Hi guys, just putting in a small request for a snippet if possible, why you ask, well I’ve just lost my crochet bag which contained a hat I just finished today, 1 mitten and the rest of my large ball of Caron Cake yarn and hook. Everything is replaceable but you can imagine Ilona if you lost your current project. Plus it’s a Monday and cold.
Shahin
Oh no. That really sucks. Okay, well everything from Emerald Blaze is too spoilery. How about Dina and Sean instead?
I opened the parchment and read it. This was shaping up to be a hell of a holiday. I passed the message to Sean. He read it.
“A family dispute, party of sixty-one?”
“It looks like two sides of the same family have descended from two brothers. One of them left and founded an influential philosophy school on a different planet, while the other remained and founded his own philosophical academy. Now they are feuding about which of the brothers can truly be considered the family’s founder: the one who left to colonize the new planet or the one who stayed on the original world. Whoever wins probably gets to declare that their philosophy academy is superior. They’d invited a wise elder to settle their dispute.”
“Sixty-one new guests. Seems like it would be good for the inn, but you don’t look happy.”
“They are koo-ko.”
Sean looked at the ceiling. “Show me a koo-ko.”
A screen slid from the wall. On it a being about thirty inches tall spread its plumage. Soft cream feathers covered its face, brightening to shocking pink on the back of its head and back and turning vivid crimson on the wings and bushy tail. A second pair of appendages that resembled front limbs of a dinosaur or perhaps a monkey if the monkey somehow grew talons, thrust from underneath the wings.
The oversized tail marked the koo-ko as a male. He wore an elaborate pleated harness that fit over his head and sat on his shoulder, then widened into a lavish utility belt stuffed with electronics, quills made from bright feathers, and rolls of something suspiciously resembling toilet paper on a wide bobbin.
The koo-ko looked at us with purple eyes, fluffed up his feathers, and strode back and forth, his plump body rocking with each step.
Sean cracked a smile. “They are chickens.”
“Technically they’re not even avian.”
“Dina, we’re going to host sixty-one space chickens.”
I gave up. “Yes.”
“And they’re going to argue philosophy.”
“Mhm. This means they will want a forum with a podium and a debate circle, and a coop to sleep in, and we have to buy a lot of grain…”
He laughed.
Janelle says
Love it!!!
Jenn says
Lolololol awesome!!!
anainasia says
hu first … love it when will we get more 🙂
Janne says
Yeay *-* space chicken how awesome! Loved it! :3
Maria R. says
How or hmm, what …funny stuff. Love this snippet.
(The poor crocheting bag, lost, lost.)
Colleen C. says
Dina and Sean?? Yay!
Rossana says
Space chickens ????!
Caldenia will definitely tempt Orro to cook one ????
Yvonne A says
Love it. It make me to want more 😀
Kat Marvel says
Philosophical pink space chickens!
AHAHAHA!
Oh, man. I love you guys so hard.
Meg says
Thank you! Just what I needed on a cold rainy day when I have too many errands to run and only feel like taking a nap!
Mmg says
Love it haha. “Space chickens”…I can only imagine Orra and Caldenia now, most likely talking the finer points of cuisine involving space chicken XD. Thank you for the snippet!
Ilona says
Loved it!Don’t wait to catch up with Dina and Sean again.
Ilona says
Ahh..oops had my keyboard set to my first language…meant to say ‘Can’t wait….’
Ilona says
Loved it! Can’t wait to catch up with Dina and Sean again.
Lynne Orr says
LOL! I love it!
Donna says
Awesome, made me laugh on a cold, grey day. Thank you.
Elizabeth says
Dina and Sean!
Michele says
Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face. Chickens from space- advanced, superior (?) and intellectual chickens ????. Love it
Rene says
I love the Inn!!
Cherylanne says
Hoho! Perfection! Coup with a podium! Made my day giggling all the way. Thanks.
R Coots says
*cracks up* Space Chickens! I love it!
Ginkgo-girl says
What a joyous holiday! Thanks for the snippet! It’s so nice to see Dina and Sean!!!!
Best wishes in locating the lost crochet bag!
Jill says
Can’t wait to see what Orro concocts to feed them all!
Barbara says
Pollitos! Jaja Love this! Thanks for brightening my day.
