We have some preliminary merch designs to show you.
Those above are mockups. But these below are an actual thing. Behold, the overly expensive entrance mat!
We are planning on testing it for durability. As you can see, the canine QC consultants are hard at work already.
Logan K says
Oooh, I’m evil enough!
Kim H says
These are really great designs! The Kohlegari (I know I spelled that wrong!) designs would be fun as a two sided print on a large mug. Though if possible, could the mugs and be extension the designs thereon, be dishwasher proof?
Moderator R says
Hehehe, kolovershi, very close!
Keera says
How fun! I am ready for Roman and the store!
Patricia Schlorke says
Thanks Mod R for the look at some of the merch. I laughed when I saw the t-shirt and the doormat. Glad to see the testers are hard at work for quality control.
Are we going to see the Roman quote that’s used on the main site page? I think Cherny would like it in the merch store. 😉
Moderator R says
Ilona shared the preview!
Yes, I’m filled with the horrible of my god will be a merch! The BDH asked, House Andrews listened!
Patricia Schlorke says
Yay! We really do try to be fluffy when asking.
Now, the greedy Horde is rising.
Dana G says
Ooooooh, can’t wait! That’s going to be awesome!
inge hitz says
wow cool design👍👍👍😍😍😍can‘t wait🤣😊😊
Silvana says
+1
jing says
getting very excited…..
Vinity says
Oh my!! I think this time the store opening will REALLY hit my wallet hard. LOVES
Sharla says
Oh, my! I’m really liking these… I’m usually resistant to any merch and just buy the books. But….
Thanks for the sneak peak!
Tempest says
Heh. Heh. The unwelcome mat. Introvert approved.
Maria R. says
+1 😈
Kim D says
+1
Lenore A, Villa says
No one has even plumbed the extent of my evilness.
(Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
Amanda P says
Brilliant!!
Roll on July!!
Hunting Guy says
I need the shirt for my 4 year old.
Savil says
forget terrible twos, we are deep in threenager. I need the shirt for him.
Sondra says
They look awesome!!! Waiting “patiently” to buy!!!
wont says
I wanted the doormat, but my husband didn’t get the point. 😔
Carla says
lol they are cute!
kommiesmom says
OOOH!
I want them all!
I may not keep all of them (I have adult children after all.) but I wants them, my precious, I *wants* them.
I especially like the kolovershi, but the unwelcome mat is just what I need for my new (to me) house.
Guess I’ll have to wait for it.
Thank you for the pix, Ilona. You have some real winners.
Waiting for “Sanctuary”…
Ryan says
Love it!!!!!
Wendy says
love it! go puppy testers!
Amateur Hermit says
I need this unwelcome mat so much.
Becky says
MEEEEEEEEERRRRCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!
CathyTara says
I am, evil enough!
Jean says
Love both t-shirt designs! And the canine QC department pictures! (I want to say Charlie and Nyke?)
Moderator R says
That’s right! 🐶
Liesl says
I’m already wincing and I haven’t yet seen the price on the Unwelcome Mat. But I love it. The shirt with just the branch and critters and no ‘evil enough’ might get me. I have a 4 year old grandchild. If the shirt has words, she wants to know what they say. There will hopefully be a Roman mug for my growing collection. I’ve been debating mug collection display racks on Amazon to show them off properly. I also need some replacement Kate stickers because they’re wearing away.
Moderator R says
There will be mugs 🙂! And stickers!
Surfergirl says
Will the merch be available in Europe?
Moderator R says
I cannot guarantee which items will be available regionally as that depends on the local vendors, but yes, the store will be open internationally 🙂
Mela says
That was my thought as well-the full tree with the critters but no “evil enough.”
People in my area would take it, ummm, badly. But I would know inside..😄
Merch is one of my best treats!
Inese says
Omg, I Love both! My poor wallet though…
Any chance the mat can be super absorbent?
Amy R says
Oh yes. Buying all the merch.
kat says
WANT the unwelcome mat!
SoCoMom says
Yaaassss! Eagerly rubs hands and wa*ts for more …
Cheryl M says
Oh, yes! Love them all. I agree about a mug idea, and the QC consultants are adorable.
