Are you ready? We are ready. Preorder links for This Crown Will Not Rule Me We will add to the links as the retailer websites populate. If you don't see your favorite book retailer above, please search their catalogue. Hardcover, ebook and audio formats are all available for
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Maggie 2 Revealed: The Great Sushi Heist
As you know, House Andrews have been keeping certain details about Maggie's next adventure under the strictest secrecy, at the behest of their publishers. Unfortunately, with all the flurry of activity here lately, someone has failed to properly secure the dryer vents and well...Sushi has been
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Trick or Treat Giveaway: We Have a Winner!
Happy All Hallows Eve, Devourers! The ghouls are gathering for the Monster Mash, the vampires are getting ready to feast, and our Random Number Generator has reached into its cauldron to conjure up a lucky winner. Drumroll, please... Congratulations, Katie! You've got a very special
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An Errand on the Mountain
“I don’t see why I have to come, Mother…” Katorna vi Sumnir took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. Sensing her mood, Rage stomped up the mountain trail, driving her hoofs into the ground with extra force. Windrush noticed the older war mare’s warning and widened the distance slightly.
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A Proper Update: Many Topics
Happy Monday! We have topics, and answers, and anouncements. This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me SPIEGEL Bestseller We have many topics to cover today, and we will begin with happy news. This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me is a bestseller in Germany. We are delighted and are very grateful to
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Good Morning
The first editorial pass of Maggie #2 has been turned in to Tor. This was a gargantuan amount of work. We are probably not going to do that again. We will need to manage our time better in the future. We will now wait to see if Tor accepts this manuscript. Phew. Very tired. Going to take the
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Guten Tag, Maggie!
German-speaking BDH, deutsche Maggie has arrived! Officially, the German edition of THIS KINGDOM WILL NOT KILL ME from Cove Verlag releases on September 25th. Unofficially, no one keeps Maggie in a corner! Copies are already making their way into readers’ hands, and the hardcover is
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Vellum Placing Odds
SPOILER WARNING: We will going to be talking openly about This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me characters and plot points in the comments. If you haven’t finished the book yet, consider this your affectionate BDH nudge of encouragement to do it and come join the Horde party. Come back when you’re
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Survive, get fated
We’re coming up on six months since the THIS KINGDOM WILL NOT KILL ME release (woohoo!), so today we’re borrowing a little inspiration from Cute Knight to discover where the Horde's (sometimes questionable) choices would lead you. There are four questions. Pick the image that appeals to you most,
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Midnight Whispers TKWNKM Edition Reminder
Friday Edit- now both signed and unsigned editions are sold out. Tomorrow, Friday September 4 at 11:00 am ET, the public access will be open for the Midnight Whispers Special Edition of THIS KINGDOM WILL NOT KILL ME. There will be a banner on the Midnight Whispers website with the title as
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Medieval Breads and Time Sink
This post includes recipe videos, so if you are reading through email, it might help to read online instead. People often ask about research: how does it happen, what does it look like, and so on. Authors do research some very strange things, so I thought I would share a small snippet of this
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Maggie’s Midnight Whispers Box
Remember how there was one more mysterious This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me Special Edition Ilona mentioned a little while ago? Of course you do, because the Horde has asked about it every day since. Guess what's just been revealed on the Midnight Whispers website? Our girl! And she is a
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