Nancy C. says
Dina is my favorite, favorite character in any/all IA books/worlds. I cannot *WAIT * learn what’s going on with her and the inn and her neighbors & guests. Space chickens now and forever! 😀
Anna Kopcrak says
SPACE CHICKENS! I feel like Orro is going to have a field day talking about delicious things he can make with them and Sean will do nothing but make punny chicken dad jokes. Thank you for the lovely Tuesday surprise!
CjJacobs says
Haha! Love the visuals you just gave me. Can see them staring into the ballroom and thinking about it filled with ‘Angry Chickens’!
Joy says
If they truly disagree, will one side fly the coop? Will the debate be egg-citing?
Wait, what kind of philosophy do space chickens debate? Is it who came first – the chicken or the egg? He who pecks the longest wins?
(apologies, you caught me at a weak moment and I couldn’t resist! I could go on though…)
RobtheFiend says
Just imagine the noise, if they talk all at once.
Or maybe they are “civilized”.
….. wait….. WE are considered “civilized”,
and look at every country’s government as they debates. 😉
Janeen says
Thank you
Anita says
Love it! Your post yesterday prompted me to re-read Maud’s book. Yep, still great!
Kathy Eddy says
OMG! Pink and purple space chickens! Love it!
Debbie B. says
As a chicken keeper of humor, I Need To Ask; the space chickens are roosting in/on the Coop or driving/resting in a 2 door vehicle? We had this same thing come up in one of the FB groups I belong to, and someone Shared a video of Silky chickens walking up a ramp into their Saucer UFO coop, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!! Showed my hubby the video, same reaction! Love ya!
Debbie B. says
Not certain you’d permit the link oe video posted here, though most could find it, if Searched for.
Douglas Brown says
Search will produce videos
Douglas B says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esieVq1Wo-0
Heather Langston says
I was just tearing up over a FB friend’s dog who crossed the Rainbow Bridge. I scrolled past that dismal news and immediately found this snippet- you quite literally made my day.
Thank you ????
Barbara says
Roflol, I can just imagine! I wonder what Olisard, the Ripper of Souls, will think about these new guests…
RobtheFiend says
OMG! Had forgotten him…..
Hmmm… what are the size of the “space chickens”?
Although Olisard IS rather large. “Nom, nom,nom….”
mimi says
Not to mention Officer Marais…
Nicky says
???????????? Love space Chickens. Too funny xxxx
Liz says
OMG! Dina and Sean!!!
This made me so happy. In fact, when I saw the sentence “How about Dina and Sean instead?” I had to switch to another open website for a moment before I was able to go back and read the actual snippet. I don’t even know why, I guess the excitement was too much to handle right away?
I wonder whether the space chickens are there to redeem bird species after the Draziri debacle, especially since they look terribly cute, but something tells me they’re going to be trouble … and I can’t wait for it!
Thank you SO much for the snippet! It made my day. 🙂
Tawny says
Omg. That is excellent! Thank you. It made my lunch. You were asking about SotB and I was on my maternity leave when it came out. I found it really touching to read a young family story with your writing. I’m currently re-reading Kate’s series and I really like it, but right now I identify with maud. You did an excellent job of making her relatable in a weird world.
Kelly says
Space chickens!!! LOVE IT!!!
snapdragon says
That just put a smile on my face as I deal with a mountain of paperwork.
Nicole says
Thank you for the afternoon giggle!!
Claire M says
Lol!!! Thank you!! Totally brightened up my very cold Tuesday when I’m still sick (5 weeks now, no fun).
Crystal says
Thank you so very much!!!
JR says
Space chickens! Can’t wait. When will tbe next installment start? Will Marland and helen get to visit?
Happy thanksgiving To IA and the BDH too.
Debbie B. says
As a chicken keeper of humor, I Need To Ask; the space chickens are roosting in/on the Coop or driving/resting in a 2 door vehicle? We had this same thing come up in one of the FB groups I belong to, and someone Shared a video of Silky chickens walking up a ramp into their Saucer UFO coop, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!! Showed my hubby the video, same reaction! Love ya!
Erin Burns says
That is so ridiculously fantastic!
Carla says
Lol!!!
Thank you for the space chickens. I just took my 81 year old Mama to the optometrist and desperately needed some stress relief.
Did I mention that she had forgotten her hearing aids?…
I was happy to go to work afterwards lol
Kimie J says
This brightened my day! Thank you.
Fran says
Wow – so sorry about losing (misplacing) your project. That’s not a good feeling. The snippet is fu hough! I can’t wait for more! I realize how much I’ve missed the inn and its “people” ????????????
