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Quiz- Which Intergalactic Bachelor delegation do you belong in

Blog, Fun, Sweep of the Heart POST A COMMENT December 15, 2022 by Moderator R

Hi everyone, Mod R here.

Today, per release week request, I bring you a quiz which will determine which Sweep of the Heart spousal delegation you belong to. Also per request, it contains puppies.

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SotH Quiz- Which Intergalactic Bachelor delegation do you belong in?

You've made it to Gertrude Hunt for the spouse selection, but which of the 6 most beloved alien species from Sweep of the Heart are your accompanying brethren?

1 / 7

If you were a superhero, you would:

2 / 7

Would your crush choose you in a room full of people?

heart

3 / 7

What would you do if I gave you this puppy?

4 / 7

What do you fear most of all:

5 / 7

Pick a weapon:

6 / 7

Best way to declare your love:

7 / 7

How do you a relax after a long day?

The results will sort you into one of the 6 most Horde-popular Alien species. As usual, this is for fun and must not be taken as a clinical personality assessment. If you have any complaints, please address them to First Scholar Thek, The Great Tree, Baha-char.

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  1. Elizabeth G says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:34 pm

    Temple of Desires. Okay. I can see it.

    YAY advent week of Book Release

    • Irishmadchen says

      December 15, 2022 at 11:32 pm

      An acolyte twin! Can I get you something? Or should I just leave you alone?

    • Ray says

      December 16, 2022 at 11:32 am

      Me too. Anything you want?

      • Joann K says

        December 16, 2022 at 9:57 pm

        Me four! *waves*

    • ewwwitzjune says

      December 16, 2022 at 11:32 am

      +1

    • Maura says

      December 16, 2022 at 11:51 am

      Higgra- despite not being a cat fan, the explanation makes complete sense ???????? This was fun, thank you ????

      • Moderator R says

        December 16, 2022 at 12:01 pm

        I always find that the people who don’t like cats much, are very catlike themselves. Which makes sense if you think about it. It’s competition ????.

        • jewelwing says

          December 16, 2022 at 6:34 pm

          Yep. They tend to be stereotypically catlike, which is not necessarily the same as actually catlike.

        • Robyn says

          December 16, 2022 at 9:27 pm

          I am deeply and personally offended by this ????

    • Tashraven says

      December 16, 2022 at 12:16 pm

      +1

      • Tashraven says

        December 16, 2022 at 12:17 pm

        Somehow I commented in the wrong place. My result was Temple of Desire

      • JenniE says

        December 18, 2022 at 11:20 am

        I’m surprisingly an acolyte. Balance is crucial to living.

    • Sara T says

      December 16, 2022 at 1:31 pm

      +1

    • An says

      December 16, 2022 at 5:34 pm

      Temple of Desires!

    • Régi says

      December 17, 2022 at 3:12 pm

      Me too!!!

  2. Kathleen says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:36 pm

    Well, I qualified as team jazz fins…

    • Susan Y says

      December 15, 2022 at 3:16 pm

      I wanted to be on team jazz fins!

    • Christy says

      December 15, 2022 at 3:34 pm

      Jazz fins here, too. Which is sort of fitting for a Pisces. (Just don’t tell them that I adore sushi, ok?)

      • Circejane says

        December 15, 2022 at 4:21 pm

        Another Pisces here who is evidently a closet Oombole. Jazz fins FTW!

        • VictoriaP says

          December 15, 2022 at 5:15 pm

          And another… ????

          • Denise says

            December 16, 2022 at 11:42 am

            And Another!

            • Kristin L. says

              December 16, 2022 at 2:46 pm

              And yet another! So so funny!

              • jewelwing says

                December 16, 2022 at 6:36 pm

                That’s hilarious. What are the odds?

                • Andreas says

                  December 19, 2022 at 11:09 am

                  Another. And I love Sushi too 😉 Even took part in a sushi making course once.

      • Cymru Llewes says

        December 26, 2022 at 9:36 pm

        well, what else would a fish eat but other fish, raw? (seaweed, diatoms, are krill and plankton fish?)

        except sushi is seasoned, normally with vinegar, rice. sashimi is raw fish.

    • Catbird says

      December 15, 2022 at 9:49 pm

      Jazz fins rule! except they’re not into conquest. Never saw that coming ????????

      • KaReN says

        December 25, 2022 at 5:52 am

        I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised that I’m team Jazz fins. I immediately visualized the Oombole fainting after the fight. .. I can’t stand scary movies. My family love watching the Walking Dead. I told them that if Earth ever had that happen, I wouldn’t even survive for 1 hour. I would be one of those ‘ugh!’ people who literally freeze physically/mentally when scared. Eh. I know my shortcomings.

    • Helga PT says

      December 16, 2022 at 6:13 am

      +1????

    • PaEla says

      December 16, 2022 at 10:54 am

      me too ????

      • Katie says

        December 16, 2022 at 11:14 am

        #TeamJazzFins ????????

    • Katrina says

      December 16, 2022 at 11:15 am

      Yay for being an Oombole!

    • Variel says

      December 16, 2022 at 6:54 pm

      Yay me too, Team Jazz Fins.

  3. Ash says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:37 pm

    Dang, Mod R, you’re spoiling us! You’re a beast! Thanks for the hard work!

  4. LauraKC says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:37 pm

    This is the best week ever! Last night was super fun. Thank you House Andrews. Hope you got enough sleep, Mod R!

  5. Kelticat says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:37 pm

    Well, I ended up with Lady Wexyn.

    • Sherri says

      December 16, 2022 at 11:17 am

      Team Temple for me as well.

      • jewelwing says

        December 16, 2022 at 6:37 pm

        Same here. I suspect most of my friends would be rolling around on the ground laughing.

        • jewelwing says

          December 16, 2022 at 7:10 pm

          And I just went back and did it again, going with a second option on a couple of questions that were tough to decide on the first round, and *still* got Temple of Desire. This is just going to be my little secret.

  6. Karen says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:39 pm

    Temple of Desires! 😀

  7. Judith Davis says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:43 pm

    Temple of Desires! I’m so happy to be associated with them!
    Thank you, Mod R and House Andrews!
    Harmony prevails!

    • Martha Christina says

      December 15, 2022 at 2:26 pm

      +1

      • Jaime says

        December 16, 2022 at 5:15 pm

        Vampire… RIPPER CUSHIONS!!!!

    • Marianne says

      December 15, 2022 at 5:37 pm

      Temple too!

      • Gressa says

        December 15, 2022 at 8:31 pm

        Temple of Desire and so so happy abt it

    • CatS says

      December 16, 2022 at 3:20 am

      +1

    • Melissa says

      December 16, 2022 at 7:31 pm

      +1

      Cool, powerful, smart and oh so balanced. Good to go!

  8. DMcB says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:44 pm

    Please don’t tell my fellow Vampires that I love them. So very happy to be amongst my people. (And a bit surprised that was my group.)

    • Tempest says

      December 15, 2022 at 2:10 pm

      #TeamVampire

      • Kasle says

        December 15, 2022 at 2:34 pm

        #Team vampire!

        • Leo says

          December 15, 2022 at 2:49 pm

          Really surprised to be TeamVampire.

        • Sabrina says

          December 15, 2022 at 2:50 pm

          #TeamSurprisedToBeTeamVampire ????

          • Carol says

            December 15, 2022 at 3:26 pm

            Ditto

          • Debora Chang says

            December 15, 2022 at 4:08 pm

            Yup, me too. But on the plus side, this means we get all the ripper cushions – right?

            • Norbert says

              December 15, 2022 at 8:13 pm

              Vampires rule!

            • John says

              December 15, 2022 at 8:26 pm

              Team Ripper Cushions

              • Maureen says

                December 16, 2022 at 9:41 am

                Team Ripper Cushions unite!

              • laura says

                December 16, 2022 at 1:15 pm

                yes! my brain went straight to team ripper cushions rather than team vampire!

