Hi everyone, Mod R here.
Today, per release week request, I bring you a quiz which will determine which Sweep of the Heart spousal delegation you belong to. Also per request, it contains puppies.
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The results will sort you into one of the 6 most Horde-popular Alien species. As usual, this is for fun and must not be taken as a clinical personality assessment. If you have any complaints, please address them to First Scholar Thek, The Great Tree, Baha-char.
Elizabeth G says
Temple of Desires. Okay. I can see it.
YAY advent week of Book Release
Irishmadchen says
An acolyte twin! Can I get you something? Or should I just leave you alone?
Ray says
Me too. Anything you want?
Joann K says
Me four! *waves*
ewwwitzjune says
+1
Maura says
Higgra- despite not being a cat fan, the explanation makes complete sense ???????? This was fun, thank you ????
Moderator R says
I always find that the people who don’t like cats much, are very catlike themselves. Which makes sense if you think about it. It’s competition ????.
jewelwing says
Yep. They tend to be stereotypically catlike, which is not necessarily the same as actually catlike.
Robyn says
I am deeply and personally offended by this ????
Tashraven says
+1
Tashraven says
Somehow I commented in the wrong place. My result was Temple of Desire
JenniE says
I’m surprisingly an acolyte. Balance is crucial to living.
Sara T says
+1
An says
Temple of Desires!
Régi says
Me too!!!
Kathleen says
Well, I qualified as team jazz fins…
Susan Y says
I wanted to be on team jazz fins!
Christy says
Jazz fins here, too. Which is sort of fitting for a Pisces. (Just don’t tell them that I adore sushi, ok?)
Circejane says
Another Pisces here who is evidently a closet Oombole. Jazz fins FTW!
VictoriaP says
And another… ????
Denise says
And Another!
Kristin L. says
And yet another! So so funny!
jewelwing says
That’s hilarious. What are the odds?
Andreas says
Another. And I love Sushi too 😉 Even took part in a sushi making course once.
Cymru Llewes says
well, what else would a fish eat but other fish, raw? (seaweed, diatoms, are krill and plankton fish?)
except sushi is seasoned, normally with vinegar, rice. sashimi is raw fish.
Catbird says
Jazz fins rule! except they’re not into conquest. Never saw that coming ????????
KaReN says
I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised that I’m team Jazz fins. I immediately visualized the Oombole fainting after the fight. .. I can’t stand scary movies. My family love watching the Walking Dead. I told them that if Earth ever had that happen, I wouldn’t even survive for 1 hour. I would be one of those ‘ugh!’ people who literally freeze physically/mentally when scared. Eh. I know my shortcomings.
Helga PT says
+1????
PaEla says
me too ????
Katie says
#TeamJazzFins ????????
Katrina says
Yay for being an Oombole!
Variel says
Yay me too, Team Jazz Fins.
Ash says
Dang, Mod R, you’re spoiling us! You’re a beast! Thanks for the hard work!
LauraKC says
This is the best week ever! Last night was super fun. Thank you House Andrews. Hope you got enough sleep, Mod R!
Kelticat says
Well, I ended up with Lady Wexyn.
Sherri says
Team Temple for me as well.
jewelwing says
Same here. I suspect most of my friends would be rolling around on the ground laughing.
jewelwing says
And I just went back and did it again, going with a second option on a couple of questions that were tough to decide on the first round, and *still* got Temple of Desire. This is just going to be my little secret.
Karen says
Temple of Desires! 😀
Judith Davis says
Temple of Desires! I’m so happy to be associated with them!
Thank you, Mod R and House Andrews!
Harmony prevails!
Martha Christina says
+1
Jaime says
Vampire… RIPPER CUSHIONS!!!!
Marianne says
Temple too!
Gressa says
Temple of Desire and so so happy abt it
CatS says
+1
Melissa says
+1
Cool, powerful, smart and oh so balanced. Good to go!
DMcB says
Please don’t tell my fellow Vampires that I love them. So very happy to be amongst my people. (And a bit surprised that was my group.)
Tempest says
#TeamVampire
Kasle says
#Team vampire!
Leo says
Really surprised to be TeamVampire.
Sabrina says
#TeamSurprisedToBeTeamVampire ????
Carol says
Ditto
Debora Chang says
Yup, me too. But on the plus side, this means we get all the ripper cushions – right?
Norbert says
Vampires rule!
John says
Team Ripper Cushions
Maureen says
Team Ripper Cushions unite!
laura says
yes! my brain went straight to team ripper cushions rather than team vampire!
Jenya says
Ripper cushions and swords!!! who wouldn’t love us 😉
Moira Gunsul says
Same here. How did that happen?
Sue F says
+1
Tink says
Apparently I’m a very subtle vampire because I didn’t know I was one.
Sherri says
Wow! That IS subtle.
Maria R. says
#teamVampire vaguely surprised but I’m comfortable behind my solid wooden desk, cleaning my syn-armor.
Many thanks @ Mod R. Btw those dang beavers.
Leissa says
I was surprised to be team vampire ????
Moderator R says
No one ever expects the
InquisitionHoly Anocracy ????♀️DianaInCa says
Ha ha
Mel says
#TeamVampire
Raffy says
Team Vampire – yes!
Mari says
#team Vampire!
I am!
Sorry, MoD R. I keep replying to dancing fish. ????
Angela says
I really try not to be too feudal.
oh well, you got me #teamvampire all the way
Sivi says
apparently I’m team vampire too! never saw that comming… but given that I love the ripper cushions, guess I’m home
Relin says
Mwahahaha! An Acolyte of the Temple of Desire! Heck yeah!!! Thank you Mod R for the fun quiz!
Breann says
+1 ????
Keera says
I got Temple of Desire. Which I find hilarious I didnt trust them one bit until I got the book to finish the story. If Im being honest I still dont ????
