Hi everyone, Mod R here.
Today, per release week request, I bring you a quiz which will determine which Sweep of the Heart spousal delegation you belong to. Also per request, it contains puppies.
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The results will sort you into one of the 6 most Horde-popular Alien species. As usual, this is for fun and must not be taken as a clinical personality assessment. If you have any complaints, please address them to First Scholar Thek, The Great Tree, Baha-char.
Temple of Desires. Okay. I can see it.
YAY advent week of Book Release
An acolyte twin! Can I get you something? Or should I just leave you alone?
Me too. Anything you want?
Me four! *waves*
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Higgra- despite not being a cat fan, the explanation makes complete sense ???????? This was fun, thank you ????
I always find that the people who don’t like cats much, are very catlike themselves. Which makes sense if you think about it. It’s competition ????.
Yep. They tend to be stereotypically catlike, which is not necessarily the same as actually catlike.
I am deeply and personally offended by this ????
+1
Somehow I commented in the wrong place. My result was Temple of Desire
I’m surprisingly an acolyte. Balance is crucial to living.
+1
Temple of Desires!
Me too!!!
Well, I qualified as team jazz fins…
I wanted to be on team jazz fins!
Jazz fins here, too. Which is sort of fitting for a Pisces. (Just don’t tell them that I adore sushi, ok?)
Another Pisces here who is evidently a closet Oombole. Jazz fins FTW!
And another… ????
And Another!
And yet another! So so funny!
That’s hilarious. What are the odds?
Another. And I love Sushi too 😉 Even took part in a sushi making course once.
well, what else would a fish eat but other fish, raw? (seaweed, diatoms, are krill and plankton fish?)
except sushi is seasoned, normally with vinegar, rice. sashimi is raw fish.
Jazz fins rule! except they’re not into conquest. Never saw that coming ????????
I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised that I’m team Jazz fins. I immediately visualized the Oombole fainting after the fight. .. I can’t stand scary movies. My family love watching the Walking Dead. I told them that if Earth ever had that happen, I wouldn’t even survive for 1 hour. I would be one of those ‘ugh!’ people who literally freeze physically/mentally when scared. Eh. I know my shortcomings.
+1????
me too ????
#TeamJazzFins ????????
Yay for being an Oombole!
Yay me too, Team Jazz Fins.
Dang, Mod R, you’re spoiling us! You’re a beast! Thanks for the hard work!
This is the best week ever! Last night was super fun. Thank you House Andrews. Hope you got enough sleep, Mod R!
Well, I ended up with Lady Wexyn.
Team Temple for me as well.
Same here. I suspect most of my friends would be rolling around on the ground laughing.
And I just went back and did it again, going with a second option on a couple of questions that were tough to decide on the first round, and *still* got Temple of Desire. This is just going to be my little secret.
Temple of Desires! 😀
Temple of Desires! I’m so happy to be associated with them!
Thank you, Mod R and House Andrews!
Harmony prevails!
+1
Vampire… RIPPER CUSHIONS!!!!
Temple too!
Temple of Desire and so so happy abt it
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Cool, powerful, smart and oh so balanced. Good to go!
Please don’t tell my fellow Vampires that I love them. So very happy to be amongst my people. (And a bit surprised that was my group.)
#TeamVampire
#Team vampire!
Really surprised to be TeamVampire.
#TeamSurprisedToBeTeamVampire ????
Ditto
Yup, me too. But on the plus side, this means we get all the ripper cushions – right?
Vampires rule!
Team Ripper Cushions
Team Ripper Cushions unite!
yes! my brain went straight to team ripper cushions rather than team vampire!
Ripper cushions and swords!!! who wouldn’t love us 😉
Same here. How did that happen?
+1
Apparently I’m a very subtle vampire because I didn’t know I was one.
Wow! That IS subtle.
#teamVampire vaguely surprised but I’m comfortable behind my solid wooden desk, cleaning my syn-armor.
Many thanks @ Mod R. Btw those dang beavers.
I was surprised to be team vampire ????
No one ever expects the
InquisitionHoly Anocracy ????♀️Ha ha
#TeamVampire
Team Vampire – yes!
#team Vampire!
I am!
Sorry, MoD R. I keep replying to dancing fish. ????