                • Jenya says

                  December 16, 2022 at 10:35 pm

                  Ripper cushions and swords!!! who wouldn’t love us 😉

          • Moira Gunsul says

            December 15, 2022 at 11:31 pm

            Same here. How did that happen?

          • Sue F says

            December 16, 2022 at 11:19 am

            +1

    • Tink says

      December 15, 2022 at 3:30 pm

      Apparently I’m a very subtle vampire because I didn’t know I was one.

      • Sherri says

        December 16, 2022 at 11:18 am

        Wow! That IS subtle.

    • Maria R. says

      December 15, 2022 at 4:08 pm

      #teamVampire vaguely surprised but I’m comfortable behind my solid wooden desk, cleaning my syn-armor.

      Many thanks @ Mod R. Btw those dang beavers.

    • Leissa says

      December 15, 2022 at 11:53 pm

      I was surprised to be team vampire ????

      • Moderator R says

        December 15, 2022 at 11:56 pm

        No one ever expects the Inquisition Holy Anocracy ????‍♀️

        • DianaInCa says

          December 16, 2022 at 4:26 pm

          Ha ha

    • Mel says

      December 16, 2022 at 1:42 am

      #TeamVampire

    • Raffy says

      December 16, 2022 at 7:50 am

      Team Vampire – yes!

    • Mari says

      December 16, 2022 at 12:51 pm

      #team Vampire!
      I am!
      Sorry, MoD R. I keep replying to dancing fish. ????

      • Angela says

        December 16, 2022 at 5:35 pm

        I really try not to be too feudal.

        oh well, you got me #teamvampire all the way

    • Sivi says

      December 18, 2022 at 7:22 pm

      apparently I’m team vampire too! never saw that comming… but given that I love the ripper cushions, guess I’m home

  9. Relin says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:46 pm

    Mwahahaha! An Acolyte of the Temple of Desire! Heck yeah!!! Thank you Mod R for the fun quiz!

    • Breann says

      December 16, 2022 at 6:19 pm

      +1 ????

  10. Keera says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:50 pm

    I got Temple of Desire. Which I find hilarious I didnt trust them one bit until I got the book to finish the story. If Im being honest I still dont ????

    • Nis says

      December 16, 2022 at 3:48 pm

      Ah! Same result as you, and had the same feeling while reading, glad Im not alone! Lol

      Not mad at the test results thou, if I think about it, it kind of makes sense.

      • TLewis says

        December 17, 2022 at 3:59 pm

        +1 to all this

  11. Linda Trainor says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:50 pm

    that was fun.

  12. njb says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:51 pm

    That was fun, thanks! I randomly picked three times and was sorted into three different categories, none of which I would probably have picked on my own. Hehe!

  13. Sarah says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:52 pm

    this is delightful, what a fun brain break from my day 🙂

  14. Siobhan says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:52 pm

    Ok, I did NOT see that coming. I’m Temple of Desire.

  15. Skye says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:57 pm

    Woo hoo! Temple of Desire, here.

  16. Diane E Wilson says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:58 pm

    Higgra.

    Why am I not Teh Beaver?

    (Great quiz, thanks!)

    • Nickole195 says

      December 15, 2022 at 2:27 pm

      I’m a kitty too

      • Leigh Ann Parente says

        December 15, 2022 at 2:54 pm

        There was really never any question. Kittens FTW!

        • J D says

          December 15, 2022 at 3:53 pm

          #TeamPrettyKitty!

          • Rosie says

            December 15, 2022 at 6:35 pm

            Yaaaasssss!

            I was actually surprised even though I’m wearing pajama pants that look like Cyanide’s fur as I type this.

            • Vicki LENOIR says

              December 16, 2022 at 6:31 am

              I was really surprised myself too!
              I’m allergic to cats and love dogs….
              but I am a leo who is very Leo….

        • Arianna says

          December 16, 2022 at 9:48 am

          Kittens rule the world!
          Go team Higgra!

    • Suzi says

      December 15, 2022 at 5:01 pm

      KITTEHS UNITE!! (Like thundercats, but better!)

      • Julian says

        December 17, 2022 at 10:51 pm

        Kittehs ARE manifestly the best. Duh.

    • Aydee says

      December 16, 2022 at 10:18 am

      Higgra here too. I can kinda see it, as they didn’t seem too much fazed by much.

  17. Kristina says

    December 15, 2022 at 1:59 pm

    Vampire woowoo!

  18. Vianne says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:01 pm

    A Vampire! Yayyyyy!

  19. Arlia says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:03 pm

    Is most everyone getting temple of desire? Incidentally, I did too.
    I wonder if it says something about the personality of the horde as a whole ????

    • Dana G says

      December 15, 2022 at 2:15 pm

      Dayamn, I was thinking the exact same thing!

      • Moderator R says

        December 15, 2022 at 2:22 pm

        The BDH strives for balance 😀 . Allegedly hehe.

        • Chandra says

          December 16, 2022 at 2:28 pm

          Balance only as long as it involves a giant stack of HA books… well stacked and perfectly balanced of course! Lol!!!

      • Faith says

        December 15, 2022 at 2:44 pm

        #Team Temple here too.

        Empathy, love, and support run strong among the Horde. Well the book devouring kind.

    • Strike says

      December 15, 2022 at 2:25 pm

      I think the statements for the temple of desire are the “most”positive, normal & flattering (and not insane like some of the dushegrub options). It would be very tough to have to come up with general “positive” traits for people to choose that will land us in some of the esoteric/odd delegations…

      I had the most fun matching each of the “answers” to each delegation.

      • Moderator R says

        December 15, 2022 at 2:32 pm

        personally, I think it’s the puppy question 😀

        • Faith says

          December 15, 2022 at 2:44 pm

          Yea, nurture and love of course!

          • Sabrina says

            December 15, 2022 at 2:51 pm

            Urinary awareness for the win ????

            • Patricia Schlorke says

              December 15, 2022 at 3:24 pm

              Yeah, no peeing on your fellow neighbors. ????????????

        • Leissa says

          December 15, 2022 at 11:54 pm

          ????????????

    • Bal says

      December 15, 2022 at 3:41 pm

      +10000

  20. Melody says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:04 pm

    Loved that!! Temple of desire, not a shocker lol

  21. Tempest says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:07 pm

    Took it twice. I’m a vampire. (I am a firm believer in Ripper Cushions, so that tracks.) Ok, then.

    I’m going to focus on developing my host of titles: Devourer of Books, She Who Tortures the Froshlings, Defender of the Oxford Comma, etc.

    • Tempest says

      December 15, 2022 at 2:10 pm

      But I can TOTALLY hold my coffee.

      • njb says

        December 15, 2022 at 2:34 pm

        ????

      • Hannah W says

        December 15, 2022 at 6:51 pm

        here, here!

    • Leo says

      December 15, 2022 at 2:50 pm

      yay Oxford comma!

      • Mimi says

        December 15, 2022 at 3:03 pm

        Another vampire here, Death to the Hated Oxford Comma!!!

      • Karen the griffmom says

        December 15, 2022 at 3:12 pm

        You will pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and (someone find find me a wise and witty third adjective) hands.

        • Carol says

          December 15, 2022 at 3:28 pm

          Ink-stained?

      • John says

        December 15, 2022 at 8:35 pm

        Oxford comma and The Chicago Manual of Style.

    • Tempest says

      December 15, 2022 at 3:41 pm

      Ok, evidently BDH Vampire Houses are going align along Oxford Comma lines. 🙂

      • Ctl says

        December 15, 2022 at 5:48 pm

        Then subdivide again over whether or not to double space after a period.

        • CC says

          December 15, 2022 at 9:48 pm

          #TeamVampireOxfordDoubleSpace

          • Eric says

            December 15, 2022 at 11:28 pm

            Yay team #TeamVampireOxfordDoubleSpace! I’m totally on board!

