughts in the hope that they might be helpful to some of you who keep checking back to the comments like me:
I think… that a new installment will not be coming. Until Friday, I mean.
Ilona wrote: “…the innkeeper, if it drops, will drop later tonight or on Saturday.”
She said “if.”
Since it did not drop later on Friday night, nor on Saturday, it might be… logical… to conclude that it will not drop at all now. (Again, until its regularly scheduled time this coming Friday.)
I was kind of hoping against hope, so I kept checking, but I think it might be best to not expect it until then. I’m putting myself out of my misery, in any case. If it happens that I’m wrong, then I’ll at least be pleasantly surprised.
(Basically, I was thinking about the fact that one definition of suffering that we induce in ourselves can be described as the gap we perceive between “What Is” (Reality) and “What Should Be” (Our Unfulfilled–and Often Unreasonable–Expectations), so I figured I’d reduce my suffering by closing that gap.)
I think the most reasonable thing is to expect a guaranteed inkeeper chapter this coming Friday. If it arrives sooner, great. If not, I can’t be disappointed because I’m not expecting it anyway.
(Also, fun tidbit for my fellow Support Group members: in psychology, the reason we fall prey to clicking obsessively and compulsively every however-many-minutes has to do with something called Intermittent Reinforcement. It’s kind of hardwired into our brains, and it’s one of the reasons for gambling addiction.)
Anyway, it’s been working for me. Maybe it’ll work for you, too. ^__^
Next Friday sounds fabulous!
Or they could have had some kind of family emergency, sick child, lost pets, acts of god, friends in need, edits taking longer etc.
The authors are good to us. Whatever they choose to spend their time on, they are entitled to it without any need for explanations. People should stop complaining.
S…tuff happens.
No need to collectively lose our minds over a soft self imposed deadline. I’m just gonna quote Desandra and say ‘cool your tits’ people.
Love the psychology though 🙂 no clickey clickey for me either lol
Next Friday sounds fabulous!
Or they could have had some kind of family emergency, sick child, lost pets, acts of god, friends in need, edits taking longer etc.
The authors are good to us. Whatever they choose to spend their time on, they are entitled to it without any need for explanations. People should stop complaining.
S…tuff happens.
No need to collectively lose our minds over a soft self imposed deadline. I’m just gonna quote Desandra and say ‘cool your tits’ people.
Love the psychology though 🙂 no clickey clickey for me either lol
Jae- I read it the same way… so I’m telling myself that since we didn’t see it already, it won’t be until Friday. That way I can stop refreshing the page every few minutes.
*refresh* I am just telling myself that there might be a chance to a double treat (chapter) this week!
The voice of reason. It’s time to reign in the inner child. *Stomping Of The Foot* and *Pouting Of The Lips*
What do you gather is the age of the collective soul of the BDH?
Actual or mental age?
Both?
From twelve to eighty but the hord gave us the ability to revert to our inner five years old and access the dreadful dark side of the love of books known as “I WANT IT NOW.”
🙂 My guestimate was four years old…
I think an approximation of level of maturity of our inner child when deprived of the next instalment could be ascertained by finding out what the *total number of the reloads* on the Innkeeper page was between Friday and today and dividing by zero 🙂
I am on a mountain right now, and i have spent the whole day trying to find somewhere where i have a wifi signal all day i have been refreshing this page like crazy so if someone could tell me if the innkeeper post has come out or not?thak you!
It hasn’t
Thanks ?
Extremely excited for Blood and Iron—just how will you make Hugh lovable? The sweet anticipation…
Ok inner child will only check twice a day. And hope Friday comes early.
Love all the info on Linus Duncan(siren). He does seem to have powers of persuasion .
Hopefully there will be book 4 and we will have some answers . Can’t wait for the 2 grandmothers to meet.
The psychological reason for continued refreshing is sound and I agree. Will try to listen to my adult superego and not to my inner child.
Will check late tonight or tomorrow.