Karen C says
This is amazing, and I so needed the laugh. Thank you so much!
Ami says
*chuckles* Thank you! That did help warm the soul against this frigid cold!
And my deepest condolences to Shahin. That’s so harsh.
Emily says
So glad to see Sean isn’t taking his new job too seriously. Thanks for the snippet. It’s freezing cold here.
dobercatmom says
Mmmm… Kentucky Fried Space Chicken, extra crispy! Think Orro can find a recipe? Why am I even asking – he’ll invent one, and it will be even tastier than the Colonel’s!
Janine says
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Maggie says
Awesome!
Debbie says
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Catlover says
Sounds like a good time to have 7 foot tall vampires visit ???? Thanks, I needed a giggle. Is this the reason for the Dina or Maud story questions? Sounds like you need to write some light distraction from the Emerald intensity and the koo ko should do that for you. Sudden thought, Orro gets to cook for them too! All kinds of room for highjinks!
Marika says
Oh gods I needed that laugh… It’s been one of those days (the entire thing can be summed up ‘in the 6 foot walk to the car this morning I got hit with 5 pine cones, the edge of my neighbour’s hose blast and got pooped on by a bird’).
Thank you wonderful authors for the gift of laughter!
kitlina says
OMG :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I’m dead :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) space chickens :)))))))))))))))))
Breann says
Yay! I’m really hoping this means there will be a holiday story. I LOVE holiday stories! ????????????????????
kathy says
Heh. Pink philosophical non-avian chickens. What’s not to love?
Jovan Welch says
Only you guys could come up with space chickens!!! Love it!!
Cyndi says
Brilliant description of a Koo-koo! ???? Thank you for this delightful snippet on a wintery day ❤️
Veryzealousreader says
Space Chickens! Love it. Can’t wait for our next stay at the Inn!
Mina says
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KC says
So is this where the Koo-ko ka-chu from the Beatles song comes from? ????
???? I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
koo-ko ka-chu ????
mz says
LOL!! So next, a Political Science PhD Walrus?
Lisa says
Love it! I’ve missed Sean and Dina! Thank you for the smile today.
Christina G. says
Oh my God thank you so much!!!!!! This makes up for my crappy morning and now my day is looking up ????
Cat Kimbriel says
Perfect. Thank you.
(Hope that crochet bag surfaces. Deep sympathies.)
Tylikcat says
What I learned from the Innkeeper books (also Sue the T-Rex’s Twitter feed):
Poultry are badass.
Tink says
And according to Kate, they’re also assholes.
Patti McGhie says
Love, love, love Dina, Sean and Gertrude Hunt. Can’t wait to read more of their adventures. ♥️
Sarah says
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Thank you for the snippet. It is very much appreciated on this cold day.
Orlana Curry says
Thank you for the snippet. I love Dina and Sean. I also love Maude and her life. I have read all the books four times. Maude’s book I have read six times. Thanks again for introducing me to this eries.
Celeste says
BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you!
William B says
Damn, now I want some KFC…
Denisetwin says
ROFLOL! Space Chickens!! I love you guys!
Linette Torres says
I love the snippet. Someone please draw a picture of the Koo-ko!
Sjik says
This was wonderful. Balm for the mind, thank you guys. I hope the person needing this found their bag and enjoyed this as a bonus.
Ashleigh Kuhns says
… which came first the chicken or the egg…
Amanda Stebbing says
On a grim, wet, November Tuesday – Ilona Andrews you bring sunshine into my life. What joy to come!
akk says
Thank you! Philosophical Hatfield-McCoy chickens. snicker. Wonder if the ‘fowl’ personalities tend more to chicken, guinea hen, goose, swan, peacock, etc. (makes me think of the link IA shared about the Zoo keeper and bird revolt)? Is space chicken philosophy more Buddhist or Art of War? If along Art of War lines, could see some interesting conflicts or adversaries showing up uninvited to the conference.
Wendy says
Awesome!!!
Judit C.Simon says
Wow!! I love it!!
E says
Oh yeah! Forgot how much I missed these two! Want to almost change my vote! Can Helen PLEASE come visit to help keep the peace?
Tanya says
I am amused! Giant space chickens and philosophy. ????????????
Debra K Hoffmaster says
I can only imagine the neighbors if they have some sort of dawn crowing ritual!! It will be worth every penny of gas savings for the sheriff to cover that one up. Snicker Snicker.
Billie Dee says
Ha ha ha ha ha!
This could be good!