          • Terry says

            December 16, 2022 at 2:09 pm

            +1 I’m too old and Lord Soren-like to change now.

        • Leissa says

          December 15, 2022 at 11:59 pm

          No double space!! ????

        • aderyn says

          December 16, 2022 at 3:51 am

          Hmm, slightly unexpected to be Vampire, but – double space? Arghh! Absolutely not!! Perhaps Vampire is my team after all ????

        • jewelwing says

          December 16, 2022 at 6:42 pm

          OK, this is even more hilarious than all the Pisces turning out to be Ooomboles.

      • Chandra says

        December 16, 2022 at 2:32 pm

        Uhhhh…
        Is
        ‘#TeamVampireButWhatExactlyIsAnOxfordComma’
        an option?

        • Liz L says

          December 16, 2022 at 10:06 pm

          Right there with you????

        • Sivi says

          December 18, 2022 at 7:25 pm

          lol -snap.
          #TeamNon-GramaticalVampire

    • Other Barbara says

      December 15, 2022 at 5:18 pm

      The Oxford Comma shall remain, through history, the stalwart container we must support.

      Ever try NOT to use it? Feels bad!

  22. Danna says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:08 pm

    I have gotten Higgra <3 I have no one to share that with but the horde.

  23. Gretchen says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:10 pm

    So I’m the only Dushegub in the comment section?

    Thank you Mod R, I knew I had it in me!

    • Moderator R says

      December 15, 2022 at 3:03 pm

      It’s like admitting you’re a Slyterin, few have the courage to own it ????

    • Sasha says

      December 15, 2022 at 3:15 pm

      nope me too. no regrets ????

  24. Bev says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:11 pm

    Temple of Desire, I can live with that! Fun quiz, thank-you

  25. Sami says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:12 pm

    A mighty Higgra!!!

    This was a lot of fun, Mod R, you’re the best!

  26. Tempest says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:13 pm

    ModR — will you let us know where you landed?

    • Moderator R says

      December 15, 2022 at 2:15 pm

      All moderators are Automatic Dushegubs.

      (Which differs from the Semi-automatic Dushegubs by the fact that we don’t need to eat only one comment at a time.)

      • AP says

        December 15, 2022 at 4:11 pm

        ????

      • Ray says

        December 16, 2022 at 11:33 am

        ????????????????????

  27. TiffanyCrystal says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:14 pm

    Oh, wow. Alright. I like that, lol. I got the Temple of Desire~

  28. Simone says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:16 pm

    Very fun. Thanks Mod R. Temple of Desire with some Cyanide thrown in there ????

  29. Too embarrassed to name myself says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:17 pm

    Oomboles! I’m a fishy fishy fishy….

  30. Karen Prentice says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:18 pm

    Fun! I’m in Temple of Desire! Who’d have figured?

  31. Me says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:20 pm

    Otrokar :DDDDDDDDDD

    I knew by the crush answer I was doomed.

    • Caitlin says

      December 15, 2022 at 5:11 pm

      Me too! Scrolling through the comments we seem to be rare!

  32. jing says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:20 pm

    Vampire….. by my sword lol

  33. RJ says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:20 pm

    Vampire, baby! Working on reaper cushions.

  34. Anna L says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:22 pm

    Totally Temple of Desire, now which sub temple I would be in don’t know. Although revenge is always fun

  35. Niki says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:25 pm

    temple of desire!! much fun! Thank you!!!

  36. gingko-girl says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:26 pm

    Mod R, you’re the best! As always great fun.
    I, like many, ended up in Temple of Desire.
    I think I may go back and choose random responses and see how I do!
    Thank you!

  37. Amy says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:29 pm

    So who would be the saint patron of Fuck Around And Find Out?

    • Moderator R says

      December 15, 2022 at 2:30 pm

      Hmmm…my vote is definitely Saint Olga of Kyiv. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev
      No one puts Olga in a corner!

      • Bev says

        December 15, 2022 at 4:23 pm

        I read the link! St. Olga had her husband’s murderers carried in their boat to a trench she had dug the day before and had them buried alive. Go Olga!

      • DianaInCa says

        December 16, 2022 at 4:35 pm

        Whoa she did not fool around!

  38. Helena says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:34 pm

    Oomboles forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jjajja

  39. Kate Thompson says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:35 pm

    Very fun!

  40. Rose says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:36 pm

    I had to read the clown colege answer twice, we don’t have them here, but it’s a great insult!

    Thank you Mod R, I’m a Fish.

  41. Donna says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:38 pm

    okay, I’ll take the Oomboles. Jazz hands!

  42. Elizabeth Wilson says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:42 pm

    I’m a Vampire. I get the ripper cushions!! Yay!!????????????

  43. Gail says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:45 pm

    Pour some coffee in your whiskey because it’s Ireland somewhere. Bwa hahahaha!!

    I love these quizzes.

  44. Sara B. says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:47 pm

    Barsa! Barsa, barsa, barsa!

    I hope this is not considered a spoiler… no context unless you have completed reading/re-reading Sweep of the Heart.

  45. Wendy says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:47 pm

    Temple of Desire. Yep

  46. Sabrina says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:48 pm

    Wahahaha I’m loving this ???? I have absolutely no idea why mine came up vampire, I was really expecting Oombole, but I had a blast ???? Thank you!

    • Moderator R says

      December 15, 2022 at 2:49 pm

      Well, they are both interested in safety and security, but from completely different angles hehe.

      • Sabrina says

        December 15, 2022 at 2:54 pm

        Oooooo – that is actually a really interesting explanation! ????

  47. Dawn Emerson says

    December 15, 2022 at 2:57 pm

    Heh heh. Temple of desire, huh?

  48. CTL says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:02 pm

    Hmm. Temple of Desire. Ok then.
    I like going back and seeing what happens when I pick other options: Eat the dog, become a tree…

  49. Konstantin says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:03 pm

    Temple of Desire!! What a surprise, not what I expected, but an honor it is!
    Expected anything but 😀
    Thank you, Mod R, for all the hard work and doing the quizz – just intrigued my wife with the next Innkeeper Installment (am bringing her into the BDH fold this autimn)!

  50. Victorria says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:05 pm

    Temple of Desires. No big surprise. HAHAHAHA!

  51. Mary Matthesen says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:07 pm

    Yay! Team Vampire! Let there be ripper cushions!

  52. Sandhya Rao says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:09 pm

    Team Jazz Fins! I wasn’t surprised though ????

    • LadyLark says

      December 15, 2022 at 4:08 pm

      Sup sibling! ????????????

  53. Heidi Fast says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:10 pm

    Temple of Desire!

  54. Vanessa says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:13 pm

    Temple of Desire for me too!

  55. Dallas says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:14 pm

    Temple of Desire – very funny if you knew me.

  56. Sjik says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:16 pm

    Temple of Desire, whoa that is a lot of responsibility. I may have picked ambitious and aspirational answers. I’m gonna go back and do more realistic ones 😛 Thank you Mod R!!!! This is super fun!!

  57. Susan Y says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:17 pm

    temple of desire. not what I wanted but I saw the writing on the wall

  58. Courtney Kronk says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:19 pm

    Joining my friends in the Vampire delegation!

    • Sabrina says

      December 15, 2022 at 3:33 pm

      Come to the dark side, we have Oxford commas ????

      • Irishmadchen says

        December 15, 2022 at 11:44 pm

        And swords, maces, bucklers, and ripper cushions!

  59. Sonson says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:19 pm

    Omg this is the best! Love a quiz! Only thing that could top this is a Bachelor AITA Reddit entry blog

    • Moderator R says

      December 15, 2022 at 3:23 pm

      “I (M/O/27) have bought my girlfriend’s (F/H?/unknown) freedom from a bunch of homicidal trees and now she’s taken control of my Tribe. AITA if I try to return her on the sly?” ????

      • Sabrina says

        December 15, 2022 at 3:33 pm

        ????