Nis says
Ah! Same result as you, and had the same feeling while reading, glad Im not alone! Lol
Not mad at the test results thou, if I think about it, it kind of makes sense.
TLewis says
+1 to all this
Linda Trainor says
that was fun.
njb says
That was fun, thanks! I randomly picked three times and was sorted into three different categories, none of which I would probably have picked on my own. Hehe!
Sarah says
this is delightful, what a fun brain break from my day 🙂
Siobhan says
Ok, I did NOT see that coming. I’m Temple of Desire.
Skye says
Woo hoo! Temple of Desire, here.
Diane E Wilson says
Higgra.
Why am I not Teh Beaver?
(Great quiz, thanks!)
Nickole195 says
I’m a kitty too
Leigh Ann Parente says
There was really never any question. Kittens FTW!
J D says
#TeamPrettyKitty!
Rosie says
Yaaaasssss!
I was actually surprised even though I’m wearing pajama pants that look like Cyanide’s fur as I type this.
Vicki LENOIR says
I was really surprised myself too!
I’m allergic to cats and love dogs….
but I am a leo who is very Leo….
Arianna says
Kittens rule the world!
Go team Higgra!
Suzi says
KITTEHS UNITE!! (Like thundercats, but better!)
Julian says
Kittehs ARE manifestly the best. Duh.
Aydee says
Higgra here too. I can kinda see it, as they didn’t seem too much fazed by much.
Kristina says
Vampire woowoo!
Vianne says
A Vampire! Yayyyyy!
Arlia says
Is most everyone getting temple of desire? Incidentally, I did too.
I wonder if it says something about the personality of the horde as a whole ????
Dana G says
Dayamn, I was thinking the exact same thing!
Moderator R says
The BDH strives for balance 😀 . Allegedly hehe.
Chandra says
Balance only as long as it involves a giant stack of HA books… well stacked and perfectly balanced of course! Lol!!!
Faith says
#Team Temple here too.
Empathy, love, and support run strong among the Horde. Well the book devouring kind.
Strike says
I think the statements for the temple of desire are the “most”positive, normal & flattering (and not insane like some of the dushegrub options). It would be very tough to have to come up with general “positive” traits for people to choose that will land us in some of the esoteric/odd delegations…
I had the most fun matching each of the “answers” to each delegation.
Moderator R says
personally, I think it’s the puppy question 😀
Faith says
Yea, nurture and love of course!
Sabrina says
Urinary awareness for the win ????
Patricia Schlorke says
Yeah, no peeing on your fellow neighbors. ????????????
Leissa says
????????????
Bal says
+10000
Melody says
Loved that!! Temple of desire, not a shocker lol
Tempest says
Took it twice. I’m a vampire. (I am a firm believer in Ripper Cushions, so that tracks.) Ok, then.
I’m going to focus on developing my host of titles: Devourer of Books, She Who Tortures the Froshlings, Defender of the Oxford Comma, etc.
Tempest says
But I can TOTALLY hold my coffee.
njb says
????
Hannah W says
here, here!
Leo says
yay Oxford comma!
Mimi says
Another vampire here, Death to the Hated Oxford Comma!!!
Karen the griffmom says
You will pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and (someone find find me a wise and witty third adjective) hands.
Carol says
Ink-stained?
John says
Oxford comma and The Chicago Manual of Style.
Tempest says
Ok, evidently BDH Vampire Houses are going align along Oxford Comma lines. 🙂
Ctl says
Then subdivide again over whether or not to double space after a period.
CC says
#TeamVampireOxfordDoubleSpace
Eric says
Yay team #TeamVampireOxfordDoubleSpace! I’m totally on board!
Terry says
+1 I’m too old and Lord Soren-like to change now.
Leissa says
No double space!! ????
aderyn says
Hmm, slightly unexpected to be Vampire, but – double space? Arghh! Absolutely not!! Perhaps Vampire is my team after all ????
jewelwing says
OK, this is even more hilarious than all the Pisces turning out to be Ooomboles.
Chandra says
Uhhhh…
Is
‘#TeamVampireButWhatExactlyIsAnOxfordComma’
an option?
Liz L says
Right there with you????
Sivi says
lol -snap.
#TeamNon-GramaticalVampire
Other Barbara says
The Oxford Comma shall remain, through history, the stalwart container we must support.
Ever try NOT to use it? Feels bad!
Danna says
I have gotten Higgra <3 I have no one to share that with but the horde.
Gretchen says
So I’m the only Dushegub in the comment section?
Thank you Mod R, I knew I had it in me!
Moderator R says
It’s like admitting you’re a Slyterin, few have the courage to own it ????
Sasha says
nope me too. no regrets ????
Bev says
Temple of Desire, I can live with that! Fun quiz, thank-you
Sami says
A mighty Higgra!!!
This was a lot of fun, Mod R, you’re the best!
Tempest says
ModR — will you let us know where you landed?
Moderator R says
All moderators are Automatic Dushegubs.
(Which differs from the Semi-automatic Dushegubs by the fact that we don’t need to eat only one comment at a time.)
AP says
????
Ray says
????????????????????
TiffanyCrystal says
Oh, wow. Alright. I like that, lol. I got the Temple of Desire~
Simone says
Very fun. Thanks Mod R. Temple of Desire with some Cyanide thrown in there ????
Too embarrassed to name myself says
Oomboles! I’m a fishy fishy fishy….
Karen Prentice says
Fun! I’m in Temple of Desire! Who’d have figured?
Me says
Otrokar :DDDDDDDDDD
I knew by the crush answer I was doomed.
Caitlin says
Me too! Scrolling through the comments we seem to be rare!
jing says
Vampire….. by my sword lol
RJ says
Vampire, baby! Working on reaper cushions.