Patricia Schlorke says
What a nice way to get a good laugh while at work. Philosophical space chickens, uh. The first thought that jumped into my head after reading the snippet was “I’m cuckoo for the koo-ko!” (If you are too young to get this, this was from a commercial for Coca Puffs; as in “I’m cuckoo for Coca Puffs!”)
All that’s needed is for something to happen…like Draziri cometh again (remember the murderous poultry) or the Horde needing help, or Arland and Maud drop by to invite everyone to the wedding, or, or, or……..? 🙂
Patricia Schlorke says
Not Coca, it’s cocoa. It’s too cold to think and type in English today.
karen h says
Thank you!
Gsg says
Who would have thought when I woke up today that I would read the words “space chicken” and think to myself, “I wish I could draw because the world really needs to see space chickens.”
Carolyn M says
+1
Barbara says
Many thanks, not the tragedy of losing your latest project, but there was 6 inches of snow, and no propane this morning.
Propane came after lunch, but space chickens were a needed smile.
Tink says
And what does Beast think of space chickens? Squeaky toys!
Patricia Schlorke says
Hmm…I wonder if Beast would hide from them if they started to talk. Could think they’re a nice snack if Orro doesn’t think it first. 😉
Tasha A. says
Hahahaha this is brilliant!!!
Violet says
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gailk says
Space chickens. Love the description. I.too, need a laugh. It is 37, dropping down to 24 ,maybe with wind chill of BRRRR. Was working at home, then remembered my monthly meeting in the library. Dress up in layers , get there and waa told OOPs meeting moved till the 19th. We e-mailed you today. Guess who hasn’t looked at her email.
Hope you find your crocheting. Just found book , I lost 2 weeks ago. somehow it got mixed up with my regular books. Yea.
I will take Sean and Dina any day,love the interplay between them.
Please, holiday story , with food, fights and maybe an alien Holiday singalong?
Kelly B says
Can anyone else see the non-avian space chickens running into Sean and freezing in terror or getting ruffled feathers?
LOL
The possibilities for fun scenes abound….
Thank you!
Shahin, I hope your project finds it’s way back to you.
Carmen says
When you are trying hard not to laugh, and then you read this:
“Dina, we’re going to host sixty-one space chickens.”
Suffice it to say the laughter suppressing battle was completely and absolutely lost.
Harriet says
Awwwwe, look how well Sean has adapted to being an Innkeeper! Super sweet that they can now do it as a couple. Space chicken is very cute, I want to read about their superior philosophy, too,
Liesl says
It is snowing. It is cold. I’m bundled up in my fluffy robe, sitting at my computer, and reading koo-ko and space chickens and giggling madly. Hooray for snippets. I do LOVE Dina and Sean and the Inn, even if I did say Klaus and Maud first. After the wedding, back to the parent search, please. And for relaxation, there could always be a short story for the holidays, perhaps? To be added into the ebook of the next full length novel?
Sally says
Innkeeper snippet on my birthday! Best surprise present ever 🙂 thank you!
Breann says
Happy Birthday! ????
Wendy Decourcey says
Do you remember Gonzo from the Muppet Show? He had a flock of devoted chickens (was his favorite named Camilla?)
He would be great as the Wise Koo Ko.
Boy, autocorrect is not friendly with Loo Lo Korean Kipping Koo Ko.
DianaInCa says
The muppet show also had the segment of “Pigs in Space”
Loved the muppet show, was fun to watch with the kids
Kris says
I love Sean, he’s so….irreverent! I can’t wait!
JMH says
So good! Pink Space Chickens! I can’t wait!
Amanda P says
Haha loved it and all the comments too????
Kris Ten-Eyck says
I am on the 3nd of 7 afghans I need to get finished before Christmas. It is 2/3 finished. I would have a breakdown if I lost the current projects bag – it has the yarn for the WIP and the next one.
I love the description of the koo-kos. And Sean’s response made me snort cola out my nose (which I didn’t love). LOL.
GV says
Love it!
Alianna says
OMG. Hilarious! Can’t wait. Wanting it NOW!
So this is next (or soon?) in the Innkeeper series?
Damn, this will be a funny (and good) one!
Kathryn K says
ROFL!!! OMG! I am so excited!!!
Laura Bunnell says
Coup? Violent overthrow expected! That would explain the menu discussions…
Ilona says
“I FOUND A TYPO
That’s awesome. Please don’t point it out.”