Kate says
My sister is going to Bali next week and I actually heard myself saying, “Selfies or it didn’t happen!” That would work on a T-shirt too.
Elaina Roberts says
I need two of those unwelcome mats. One for me and one for my daughter’s new house. I’m not sure I care how much, just gimme!
Tori says
*grabby hands*
Love the merch!
Mary Cruickshank Peed says
I want one. well I want 3. one of each.
House DeMille says
aw I love the kolovershi! they’re so cute!
jewelwing says
So awesome! I foresee trouble getting through…
Nancy says
I like them all. The dogs add so much to the picture.
Amber says
I’m in love!
Kirsten says
Ohh a black shirt with white print would be pretty cool!
Becky says
I second that idea
Rene O says
Love both!
RT Boyce says
I love the kolovershi! (Even though I probably spelled that wrong) They are cute, odd, rumpled, perky, and the artwork style is charming.
For the unwelcone mat, I kinda wish the ends of the posts visually connected with the flames. I mocked it up and it makes everything come together.
Moderator R says
You spelled that just right! 😊
njb says
Cute!
Barbara Swanson says
oh yeah, grandkids are going to love it.
Rohaise says
Ohhhh. Can’t wait.
Oracle22 says
Oh these are wonderful! For years I’ve been telling people that they’re mistaken when they describe me as “nice.” They have no idea… Now I’ll have the T-shirt to prove it!
Bea says
Do the shirts come in children’s sizes? I need a couple for my family of little terrors!!
Sons says
Sorry-I’m a smartass and am just imagining you taking your littles somewhere wearing these shirts and calling them your personal kolovershi (hopefully I’m making you laugh but apologize if joke landed wrong?)
Becky says
I love them!! I will so be watching for when they go live.
Lisa Allen says
Love it!
Bookworm says
I’m wondering how concerned my family/friends/children’s therapist (speech etc) will be if I have the Unwelcome mat out. LOL. Still going to buy it.
Jenn says
The count down clock has so many days to go…. What fun merch! Thank you for the preview!
Kate Thompson says
Love everything and want it all yesterday but since I have no choice, I’ll try to be patient … try.
I know the quote is “you’re” evil enough, but maybe I’m evil enough would be fun?
I will definitely want the unwelcome mat unless I need a mortgage to buy it.
Stephanie says
I told my partner that I’m getting the the unwelcome mat, but that I understood if it was only allowed out during the Halloween season. : D
/\^..^/\
Lynn says
Nice! An inside mat to go with my “Go Away!” outdoor mat.
Brooke says
I absolutely love these! Id love a boyfriend hoodie with the shirt design. 🙏 but will be happy if I can smag a shirt. by chance do you guys have an estimated timwline of release of stuff and pricing. I know itll be a ball park estimate but I want to try and set. money aside so I dont miss put this time!
Moderator R says
Hi Brooke,
The store will be opened for the release of Sanctuary, which is on July 31st https://ilona-andrews.com/featured-release/ . From previous experience, it will remain open for approximately one week.
You can have a look at pricing of items even when the store is closed https://houseandrewsmerch.com/ – it will be comparable 🙂
Patricia Schlorke says
The Horde will be like the kraken Kate blew up when she was trying to get to the Farm. The site buying eases, then swells with buyers, and eases again, and so forth.
Susan says
Will the international store be open ?New Zealand ?pretty fluffy please
Moderator R says
Yes 🙂
mdy says
I had a little giggle when I noticed the scorpion in the Unwelcome Mat design, especially when I think back to your stories about encountering those critters.
Love the tree and critters in the “evil enough” design. Would you consider having a small single critter only (with or without the tree branch) as an option? Was thinking something along the lines of how some sports polo brands have their alligator or polo-player-on-horse as a small image over the left chest.
Moderator R says
😀 I think Ilona is ahead of you there, possibly. The little one moddled on Eeyore was requested separately from the graphic designer.
mdy says
Squee! I’m excited
mdy says
I meant to add — I really like the one that has their back turned; there’s a real “You’re beneath my notice” vibe to it. haha!