Anna L says
Totally Temple of Desire, now which sub temple I would be in don’t know. Although revenge is always fun
Niki says
temple of desire!! much fun! Thank you!!!
gingko-girl says
Mod R, you’re the best! As always great fun.
I, like many, ended up in Temple of Desire.
I think I may go back and choose random responses and see how I do!
Thank you!
Amy says
So who would be the saint patron of Fuck Around And Find Out?
Moderator R says
Hmmm…my vote is definitely Saint Olga of Kyiv. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev
No one puts Olga in a corner!
Bev says
I read the link! St. Olga had her husband’s murderers carried in their boat to a trench she had dug the day before and had them buried alive. Go Olga!
DianaInCa says
Whoa she did not fool around!
Helena says
Oomboles forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jjajja
Kate Thompson says
Very fun!
Rose says
I had to read the clown colege answer twice, we don’t have them here, but it’s a great insult!
Thank you Mod R, I’m a Fish.
Donna says
okay, I’ll take the Oomboles. Jazz hands!
Elizabeth Wilson says
I’m a Vampire. I get the ripper cushions!! Yay!!????????????
Gail says
Pour some coffee in your whiskey because it’s Ireland somewhere. Bwa hahahaha!!
I love these quizzes.
Sara B. says
Barsa! Barsa, barsa, barsa!
I hope this is not considered a spoiler… no context unless you have completed reading/re-reading Sweep of the Heart.
Wendy says
Temple of Desire. Yep
Sabrina says
Wahahaha I’m loving this ???? I have absolutely no idea why mine came up vampire, I was really expecting Oombole, but I had a blast ???? Thank you!
Moderator R says
Well, they are both interested in safety and security, but from completely different angles hehe.
Sabrina says
Oooooo – that is actually a really interesting explanation! ????
Dawn Emerson says
Heh heh. Temple of desire, huh?
CTL says
Hmm. Temple of Desire. Ok then.
I like going back and seeing what happens when I pick other options: Eat the dog, become a tree…
Konstantin says
Temple of Desire!! What a surprise, not what I expected, but an honor it is!
Expected anything but 😀
Thank you, Mod R, for all the hard work and doing the quizz – just intrigued my wife with the next Innkeeper Installment (am bringing her into the BDH fold this autimn)!
Victorria says
Temple of Desires. No big surprise. HAHAHAHA!
Mary Matthesen says
Yay! Team Vampire! Let there be ripper cushions!
Sandhya Rao says
Team Jazz Fins! I wasn’t surprised though ????
LadyLark says
Sup sibling! ????????????
Heidi Fast says
Temple of Desire!
Vanessa says
Temple of Desire for me too!
Dallas says
Temple of Desire – very funny if you knew me.
Sjik says
Temple of Desire, whoa that is a lot of responsibility. I may have picked ambitious and aspirational answers. I’m gonna go back and do more realistic ones 😛 Thank you Mod R!!!! This is super fun!!
Susan Y says
temple of desire. not what I wanted but I saw the writing on the wall
Courtney Kronk says
Joining my friends in the Vampire delegation!
Sabrina says
Come to the dark side, we have Oxford commas ????
Irishmadchen says
And swords, maces, bucklers, and ripper cushions!
Sonson says
Omg this is the best! Love a quiz! Only thing that could top this is a Bachelor AITA Reddit entry blog
Moderator R says
“I (M/O/27) have bought my girlfriend’s (F/H?/unknown) freedom from a bunch of homicidal trees and now she’s taken control of my Tribe. AITA if I try to return her on the sly?” ????
Sabrina says
????
Autumn says
OMG LOL
Becky says
????????????
Kechara says
I got Temple too. I thought I would be a cat person but I was pretty scrupulously honest and didn’t throw it that way
Manymes says
Yep, Temple of Desires are me.
Thank you, that was fun!
Grace says
Surprise surprise, I got Higgra. Well, everyone who knows me thinks I’m part cat as it is…
Patricia Schlorke says
I’m with the Temple too. Go Lady W! ????
Surfergirl says
Temp,e of Desire ????. Well, I’m a Scorpio, so we’re big on revenge!
Moderator R says
We Scorps know what’s what ????
Erika says
Yes, we do. Temple Twins.
Judy C says
Same. So really not surprised.
Kim Stewart says
Temple of Desire. I’ll take it!
Tapati says
Temple of Desire. Though the Dushegub answers were amusing.
Tink says
Hey, ModR, does that quiz keep a count of what everyone ends up being? I’m really curious to see the composition of the BDH.
Sabrina says
Oh dear I hope not as I just took it six times to get all the possible answers ????
Ctl says
Me too. I had to know which 6 made the list!
Tink says
Shouldn’t matter as long as you did all 6. You canceled your own votes.
Sabrina says
Are you trying to sneak statistics up on us? ????????????
Tink says
Gotta keep an eye on you Temple of Desire types. You’re sneaky.
Sabrina says
Pfff, Vampire all the way – the mighty House Oxford Comma salutes you! ????
Patricia Schlorke says
I could but right now I’m all peace and harmony. 😉
Vanessa says
OMG love this quiz. Thank you Mod R!!!!! I am mighty Higgra. ????
Dee says
Temple of Desire in the House!!!!
Breid Foxsong says
Yay! Temple of Desires!!
Roxanne Wynne Davenport says
Heh.
“Pardon me whilst I interrupt your attentions, oh, mighty Higgra. Some people may think you’re aloof and selfish, but you just have strong boundaries, mercurial moods and a penchant to express your love by torturing the lucky people you’ve picked as your favourites.”
Yeah. That totally works!
Hillary Cresswell says
Temple of Desire. at least I am not a murder tree. ????
Stacey says
I must have balanced out my “I don’t need a weapon.” and “try me” answers because I got Desire. I am about balance – I prefer the carrot, but I’ve got a big stick too!
