
Happy Monday! We have topics, and answers, and anouncements.
This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me
SPIEGEL Bestseller
We have many topics to cover today, and we will begin with happy news. This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me is a bestseller in Germany.

We are delighted and are very grateful to our German readers for taking a chance on Maggie. Carlsen have been so amazing to work with. Check this out.

Graphic Audio
We are planning a GA adaptation but it will be a couple of years before it will become a reality. There are contractual exclusivity periods that ensure that GA adaptations do not conflict with the traditional audio.
Sales and Spoilers
TKWNKM is officially six months old. This generated all kinds of speculation regarding sales, including the forensic accounting level of sleuthing on Reddit. I was so impressed, I broke my no Reddit rule and left a comment.
Short version: we are optimistic that TKWNKM has done well, but we will need to see a royalty statement before we can celebrate.
Also, how in the world did you guys find out that the book went into a reprint? Did I mention it accidentally somewhere?
Mod R reminded me that we permit spoilers at 6 month mark, so an official Maggie Spoiler Filled discussion thread will go up sometime this week. You will be able to ask questions in the comments, and we will do a follow up answering what we can.
Maggie the Undying #2
Copyedit
This Redacted Will Not Redacted Me has been accepted, reviewed, and sent to the copyeditor. We are delighted that Bailey Harrington, who copyedited This Kingdom, will be returning to save us from ourselves again and can’t wait to dive please don’t give us this manuscript back right away. Please. We beg you.
Audio
“Readers are very anxious about the publication queue and whether Kristen Sieh will be able to narrate Maggie 2″
Tor Audio, who have been awesome to work with, have already reached out to Kristen. Both she and the audio director have agreed to return to the sequel.
::loses all professionalism for 3 seconds: OMG OMG OMG! Kristen is coming back, yay! Giant exhale of relief.
Odds and Ends
London 2027
We are working on a plan to get to London in summer of the next year. We also have an EU tour shaping up that summer. Right now we are hoping to stick close to the original time frame, because we are scheduled for all sorts of stuff. So if you were planning to see us, unless weirdness happens, we will be visiting UK. More to come when we have firmer dates.
Spanish AI Mess
“Spanish Hidden Legacy audiobooks new release is using Virtual Voice and the BDH are VERY unhappy”
What fresh hell is this… Okay, so these titles are released by Harlequin Iberica, and we have a very limited control here. Our only recourse is to write a strongly worded email, which we will do as soon as I am done here. More to come.
Vellum and Store
So for reasons I detailed privately to the 140 people who are still waiting, we hit a delay on vellum fulfillment. This just came in. They are promising it will be in my hands by noon.

If they did not mess this up again, then we will go straight to order fulfillment. Once again, my deepest apologies. This was a harsh lesson in printing supplies’ shortages.
Once these orders are out, we will reopen the merch store. We know that you are waiting to make the holiday season purchases. We also have a winner who is still waiting for their shopping spree. My apologies. I want to make sure that the store is cleaned up and ready, and I am afraid to do this while we still have vellum orders pending.
Outstanding Items
If you emailed us, if you reached out and have not heard back, please email again.
This was a very busy year for us. The final wordcount for TC… oops, almost messed up, Maggie #2 is at 239, 973 and is likely to go up a tiny bit, because we cut a lot and the two people who have read it prior to cuts informed that they were sad some stuff was omitted. It is 1,054 MS Word pages long. For comparison, TKWNKM was at 191,045 with Acknowledgments and extra format stuff.
It’s been 4 months of extremely dense labor. The last two months were filled with 12 hour work days. I apologize if your email went unanswered. We are catching up on all the book requests, letters, etc. now.
What’s next?
Give us a week to breathe, and we will figure it out.


First?
Update first!
yay
I can’t be first I am in England!!
what’s next? I hope it is a well deserved vacation!
Steve promises to behave. . .and if not, I’m sure Mod R will manage the mischief.
I’m super excited to ask more questions about TKWNKM.
Good luck with all of the stuff going on, and I hope you manage to get some rest.
Take your time to breathe! We adore you, and you deserve it. Thank you so much for such a comprehensive update. Also, my vellum arrived, and it is gorgeous. Both sets (thank you, booster pack).
Oh my goodness that image of Steve is PERFECT!
Thanks for all your hard work, the DBH appreciates every bit of it! And also we will be so so chill while you take time to rest and recover. We don’t want our joy at your expense!
I assume we all hope you get a break!
the final word count for TC… oops……
noooooo- so close. 🤣 oh the speculation you could have set off. 😁
My immediate reaction too. Let the rampant speculation begin!
Congratulations for This Kingdom doing so well, it is an awesome book and deserves all the love!
Please enjoy your rest!
TC! TC??? Has nobody else noticed this in the penultimate paragraph???? “This Castle…”??? “This Crow-riding C******…”??? “This Cowl-covered Cohort”???…
Aaaagh!
(Note from Ilona – we cannot use this word on the blog, sorry. 🙂
Mwa ha ha 😀
PS. You did not do anything wrong, it’s just that our system has blocked words filters.
Me too!! This crisis? This Calamity? This Crazy? What could it be?!!
Simply some friendly torture to keep us on our toes….
and looking up all nouns with C…
Oh yes, put extra scenes back in! They are already written! We’re begging!
YES ALL THE SCENES!!
We want it all, the better to devour it. We want it now as well, but will try to be very fluffy and understanding about timelines…
I’m even willing to bake another batch of brioches feuilletées to help with the general fluffiness. That way, I also won’t have as much time to re-check the blog every 5min…
This Court Will Not Crush Me?
Gahh!! Kristen is coming back!!!! Yayayayayayayay!!!! She was phenomenal!!
You both are amazing and we are so grateful for your brilliant, creative minds! Thank you for all your hard work. It doesn’t go unnoticed or unappreciated.
I think Court is too overplayed right now, but it might work.
Better than me reading this list and checking for words that fit https://capitalizemytitle.com/nouns-that-start-with-c/
EU tour? Are you stopping by in the Netherlands perhaps? 🙂
Please can we have Steve West or Shane East for dual narration /GA
YEESSS ALL THE WORDS!! ALL THE PAGES!! YEEESSS!!! SO EXCITED!!
Thank you so much for your hard work! 12 hour days sound miserable 😬 Wishing you strength and patience with the store opening
T”C”WN”*”M… LET THE SPECULATION BEGIN
Phew! Wow great update!! AND TCWNCM??? oh my brain
Where did the second C come from? 😀
Because the first book’s title contains two Ks, it follows as the night does the day that the second one must contain two words with matching first letters in those positions. I believe that’s one of Mark Twain’s rules for writing.
This Country Will Not Ruin Me????
Here’s hoping you are planning to stop by Denmark in your EU tour next summer 🤞🏻
Hoping to still catch y’all next year in the UK, if I have to brave other parts of the UK I will! Thankfully our trains are (not at all) reliable.
I agree with my Spanish Horde brethren. A bad AI reader can ruin a story. Quote dot dot dot quote completely drove me away from what was a really cute story involving twin children deciding on a new coparent. When I described it to my sister, she noted that it would’ve driven her crazy.