I really try not to be too feudal.
oh well, you got me #teamvampire all the way
apparently I’m team vampire too! never saw that comming… but given that I love the ripper cushions, guess I’m home
Mwahahaha! An Acolyte of the Temple of Desire! Heck yeah!!! Thank you Mod R for the fun quiz!
+1 ????
I got Temple of Desire. Which I find hilarious I didnt trust them one bit until I got the book to finish the story. If Im being honest I still dont ????
Ah! Same result as you, and had the same feeling while reading, glad Im not alone! Lol
Not mad at the test results thou, if I think about it, it kind of makes sense.
+1 to all this
that was fun.
That was fun, thanks! I randomly picked three times and was sorted into three different categories, none of which I would probably have picked on my own. Hehe!
this is delightful, what a fun brain break from my day 🙂
Ok, I did NOT see that coming. I’m Temple of Desire.
Woo hoo! Temple of Desire, here.
Higgra.
Why am I not Teh Beaver?
(Great quiz, thanks!)
I’m a kitty too
There was really never any question. Kittens FTW!
#TeamPrettyKitty!
Yaaaasssss!
I was actually surprised even though I’m wearing pajama pants that look like Cyanide’s fur as I type this.
I was really surprised myself too!
I’m allergic to cats and love dogs….
but I am a leo who is very Leo….
Kittens rule the world!
Go team Higgra!
KITTEHS UNITE!! (Like thundercats, but better!)
Kittehs ARE manifestly the best. Duh.
Higgra here too. I can kinda see it, as they didn’t seem too much fazed by much.
Vampire woowoo!
A Vampire! Yayyyyy!
Is most everyone getting temple of desire? Incidentally, I did too.
I wonder if it says something about the personality of the horde as a whole ????
Dayamn, I was thinking the exact same thing!
The BDH strives for balance 😀 . Allegedly hehe.
Balance only as long as it involves a giant stack of HA books… well stacked and perfectly balanced of course! Lol!!!
#Team Temple here too.
Empathy, love, and support run strong among the Horde. Well the book devouring kind.
I think the statements for the temple of desire are the “most”positive, normal & flattering (and not insane like some of the dushegrub options). It would be very tough to have to come up with general “positive” traits for people to choose that will land us in some of the esoteric/odd delegations…
I had the most fun matching each of the “answers” to each delegation.
personally, I think it’s the puppy question 😀
Yea, nurture and love of course!
Urinary awareness for the win ????
Yeah, no peeing on your fellow neighbors. ????????????
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+10000
Loved that!! Temple of desire, not a shocker lol
Took it twice. I’m a vampire. (I am a firm believer in Ripper Cushions, so that tracks.) Ok, then.
I’m going to focus on developing my host of titles: Devourer of Books, She Who Tortures the Froshlings, Defender of the Oxford Comma, etc.
But I can TOTALLY hold my coffee.
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here, here!
yay Oxford comma!
Another vampire here, Death to the Hated Oxford Comma!!!
You will pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and (someone find find me a wise and witty third adjective) hands.
Ink-stained?
Oxford comma and The Chicago Manual of Style.
Ok, evidently BDH Vampire Houses are going align along Oxford Comma lines. 🙂
Then subdivide again over whether or not to double space after a period.
#TeamVampireOxfordDoubleSpace
Yay team #TeamVampireOxfordDoubleSpace! I’m totally on board!
+1 I’m too old and Lord Soren-like to change now.
No double space!! ????
Hmm, slightly unexpected to be Vampire, but – double space? Arghh! Absolutely not!! Perhaps Vampire is my team after all ????
OK, this is even more hilarious than all the Pisces turning out to be Ooomboles.
Uhhhh…
Is
‘#TeamVampireButWhatExactlyIsAnOxfordComma’
an option?
Right there with you????
lol -snap.
#TeamNon-GramaticalVampire
The Oxford Comma shall remain, through history, the stalwart container we must support.
Ever try NOT to use it? Feels bad!
I have gotten Higgra <3 I have no one to share that with but the horde.
So I’m the only Dushegub in the comment section?
Thank you Mod R, I knew I had it in me!
It’s like admitting you’re a Slyterin, few have the courage to own it ????
nope me too. no regrets ????