Cris Reads says
I agree ????????
Tom says
Vampire….
Loved the Beavers!
Thank you Mod R!
Sharon says
Fun! Thank you!
Liv says
I’m with the temple of Desires.
That was fun., thank you.
Glad I’m not afraid of Beavers!
LadyLark says
#TeamFish !!! ????????????
Schlyne says
I did not think I would get vampires. I love it.
AP says
That was fun!! Thanks Mod R!
I am with the Temple of Desire which makes me happy since I was Team Wexyn from the beginning. ????
Patricia Schlorke says
Me too! ????
Laura Martinez says
Temple of Desire. Who knew?
Sam says
Apparently, I’m a vampire… who knew?!
Pam says
Whee! Fun and unexpected! I need to hunt upcoming diaphanous veils now.
Amber says
ok, I’m definitely snickering at my quiz results. Thanks for the fun!
Alecia Register says
Oooh! I got Temple of Desire
Missy says
Higgra. I call that a win!
NANCY HASBACH says
You just sorted a 72 year old CPA into the Hope Crusing Horde. However I do have horses.
Moderator R says
Oooooh, otrokars have been rather elusive so far hehe, so yay, someone on their side!
Age has no meaning, The Horde is a state of mind ????
NANCY HASBACH says
I do battle with the IRS but the sales tax people are the toughest
Sabrina says
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Michael says
Temple of Desire,
#ladywexynatw
Judy Schultheis says
I answered the questions honestly and ended up with the Temple of Desire. Having thought about it for a while, I can see why – but it was truly a surprise.
Isabelle says
Team Vampire.????♀️????
I will not required to talk to First Scholar Thek, but i will not mind going to Baha-char
Susi says
Such fun, thank you Mod R!
Very happy to be in the temple contingent –
I wonder if there’s a temple from which I could participate in the upcoming Holy Anocracy Oxford Comma schisms …. Bring it!
Tempest says
House Oxford Comma welcomes all allies to our righteous, noble, and sacred cause.
Moderator R says
“House Oxford Comma” made me snort ????
All hail the Scribes of the Holy Anocracy!
Sabrina says
Oooooo where do I sign up? I would be willingly, eagerly, and enthusiastically defending the stronghold ????
Emilye says
ROFLMAO! Sabrina grrl, keep polishing those titles!
Ha hahaha, heeheehee, Woot!
Angela says
I saw what you did there with the What is love query – I giggled and my head started twitching to the side like it’s a night at the Roxbury.❤️
Nancy Anderson says
wow!! temple of desires on the first try. yay ???? this was a treat thank you ????
Brittany Hyde says
Vampire. deadly but loyal
Alannah says
Hope crushing horde. Boom!!
Romy says
Temple of Desires….that’s kind of unexpected
Courtney Mincy says
Team Higgra! My 6 cats approve wholeheartedly! ????????⬛
SoCoMom says
Temple of Desire – what makes you think I need a weapon?
Thanks for the very fun quiz. I was late in warming up to Lady W but evidently we’re on the same squad!
Sage6 says
I’m not sure how I ended up in the Temple of Desire Maybe, I went to Zen with my answers but I’ll take it. I think work should have naptime because who couldn’t use more sleep?
Kristi says
Higgra! LOL
Kathryn Albert says
Off topic- Anyone know if House Andrews will be attending SDCC 2023? trying to plan my cosplay and if there’s going to be an IA wait line or event I’m 100% going full BDH.
Kelly J Jacobs says
I didn’t want to pick the beaver answer because a real one has recently (last week) cut down a few small trees. A first in the 28 years we’ve lived here. I fear for its safety, and wonder where is it living and how did it get through the hog wire fence?
Marsha Parris says
Love it!
Other Barbara says
Temple of Desire.
In my case the Temple of Books, Pets, Coffee and Chocolate!
I feel young-ish, able to virtually dance and hide weapons in my gown
Nancy Weaver says
Temple of desire. Love me or I’ll balance your ass.
Niki in Philly says
Figures I was team jazz fins but ended up being Higgra-still so happy with mine cuz it’s me to a “T” lol so fun I’m only partially through I’m in midst of graduating an intense course and I’ve only allowed myself an hour of reading time until after I present tomorrow morning. ..can’t wait to finish it!!
Kat in NJ says
Acolyte of the Temple of Desire here….HA, Mod R, and the entire BDH are ALL my favorites! ????
Happy Release Week, all!!!!
Rangda says
I am from Hope Crushing Horde. Me like. ????????
Jenn Poniatowski says
Hahaha : VAMPIRE. my favorite. And I didn’t try to sway it that way.
Does Karat have a brother?
????
Sarah says
ohh run Temple of Desire.. I’ll take it!
Mary says
Thank you. Good to know where I belong. Fun!!!????♀️
Kay Tea says
Temple of Desires. I desire more learning and knowledge….
Dawn Black says
Temple of desires, I love it
TDoll says
So much fun!! Thank you, Mod R. You get all the attentions!!!!
PB says
Higgra.
I knew I was a cat lover, but didn’t think I qualified as one!
Maryam says
Temple of Desire. I’m good with that ????
Nicole says
team Vampire!
I’m ok with this, I like the vampires.
Meredith says
Definitely wanted Temple of Desires but I answered honestly and here I still am.
Gini Huebner says
I am a vampire
Caroline says
Temple of Desire.. I am so happy!
That is better than being House Gryfindor!
Judy Schultheis says
In the HP universe, I’m Hufflepuff. You don’t want to piss off a regular badger, either.
Tara L says
I got higgra ! very pleased
Lara says
so fun! temple of desire.
Raye says
Hope Crushing Horde here. Winter sun to you all.
Moderator R says
The rarest of results! ????
April says
Temple of Desires ????
Barb Mansavage says
I’m in the Temple Desire.
