This came through the contact form. I believe it was probably put together by some algorithm, but it is so bizarre, I had to share a couple of paragraphs.
Message Body:
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It keeps going. O_o It’s like the proverbial monkeys on typewriter who eventually will write Shakespeare.
I don’t think, maybe, that I’d want to read hundreds of pages of it. Ilona gave us the best.
One hopes it’s done by algorithm if not the typer is very disturbed. Sad that people waste the time to do such things. Hope you don’t get any more.
Spammers will mail out an image for you to click on. Behind the image are a collection of words (“alt-text”) to get past spam filters. This is an older approach, but it certainly looks like that. Obviously, with a comments field or text only email engine, all you get is the weird text.
I am in awe. Long time ago I would get terrible headaches from watching the flickering screens from old black and white movies. Reading only three or four lines of that flickering mish-mash almost brought those headaches back.
I don’t understand the point of sending something like this, are they trying to scam you? Are they trying to hack you? What does it do?
All I can say…Oh my heckarooni, but it was funny.
I confess, I had to skip at least 3/4 of the gibberish in order to remain partially sane. That is totally crazy! Sure hope it was a crazed robot!
That was hilarious! I’m sorry you got spammed, but I laughed my ass off. Epic!! Thanks for sharing 😉
Reminds me of, “All your base are belong to us.”
That was so bizarre.
What?!
I think I might have to try re-reading this from the bottom of a bottle. Also, can someone explain all the “redacted”-s?
KOO D’Tah? Mr. abSureditty? I kinda think those are both brilliant. Sure, it’s spam. But those are almost worth it.
With so many random caps in it I half expected it to be a strangely coded message. Very weird stuff.
I read it outloud to my husband. It had an odd sense of ryhme like hipster poetry.
If its algorythym pulling random words and phrases tigether from other comments etc, Donald Trump is so heavy in the ether, he made his way into the last paragraph of the algo