Temple of Desire, I can live with that! Fun quiz, thank-you
A mighty Higgra!!!
This was a lot of fun, Mod R, you’re the best!
ModR — will you let us know where you landed?
All moderators are Automatic Dushegubs.
(Which differs from the Semi-automatic Dushegubs by the fact that we don’t need to eat only one comment at a time.)
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Oh, wow. Alright. I like that, lol. I got the Temple of Desire~
Very fun. Thanks Mod R. Temple of Desire with some Cyanide thrown in there ????
Oomboles! I’m a fishy fishy fishy….
Fun! I’m in Temple of Desire! Who’d have figured?
Otrokar :DDDDDDDDDD
I knew by the crush answer I was doomed.
Me too! Scrolling through the comments we seem to be rare!
Vampire….. by my sword lol
Vampire, baby! Working on reaper cushions.
Totally Temple of Desire, now which sub temple I would be in don’t know. Although revenge is always fun
temple of desire!! much fun! Thank you!!!
Mod R, you’re the best! As always great fun.
I, like many, ended up in Temple of Desire.
I think I may go back and choose random responses and see how I do!
Thank you!
So who would be the saint patron of Fuck Around And Find Out?
Hmmm…my vote is definitely Saint Olga of Kyiv. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev
No one puts Olga in a corner!
I read the link! St. Olga had her husband’s murderers carried in their boat to a trench she had dug the day before and had them buried alive. Go Olga!
Whoa she did not fool around!
Oomboles forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jjajja
Very fun!
I had to read the clown colege answer twice, we don’t have them here, but it’s a great insult!
Thank you Mod R, I’m a Fish.
okay, I’ll take the Oomboles. Jazz hands!
I’m a Vampire. I get the ripper cushions!! Yay!!????????????
Pour some coffee in your whiskey because it’s Ireland somewhere. Bwa hahahaha!!
I love these quizzes.
Barsa! Barsa, barsa, barsa!
I hope this is not considered a spoiler… no context unless you have completed reading/re-reading Sweep of the Heart.
Temple of Desire. Yep
Wahahaha I’m loving this ???? I have absolutely no idea why mine came up vampire, I was really expecting Oombole, but I had a blast ???? Thank you!
Well, they are both interested in safety and security, but from completely different angles hehe.
Oooooo – that is actually a really interesting explanation! ????
Heh heh. Temple of desire, huh?
Hmm. Temple of Desire. Ok then.
I like going back and seeing what happens when I pick other options: Eat the dog, become a tree…
Temple of Desire!! What a surprise, not what I expected, but an honor it is!
Expected anything but 😀
Thank you, Mod R, for all the hard work and doing the quizz – just intrigued my wife with the next Innkeeper Installment (am bringing her into the BDH fold this autimn)!
Temple of Desires. No big surprise. HAHAHAHA!
Yay! Team Vampire! Let there be ripper cushions!
Team Jazz Fins! I wasn’t surprised though ????
Sup sibling! ????????????
Temple of Desire!
Temple of Desire for me too!
Temple of Desire – very funny if you knew me.
Temple of Desire, whoa that is a lot of responsibility. I may have picked ambitious and aspirational answers. I’m gonna go back and do more realistic ones 😛 Thank you Mod R!!!! This is super fun!!
temple of desire. not what I wanted but I saw the writing on the wall
Joining my friends in the Vampire delegation!
Come to the dark side, we have Oxford commas ????
And swords, maces, bucklers, and ripper cushions!
Omg this is the best! Love a quiz! Only thing that could top this is a Bachelor AITA Reddit entry blog
“I (M/O/27) have bought my girlfriend’s (F/H?/unknown) freedom from a bunch of homicidal trees and now she’s taken control of my Tribe. AITA if I try to return her on the sly?” ????
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OMG LOL
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I got Temple too. I thought I would be a cat person but I was pretty scrupulously honest and didn’t throw it that way
Yep, Temple of Desires are me.
Thank you, that was fun!
Surprise surprise, I got Higgra. Well, everyone who knows me thinks I’m part cat as it is…
I’m with the Temple too. Go Lady W! ????
Temp,e of Desire ????. Well, I’m a Scorpio, so we’re big on revenge!