      • Autumn says

        December 15, 2022 at 11:00 pm

        OMG LOL

      • Becky says

        December 18, 2022 at 2:45 pm

        ????????????

  60. Kechara says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:20 pm

    I got Temple too. I thought I would be a cat person but I was pretty scrupulously honest and didn’t throw it that way

  61. Manymes says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:23 pm

    Yep, Temple of Desires are me.

    Thank you, that was fun!

  62. Grace says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:25 pm

    Surprise surprise, I got Higgra. Well, everyone who knows me thinks I’m part cat as it is…

  63. Patricia Schlorke says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:28 pm

    I’m with the Temple too. Go Lady W! ????

  64. Surfergirl says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:31 pm

    Temp,e of Desire ????. Well, I’m a Scorpio, so we’re big on revenge!

    • Moderator R says

      December 15, 2022 at 3:32 pm

      We Scorps know what’s what ????

      • Erika says

        December 16, 2022 at 9:57 am

        Yes, we do. Temple Twins.

    • Judy C says

      December 16, 2022 at 11:53 am

      Same. So really not surprised.

  65. Kim Stewart says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:31 pm

    Temple of Desire. I’ll take it!

  66. Tapati says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:31 pm

    Temple of Desire. Though the Dushegub answers were amusing.

  67. Tink says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:32 pm

    Hey, ModR, does that quiz keep a count of what everyone ends up being? I’m really curious to see the composition of the BDH.

    • Sabrina says

      December 15, 2022 at 3:35 pm

      Oh dear I hope not as I just took it six times to get all the possible answers ????

      • Ctl says

        December 15, 2022 at 5:43 pm

        Me too. I had to know which 6 made the list!

      • Tink says

        December 15, 2022 at 10:52 pm

        Shouldn’t matter as long as you did all 6. You canceled your own votes.

        • Sabrina says

          December 16, 2022 at 2:46 am

          Are you trying to sneak statistics up on us? ????????????

          • Tink says

            December 16, 2022 at 8:43 am

            Gotta keep an eye on you Temple of Desire types. You’re sneaky.

            • Sabrina says

              December 16, 2022 at 9:21 am

              Pfff, Vampire all the way – the mighty House Oxford Comma salutes you! ????

          • Patricia Schlorke says

            December 16, 2022 at 11:38 am

            I could but right now I’m all peace and harmony. 😉

  68. Vanessa says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:35 pm

    OMG love this quiz. Thank you Mod R!!!!! I am mighty Higgra. ????

  69. Dee says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:38 pm

    Temple of Desire in the House!!!!

  70. Breid Foxsong says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:41 pm

    Yay! Temple of Desires!!

  71. Roxanne Wynne Davenport says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:42 pm

    Heh.
    “Pardon me whilst I interrupt your attentions, oh, mighty Higgra. Some people may think you’re aloof and selfish, but you just have strong boundaries, mercurial moods and a penchant to express your love by torturing the lucky people you’ve picked as your favourites.”
    Yeah. That totally works!

  72. Hillary Cresswell says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:50 pm

    Temple of Desire. at least I am not a murder tree. ????

  73. Stacey says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:58 pm

    I must have balanced out my “I don’t need a weapon.” and “try me” answers because I got Desire. I am about balance – I prefer the carrot, but I’ve got a big stick too!

    • Cris Reads says

      December 18, 2022 at 11:09 am

      I agree ????????

  74. Tom says

    December 15, 2022 at 3:58 pm

    Vampire….

    Loved the Beavers!

    Thank you Mod R!

  75. Sharon says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:00 pm

    Fun! Thank you!

  76. Liv says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:04 pm

    I’m with the temple of Desires.

    That was fun., thank you.

    Glad I’m not afraid of Beavers!

  77. LadyLark says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:06 pm

    #TeamFish !!! ????????????

  78. Schlyne says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:12 pm

    I did not think I would get vampires. I love it.

  79. AP says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:14 pm

    That was fun!! Thanks Mod R!

    I am with the Temple of Desire which makes me happy since I was Team Wexyn from the beginning. ????

    • Patricia Schlorke says

      December 15, 2022 at 5:08 pm

      Me too! ????

  80. Laura Martinez says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:15 pm

    Temple of Desire. Who knew?

  81. Sam says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:17 pm

    Apparently, I’m a vampire… who knew?!

  82. Pam says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:21 pm

    Whee! Fun and unexpected! I need to hunt upcoming diaphanous veils now.

  83. Amber says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:21 pm

    ok, I’m definitely snickering at my quiz results. Thanks for the fun!

  84. Alecia Register says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:24 pm

    Oooh! I got Temple of Desire

  85. Missy says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Higgra. I call that a win!

  86. NANCY HASBACH says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:27 pm

    You just sorted a 72 year old CPA into the Hope Crusing Horde. However I do have horses.

    • Moderator R says

      December 15, 2022 at 4:29 pm

      Oooooh, otrokars have been rather elusive so far hehe, so yay, someone on their side!

      Age has no meaning, The Horde is a state of mind ????

      • NANCY HASBACH says

        December 15, 2022 at 5:03 pm

        I do battle with the IRS but the sales tax people are the toughest

        • Sabrina says

          December 16, 2022 at 2:47 am

          ????

  87. Michael says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:27 pm

    Temple of Desire,

    #ladywexynatw

  88. Judy Schultheis says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:28 pm

    I answered the questions honestly and ended up with the Temple of Desire. Having thought about it for a while, I can see why – but it was truly a surprise.

  89. Isabelle says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:34 pm

    Team Vampire.????‍♀️????
    I will not required to talk to First Scholar Thek, but i will not mind going to Baha-char

  90. Susi says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:40 pm

    Such fun, thank you Mod R!
    Very happy to be in the temple contingent –
    I wonder if there’s a temple from which I could participate in the upcoming Holy Anocracy Oxford Comma schisms …. Bring it!

    • Tempest says

      December 15, 2022 at 7:19 pm

      House Oxford Comma welcomes all allies to our righteous, noble, and sacred cause.

      • Moderator R says

        December 15, 2022 at 10:28 pm

        “House Oxford Comma” made me snort ????

        All hail the Scribes of the Holy Anocracy!

      • Sabrina says

        December 16, 2022 at 2:50 am

        Oooooo where do I sign up? I would be willingly, eagerly, and enthusiastically defending the stronghold ????

        • Emilye says

          December 16, 2022 at 8:18 am

          ROFLMAO! Sabrina grrl, keep polishing those titles!

          Ha hahaha, heeheehee, Woot!

  91. Angela says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:40 pm

    I saw what you did there with the What is love query – I giggled and my head started twitching to the side like it’s a night at the Roxbury.❤️

  92. Nancy Anderson says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:41 pm

    wow!! temple of desires on the first try. yay ???? this was a treat thank you ????

  93. Brittany Hyde says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:45 pm

    Vampire. deadly but loyal

  94. Alannah says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:51 pm

    Hope crushing horde. Boom!!

  95. Romy says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:53 pm

    Temple of Desires….that’s kind of unexpected

  96. Courtney Mincy says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:54 pm

    Team Higgra! My 6 cats approve wholeheartedly! ????????‍⬛

  97. SoCoMom says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Temple of Desire – what makes you think I need a weapon?

    Thanks for the very fun quiz. I was late in warming up to Lady W but evidently we’re on the same squad!

  98. Sage6 says

    December 15, 2022 at 4:56 pm

    I’m not sure how I ended up in the Temple of Desire Maybe, I went to Zen with my answers but I’ll take it. I think work should have naptime because who couldn’t use more sleep?

  99. Kristi says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:01 pm

    Higgra! LOL

  100. Kathryn Albert says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:09 pm

    Off topic- Anyone know if House Andrews will be attending SDCC 2023? trying to plan my cosplay and if there’s going to be an IA wait line or event I’m 100% going full BDH.