Barb Mansavage says
I’m in the Temple of Desire.
Diane G says
Hmmm very interesting, temple of desire is me. Great fun
Kelly M. says
Higgra. HAHAHAHA, yes!
Pamela says
I got vampire. Not sure I see it, but I had several I wanted to answer on each question, it was hard to choose one, lol.
Raymondo, Drinker of Coffee, Slayer of Spiders, says
Vampire!!! Woo-Hoo!!!
Ripper Cushions for EVERYONE!!!
Sabrina says
Sooooo will the BDH split internally into House Oxford Comma and House Ripper Cushions? ????
Tempest says
I don’t know . . . I think Ripper Cushions are one of the things that unite all the Houses. Can you truly be a vampire and NOT be #TeamRipperCushions? 🙂
Sabrina says
It might be the official unofficial motto of the Holy Anacrocy ????
Wendy Morrey says
Temple
of
Desire
????????
Love it!!
Cheryl says
Fun quiz!
B McNichol says
Temple of Desires, I suspect if I went with my second choices I would have ended up in Team Jazz Fins.
Tonya S. says
Team Temple of Desire!! Woohoo!
Bill G says
Ahhh; so, I’m a vampire! “You may be a bit feudal in your thinking and home security habits” Just because I have a moat lever? And how do they know about the bank of Klingon Disruptors I bought from a Ferengi?
Helga PT says
they sold the list of customer in the darknet ????️
Peggy jentoft says
Temple of Desire , it fits me well ,though I kind of expected to.land in jazz fins
Jean says
Temple of Desire. Balancing darkness and light. Why, yes, I am a Gemini! How did you know…?!
????????☯️
Sandra says
Me as well Jean ????????????????
Gloria says
Vampire! Ripper cushions!
Claire says
I can live with being a vampire.
Works for me.
Cheryl M says
The Temple, I’ll take it. Actually, I’ll enjoy my time there.
Catlover says
OMG I’m a vampire; color me surprised!
BonnieB says
Temple of Desire …. now to buy some veils & scare the family. ????
Debra R. says
“Fur”ocious Feline Faction forever!
#Higgra
Leissa says
Awesome!! I don’t agree, but I love it ❤️❤️❤️
Moderator R says
???? Let me guess, Temple?
Leissa says
Vampire ????
Valerie says
W00t. ToD for the win ❤️
Kat says
Team Ripper Cushions for the WIN!!
Timelady says
Whee Temple of Desire!
Alina says
That’s really fun, thank you Mod R!
Here I thought I would get Temple of Desire. Because I always try to take time for things I desire – for the balance of yours. (Like cake and books and a real good latte.)
But I probably should be a bit more careful with my coffee intake due to being a vampire. 😛
Let’s go eat cake and then find some enemy to crush.
Gundega says
You’ve arrived at the inn with the Oomboles. #TeamFish are Legion. You are a peaceful creature, who understands how dark the deep waters are and works to keep everyone out of them.
Sounds like me indeed ~
Mae Bar says
i wanted to be a vampire. but i got temple instead.
Sabrina says
It’s fine, you can apply for honorary membership I’m sure ????
CHINOOK1981 says
I didn’t have any preference. I answered honestly; a couple of the questions had more than one option that applied, but I broke it down to highest percentage of the time. Team Vampire it is. I’ll own that.
Melisa M. says
I always love your quizzes and games. Thanks for the fun Mod R!
Harriet says
Puahahaha, as I expected I’m TeamFish all the way!
AnnFlo says
but a Vampire?
who wolude’ve guessed?
😀
fun quiz!!
kels says
Statement: this was awesome and fun!
Marija says
Temple of Desires. Thank you!
Carolyn says
Hilarious. Thank you for a good laugh. BTW I’m a vampire.
Cris Reads says
Temple of Desire. I agree ????
Cris Reads says
*Desires ????
Sechat says
lolololol.
kristin says
Vampire. “Pour some coffee in my whiskey because it’s Ireland somewhere.” ???? stealing that quote. Thanks Mod R and HA! Great week.
Patricia says
Temple of Desire. I suppose I do feel a desire to be a priestess of Revenge.
Emilye says
Hahaha! That was great! And I am totally surprised by my placement, but pleased as well.
Emilye says
Oops! Came out Temple, btw…
Mary says
Yeay! I belong to the Temple of Desire.
Verslint says
whoot! Harmony in all things!
amber dawn says
i have been declared a Vampire.
i am ok with this. i hope ever one else got a class they can enjoy
hugs and happy holidays
amber dawn says
so i did it a second time with my second choices and i could have been a higgra
that one is cool as well :}
Terrie C says
I am Temple. Balance is all.
Maria says
Well apparently I’m on team Vampire, lol!! I didn’t think that one when I answered the questions ????????
Charlotte says
Oooh vampire…. I do like 🙂
Henry says
Vampire. Okay. I can live well with it.
Cinders says
Yes!!! Vampire it is!
Tina says
I am from The Temple. You decide which Desire fits your fate ????????????
I love it ????
christina savva says
i got hope crushing horde! ????
Courtenay says
#TeamSurprisedToBeTeamVampire
And House Oxford Comma.
On reflection, between cat, desire, fish, horde, tree, and vampire, I do fit best with the vampires.
Sabrina says
We are a mighty House! We welcome all, be they great warriors, sly tacticions, or just really big fans of punctuation ????????
Christine Peters says
I’m an Oombole! I shall start performing interpretive dance forthwith!
Jennifer says
That was fun; thank you!
Barbara says
Temple of desire!
Gretchen says
Ahahaha, that was fun 😀
Robin Talbot says
Vampire! surprised me, but I trust your judgement. I thought I might be an oombole…
Michelle says
I loved this quiz, it was so much fun!!!!!