Thank you. 🙂
Matthew Ferguson says
Lolz, come on I.A. that comment was hilarious. Although out of all the typos possible, that was more of a Freudian slip. I mean let’s be real here. Which is more likely in one of your books, a coop or a coup?
Laurence says
I loved that comment too! Really funny the images this created.
Teh Gerg says
Hm. A space chicken coup.
Kristine says
What fun! I cannot image what Orro serves….
Irishmadchen says
Bugs!!! Lots and lots of bugs!
Julie Flickinger says
I read this snip-it out loud to my eldest daughter. She grabs my phone and googled Chocobo. She shows me and says it would have been cool is the space chicken looked like this… I already laughed out loud after reading, then seeing this large yellow bird thing from Final Fantasy, I lost it completely. We are both eager to see more Dina and Sean!
Kylira says
In Final Fantasy XI and Final Fantasy XIV, you can breed different colored chocobos, so you can actually have a red riding chicken.
Nikkilina says
Love it! Lol!
Lara says
+1
Amanda says
I love Sean. Even though he’s traveled the galaxy (a bit) he still boils everything down like the homegrown wolf he is.
Gabrielle says
Ooh, now I’m so intrigued and excited! Thank you for the snippet!
Kendra says
Philosophy debating space chickens! *Cackles* I love it!
My theater teacher has a background in philosophy , which isn’t that odd until you factor in the ex-navy, east Texas raised, redneck hunter aspect of him as well. He’s fun, but a little odd in a bright pink, philosophy loving, space chicken kind of way.
Judy says
Even little snippets show your fantastic writing ability. Really love the Innkeeper world.
Thank you
Amy says
It’s snowing in Virginia. My pansies are dying. I needed this. thank you.
BevQB says
And this is why I voted for more Dina and Sean. Much gratitude!
DianaInCa says
Thanks for the snippet.! Love the idea of space chickens.
I hope the missing crochet project shows up
Flybynite says
A step up from ‘being besieged by murderous poultry.’ One of my favorite lines ever, thank you Ilona Andrews team!
KathyInAiken says
*SIGH* such a lovely treat on a rainy afternoon… thank you! I love Sean and Dina. I love everybody at the Inn. By the way, I want to thank you for recommending Jesseie Mahalik. Her writing is so much fun!
LauraR says
Your writing always leaves me smiling. And, ditto on Jessie Mahalik.
Kristal says
Oh ho! There is already one in the pipeline! Excellent! I must admit, I said either for the Innkeeper series, because the sisters are both great. I will devour them however they come. Thank you for the snippet!
Richard Cartwright says
And I thought you could never top ” besieged by murderous poultry. ” Forgive me.
Kristi says
Woke up feeling super cranky today (one of those days where you just wish you could hit “reset”) and this gave me a much needed chuckle. Thanks for the snippet!
EarlineM says
61 philosophical space chickens. And the blog comments!!! ????????????????
Shahin – Hope you’ve found your crochet bag!
Cat says
*grabs the popcorn and a comfy blanket*
I am so here for this.
Shahin says
Thanks for snippet, crochet hasn’t been found. But can only be philosophical about these things and order more wool????
Ann says
Oh boy!
Aarya says
Oooooh! If this takes place during the holidays, does that mean that we’re skipping a year ahead to next Christmas? Since ONE FELL SWEEP took place in December? Or maybe this is another holiday and I’m overthinking? 🙂
Sam says
Lol, thank you for the snippet!
30 book a month reader says
So cute and so much fun!! Can’t wait!!
Regina says
Oh my goodness- I just remembered that Dina has a cat; the ripper of souls… Dina & Gertrude Hunt are going to have to be on high alert or there will be chicken shrapnel on the front lawn.
mz says
Philosophical Space Chickens made me laugh. Thanks soooo much.
francesca says
you had me at koo-ko. ????????????
Karen says
I am all in on SPACE CHICKENS.
I wonder if your editor ever knew that one day she’d be editing something about space chickens. ????
As always, put it up for pre order & I’ll buy it. ????♀️
Tara says
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! ????????????
I love this series, I love Maud too, but Dina sold it for me, and Im so excited to read more of her and Sean. So happy the Inn has become a specialists with hard to handle and feuding guests! Dina has found her niche! Thanks again!
Egosumcignus says
Yay! Thank you! Happy Tuesday to me, happy Tuesday to meeee……..
DMiller says
This had me laughing out loud???? Thank you!