  101. Kelly J Jacobs says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:11 pm

    I didn’t want to pick the beaver answer because a real one has recently (last week) cut down a few small trees. A first in the 28 years we’ve lived here. I fear for its safety, and wonder where is it living and how did it get through the hog wire fence?

  102. Marsha Parris says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:11 pm

    Love it!

  103. Other Barbara says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:12 pm

    Temple of Desire.
    In my case the Temple of Books, Pets, Coffee and Chocolate!

    I feel young-ish, able to virtually dance and hide weapons in my gown

  104. Nancy Weaver says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:19 pm

    Temple of desire. Love me or I’ll balance your ass.

  105. Niki in Philly says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:28 pm

    Figures I was team jazz fins but ended up being Higgra-still so happy with mine cuz it’s me to a “T” lol so fun I’m only partially through I’m in midst of graduating an intense course and I’ve only allowed myself an hour of reading time until after I present tomorrow morning. ..can’t wait to finish it!!

  106. Kat in NJ says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:40 pm

    Acolyte of the Temple of Desire here….HA, Mod R, and the entire BDH are ALL my favorites! ????

    Happy Release Week, all!!!!

  107. Rangda says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:43 pm

    I am from Hope Crushing Horde. Me like. ????????

  108. Jenn Poniatowski says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:51 pm

    Hahaha : VAMPIRE. my favorite. And I didn’t try to sway it that way.

    Does Karat have a brother?

    ????

  109. Sarah says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:52 pm

    ohh run Temple of Desire.. I’ll take it!

  110. Mary says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:54 pm

    Thank you. Good to know where I belong. Fun!!!????‍♀️

  111. Kay Tea says

    December 15, 2022 at 5:55 pm

    Temple of Desires. I desire more learning and knowledge….

  112. Dawn Black says

    December 15, 2022 at 6:05 pm

    Temple of desires, I love it

  113. TDoll says

    December 15, 2022 at 6:07 pm

    So much fun!! Thank you, Mod R. You get all the attentions!!!!

  114. PB says

    December 15, 2022 at 6:07 pm

    Higgra.
    I knew I was a cat lover, but didn’t think I qualified as one!

  115. Maryam says

    December 15, 2022 at 6:17 pm

    Temple of Desire. I’m good with that ????

  116. Nicole says

    December 15, 2022 at 6:20 pm

    team Vampire!
    I’m ok with this, I like the vampires.

  117. Meredith says

    December 15, 2022 at 6:30 pm

    Definitely wanted Temple of Desires but I answered honestly and here I still am.

  118. Gini Huebner says

    December 15, 2022 at 6:33 pm

    I am a vampire

  119. Caroline says

    December 15, 2022 at 6:48 pm

    Temple of Desire.. I am so happy!

    That is better than being House Gryfindor!

    • Judy Schultheis says

      December 15, 2022 at 9:09 pm

      In the HP universe, I’m Hufflepuff. You don’t want to piss off a regular badger, either.

  120. Tara L says

    December 15, 2022 at 7:11 pm

    I got higgra ! very pleased

  121. Lara says

    December 15, 2022 at 7:26 pm

    so fun! temple of desire.

  122. Raye says

    December 15, 2022 at 7:27 pm

    Hope Crushing Horde here. Winter sun to you all.

    • Moderator R says

      December 15, 2022 at 10:26 pm

      The rarest of results! ????

  123. April says

    December 15, 2022 at 7:31 pm

    Temple of Desires ????

  124. Barb Mansavage says

    December 15, 2022 at 7:38 pm

    I’m in the Temple Desire.

  125. Barb Mansavage says

    December 15, 2022 at 7:39 pm

    I’m in the Temple of Desire.

  126. Diane G says

    December 15, 2022 at 7:44 pm

    Hmmm very interesting, temple of desire is me. Great fun

  127. Kelly M. says

    December 15, 2022 at 7:51 pm

    Higgra. HAHAHAHA, yes!

  128. Pamela says

    December 15, 2022 at 8:01 pm

    I got vampire. Not sure I see it, but I had several I wanted to answer on each question, it was hard to choose one, lol.

  129. Raymondo, Drinker of Coffee, Slayer of Spiders, says

    December 15, 2022 at 8:03 pm

    Vampire!!! Woo-Hoo!!!
    Ripper Cushions for EVERYONE!!!

    • Sabrina says

      December 16, 2022 at 2:54 am

      Sooooo will the BDH split internally into House Oxford Comma and House Ripper Cushions? ????

      • Tempest says

        December 16, 2022 at 10:16 am

        I don’t know . . . I think Ripper Cushions are one of the things that unite all the Houses. Can you truly be a vampire and NOT be #TeamRipperCushions? 🙂

        • Sabrina says

          December 16, 2022 at 12:35 pm

          It might be the official unofficial motto of the Holy Anacrocy ????

  130. Wendy Morrey says

    December 15, 2022 at 8:22 pm

    Temple
    of
    Desire
    ????????
    Love it!!

  131. Cheryl says

    December 15, 2022 at 8:36 pm

    Fun quiz!

  132. B McNichol says

    December 15, 2022 at 8:39 pm

    Temple of Desires, I suspect if I went with my second choices I would have ended up in Team Jazz Fins.

  133. Tonya S. says

    December 15, 2022 at 8:50 pm

    Team Temple of Desire!! Woohoo!

  134. Bill G says

    December 15, 2022 at 9:00 pm

    Ahhh; so, I’m a vampire! “You may be a bit feudal in your thinking and home security habits” Just because I have a moat lever? And how do they know about the bank of Klingon Disruptors I bought from a Ferengi?

    • Helga PT says

      December 16, 2022 at 7:38 am

      they sold the list of customer in the darknet ????️

  135. Peggy jentoft says

    December 15, 2022 at 9:25 pm

    Temple of Desire , it fits me well ,though I kind of expected to.land in jazz fins

  136. Jean says

    December 15, 2022 at 9:44 pm

    Temple of Desire. Balancing darkness and light. Why, yes, I am a Gemini! How did you know…?!
    ????????☯️

    • Sandra says

      December 16, 2022 at 2:38 am

      Me as well Jean ????????????????

  137. Gloria says

    December 15, 2022 at 10:00 pm

    Vampire! Ripper cushions!

  138. Claire says

    December 15, 2022 at 10:12 pm

    I can live with being a vampire.

    Works for me.

  139. Cheryl M says

    December 15, 2022 at 10:17 pm

    The Temple, I’ll take it. Actually, I’ll enjoy my time there.

  140. Catlover says

    December 15, 2022 at 10:40 pm

    OMG I’m a vampire; color me surprised!

  141. BonnieB says

    December 15, 2022 at 10:43 pm

    Temple of Desire …. now to buy some veils & scare the family. ????

  142. Debra R. says

    December 15, 2022 at 11:12 pm

    “Fur”ocious Feline Faction forever!
    #Higgra

  143. Leissa says

    December 15, 2022 at 11:51 pm

    Awesome!! I don’t agree, but I love it ❤️❤️❤️

    • Moderator R says

      December 15, 2022 at 11:52 pm

      ???? Let me guess, Temple?

      • Leissa says

        December 16, 2022 at 12:04 am

        Vampire ????

  144. Valerie says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:31 am

    W00t. ToD for the win ❤️

  145. Kat says

    December 16, 2022 at 1:23 am

    Team Ripper Cushions for the WIN!!

  146. Timelady says

    December 16, 2022 at 1:29 am

    Whee Temple of Desire!

  147. Alina says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:15 am

    That’s really fun, thank you Mod R!
    Here I thought I would get Temple of Desire. Because I always try to take time for things I desire – for the balance of yours. (Like cake and books and a real good latte.)
    But I probably should be a bit more careful with my coffee intake due to being a vampire. 😛

    Let’s go eat cake and then find some enemy to crush.

  148. Gundega says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:35 am

    You’ve arrived at the inn with the Oomboles. #TeamFish are Legion. You are a peaceful creature, who understands how dark the deep waters are and works to keep everyone out of them.