Ayana says
To the surprise of no one who’s met me, I’m a Vampire. ????♀️
Bibliovore says
I am a Vampire. I may be a bit feudal in your thinking and home security habits, but I a, always working on personal development. And ripper cushions.
And my answers were all over the place. Will be fun to play with later.
Frédérique says
All right, I’m a temple of desire team-mate. What’s more to say : I love y’all
Michelle says
Temple of course!!
Carmen says
very sweet .. well done
Cindy says
Well, Temple of Desire it is…. Actually wasn’t expecting that, but I’ll take it and run.
Frédérique says
Oh, I forgot, for the love of a kitten and her Mama dog.
Mary says
#TeamFish forevah!!
Sharon says
acolytes of the Temple of Desire
ok, I’m cool with that XD
Tykee says
Acolytes of the Temple of Desire! I can see it ????
Ann Downs says
I enjoyed that a lot.
Kathleen L Kaufmann says
Temple of Desires. How fun. 😀
Lisa says
Temple of Desire! That’s hilarious. This was so much fun, thanks Mod R! And the puppies were adorable. ????
Cheryl B says
Temple of Desire! Heck yeah!
Ladyreadsalot says
Expected to be a Higgra as a I always end up a cat in any what kind of shape-shifting are you quiz (lol). However I am a Vampire. I will be the designated pilot as I do not like coffee. Please excuse me while I go apply to be Maud’s apprentice!
Ladyreadsalot says
shapeshifter-darn autocorrect
Erica says
I’m a vampire! I am unreasonably excited about this. ????????♀️
Denise says
Oombole I shall be! I have always been a water baby and a Pisces to fit.
Jennifer says
awesome! temple of Desire!
and the puppies were totally worth it.
and I’m still scratching my head over the beavers…
dlma says
HUH . . . ????
Natalia says
omg, oomboles
Moderator R says
You’re in good company with Mr Mod R ????
Patricia Schlorke says
I decided to take the quiz for a second time just now. I’m now part of the Hope Crushing Horde. 😀
So, if the Temple doesn’t work out for me, I can go to the Horde. Winter sun to all of you! The tea the Khanum drank at Dina’s sounds very nice on a cold day. 🙂
Momcat says
Thanks Mod R, that was fun. If I took this test prior to being 60 I would be a Higgra. No surprise there, but now at a couple of decades later,…it’s the Temple of Desire. Once I wiped my eyes and stopped laughing I thought it actually made sense.
Susan D McKinney says
ROFLMAO! Temple of Desire. That was not what I expected.
Shell says
I ended up with Lady wexyn… and although I have to admit I hadn’t thought about it before, it’s disconcertingly accurate. ????. LOL
Cindy says
Vampires are under represented in these comments! Lets hear it for Team Vampire!
Tempest says
We’re busy establishing our Houses.
So far we have House Oxford Comma. I don’t know that the dissenters have established a House name yet. 🙂 The general consensus seems to be that we all fall under the Ripper Cushions banner.
Sabrina says
Yes! The mighty House Oxford Comma has a long, illustrious, and honourable past, present, and future!
Mari says
Here!Here! ????
Samantha says
Oh you are sweet. I don’t need a weapon. Bwahahahah. love it.
Ruth says
Higgra because cats rule the universe (or should!).
ModR, you are the best and kindest ModR EVER! (Do we get to know your species?
Moderator R says
Dushegubs ofc. OMNOMNOMNOM I EAT YOUR COMMENTS
???? ????
Grace says
Team Vampire, excellent!
Cindy says
Also, Team Oxford comma!
Sabrina says
Yes! We cannot, will not, should not let the universe get away with lazy punctuation! ????
Juni says
Excellent I am with the Temple of Desire
Ps thanks for putting a horse in this quiz !
Tara says
Team: Temple of Desire!
I figured I would get that or the Holy Anocracy aka Space Vampires. I am huuuge into justice but no so much revenge (in real-life, in books-well…). However, the prietesses do research & only choose those cases they find worthy-so yeah, that works for me. Plus, as much as I’m into honor & kicking butt (which the priestesses also seem to like), I am not athletic enough to be a Knight. I am shaped like Lady Wexyn but tall. This quiz seems very accurate, at least for me. Thanks for making it!
Johanna J says
Fun! Thanks. ????
Nageeya says
Team Higgra and I knew it !
Henry says
Moderator R,
I tried to enter my comment about my being a Vampire. A message replied that I already posted and this was a duplicate.
I deleted the comment that was called a duplicate. Then searched for the original comment. There was none?
Moderator R says
Henry says
December 16, 2022 at 10:08 am
(Edit)
Vampire. Okay. I can live well with it.
The original is there ????
You can use the CTRL+F shortcut to look for keywords on a page, in this case your name ????
Henry says
Thank you. Looking forward to read what was said during the Zoom sessions.
Renee says
Fun – I am from the Temple of Desire. Explains loads LOL
Theresa Simington says
Ok,I’m a space fish. ????
Mari says
I am a Vampire!!!
Thank you, ModR!!
I shall always defend House Andrews!
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Petra says
???????? most fun I had in an email. Thank you.
Ann C ???? says
Wow! Temple of Desire! I’m cool with that! I hope First Scholar Thek doesn’t get too many complaints! Thanks Mod R!
I really enjoyed the Zoom on Wednesday. Looking forward to Brunch!
Lauren says
I’m a vampire!
snapdragon says
I can completely get why I am team Higgra.
mz says
Huh! Temple of Desire. Whodathunk?
Alex says
Surprised to see the vampire as I hardly storm the castle but since I think dishonor is the worst thing, I guess it was the best sorter
Robert Mark says
I got vampire!
way cool.
Sharon says
As a Taurus, I feel fully justified as a member of the Temple of Desire. We are truly the zodiac sign of FAAFO and sensuality. If we can get past our own raging stubbornness.