Lisa says
****squeeeee**** GRABBY HANDS!!!
Sivi says
so you know that gif with the child running around over excited and screaming stuck in the loop until tiredness hits?
please insert that here for my reaction to the above post 😂
Kate says
that mat will be very effective for keeping out vampires!
Michele G says
Squeeeee! Give me …,, err please ❤️
AK says
I WANT!!!!
Anna says
Can we pre-order ? I WANT the unwelcome mat, whatever the price ! Shipping overseas to France possible ?
I love the kolovershi tree, but I usually avoid any and all text on shirts. Could it be an option ?
You managed to get me over my usual aversion to merch… congratulation on that very real feat.
Anna
Moderator R says
Preordering is not possible, we’ll have to wait for store opening in July. The mat will be available in the UK/EU store and the US store, as the regional vendors carry the option.
I will make a note for design without text 🙂
Lisa Lenox says
I MUST HAVE IT!! (The shirt with the cute evil things.)
Carole says
I was really hoping for “I am pissed off and filled with the horrible/terrible love of my God”.
Moderator R says
This is not all of the merch, just a couple of previews 🙂. That design is included too.
Patricia Schlorke says
Yeah, I asked about that too.
Mod R to the rescue (with some help from Cherny). 😉
Donna says
Love these! A 3/4 sleeve length sleeve on the Tees would be great for those of us whose upper arms are less than attractive.
Leslie says
Take my money!! Take it!!! 😅💵💸
Ann C says
Love it! Can’t wait!
Marilyn H says
Love the “I am evil enough” shirt. Hope they come in something other than white and ecru. My water will turn them an ick brown (hard well water).
Moderator R says
Yes, this is just a sample preview 🙂. There will be black and navy colour with contrasting white design too 🙂
Carrie says
I really hope you’re shipping to Switzerland. I usually don’t by merch but I absolutely love the shirt and the welcome mat.
Misty says
I read the comments for the first announcement of Sanctuary merch too late to comment. However, I’m very excited for the unwelcome mat. I’ll need a few. I do really like the idea of being able to purchase iron-ons, or even buy a file to print our own iron-ons, as I am an unusual size as well. 1 size too tight and the next size up too big. I have a winter jacket that I made; it would look awesome with a HA design. Actually, I have so many things I’d like these designs on (denim). Whether or not this is possible I’ve already started saving for the store I need more of your coffee/tea mugs, stickers, and magnets [even though my kids say I bought enough last time] 🙂
Nean says
Merch is like books. The horde is never too much. 😈
Carmen says
Love, love, love!!! Any chance of a V-neck T?
Brightfae says
Squeeee! I’m not usually a squeeer, but. It’s so exciting to see Roman get his due. Almost as good as getting to do the wedding. Yea, HA!
Yoanna says
Omg, I love these! I want one from each, please! Maybe two of the unwelcome mat, for just in case, you never know.
I wonder would it be possible to ship to Europe, for example Bulgaria
Moderator R says
The mat will be available in the EU 🙂
Felicia says
Very cute.
Nean says
I would love to see a sticker version of “you’re evil enough”. 😉
I am readying money for the unwelcome mat. Fingers crossed for international shipping options.
Mary Beth says
OMG I love the unwelcome mat.
(And I’m definitely evil enough.)
Frances says
I have had a really rough week and clicked on the blog while desperately hoping the interwebs could provide a ray of light during a short work break. Goal Achieved!!! The Unwelcome Mat and kolovershi turned out to be exactly what I needed. Because of course as a card carrying member of the Horde, scorpions and flames and evil critters = ray of sunshine.
Ericka says
Yay!
I’m evil enough! I can get testimonials if I need to!
Briana says
I may need to get the unwelcome mat for my cubicle at work.
Sons says
You are my people!🤣
Sara B. says
Late request after I mulled on it overnight … kolovershi pet dishes … saucers for cats, bowls for dogs … ? Love the art examples in above, great designs. Evil enough is definitely being purchased for someone.
Also, fleece sweatshirts that have straight bottom (instead of the banded bottom that make me look like an egg w a rubber band around the widest part). Long-sleeve tees?
