House Rogan: Wash your hands? Why? Who even uses hands for touching or fetching things?
House Pierce, cracking knuckles: What’s the temperature for this crap dying? 140F? Take a deep breath.
House Etterson: The problem with poisoning, I mean sterilizing the house is all the damn dead bugs that keep falling on the floor from random places.
House Harrison: Dogs can’t get it, right? Bunny, bring the groceries inside, please.
House Jiang: Nothing a pressurized jet of water won’t fix. Everything in the house in waterproof anyway.
House Madero: If I can’t see it, it’s not real.
House Montgomery: Finally our crime scene clean up crew has a chance to shine. You too may hire them to sterilize your living space. Please see our website for details and a personalized estimate…
House Kazarian: Did you know that winged scorpion cats have corrosive saliva? It only takes a swarm two hours to lick every surface in the house.
House Baylor: Wash your hands. Everyone, wash your hands and don’t touch your face. Have you washed your hands? Go ahead, lie to me. See how it goes for you.
You know… I just realized how different your Brain works from ours. Your See something and make a Story out of it. Your brain death is probably our normal ????
I love Denise’s comment! It is so true, and why we find your stories so engrossing and fascinating.
Thank you for the giggle!
So great to have something to make you smile – thank you! ????
Your awesome weird makes me grin. Thanks.
That was wonderful! Nice to see the Texas Houses are contributing to the effect. (Snicker)
Wonderful. You have a knack for making me smile even in these dark(ish) times.
but you missed one out…
House Andrews: Make sure all the pets go through the chemical drench before coming back inside the house. The children? Yes. The go through the drench too – AFTER you’ve burnt their clothes…
Laughing sooo hard right now. Thank you
Amazing brains you two have. Laughing. Big breath release.
I really, really love this. Thank you ????
So now I’m wondering… what would House Duncan’s response be? House Ade Afe’fe(hope I spelled that right)…. House Sagrado (cue the Mission Impossible music)? So many possibilities! Wish I was creative enough to come up with one 🙂 Thanks again, re-read just for the chuckle and to brighten up my day! BE SAFE EVERYONE. Keep your spirits up!
Yes, you made me smile. Even chuckle out loud. Everyone ran to my home office to see what I was up to.
Thanks for the giggle.
For everyone who is stressed out. http://Www.HamiltonBooks.com has hardcover Magic Triumphs for $5. I just got 7 craft books, under $30 and $4 shipping. Way less than that $50 class that keeps getting cancelled! Just scrolling through and looking is very relaxing, very zen! Just thought I’d pass it on.
Thank you for the small and short mental diversion!
Loved this, So funny ❣️ But house Harrison and Bunny should be careful. The virus started with animals in “wet markets” in Asia. Now a tiger in the Bronx Zoo, N.Y. tested positive after his handler tested positive. So we don’t have enough information to know how it crosses species. Think rabies, for example. There aren’t enough tests even for humans right now, regardless of what P.R. the government puts out. People who are sick are being turned away from testing sites after less than 300 are tested each day, to try again tomorrow. So I’m sure the tests aren’t available at your local vet’s office. Glad it’s not the werewolf virus.
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House Sagredo: makes fake instagram post of them looking gorgeous in casual clothes while “suffering” in their million dollar house:
This was a vacation to read this! Clearly the creative juices are full steam ahead! Yeah!!
Thanks!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Ever since this story post came out and I read it, it comes back to me at the oddest times. I smile and laugh every time it does.
Great job House Andrews!!!!!!!
Thank you! I needed this pick-me-up. Waiting for your next book is painful so I’ll take any new scraps I can get in addition to rereading some of my favorite books by you, again. 🙂
Thank you! Love how your brains work. Hope y’all are staying safe and get to g some rest.
Thank you! You made made me laugh on a really bleak day.
Lenora Jordan: Stares at virus until it trembles in fear
Thank you for LOL
I’d hire House Etterson.
I needed that laugh. Thank you 🙂
Wonderful. Especially House Montgomery’s turning into a commercial.
Thank you so much! I’ve been having a hard time lately and this made me smile.