    Sounds like me indeed ~

  149. Mae Bar says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:42 am

    i wanted to be a vampire. but i got temple instead.

    • Sabrina says

      December 16, 2022 at 2:57 am

      It’s fine, you can apply for honorary membership I’m sure ????

  150. CHINOOK1981 says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:59 am

    I didn’t have any preference. I answered honestly; a couple of the questions had more than one option that applied, but I broke it down to highest percentage of the time. Team Vampire it is. I’ll own that.

  151. Melisa M. says

    December 16, 2022 at 3:20 am

    I always love your quizzes and games. Thanks for the fun Mod R!

  152. Harriet says

    December 16, 2022 at 3:58 am

    Puahahaha, as I expected I’m TeamFish all the way!

  153. AnnFlo says

    December 16, 2022 at 3:58 am

    but a Vampire?

    who wolude’ve guessed?

    😀

    fun quiz!!

  154. kels says

    December 16, 2022 at 4:25 am

    Statement: this was awesome and fun!

  155. Marija says

    December 16, 2022 at 6:02 am

    Temple of Desires. Thank you!

  156. Carolyn says

    December 16, 2022 at 6:22 am

    Hilarious. Thank you for a good laugh. BTW I’m a vampire.

  157. Cris Reads says

    December 16, 2022 at 7:30 am

    Temple of Desire. I agree ????

    • Cris Reads says

      December 16, 2022 at 7:31 am

      *Desires ????

  158. Sechat says

    December 16, 2022 at 7:30 am

    lolololol.

  159. kristin says

    December 16, 2022 at 7:36 am

    Vampire. “Pour some coffee in my whiskey because it’s Ireland somewhere.” ???? stealing that quote. Thanks Mod R and HA! Great week.

  160. Patricia says

    December 16, 2022 at 7:59 am

    Temple of Desire. I suppose I do feel a desire to be a priestess of Revenge.

  161. Emilye says

    December 16, 2022 at 8:03 am

    Hahaha! That was great! And I am totally surprised by my placement, but pleased as well.

    • Emilye says

      December 16, 2022 at 8:24 am

      Oops! Came out Temple, btw…

  162. Mary says

    December 16, 2022 at 8:51 am

    Yeay! I belong to the Temple of Desire.

  163. Verslint says

    December 16, 2022 at 9:02 am

    whoot! Harmony in all things!

  164. amber dawn says

    December 16, 2022 at 9:42 am

    i have been declared a Vampire.

    i am ok with this. i hope ever one else got a class they can enjoy

    hugs and happy holidays

    • amber dawn says

      December 16, 2022 at 9:49 am

      so i did it a second time with my second choices and i could have been a higgra

      that one is cool as well :}

  165. Terrie C says

    December 16, 2022 at 9:45 am

    I am Temple. Balance is all.

  166. Maria says

    December 16, 2022 at 9:45 am

    Well apparently I’m on team Vampire, lol!! I didn’t think that one when I answered the questions ????????

  167. Charlotte says

    December 16, 2022 at 9:48 am

    Oooh vampire…. I do like 🙂

  168. Henry says

    December 16, 2022 at 10:08 am

    Vampire. Okay. I can live well with it.

  169. Cinders says

    December 16, 2022 at 10:37 am

    Yes!!! Vampire it is!

  170. Tina says

    December 16, 2022 at 10:39 am

    I am from The Temple. You decide which Desire fits your fate ????????????
    I love it ????

  171. christina savva says

    December 16, 2022 at 10:43 am

    i got hope crushing horde! ????

  172. Courtenay says

    December 16, 2022 at 10:59 am

    #TeamSurprisedToBeTeamVampire

    And House Oxford Comma.

    On reflection, between cat, desire, fish, horde, tree, and vampire, I do fit best with the vampires.

    • Sabrina says

      December 17, 2022 at 2:00 am

      We are a mighty House! We welcome all, be they great warriors, sly tacticions, or just really big fans of punctuation ????????

  173. Christine Peters says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:09 am

    I’m an Oombole! I shall start performing interpretive dance forthwith!

  174. Jennifer says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:10 am

    That was fun; thank you!

  175. Barbara says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:12 am

    Temple of desire!

  176. Gretchen says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:13 am

    Ahahaha, that was fun 😀

  177. Robin Talbot says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:14 am

    Vampire! surprised me, but I trust your judgement. I thought I might be an oombole…

  178. Michelle says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:17 am

    I loved this quiz, it was so much fun!!!!!

  179. Ayana says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:17 am

    To the surprise of no one who’s met me, I’m a Vampire. ????‍♀️

  180. Bibliovore says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:18 am

    I am a Vampire. I may be a bit feudal in your thinking and home security habits, but I a, always working on personal development. And ripper cushions.

    And my answers were all over the place. Will be fun to play with later.

  181. Frédérique says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:19 am

    All right, I’m a temple of desire team-mate. What’s more to say : I love y’all

  182. Michelle says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:19 am

    Temple of course!!

  183. Carmen says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:20 am

    very sweet .. well done

  184. Cindy says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:21 am

    Well, Temple of Desire it is…. Actually wasn’t expecting that, but I’ll take it and run.

  185. Frédérique says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:22 am

    Oh, I forgot, for the love of a kitten and her Mama dog.

  186. Mary says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:23 am

    #TeamFish forevah!!

  187. Sharon says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:24 am

    acolytes of the Temple of Desire

    ok, I’m cool with that XD

  188. Tykee says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:25 am

    Acolytes of the Temple of Desire! I can see it ????

  189. Ann Downs says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:25 am

    I enjoyed that a lot.

  190. Kathleen L Kaufmann says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:26 am

    Temple of Desires. How fun. 😀

  191. Lisa says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:28 am

    Temple of Desire! That’s hilarious. This was so much fun, thanks Mod R! And the puppies were adorable. ????

  192. Cheryl B says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:33 am

    Temple of Desire! Heck yeah!

  193. Ladyreadsalot says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:34 am

    Expected to be a Higgra as a I always end up a cat in any what kind of shape-shifting are you quiz (lol). However I am a Vampire. I will be the designated pilot as I do not like coffee. Please excuse me while I go apply to be Maud’s apprentice!

    • Ladyreadsalot says

      December 16, 2022 at 11:35 am

      shapeshifter-darn autocorrect

  194. Erica says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:34 am

    I’m a vampire! I am unreasonably excited about this. ????????‍♀️

  195. Denise says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:43 am

    Oombole I shall be! I have always been a water baby and a Pisces to fit.

  196. Jennifer says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:45 am

    awesome! temple of Desire!
    and the puppies were totally worth it.
    and I’m still scratching my head over the beavers…

  197. dlma says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:48 am

    HUH . . . ????

  198. Natalia says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:49 am

    omg, oomboles

    • Moderator R says

      December 16, 2022 at 11:50 am

      You’re in good company with Mr Mod R ????

  199. Patricia Schlorke says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:53 am

    I decided to take the quiz for a second time just now. I’m now part of the Hope Crushing Horde. 😀

    So, if the Temple doesn’t work out for me, I can go to the Horde. Winter sun to all of you! The tea the Khanum drank at Dina’s sounds very nice on a cold day. 🙂

  200. Momcat says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:56 am

    Thanks Mod R, that was fun. If I took this test prior to being 60 I would be a Higgra. No surprise there, but now at a couple of decades later,…it’s the Temple of Desire. Once I wiped my eyes and stopped laughing I thought it actually made sense.

  201. Susan D McKinney says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:04 pm

    ROFLMAO! Temple of Desire. That was not what I expected.

  202. Shell says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:07 pm

    I ended up with Lady wexyn… and although I have to admit I hadn’t thought about it before, it’s disconcertingly accurate. ????. LOL

  203. Cindy says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    Vampires are under represented in these comments! Lets hear it for Team Vampire!

    • Tempest says

      December 16, 2022 at 12:17 pm

      We’re busy establishing our Houses.