We Scorps know what’s what ????
Yes, we do. Temple Twins.
Same. So really not surprised.
Temple of Desire. I’ll take it!
Temple of Desire. Though the Dushegub answers were amusing.
Hey, ModR, does that quiz keep a count of what everyone ends up being? I’m really curious to see the composition of the BDH.
Oh dear I hope not as I just took it six times to get all the possible answers ????
Me too. I had to know which 6 made the list!
Shouldn’t matter as long as you did all 6. You canceled your own votes.
Are you trying to sneak statistics up on us? ????????????
Gotta keep an eye on you Temple of Desire types. You’re sneaky.
Pfff, Vampire all the way – the mighty House Oxford Comma salutes you! ????
I could but right now I’m all peace and harmony. 😉
OMG love this quiz. Thank you Mod R!!!!! I am mighty Higgra. ????
Temple of Desire in the House!!!!
Yay! Temple of Desires!!
Heh.
“Pardon me whilst I interrupt your attentions, oh, mighty Higgra. Some people may think you’re aloof and selfish, but you just have strong boundaries, mercurial moods and a penchant to express your love by torturing the lucky people you’ve picked as your favourites.”
Yeah. That totally works!
Temple of Desire. at least I am not a murder tree. ????
I must have balanced out my “I don’t need a weapon.” and “try me” answers because I got Desire. I am about balance – I prefer the carrot, but I’ve got a big stick too!
I agree ????????
Vampire….
Loved the Beavers!
Thank you Mod R!
Fun! Thank you!
I’m with the temple of Desires.
That was fun., thank you.
Glad I’m not afraid of Beavers!
#TeamFish !!! ????????????
I did not think I would get vampires. I love it.
That was fun!! Thanks Mod R!
I am with the Temple of Desire which makes me happy since I was Team Wexyn from the beginning. ????
Me too! ????
Temple of Desire. Who knew?
Apparently, I’m a vampire… who knew?!
Whee! Fun and unexpected! I need to hunt upcoming diaphanous veils now.
ok, I’m definitely snickering at my quiz results. Thanks for the fun!
Oooh! I got Temple of Desire
Higgra. I call that a win!
You just sorted a 72 year old CPA into the Hope Crusing Horde. However I do have horses.
Oooooh, otrokars have been rather elusive so far hehe, so yay, someone on their side!
Age has no meaning, The Horde is a state of mind ????
I do battle with the IRS but the sales tax people are the toughest
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Temple of Desire,
#ladywexynatw
I answered the questions honestly and ended up with the Temple of Desire. Having thought about it for a while, I can see why – but it was truly a surprise.
Team Vampire.????♀️????
I will not required to talk to First Scholar Thek, but i will not mind going to Baha-char
Such fun, thank you Mod R!
Very happy to be in the temple contingent –
I wonder if there’s a temple from which I could participate in the upcoming Holy Anocracy Oxford Comma schisms …. Bring it!
House Oxford Comma welcomes all allies to our righteous, noble, and sacred cause.
“House Oxford Comma” made me snort ????
All hail the Scribes of the Holy Anocracy!
Oooooo where do I sign up? I would be willingly, eagerly, and enthusiastically defending the stronghold ????
ROFLMAO! Sabrina grrl, keep polishing those titles!
Ha hahaha, heeheehee, Woot!
I saw what you did there with the What is love query – I giggled and my head started twitching to the side like it’s a night at the Roxbury.❤️
wow!! temple of desires on the first try. yay ???? this was a treat thank you ????
Vampire. deadly but loyal
Hope crushing horde. Boom!!
Temple of Desires….that’s kind of unexpected
Team Higgra! My 6 cats approve wholeheartedly! ????????⬛
Temple of Desire – what makes you think I need a weapon?
Thanks for the very fun quiz. I was late in warming up to Lady W but evidently we’re on the same squad!
I’m not sure how I ended up in the Temple of Desire Maybe, I went to Zen with my answers but I’ll take it. I think work should have naptime because who couldn’t use more sleep?
Higgra! LOL
Off topic- Anyone know if House Andrews will be attending SDCC 2023? trying to plan my cosplay and if there’s going to be an IA wait line or event I’m 100% going full BDH.