Amy Mc says
I loved this little snippet, Space Chickens you haven’t hooked!! This just proves you can’t write anything “bad” !! I can’t wait to read the rest!! Thank you you guys are AWESOME!!
Ronwen Guest says
SQUEEE! even dinosaur space chickens…what can Orro do?
Maura says
Yay!!! Thank you thank you. I voted for Sean and Dina,I love the two of them together!! I mean I also love Maud and Arland, but the inn is so cool as a character in its own right!
Angel says
After the snippet I want more Dina!!
Thank you ????
Melissa Fouse says
Yipee! Bring on the koo-ko!
H says
???????????? THANK YOU, and have a wonderful day
Liz G says
Thank you thank you thank you!
Momcat says
Mmm, space chicken. May have to keep a close eye on Caldenia. Then again, it depends on their philosophies. They could leave a bad taste in your mouth.
Kettejean says
I can’t stop the tears. ROTFL!! What are their thoughts on the Chick-fil-a v. Popeye’s chicken sandwich debate?
Melissa says
Is it wrong that I think it’s sexy that the Inn is responding to Sean??
Cheryl M says
Ha! Love the snippet!
Also, I hope the requester’s project has been found (glancing at the afghan I’m currently working on).
Christine says
So much love! Definitely the best for a cold Tuesday 🙂
I says
Cue Sean sparking up a major philosophical debate between the two sides by posing the question “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Nicola says
Dina and Sean are back! Best day EVER!! Thanks so much for the snippet ????
Terry says
And this is a perfect example of why we love your work. Whether we laugh, cry, or imagine really hard we are wringing a certain character’s neck, you, House Andrew’s, give this to us. Thank you both so much for your hard work, and please, please bring on the murderous poultry!
Claudia says
Thanks for the belly laugh!
Laura says
This was a great way to lighten my night after an exam. I loved it and can’t wait for more!
Kristina says
Think the philosophy is a out crossing a road? Lol
Sivi says
Thank you. That’s a great snippet to keep me going to get through the work week!
Dear Shahin- i hope you find your project- i hate losing things.
Melissa says
I cannot wait for more Dina and Sean ???????????? space chickens ???? ????????????
Kath says
I so needed a good laugh! Many thanks 🙂
Tiffany says
This is fabulous. It’s 1am and I’m trying not to laugh and wake the hubby and baby. Thank you. I can’t wait.
Gayle says
How can you not know how great your writing is when with just a few words I want to live in your story.
Alannah says
Beautifully said 🙂
Robin M says
What she said!!
Susan says
That is it! In one simple sentence you nailed what it means to read a book from great authors. I want to live there too! Now I am conflicted, I want to live in House Rogan too!
Aja Badgeley says
I concur!
Lauryn says
This x1000!!!!
Marianne says
Perfectly put!! +1 million
You give us worlds we want to live in, and characters we want to know. Someone else made the comment “There is magic in the world”, and I couldn’t agree more with that as well!! It is wonderful that you, IA, are adding to the magic in the world with your delightful literary creations!! Please keep the magic alive and coming!!
I apologize to the person who made the magic comment, that I didn’t remember your name. I am sorry. Hopefully people will see your comment (as it appears fairly shortly after this thread), and know who is credited with making it.
eroars says
E X A C T L Y!!! Perfectly stated.
Pam says
Ditto what she said! Did you base that on that obnoxious email that you received? Because this is hilarious and brillliant.
Kalea says
+1 on this. This is brutally apt.
Anton says
If I were to ever fall into a coma I would wish to dream and live in the worlds you have shown us. You two are amazing.
Carmela says
+1
Sleepy says
+1
Kamrin says
Thank you! Space chickens lol That’s great!
Eileen says
Thank you, you have no idea how much I needed that delightful snippet this evening. Ahhh… there is magic in the world.
Marianne says
+1 × 1000
Nicely put, Eileen! I really needed this as well, and it lifted my spirits immensely!! Magic indeed!!????
50 triệu đầu tư gì says
wow, tks for share
Maura Elisabeth Manning says
I cannot tell you how much I needed the smile.???? Thanks for the storytelling. You brighten what have been heavy days. Bless you! And Happy Holidays…
Kathy Spencer says
There is magic in this world and the highest quality flows from your talent, out to the atmosphere and into our lives. Thank you for the beauty and joy you both share, we will be enjoying your works forever.
Lauryn says
Yes!!!!
Shaina says
More please more! I beg you of you please! I love this world so much.