      So far we have House Oxford Comma. I don’t know that the dissenters have established a House name yet. 🙂 The general consensus seems to be that we all fall under the Ripper Cushions banner.

      • Sabrina says

        December 17, 2022 at 1:55 am

        Yes! The mighty House Oxford Comma has a long, illustrious, and honourable past, present, and future!

    • Mari says

      December 16, 2022 at 12:47 pm

      Here!Here! ????

  204. Samantha says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:09 pm

    Oh you are sweet. I don’t need a weapon. Bwahahahah. love it.

  205. Ruth says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:09 pm

    Higgra because cats rule the universe (or should!).

    ModR, you are the best and kindest ModR EVER! (Do we get to know your species?

    • Moderator R says

      December 16, 2022 at 12:11 pm

      Dushegubs ofc. OMNOMNOMNOM I EAT YOUR COMMENTS

      ???? ????

  206. Grace says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:11 pm

    Team Vampire, excellent!

  207. Cindy says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:11 pm

    Also, Team Oxford comma!

    • Sabrina says

      December 17, 2022 at 1:50 am

      Yes! We cannot, will not, should not let the universe get away with lazy punctuation! ????

  208. Juni says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:17 pm

    Excellent I am with the Temple of Desire
    Ps thanks for putting a horse in this quiz !

  209. Tara says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:21 pm

    Team: Temple of Desire!
    I figured I would get that or the Holy Anocracy aka Space Vampires. I am huuuge into justice but no so much revenge (in real-life, in books-well…). However, the prietesses do research & only choose those cases they find worthy-so yeah, that works for me. Plus, as much as I’m into honor & kicking butt (which the priestesses also seem to like), I am not athletic enough to be a Knight. I am shaped like Lady Wexyn but tall. This quiz seems very accurate, at least for me. Thanks for making it!

  210. Johanna J says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:27 pm

    Fun! Thanks. ????

  211. Nageeya says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:30 pm

    Team Higgra and I knew it !

  212. Henry says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:38 pm

    Moderator R,
    I tried to enter my comment about my being a Vampire. A message replied that I already posted and this was a duplicate.
    I deleted the comment that was called a duplicate. Then searched for the original comment. There was none?

    • Moderator R says

      December 16, 2022 at 12:40 pm

      Henry says
      December 16, 2022 at 10:08 am
      (Edit)
      Vampire. Okay. I can live well with it.

      The original is there ????

      You can use the CTRL+F shortcut to look for keywords on a page, in this case your name ????

      • Henry says

        December 16, 2022 at 1:15 pm

        Thank you. Looking forward to read what was said during the Zoom sessions.

  213. Renee says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:43 pm

    Fun – I am from the Temple of Desire. Explains loads LOL

  214. Theresa Simington says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:44 pm

    Ok,I’m a space fish. ????

  215. Mari says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:46 pm

    I am a Vampire!!!
    Thank you, ModR!!
    I shall always defend House Andrews!
    ????

  216. Petra says

    December 16, 2022 at 12:55 pm

    ???????? most fun I had in an email. Thank you.

  217. Ann C ???? says

    December 16, 2022 at 1:04 pm

    Wow! Temple of Desire! I’m cool with that! I hope First Scholar Thek doesn’t get too many complaints! Thanks Mod R!

    I really enjoyed the Zoom on Wednesday. Looking forward to Brunch!

  218. Lauren says

    December 16, 2022 at 1:06 pm

    I’m a vampire!

  219. snapdragon says

    December 16, 2022 at 1:17 pm

    I can completely get why I am team Higgra.

  220. mz says

    December 16, 2022 at 1:30 pm

    Huh! Temple of Desire. Whodathunk?

  221. Alex says

    December 16, 2022 at 1:38 pm

    Surprised to see the vampire as I hardly storm the castle but since I think dishonor is the worst thing, I guess it was the best sorter

  222. Robert Mark says

    December 16, 2022 at 1:39 pm

    I got vampire!

    way cool.

  223. Sharon says

    December 16, 2022 at 1:44 pm

    As a Taurus, I feel fully justified as a member of the Temple of Desire. We are truly the zodiac sign of FAAFO and sensuality. If we can get past our own raging stubbornness.

  224. Kat says

    December 16, 2022 at 1:48 pm

    #TeamFish – and then i took it over and over again to get all the other answers xD

  225. Oona says

    December 16, 2022 at 1:50 pm

    Higgra for the win, LOL. I am a cat person after all…oh, wait make that *I am a cat* that’s more descriptive…

  226. Terry says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:03 pm

    Not surprising- Vampire 🙂

  227. Jeannie K says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:19 pm

    Tried it twice. First time I got the Oomboles. A surprise, but I do like aquariums and jazz fins. Second try I got Vampires! Another surprise as I am a pacifist. (maybe deep down I am not?) Thanks it great fun!

  228. Lisa Lenox says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:26 pm

    I’m in the Temple of Desire! Yay!
    I think lady Wexsn kicks ass.

  229. Sue S says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:32 pm

    Sweet. I can relate to this species. A sexy, sweet but deadly ass kicker ????

  230. Mari says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:33 pm

    I got the fish, which is pretty funny because I can’t swim.

    • Sabrina says

      December 17, 2022 at 1:47 am

      Ah, but can you dance? ????

  231. Sue says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:34 pm

    Oops, forgot to say Temple of Desire ????

  232. Chandra says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:46 pm

    Hunh. I got Vampire twice. And the second time I went back and chose the ‘other’ choice on every one I was unsure of.

    I sooo don’t see it.

    Anyway, as best as I can tell the various groups are
    Oombole, Higgra, Otrokar, Temple of Desire, Dushegubs. Oh and Vampires. Yup thats six, lol, I kept adding them in my head and only getting 5, but I forgot to count my own people.

    See told you I’m not a vampire, a good member of the Holy Annocracy would never put their own people last!

    Thek!

    • Moderator R says

      December 16, 2022 at 2:47 pm

      She says she’s not a vampire.

      She keeps Count-ing.

      Tsk. Tsk.

      • jewelwing says

        December 16, 2022 at 7:04 pm

        Lol, I see what you did there.

    • Courtenay says

      December 18, 2022 at 2:00 pm

      Of course a vampire would put their species last in this list. “V” is at the end of the alphabet, after all.

  233. Liz says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:49 pm

    Vampire, which cracks me up because I voted for Bestata until she was off the roster

  234. Rachel says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:54 pm

    Simply brilliant ????

  235. Maria M. OToole says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:54 pm

    I got the Temple of Desire! Go me!

  236. Bruce R says

    December 16, 2022 at 2:58 pm

    I just want to know the results distribution for the BDH: I’d predict Temple of Desire, Higgra, and Vampires got the most. (I got Temple of Desire, lol)

  237. Christy says

    December 16, 2022 at 3:00 pm

    Vampire. kek.

  238. Deb Mowatt says

    December 16, 2022 at 3:00 pm

    Team Jazz Fins for the win! I wanted something fierce, but…. Pisces/Aries cusp child. Plus, I love water and water sports. So Finny, it is.

  239. Janna says

    December 16, 2022 at 3:16 pm

    How fun Temple of Desire!

  240. Kathleen says

    December 16, 2022 at 3:21 pm

    Sweet! Temple of Desire…Luv puppies ????

  241. Shirl says

    December 16, 2022 at 3:23 pm

    Temple of Desire?

  242. Joyce H says

    December 16, 2022 at 3:32 pm

    I am a Temple of Desire Member
    I LOVED the new book…especially the ending!!! Thank you!!
    How long do I have to wait for the next one?
    Love, BDH member in KY!!

    • Moderator R says

      December 16, 2022 at 3:38 pm

      Officially, release dates won’t be announced any longer until a preorder or a blog serial is ready to drop https://ilona-andrews.com/2022/on-being-difficult/ . This is to manage both expectations and House Andrews’ wellbeing.

