House Rogan: Wash your hands? Why? Who even uses hands for touching or fetching things?
House Pierce, cracking knuckles: What’s the temperature for this crap dying? 140F? Take a deep breath.
House Etterson: The problem with poisoning, I mean sterilizing the house is all the damn dead bugs that keep falling on the floor from random places.
House Harrison: Dogs can’t get it, right? Bunny, bring the groceries inside, please.
House Jiang: Nothing a pressurized jet of water won’t fix. Everything in the house in waterproof anyway.
House Madero: If I can’t see it, it’s not real.
House Montgomery: Finally our crime scene clean up crew has a chance to shine. You too may hire them to sterilize your living space. Please see our website for details and a personalized estimate…
House Kazarian: Did you know that winged scorpion cats have corrosive saliva? It only takes a swarm two hours to lick every surface in the house.
House Baylor: Wash your hands. Everyone, wash your hands and don’t touch your face. Have you washed your hands? Go ahead, lie to me. See how it goes for you.
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Looking at the unknown houses makes me wonder about new characters, hmmm ::happy vibes::
P.S: Covid-19 watches Lenora Jordan. She stares at it. The virus determines “this body we should not trespass” The end.
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Perfect!
Love it
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Soooo good!
PERFECT !!
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Teeheehee!! Thank you!
Thank you! Loved the different House views. ????
Thank you, Ilona Andrews. I ROFLOL. We are sheltered in place during a really nasty storm and I was laughing til I was leaking. Atypical weather for this time of year here but as local weatherman pointed out this year no El Niño or La Niña effects. Probably House Strum. Grin. Thanks again.
Love, love, love this!
Thank you so much. I needed this today.
There will be ripper cushions !
That is funny, too!
House Madero made me lol.
That one took me a second.
“Madero. Madero? OH! The lunk heads!”
Thanks for the upbeat post. Smiles go a long way!
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I REALLY needed this today. Facetime with family isn’t as satisfying as warm hugs & kisses.
Stay safe, stay well.
The best. Thank you!
Thank you!
This is so cute! Thank you ❤️
Made me laugh hahaha thanks, we all need some kind of mood lifter 🙂
Awesome! Thank you.
Loved it! Just what I needed while ” social distancing”.
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This is Excellent!! Thank you!
Just what I needed. I need to gear up and go grocery shopping and am not looking forward to it. I just keep saying this too shall pass. Thanks for the funny stuff
Same here, I’ve been putting it off but now I have no choice, must go tomorrow. My 10 yr old has decided to eat healthy and we are out of her lettuce and kelp aka kale. Lol
Ahahahahaha, omg, this is pure gold – LOVE IT!
Thank you soooo much for this laugh, ehehehehehe 😀
Ha ha, thanks for the much-needed laugh!
Lol, yes!!! Thanks for the House advice. Can you imagine if they were all quarantined? Which house would go down first from in-fighting? ???? House Baylor is pretty cohesive but not so sure the rest would do so well during quarantine ????
I think Madero would go down first since they don’t believe the virus is real. They would break quarantine and get infected.
House Rogan would have Nevada trying to calm Rogan down and his mom would say “listen to Nevada, dear” before bashing him over the head with a soft cushion.
The others would depend on how well they got along before quarantine. 😀
LOL thank you for sharing!
Thanks for this – it was perfect.
Love it!!
I laughed. I haven’t done that in a while. Thank you!
Love it!! Thank you!!
Thank you for the levity!
Thank you!
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Thank you for that!
I needed this! Thank you ????????
I love this! Thank you.
I hear “ripper cushions” in my head and think of Helen whenever I see or hear the word repercussions now.
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“If I can’t see it, it’s not real”????????????
Are we surprised ? No ????????
I love this! House Madero totally cracks me up!
Laughter, the best medicine. Thank you!
House Sagredo: We are immune.
And House Madero made me crack up. ‘MURICA
Hahahahahaha – Thank you! After this morning where our kitchen switches won’t work (the breaker has a problem? and finding an electrician to come over will be FUN) – this was perfect! Now I can go back to planning class discussion.
Just saw this. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.
Thank you, I needed that. Stay safe, you two are one of my favorite authors.
So good. Always a great read. Thanks
Anne
I read laughter strengthens the immune system response so thanks for the laughs: vitamin c!
Unfortunately dogs and cats can catch covid19 from humans. Plus of course the owners naturally stroke their pets, then you see and greet the dog/cat, touch your face, touch something innocuous, spread those invisible virus water droplets. . .
I really miss saying hello to all my neighbourhood dogs and cats on our daily exercise, but it’s not recommended at present so I’ve been strong. Even though it’s bloody hard when they recognise me all happy and waggy and sad puppy eyes. Except the cats. The cats just give me evil looks and stare at me. Cats *shrugs*
Thanks for the funnies, we need it!
Thank you for a much needed and appreciated giggle during this time of plague and uncertainty. Seriously, what’s the number for Montgomery? ????????????
Lol that was perfect!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Thank you.
This is great! Thank you!!