Bill G says
I hope Shahin has found her crochet bag. And thank you so much for this lovely start to a cold morning. And now I’m considering early birds and worms. And as a finale, the back of my head has started twisting The Steve Miller Band’s “The Joker” into
Some people call me the Space Chicken
Yeah
Some call me …
Debbie B. says
Rodrigues solitaire or Dodos better fit the size description of the Space Non-Avian creatures, after pondering for a bit. : )
Andrew says
Possibly. But…. Space Chickens!!!!!!
LW says
Yea! Dina and Sean! And after a less than stellar Tuesday that thought it was aMonday, you made my day!
Anne-Marie McRoberts says
Oh yes, that would make a brilliant short story. Given the fact that all of the Andrews fans would read anything you ever wrote, and there seems to be a concensus that we want both Maud and Arland and there have also been lots of requests for specific scenes, why not a collection of linked short stories, with a plot arc that brings you out a little further along the main story arc. It looks as though you thought that the hunt for Dina’s parents and their Inn would be the overarching plot line when you started out. Then along came Maud and hijacked the story just a bit, so a series of short stories that pick up both Maud and Dina, give us a bit of Klaus and some spicing of Helen, Orro and the rest of the dramatis personae, would be a great way forward.
Anne-Marie McRoberts says
Sorry that first bit should have read, both Maud and Arland and Dina and Sean…
Debra K Hoffmaster says
Found this on Facebook. Don’t know if it will post. Replace ducks with chickens…
https://www.facebook.com/tealfarm.vermont/videos/2766956340004700/
njb says
Loved the snippet and loved the facebook post, too. Thanks for both!
Monica says
“…suspiciously resembled toilet paper….”
Heh
Melissa says
Hilarious! You two brighten my day. You should be mandatory reading – would change all the negative vibes on Earth.
Emily07 says
How funny and wonderful. I hope you start another Innkeeper soon. Really can’t wait. It’s early in California and I started my day out with a smile.
Gail G. says
Space chickens—non avian. Yup. That’ll do it. Bless you????
Angela S says
Thank you for the laughter! I scared my cat who had been happily dozing on my lap when i started the snippit!
cooper says
Sean is looking to get slapped up the back of his head.
Ashley says
YESSSS this is just what I needed today. I miss this world and all its crazy new creatures. Thank you!
Mysticrose says
“They are Koo-Ko” I’m dying! I will not be able to read it without giggling every time I see that name.
Retias says
Shamefully, I didn’t get that joke until I read it out loud.
Proud Bookworm says
I didn’t lose crafting, but I thank you so much for the treat! I look forward to this book!!
Sandra Hughes says
OH!!! HAHAHAHAHA. Can’t wait!
Alexandra says
So happy for the snippet!
Claudia C says
Lololo! Caldenia ka ret Magren will be constantly hungry!!!! Bwaahaahaa!
Thank You For Sharing Your Genius With Us!
Bookwurm56 says
Can you imagine the drama, if Orro made roast chicken while the Koo-ko are at the inn?
Elizabeth says
Don’t forget the [were]wolf among the space chickens! I want a video of their reaction to Sean having to change in front of them…
Heather says
What a lovely funny snippet… great start to my day!!
Janna Moore says
Dina and Sean will have a crazy time with 61 Koo-kos. Can’t wait to see how the Inn and her regulars play host!
Rica says
No matter what kind of day I am having, just reading a snippet of any of your work brings a smile to my face. Thank you, truely!
Judy B says
Thank you,,, made my morning much much brighter.
Deb says
Yes! Yes! Yes! Please hurry this one up! — sigh…I realize the reason I want both Maud and Dina stories is …. They are both awesome and ADDICTIVE! The action in SOTB (being swallowed by a dinosaur? rip-er-cushions – Maud’s incredible gifts of innkeeper knowledge that helped her straighten out the House mistakes – Arland – KLAUS showing up –
But – OH the cliffhanger with Dina/Sean – the appearance before the assembly? Sebastian North? The wonders of innkeeping!
I just enjoy the worlds and people you create so much!
Alice says
Me too, what Deb said.
Marianne says
+1 × 1000
Nicely put, Eileen! I really needed this as well, and it lifted my spirits immensely!! Magic indeed!!????
Amy says
Oh man I’m sorry to OP. I don’t crochet, but I can’t imagine losing something you worked so hard on. ????, but your loss is our gain so THANK YOU!!
