Sweep of the Heart

Welcome to Gertrude Hunt!

We are so happy to see you once again. Your innkeepers, Dina Demille and Sean Evans, will see to your every need. No matter what accommodations you require, the inn will oblige. Physics are not an issue for us. Our Red Cleaver Chef is delighted to impress you with his culinary mastery. Rest assured that your safety is our first priority.

Enjoy yourselves, relax, and above all, remember the one rule all visitors must abide by: the humans must never know.

Sweep of the Heart is a free serial novella set in the Innkeeper Chronicles featuring Sean Evans and Dina Demille. New Chapters are posted every Friday.

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Quiz- Which Intergalactic Bachelor delegation do you belong in

Moderator R

December 15, 2022

Hi everyone, Mod R here. Today, per release week request, I bring you a quiz which will determine which Sweep of the Heart spousal delegation you belong to. Also per request, it contains puppies.

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SotH Quiz- Which Intergalactic Bachelor delegation do you belong in?

You've made it to Gertrude Hunt for the spouse selection, but which of the 6 most beloved alien species from Sweep of the Heart are your accompanying brethren?

1 / 7

If you were a superhero, you would:

Have the ability to control people’s moods

Be undefeated in battle.

Be unchanged. I’m already the best.

Have a really cool gadget suit

Be the patron saint of “Fuck around and find out.”

Kill. You die.

2 / 7

Would your crush choose you in a room full of people?

They will once I unleash my dance moves.

I don’t wait to be chosen. I’m storming them as soon as they walk in.

Who cares. I chose me. That’s what matters.

Ew. Why am I in a room full of people?

Always.

Query: Crushing? Statement: I’m good at crushing. I crush everyone in the room. Do you wish to discuss.

3 / 7

What would you do if I gave you this puppy?

Teach it urinary awareness

Raise it as a mighty battle hound, forged in the sound of the war drums

Hissssssssssssssssss, dogs.

Train it to be loyal and protective

Nurture it, for if pure and selfless love exists, it’s in the heart of a dog

Eat it.

4 / 7

What do you fear most of all:

The predatory mindset. Live and let live, I say.

Bad omens from the spirit world

Fate dealing me a bad hand.

Dishonour.

To fear is to die over and over. Attain balance and you'll only die once.

Beavers

5 / 7

Pick a weapon:

My empathy. I wield it against all my enemies, until there are only allies left.

My friend group. We have a very particular sets of skills. Skills we have acquired over a very long history. Skills that make us a nightmare.

Disdain and sharp insults. Incidentally, do you have a formal clown college education, or are you just a savant?

My sword.

Oh, aren’t you sweet. I don’t need a weapon.

Murder weapon.

6 / 7

Best way to declare your love:

“I will always soothe you”

“I will fight everyone to be with you”

“I will allow you to give me attentions and aggravate you more than I aggravate anyone else.”

“I will always keep you safe”

“I will love you best of all”

Query: What is love? Proposition: Your beavers don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me at all.

7 / 7

How do you a relax after a long day?

Exercise until the endorphins kick in.

Riding my horses or out on a hike.

I don’t need to get relaxed. I stay relaxed. Nothing is worth troubling myself.

Being cosy in the safety of my safe house, my feet safely up on my moat lever . Pour some coffee in my whiskey because it’s Ireland somewhere.

It changes with the rhythms of my needs. Balance is not always obtained with the same formula.

I plot.

The results will sort you into one of the 6 most Horde-popular Alien species. As usual, this is for…

Continue Reading Quiz- Which Intergalactic Bachelor delegation do you belong in

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Quiz- Which Intergalactic Bachelor delegation do you belong in

Moderator R

December 15, 2022

Hi everyone, Mod R here. Today, per release week request, I bring you a quiz which will determine which Sweep of the Heart spousal delegation you belong to. Also per request, it contains puppies.

367

SotH Quiz- Which Intergalactic Bachelor delegation do you belong in?

You've made it to Gertrude Hunt for the spouse selection, but which of the 6 most beloved alien species from Sweep of the Heart are your accompanying brethren?

1 / 7

If you were a superhero, you would:

Have the ability to control people’s moods

Be undefeated in battle.

Be unchanged. I’m already the best.

Have a really cool gadget suit

Be the patron saint of “Fuck around and find out.”

Kill. You die.

2 / 7

Would your crush choose you in a room full of people?

They will once I unleash my dance moves.

I don’t wait to be chosen. I’m storming them as soon as they walk in.

Who cares. I chose me. That’s what matters.

Ew. Why am I in a room full of people?

Always.

Query: Crushing? Statement: I’m good at crushing. I crush everyone in the room. Do you wish to discuss.

3 / 7

What would you do if I gave you this puppy?

Teach it urinary awareness

Raise it as a mighty battle hound, forged in the sound of the war drums

Hissssssssssssssssss, dogs.

Train it to be loyal and protective

Nurture it, for if pure and selfless love exists, it’s in the heart of a dog

Eat it.

4 / 7

What do you fear most of all:

The predatory mindset. Live and let live, I say.

Bad omens from the spirit world

Fate dealing me a bad hand.

Dishonour.

To fear is to die over and over. Attain balance and you'll only die once.

Beavers

5 / 7

Pick a weapon:

My empathy. I wield it against all my enemies, until there are only allies left.

My friend group. We have a very particular sets of skills. Skills we have acquired over a very long history. Skills that make us a nightmare.

Disdain and sharp insults. Incidentally, do you have a formal clown college education, or are you just a savant?

My sword.

Oh, aren’t you sweet. I don’t need a weapon.

Murder weapon.

6 / 7

Best way to declare your love:

“I will always soothe you”

“I will fight everyone to be with you”

“I will allow you to give me attentions and aggravate you more than I aggravate anyone else.”

“I will always keep you safe”

“I will love you best of all”

Query: What is love? Proposition: Your beavers don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me at all.

7 / 7

How do you a relax after a long day?

Exercise until the endorphins kick in.

Riding my horses or out on a hike.

I don’t need to get relaxed. I stay relaxed. Nothing is worth troubling myself.

Being cosy in the safety of my safe house, my feet safely up on my moat lever . Pour some coffee in my whiskey because it’s Ireland somewhere.

It changes with the rhythms of my needs. Balance is not always obtained with the same formula.

I plot.

The results will sort you into one of the 6 most Horde-popular Alien species. As usual, this is for…

Continue Reading Quiz- Which Intergalactic Bachelor delegation do you belong in

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