Apparently, there was a typo in the latest Kate Daniels novella announcement. We are so sorry. Here is the new cover for your enjoyment.
This is in reference to several readers mistakenly typing Magic Clams into the search bar of their retailers and then being puzzled why they couldn’t find it. A surprisingly large number of you did it. Thank you for the chuckle, guys!
Siobhan says
OMG LOL
And I would STILL buy it.
Conlan stumbles across the magic class while playing pirate, snacks, and finds they enhance his power such that he accidentally claims Wilmington. So much for the low profile!
Fareeda says
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Debi Majo says
Cracked me up!
Michelle Ritterhoff says
I demand that a funny, but short story called Magic Clams should be written.
I’m just kidding, I would never demand anything of you. The two of you work hard to give us these amazing stories, and as an avid reader I’m grateful.
I wouldn’t complain though.
Oona says
What would magic clams DO? Lol.. asking from ignorance!
jewelwing says
Probably not the same as magic oysters…
Patricia Schlorke says
Or magic muscles. ????????????????
jewelwing says
There used to be a common bumper sticker in Baltimore:
EAT BERTHA’S MUSSELS.
If they were magic, that would explain it.
Bill from NJ says
They would create huge piles of ooze in certain neighborhoods and live it in, and if anyone tried to take through the ooze to eat them they would squirt jets of fluid that smells like a gym locker after a year. ( was thinking of the clams that if you walk in a tidal area squirt).
Either that or clams that attack seafood places as an army and eat the patrons with cocktail sauce and lemon, or for Italian restaurants linguini with people sauce.
though in reality probably would just make sure their muck is thick and the water always very cool and full of yummy things to filter, they are mellow.
Ani says
Maybe there will be Magic Clams in one of the books … in a side note … 😉 lol (and then we will all know and remember how those came to be …..)
Martha L says
I love it.
Siobhan says
Ironically, I didn’t notice autocorrect turn clams to class.
Leah C says
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Sleepy says
I never noticed this typo but this is hilarious xD
well, in time honored tradition of Warlord’s Price, you know what you have to do HA!
Kim D says
Pffffffft! Thanks, I needed that laugh.
Patricia Davis says
come on now. I think you were just trying to see if we were all bots!!!!
I cannot imagine the amount of work this is created for you, but please be laughing because I know that BDH would love a unique copy collector item with misprint!
Amanda P says
haha I never even noticed bur like the new cover ???? ????
Lee says
Cackle, snort. I laughed so loudly my cat woke up and is now giving me the stink eye.
AmyG says
+1 My partner stopped their audiobook: What?!?
kIm Hurt says
Apparently some people need to have a busier life. Cover is nice
Tempest says
Yes! I know we’ve all been waiting for the clams to have their moment.
Sjik says
Seconded. After all the clams have been through…
AmyG says
It’s a shell of a good joke! I would SO buy this!
Carol says
Glad you made the correction, my gout may have prevented my reading this…
Mimi says
Perhaps a recipe that Orro gave to Luther to give to Kate now that she lives at the coast?
Karen O. says
Maybe magic clams should have some kind of glowing ☢️ pearls that would solve the energy crisis (and be safe to use because they are magic!). Vehicles would run on a single pearl and a strand of them could power a building!
SoCoMom says
Magic clams to fight magic kraken, just sayin’ …
dclewis55 says
Magic clams gang up and eat a magic kraken. As a snack.
Joan says
Thank you for the laugh!
Laura says
Now I’m imagining a story involving magic clams… Maybe a slice-of-life from the Mercenary Guild? Wouldn’t that be a wacky ticket? ????
Patricia Schlorke says
Maybe the magic clams are what the baby kraken ate while swimming up the river before Kate blew it up. Or they could be what the mermaids and mermen were gathering for Aaron before he went bye-bye. Or they could be what the Farm could possibly gather for future food. Maybe the Order would cook them and have them with lemon?
Thanks for the laugh. The cover for Magic Clams is nice. 🙂
Alex R. says
Now we really know why the kracken … cracked up ????
Zaena B says
Great Cover!!! ???????????????? Sorry, just had to laugh! I think we’ve all been there before…
Simone says
I’d read that! ^___^;;;
Moderator R says
In the well established tradition of Magic Sees a Bird 😀
Tantris says
HAHAHAHAHA…so good.
Maura says
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Gaëlle from France says
Oh God !!! Mwahahahaha !!! ????????????
Lara says
bahahhaha if Kate found magic clams they would be carnivores or make magic pearls that explode or create portals to other dimensions.
Judy Schultheis says
Snicker, chortle, guffaw!
njb says
Omg that’s funny! Thanks for sharing, I needed the laugh
Pat Roos says
All of this is excellent fun!!!
Wendy says
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Julene says
Amazon Canada is broken, I think.
I took a snippet (attached), I put in Magic CLAIMS and yet it still gives me clams for some reason.
Thanks to ModR, who sent me the correct link, but I dunno……maybe the Amazon search engine has had too many caesars?
(hmm, maybe only Canadians will get my joke, see it’s about a drink that has clam juice…)
Cindy W says
Now do Magic Bits and Magic Buns 😀
Tink says
That sounds like the start of a new BDH title game.
Unfortunately, all I could come up with is Magic Wiz.
Although if you titled one Magic Mic then you might get some new readers if they mistype the movie name.