Kat says
#TeamFish – and then i took it over and over again to get all the other answers xD
Oona says
Higgra for the win, LOL. I am a cat person after all…oh, wait make that *I am a cat* that’s more descriptive…
Terry says
Not surprising- Vampire 🙂
Jeannie K says
Tried it twice. First time I got the Oomboles. A surprise, but I do like aquariums and jazz fins. Second try I got Vampires! Another surprise as I am a pacifist. (maybe deep down I am not?) Thanks it great fun!
Lisa Lenox says
I’m in the Temple of Desire! Yay!
I think lady Wexsn kicks ass.
Sue S says
Sweet. I can relate to this species. A sexy, sweet but deadly ass kicker ????
Mari says
I got the fish, which is pretty funny because I can’t swim.
Sabrina says
Ah, but can you dance? ????
Sue says
Oops, forgot to say Temple of Desire ????
Chandra says
Hunh. I got Vampire twice. And the second time I went back and chose the ‘other’ choice on every one I was unsure of.
I sooo don’t see it.
Anyway, as best as I can tell the various groups are
Oombole, Higgra, Otrokar, Temple of Desire, Dushegubs. Oh and Vampires. Yup thats six, lol, I kept adding them in my head and only getting 5, but I forgot to count my own people.
See told you I’m not a vampire, a good member of the Holy Annocracy would never put their own people last!
Thek!
Moderator R says
She says she’s not a vampire.
She keeps Count-ing.
Tsk. Tsk.
jewelwing says
Lol, I see what you did there.
Courtenay says
Of course a vampire would put their species last in this list. “V” is at the end of the alphabet, after all.
Liz says
Vampire, which cracks me up because I voted for Bestata until she was off the roster
Rachel says
Simply brilliant ????
Maria M. OToole says
I got the Temple of Desire! Go me!
Bruce R says
I just want to know the results distribution for the BDH: I’d predict Temple of Desire, Higgra, and Vampires got the most. (I got Temple of Desire, lol)
Christy says
Vampire. kek.
Deb Mowatt says
Team Jazz Fins for the win! I wanted something fierce, but…. Pisces/Aries cusp child. Plus, I love water and water sports. So Finny, it is.
Janna says
How fun Temple of Desire!
Kathleen says
Sweet! Temple of Desire…Luv puppies ????
Shirl says
Temple of Desire?
Joyce H says
I am a Temple of Desire Member
I LOVED the new book…especially the ending!!! Thank you!!
How long do I have to wait for the next one?
Love, BDH member in KY!!
Moderator R says
Officially, release dates won’t be announced any longer until a preorder or a blog serial is ready to drop https://ilona-andrews.com/2022/on-being-difficult/ . This is to manage both expectations and House Andrews’ wellbeing.
Unofficially, it will probably be a while to the next Innkeeper. Other sequels and exciting new projects are knocking at the door 🙂
Kathy Shaklee says
LOL first I’m a Centaur & now an acolyte of the Temple of Desire. What a combo…
maybe a horny horsemaster?
Marian says
Vampire. Makes sense, I guess. People are always complaining that I am too bloody minded.
BrendaJ says
Temple of Desire. Which is very cool as it’s also the Temple of Retribution. Best of all worlds IMHO.
Melissa Tovgaard says
I got Vampire ????♀️????
Moderator R says
I told you you’re an honorary Transylvanian :*
Becky says
That means that I also, am an honorary Transylvanian as I also got Vampire. Yay!!
Sherryl French says
xoxo. All in good fun.
Here Kitty Kitty
Mimi says
Apparently I’m a vampire….I can see it!
DianaInCa says
Jumping on the Band Wagon with all the other temple acolytes! Not surprised, but after spending most of the day baking and cleaning up after I really would like that coffee and a little Irish ????
ReadKnitSnark says
Vampire. I will have some coffee in my hot chocolate (with mini marshmallows), and read an epic heroic space adventure in front of my roaring fire while I knit. Or damn right there will be ripper cushions!
Trish says
Team Vampire!
Carly says
Vampires! I’m okay with that ????
Gloria Magid says
Hmm. OK, Temple of Desire. I’m not displeased!
Virginia says
Fun! Somehow, I came out as a Vampire. Wierd and very unexpected.
Virginia says
But yes, there will definitely be ripper cushions.
Amy Ann says
Temple of Desire! It’s Ireland somewhere!
Elizabeth Weishaupl says
Ooh vampire!!
Rhyn says
OMG I’ve finally found my Tribe – Temple of Desire!!!! How soon can we all meet up??? 😉
Shelley says
Temple of!
Phoenix says
I laughed more than I expected at “beavers”. But it was “pour some coffee in my whisky because it’s Ireland somewhere” that really did me in.
Apparently I’m a dog-loving Higgra, by the way ????
Becky says
Yes, that one was the BEST!! I picked it just for that. ????
Becky says
Even though I don’t like coffee or whiskey!
Carrie S says
Temple of Desire!
Evelyn says
Temple of Desire.
Huh.
Whitney says
That was really fun! I got temple of desires. I liked how clever, varied the choices were. Thank you for creating the quiz :).
Tracey says
Vampire!!
But haven’t stopped laughing about beavers yet! ????
Mari says
I loved the book.
Can we see please see the pictures of all of the finalists? The ones that were on the blog last May? I was disappointed that they weren’t in the book.
Jill says
A vampire….how very appropriate. I don’t like being out in bright sunlight.
Star Sharp says
Higgra!
Anne says
Vampire… I do have a collection of friends with amazing skills.
Jean Reads says
I can’t stop laughing at the Beaver’s option answers. Beavers can’t hurt me no more. ROFL.
I got Temple of Desire. This time.
Judith says
I love it! Temple of Desire it is. (I was afraid it might be the Dishegubs)!!!