An says
+1 on long sleeve tees NOT in white/ecru ; would love a LONG sleep tee with long sleeves (keeps the mosquitos off) with a BIG pocket for a hankie (patch or “slit in seam” pocket) Evil enough or other fun quotes
An says
forgot to say 100% cotton v-neck please
Aerinen says
I love them so much!!
Char says
So wonderful! I am saving $$. A tote bag that says “congratulations you are evil enough” would be great. The t shirts are wonderful to.
Thank you for the work!
Penelope27 says
I love overly expensive welcome mats! Thank you 😍
Alana C. says
Already planning to get that doormat!
GG says
I realize this may not be possible, but I don’t really have much use for mugs with less than 18 fl.oz. capacity.
Would mug(s) of 18 or 20 oz. capacity be possible?
Lisa says
I 💯 want the unwelcome mat 😍😍😍
Asabí says
Love it all!
Margaret says
Tshirts – gimme,gimme, gimme
We have 4 dogs, would be happy to test door mat 😆
Regina says
Wonderful merch!
We get to wear graphic tees to work, so I was wondering if the tee shirts will be offered in black, or Navy? White and light colors don’t work for me for splashy coffee reasons….
Moderator R says
Yes, there will be black and navy options with contrasting white design 🙂
Debbie says
Love these so much!!
But almost 3 months until the merch store is open? Waaaah.
I’ve been having serious merch shopping withdrawals…
I need a new BDH sweatshirt, Kate world merch, and now all the Roman. Any interest adding a ball cap? With a kolovershi critter?
Or something with Hugh’s, “Put down that cow”? Still cracks me up, even after reading for the nth time.
Thank you, thank you for sharing these. And for the merch store opening. I’m sure it is more of a nuisance administratively for HA, but we appreciate it!!!
Ruth Hart says
Love it all!!!
Bernerlb says
I would love that shirt if it came in a dark color.
Moderator R says
There will be dark colours, this is just a small preview ☺️
Judy W says
Love the T-Shirts! I wish they would be available in V-neck and yes I am evil enough.
Terry says
Just wondering if there will be other T-shirt styles? I am not a fan of the dropped sleeve style shown.
Love the kolovershi!
Thank you for your patience with this trying-to-be-fluffy horde member
Moderator R says
Yes, this is just one sample preview 🙂.
Sue L says
Thank you for sharing the previews – they’re great!
I, too, need kolovershi in trees or on tree limbs without the quote. The reference to anyone’s evil would not go over well in most of my social/work circles.
I promise to keep Roman’s guidance close to my heart, though!
Glad you’re healing well, Ilona. I often need a bland beige-food diet and it gets carb heavy & boring.
A gut-friendly alternative for me is the flesh of a baked sweet potato mixed really well with baby food pureed carrots (for moisture and nutrition), garlic powder and salt. A little butter is good if you can tolerate it. Sounds strange, I know, but it tastes good & is easy to digest.
Thanks again to HA & Mod R for all you do. The BDH may feel like a bottomless pit but we love you so!
Ed says
I showed my wife your design for the t-shirts and she loved it. She asked if you do produce the shirts please have a v-neck as a possible choice. As she says a regular neck was not designed for women with breasts. When it does come out mark us down for 2 shirts, one v-neck and one regular. This design screams to be on a t-shirt.
Ed Bunyan says
First line should of been, I showed my wife you design……
Definitely need an edit button here for idiots like me.
Moderator R says
Fixed 🙂
Sue says
Wish the little critters were in color! Love the shirt! Perfect!
Charlotte says
I really look forward to when they are available 😀
Jackie says
Oooh I hope those shirts are super soft, I could live in that!
Christina says
Even though I am evil enough, I gotta have one of those door mats!
Ona Jo-Ellan Bass says
I want the unwelcome mat! I’m not sure I’m quite brave enough for the t-shirt.
Michelann Quimby says
Just take my money. We are selling our house, so I had to get a new boring doormat. my husband was distraught that it was not the Roman doormat so I promised him we could have one for the new house
Layla says
Any chance of a V neck for that T shirt?