Sara B. says
Magic Mik, Magic Bits, Magic Buns — it all kind of hangs together (no pun was intended). Thank you for the funny – working from home today, and I snorted which made the cats look at me funny.
Now thinking of recipies .. the Chowder of Invincibility, the Ceviche or Awesomeness,
Tracey says
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Proud Bookworm says
Hehehehe!
Mary says
LOL!
Janny says
I did this!!! So confused by what Amazon showed me (I’m in Australia, so didn’t use your click through links).
But the Facebook comments from other BDH made my confession hilarious
Tink says
At least it wasn’t Magic Oysters. Are oysters supposed to be aphrodisiacs? Party!!!!
Rhoda says
I feel we now need to have BDH Couwder recipe
Mary says
Question. Why is it called Year Two, Wilmington? This is only the 2nd story of them in Wilmington, so why year 2? Also do happy that a 2nd story is coming!!!!!!
Moderator R says
Hi Mary,
Where do you see the title as “Year Two, Wilmington” please? 🙂
The correct title, as displayed by retailers and the website, is Wilmington Years (Book) 2, but if you have found the incorrect format above, please send a link or screenshot at modr@ilona-andrews.com. Thank you 🙂
Bobbi says
It’s in the Happy-Friday blog: https://ilona-andrews.com/2023/happy-friday/
Ilona says
Bobbi, the name of the series is Wilmington Years. Plural. So Wilmington yearS 1, Wilmington yearS 2, and so on.
Moderator R says
I don’t see “Year Two, Wilmington” anywhere ????
DebbieB says
It’s 47 day to April 1st!
Claire M says
Ha! Brilliant, thank you for sharing and the laughs.
Catlover says
Today has definitely been a Monday. Evidently I added the “i” and missed the “clams”. That is pretty funny though, good for a giggle!
Sam says
Hahahahahahahaha
PamC says
Dude.
Best Belly Laugh all week!
Thank you!
AmelieOriginal says
Well Kate and Curran did move to the NC coast so now they can have all the magical clams they want lol. I can’t remember if Curran is partial to seafood (probably not as a werelion) but didn’t he accidentally eat magical apples without knowing when he stole some apple pie from Kate’s fridge? I can’t remember what book this was but I always thought that was so funny.
Moderator R says
I think it happens sometime between book 2 and 3, at least it’s definitely referenced in book 3, Magic Strikes! ???? Julie is very mad at him for stealing Kate’s food hehe.
SoCoMom says
Laughing so hard I am crying! I want this cover to go with the Hello Kitty t-shirt that someone put on Rogan for HL #2. Y’all just made my day!
Patricia Schlorke says
Wouldn’t it be funny if Curran found a Hello Kitty t-shirt in with all his other t-shirts? ????????????
Dawn Emerson says
OMG – that is hysterical!!
So so excited to see Kate and Family back and developing a whole new community! Loving Conlon and how he is developing as an intelligent and critical thinking youngster.
Curran has developed a bit, too, and is still protective of Kate but has settled into confidence of her abilities to handle her own s*~t, which he was not in the previous books. Their relationship has matured and developed, and I love it.
All the feels, and kudos and appreciation to House Andrews!
Maria R. says
Oh my Word!
Magic C l a m s
Those pesky mollusks ???? burrowing into our book searches.
Thank you for this Monday giggle. Okay I’m back to mundane house chores.
Kate says
LOLOLOL.
But now you’ll probably end up writing the story to go with that cover. I’m picturing a family dinner going horribly and hilariously wrong.
Debra Hoffmaster says
Magic clams…you guys could work with this….
Jennifer says
That gave me a chuckle. I loved all the parts with Orro and the koo-ko in the Innkeeper series, and now this makes me curious as to what kind of story House Andrews would write regarding magic clams.
On another note, I just realised that I am part of the BDH since I’ve been reading and buying IA’s books since Magic Bites.
Moderator R says
Definitely of the Horde! One of us! One of us! ????
MichelleD says
Edit:
{One of us! One of us! ????}
Rah, rah, rah, cis, boom, bah,
Something, Something, Something
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Pompoms!!!!!!!!)
MicheleMN says
Thanks! Now we need a cross-over story about how Kate or Conlan supplies magic clams to Orro!!!
Marcia Sundquist says
rflol
Jean says
Drat! I’m allergic to all the magic food stuff – mushrooms, and now, clams.
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Ctl says
That’s just your body’s natural defense against bad magic.
Sherri says
Magic Clams is what you serve before the Magic Entrée.
AP says
Busted! ????
Still… take my money, I’ll buy it! ????
Jean-ann Stump says
I don’t care what the title is as long as it comes out on the 13th. That’s my birthday. But even if it doesn’t it’s still a wonderful birthday present.
Bill G says
Zooterkins! The Beast Lord is coming!!!! It’s every bivalve for itself!!!!!! Whatever, a new Kate book has me happy as a clam.
Lee Greer says
So, the cover looks a bit clammy. That’s ok, I love clams. Apologies to J. Hart, but how many clams for the new book? I still have my day job. Wait I retired 7 years ago. However, the economy required me to return to work a year ago. We needed more clams to survive. Ok, gonna stop & clam up. Just one more thing. I really, truly love & enjoy all your books!! Keep up the great work guys!!
Sechat says
Were your hands clammy as you typed? (teehee)