AU says
After following the weekly Postings, I just finished Sweep of the heart.
It was great to read again trough all the known bits and pieces to come to the long awaited final chapters. As expected they aren’t final but opening tons of possibilities. Cliffhangerism at it’s best.
I’m waiting fore more to come…
Great thanks again.
Gaëlle from France says
I’m a vampire. Huh.
I burst of laughing at the last proposition about « what do you do to relax after a hard day of working » : « I plot »
Jas says
yes!!
I’m so glad to be an acolyte of the temple of desire.
veils and all!
Debra K Hoffmaster says
OK Happy with where I landed in the quiz!
Carrie says
Temple of Desire. Of course.
jean says
as per the quiz, am a vampire!????????
Nidia C says
According to the questionnaire I am an acolyte of desire. Being over 70+ yrs of age…..I ROCK!!! ????
mdy says
I’m #TeamFish??? bwahahaha!
I have to say — I spent many good minutes just chuckling at some of the options.
Dona Deam says
Fun
Trish says
This was fun! Did you record a tally so we could see there were X numbers sorted into each house?
Thank you.
Tara says
Temple of desire heehee
Poi says
Higgra. Heh. Suits me.
Kelly says
Too funny! Temple of Desire.
Thanks for the fun
Sophie says
Oombole – so that means I’m a fish? Not too bad actually ????
Anat says
Hey everyone, they’re is something I don’t get. when Dina visits Lady Wexyn, the latter tells her that Caldenia had petitioned her mother to avenge her brother’s death. Can someone help me understand this action?
Moderator R says
“ Not everyone supported the Sovereign’s reforms, no matter how much they were needed. A plot was hatched to kill him, and he was infected with a biological agent that resurrected the dormant genetic disease. It was never fully eradicated. It had just been suppressed.” Caldenia crossed her arms on her chest and stopped by a bench facing the water. Her nephew stopped next to her. They stood five feet apart, not looking at each other. This was all so sad and terrible. “The Sovereign knew he was dying,” Kosandion said. “If the true cause of his death was discovered, as it would be, the fitness of his heir would be called into question.”
Andrews, Ilona. Sweep of the Heart, Innkeeper Chronicles 5. Kindle edition, page 304 and 305
Katie says
…this was surprisingly accurate.
Emma says
Temple of desire baby, woot woooot
Stephanie says
#TeamJazzFins now and forever!
Becky says
Too fun! These were hysterical!!!
Lara S. says
Temple of Desire! Yay!!
Donna says
Higgra. Sounds exactly like a Gemini which I am.
Moromi says
I’m a vampire! can’t say I’m surprised tho????
Billie says
Such fun! An Acolyte of the Temple! And here I am, a cat (and dog) lover too.
sage says
My tablet is old, and misbehavior is the new norm. It picked the worst option in response to the dog question and I could not fix it????
Sherre says
Temple of Desire! Woo!
Lucy says
Is there scope for Mod R to contribute fiction to the BDH? Fan girl
Moderator R says
I leave the writings to the pros! But thank you for the kind words ????
Nia Zimmer says
Wow did not see that coming, Temple of Desire. But I like it.
Lollie says
Temple of desires. Fun quiz
pang says
vampire. Why?
Moderator R says
…because you chose a majority of vampire answers ????.
Is it a trick question? ????
Ista in Sydney says
as someone born on the cusp of Aries + Taurus, I embrace being an acolyte of the Temple of Desire.
Martha says
Thank you Mod R! I enjoyed the quiz very much.
Kathy says
Thank you, So much fun! Happy Holiday’s to BDH as we await the new year’s snack coming January!
Matt Cory says
OMG! I just finished reading Sweep of the heart, and it was awesome! I’m including my very short review here.
“ I followed a piece of this story every week as House Andrews wrote it on their blog as a serial, and I was hooked.
When they ended the story on the blog, they stopped just before the final spousal selection. Honestly, I could never have imagined how much further they could take this story, but Magnolia Green???
I NEVER saw that coming, and it was feckin’ bloody brilliant!
Oy this story! I was pissed, I was so touched, I cried; and the ending was absolutely glorious!”
Matt Cory says
Fun quiz – ????
House of Desire!
Rhonda says
love this!!
Thank you for the fun, and of course, you are exactly right. I do belong in the veils of the Temple of Desire!
Tevar says
Hope-Crushing Horde. Interesting.
Horus1989 says
Did this with an open mind and honesty and gained the Temple of Desire. i’m a little bit surprised since i don’t like People. Then again i like individuals and i was told that i’m a good listener and a great shoulder to cry on cause i don’t judge. so maybe it’s a good fit after all, since the Temple is about balance. My disdain for People in general is balanced by my ability to get extremely involved with individuals. considering it maybe it’s for the best that i’m ace. i’d really hate to go through heartbreak again and again
Molls says
T of D?????????
Higgra was my spirit animal.
Color my confused,astonished, confuzled ( I made that one up).
Carol Duchesneau says
Just finished the novel and Wow! I’m eagerly chomping at the bit for more. And I have so many questions!
kit says
I have just started re-reading SOTH and I don’t remember this candidate Pivor, have stumbled upon him, was he featured in those pictures posted with all the candidates?
Moderator R says
Pivot of the Murder Beaks has always been one of the candidates, his appearance was changed in the final edits however ???? – here he is in the spouse gallery https://ilona-andrews.com/innkeeper-chronicles-books/#spouse
Critterbee says
Higgra. You’re Welcome.
Anonymouse says
None of the above. I am more the blend in with the crowd then use my powers reluctantly type.
Tania Walker says
Temple of Desire which is probably right as I am a Libran ????
Darknari says
Little late to the party, but I got vampire~
Rebekka says
Vampire. Why am I not completly surprised, especially about the safe-at-home part? Huh. 😀
Can’t say I’m not pleased with the result!