Pink space chicken ???????????? how do you guys come up with this shit?? Love your brains!
Sharon says
That made me smile – a wonderful way to start the day. Thank you for being kind to Shahin and the rest of us benefit as well! Have a lovely day.
d LM a says
Ga night nummies, ????????
Pam says
Never mind my previous post – I’ve inhaled too many fumes from cleaning products today. Yes, chickens and snippet first, obnoxious post second.
Deborah Armstrong says
Sixty-One PINK Space Chickens ….. Wait, HOW big? Hmm … Maybe they should be Space Turkeys.
Sixty-One PINK Space Turkeys.
My mind is officially BOGGLED.
Amanda T. says
Love it! Thank you for the snippet!
Meredith says
I have chickens. At one time I had 60 chickens. (Which is too many if you’re wondering) They have personalities, and attitudes, they can be sweet or jerks. The roosters especially have attitudes and agendas! I can picture my 60 chickens squabbling, with two roosters fighting over who is the boss. Oh the chaos, the noise…now make them sentient but keep all the chicken habits, movements, attitude, and Oh my, what a fun gathering at the Inn!
Christina says
Wow! And I thought my family was koo-ko!
Sundae says
Pink philosophizing chickens! This is why you are my favorite author. Also, I missed the poll but I prefer Dina books.
e smith says
Oh, thank you!! I laughed out loud.
vwiles says
This was delightful! Thank you for the snippet, I needed a laugh 🙂
Leanne Ridley says
ROFTLMAO!
(I too hope Shahin finds her crochet bag, but her hopefully temporary loss was our gain!)
Thank you to House Andrews, and I hope this makes it into either a short story anthology or the next Dina/Sean book 😀
Scott says
Well that made me smile!
Ok you win. Back on the survey I’ll vote for Shawn and Dina. I enjoy your writing regardless, but the world needs more humor and I think S&D and the Inn of course have greater potential.
AA says
Mwahahahaha! Must remember not to read your blog at work! I’m too loud!
Vala says
Oh my gosh I love this series! Delightful to seeSean so at home with the inn – can’t wait for the rest of it!!! Thanks for the snippet
Becky says
Not just space chickens…PINK space chickens!!! That debate philosophy!!! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Lorie says
Space chickens! That’s hilarious! ????????????
Ryiaala says
Thanks. I am having one of the worst work-weeks I’ve ever had (and I’ve been working for over 40 years) and I enjoyed the laugh.
Gabrielle says
Love the descriptions of your aliens, they sound so beautiful and funky.
Is it weird that my husband and I started drawing up plans for our chicken coop the same day this was posted?
Btw I would love any inside information. We’ve done a lot of research, but neither of us have actually raised chickens. I’d be happy for advice from someone with experience.
(They will be for eggs/pets.)
Lynn Thompson says
Go to your local farmers market/ co_op and county extension agents for local advice. Alot of urban areas banned backyard chickens due to avian flu concerns.
Good luck. I am on my multiple free range Flock due to many predators…. roaming dogs, coyotes, foxes, the bobcat, weasels… and uneducated city people moving to rural area thru the last decade. There has been one ER visit after rogue rooster spurred me in back of calf .
But I love eating freshly laid eggs. Taste more flavorful compared to store bought eggs. And chickens are fun to watch. It will be interesting to see this snippet in the future.
Mary Anne Petruska says
Yea! More from Dina & Sean (and hopefully Maud & Arland). I needed a good laugh this morning. Thank you!
Lynn Thompson says
Thank you Ilona Andrews. I ROFLOL.
Sorry Shahnin lost her yarn bag. Probably went to the same place in universe where missing socks and specially knitted to fit the pup dog clothes go. You know same place where teaspoon s go that left kitchen drawer to stir honey in hot tea. Grin
Katherine says
Thank you so much! I really needed that after long, rough, week. ♥️
ljbgranny3 says
Hoorah! Thank you!
Elisabeth says
This was lovely, thank you
Huma says
????????????????????
God bless your imagination and your pen!
Sorry for your loss Shahin but very glad that it resulted in this delicious chickeny delight:????
Candy Daniels says
OHHHH!!!! THAT WAS MAGIC ON MY MONDAY!!!!
Jane says
Thank you!
AJ Rother says
Ha! Space chickens arguing philosophy. I love it, but I keep flashing to a scene from the Muppet Movie and I can’t stop laughing.
Bigmama says
Ok, where’s the book! I want to know how the reunion ends.