I overslept, and my day started with an outraged cat. Over the past few days, a road crew has been working on the street next to our house. They are repaving it. The road is closed, and Gordon observed the workers having heated words with a driver of a delivery truck this morning. We might be
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This Kingdom Gives Away Vellum Overlays
We have beautiful overlays from Helena Elias, and today is you chance to win a set. We made you this video explaining what the overlays are, so you have a chance to listen to me in my Sell Products Online era. If you are reading this in your inbox and can't see the video, here is a direct link
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House Andrews at the 2026 Columbus Book Festival
Another occasion to see House Andrews live!Ilona and Gordon will appear as Featured Authors at the 2026 Columbus Book Festival in Ohio on July 11 and 12, 2026. Hosted by the Columbus Metropolitan Library Foundation, the festival events will be held at Main Library, 96 S. Grant Ave, and in the
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Snippet Wednesday: the Glamor
Pressida grimaced and unhooked a small barrel secured to her saddle. Her Andican mare gave the barrel a derisive snort. Pressida had tied her on the other side of the log, well out of Keraengle’s kicking range. “That is what I love about knighthood.” Pressida pulled a knife out, pried the lid off
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Art & Zoomies
Happy Monday, BDH! A couple of quick updates to start the week. First, for everyone asking about purchasing the commissioned This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me artwork: If you are looking for prints of the character art, Helena Elias’ store is open and she has a special Ilona Andrews
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Fake Store
Our store has been cloned by a scam artist. Meaning it has been copied in its entirety and reproduced elsewhere. It is down now thanks to the quick action by the registrar and vigilance of the BDH. Unfortunately, in the age of AI it is very easy to copy sites. This will happen again. The
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This Kingdom’s Cast of Characters
By popular demand - I wonder if other authors get so many demands, heh - here is the Cast of Characters. This is a basic version. You will have to wait until Maggie's site, the app, or the Companion to Kair Toren, for the images version. This thing is hyperlinked and should be spoiler free. Not
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Maggie Zoom Q&A and a bit more
Happy Friday, everyone! Yesterday, we read about Maggie going on tour and witnessed some of the excitement of being able to see Ilona and Gordon live. But not all of us could be there to ask our questions and give them our love. So now we're fixing that: Maggie Zoom Ilona and Gordon will
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The Tour and the Lists
The tour began on March 31 at BN in Arboretum at 5:00 pm. We came in a little early, were led to the back room, and shortly after they brought us out. We follow the nice bookseller to the signing space and see 200 people. And they all go, "Yay!" except that there is 200 of them and it sounds more
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UK Cover Correction
Okay, so I screwed up. When UK sent the packet listing the editions, the wording was slightly confusing. This is the regular UK hardcover. This is the International HB hardcover. It is my fault. I did not confirm. The pack of promotional materials made it seem like this was the regular
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Bonus Scene: Not A Hair On Her Head
No book is ever long enough for the Book Devouring Horde! House Andrews gifted us a little more. This bonus scene is safe after Page 438, last scene of Chapter 40 of This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me Lady Maggie. Doran jogged up the steps to the curtain wall and passed through the keep tower’s
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An Accurate Stelka Guide to the Humans of Kair Toren (Character Art Roundup)
You asked for an art roundup guide to the main players of Kair Toren. We’ve put our best agent on the case. Please don't tell her any spoilers in the comments, they belong here instead. The art will be available as bookmarks, vellum inserts, and other goodies in the merch store when it reopens
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