      Unofficially, it will probably be a while to the next Innkeeper. Other sequels and exciting new projects are knocking at the door 🙂

  243. Kathy Shaklee says

    December 16, 2022 at 3:45 pm

    LOL first I’m a Centaur & now an acolyte of the Temple of Desire. What a combo…
    maybe a horny horsemaster?

  244. Marian says

    December 16, 2022 at 4:05 pm

    Vampire. Makes sense, I guess. People are always complaining that I am too bloody minded.

  245. BrendaJ says

    December 16, 2022 at 4:11 pm

    Temple of Desire. Which is very cool as it’s also the Temple of Retribution. Best of all worlds IMHO.

  246. Melissa Tovgaard says

    December 16, 2022 at 4:16 pm

    I got Vampire ????‍♀️????

    • Moderator R says

      December 16, 2022 at 4:18 pm

      I told you you’re an honorary Transylvanian :*

      • Becky says

        December 18, 2022 at 2:33 pm

        That means that I also, am an honorary Transylvanian as I also got Vampire. Yay!!

  247. Sherryl French says

    December 16, 2022 at 4:24 pm

    xoxo. All in good fun.
    Here Kitty Kitty

  248. Mimi says

    December 16, 2022 at 4:39 pm

    Apparently I’m a vampire….I can see it!

  249. DianaInCa says

    December 16, 2022 at 4:47 pm

    Jumping on the Band Wagon with all the other temple acolytes! Not surprised, but after spending most of the day baking and cleaning up after I really would like that coffee and a little Irish ????

  250. ReadKnitSnark says

    December 16, 2022 at 6:48 pm

    Vampire. I will have some coffee in my hot chocolate (with mini marshmallows), and read an epic heroic space adventure in front of my roaring fire while I knit. Or damn right there will be ripper cushions!

  251. Trish says

    December 16, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    Team Vampire!

  252. Carly says

    December 16, 2022 at 7:05 pm

    Vampires! I’m okay with that ????

  253. Gloria Magid says

    December 16, 2022 at 7:22 pm

    Hmm. OK, Temple of Desire. I’m not displeased!

  254. Virginia says

    December 16, 2022 at 7:24 pm

    Fun! Somehow, I came out as a Vampire. Wierd and very unexpected.

    • Virginia says

      December 16, 2022 at 7:25 pm

      But yes, there will definitely be ripper cushions.

  255. Amy Ann says

    December 16, 2022 at 7:31 pm

    Temple of Desire! It’s Ireland somewhere!

  256. Elizabeth Weishaupl says

    December 16, 2022 at 7:37 pm

    Ooh vampire!!

  257. Rhyn says

    December 16, 2022 at 8:15 pm

    OMG I’ve finally found my Tribe – Temple of Desire!!!! How soon can we all meet up??? 😉

  258. Shelley says

    December 16, 2022 at 8:20 pm

    Temple of!

  259. Phoenix says

    December 16, 2022 at 8:32 pm

    I laughed more than I expected at “beavers”. But it was “pour some coffee in my whisky because it’s Ireland somewhere” that really did me in.

    Apparently I’m a dog-loving Higgra, by the way ????

    • Becky says

      December 18, 2022 at 2:31 pm

      Yes, that one was the BEST!! I picked it just for that. ????

      • Becky says

        December 18, 2022 at 2:31 pm

        Even though I don’t like coffee or whiskey!

  260. Carrie S says

    December 16, 2022 at 8:34 pm

    Temple of Desire!

  261. Evelyn says

    December 16, 2022 at 9:27 pm

    Temple of Desire.

    Huh.

  262. Whitney says

    December 16, 2022 at 9:43 pm

    That was really fun! I got temple of desires. I liked how clever, varied the choices were. Thank you for creating the quiz :).

  263. Tracey says

    December 16, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Vampire!!

    But haven’t stopped laughing about beavers yet! ????

  264. Mari says

    December 16, 2022 at 9:56 pm

    I loved the book.

    Can we see please see the pictures of all of the finalists? The ones that were on the blog last May? I was disappointed that they weren’t in the book.

  265. Jill says

    December 16, 2022 at 10:50 pm

    A vampire….how very appropriate. I don’t like being out in bright sunlight.

  266. Star Sharp says

    December 16, 2022 at 10:50 pm

    Higgra!

  267. Anne says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:46 pm

    Vampire… I do have a collection of friends with amazing skills.

  268. Jean Reads says

    December 16, 2022 at 11:49 pm

    I can’t stop laughing at the Beaver’s option answers. Beavers can’t hurt me no more. ROFL.

    I got Temple of Desire. This time.

  269. Judith says

    December 17, 2022 at 12:06 am

    I love it! Temple of Desire it is. (I was afraid it might be the Dishegubs)!!!

  270. AU says

    December 17, 2022 at 2:46 am

    After following the weekly Postings, I just finished Sweep of the heart.
    It was great to read again trough all the known bits and pieces to come to the long awaited final chapters. As expected they aren’t final but opening tons of possibilities. Cliffhangerism at it’s best.
    I’m waiting fore more to come…

    Great thanks again.

  271. Gaëlle from France says

    December 17, 2022 at 5:37 am

    I’m a vampire. Huh.
    I burst of laughing at the last proposition about « what do you do to relax after a hard day of working » : « I plot »

  272. Jas says

    December 17, 2022 at 7:19 am

    yes!!
    I’m so glad to be an acolyte of the temple of desire.
    veils and all!

  273. Debra K Hoffmaster says

    December 17, 2022 at 8:08 am

    OK Happy with where I landed in the quiz!

  274. Carrie says

    December 17, 2022 at 8:29 am

    Temple of Desire. Of course.

  275. jean says

    December 17, 2022 at 8:36 am

    as per the quiz, am a vampire!????????

  276. Nidia C says

    December 17, 2022 at 10:35 am

    According to the questionnaire I am an acolyte of desire. Being over 70+ yrs of age…..I ROCK!!! ????

  277. mdy says

    December 17, 2022 at 11:51 am

    I’m #TeamFish??? bwahahaha!

    I have to say — I spent many good minutes just chuckling at some of the options.

  278. Dona Deam says

    December 17, 2022 at 1:17 pm

    Fun

  279. Trish says

    December 17, 2022 at 1:49 pm

    This was fun! Did you record a tally so we could see there were X numbers sorted into each house?

    Thank you.

  280. Tara says

    December 17, 2022 at 5:05 pm

    Temple of desire heehee

  281. Poi says

    December 17, 2022 at 5:25 pm

    Higgra. Heh. Suits me.

  282. Kelly says

    December 17, 2022 at 5:54 pm

    Too funny! Temple of Desire.
    Thanks for the fun

  283. Sophie says

    December 18, 2022 at 2:24 am

    Oombole – so that means I’m a fish? Not too bad actually ????

  284. Anat says

    December 18, 2022 at 2:40 am

    Hey everyone, they’re is something I don’t get. when Dina visits Lady Wexyn, the latter tells her that Caldenia had petitioned her mother to avenge her brother’s death. Can someone help me understand this action?

    • Moderator R says

      December 18, 2022 at 2:45 am

      “ Not everyone supported the Sovereign’s reforms, no matter how much they were needed. A plot was hatched to kill him, and he was infected with a biological agent that resurrected the dormant genetic disease. It was never fully eradicated. It had just been suppressed.” Caldenia crossed her arms on her chest and stopped by a bench facing the water. Her nephew stopped next to her. They stood five feet apart, not looking at each other. This was all so sad and terrible. “The Sovereign knew he was dying,” Kosandion said. “If the true cause of his death was discovered, as it would be, the fitness of his heir would be called into question.”

      Andrews, Ilona. Sweep of the Heart, Innkeeper Chronicles 5. Kindle edition, page 304 and 305

  285. Katie says

    December 18, 2022 at 9:44 am

    …this was surprisingly accurate.

  286. Emma says

    December 18, 2022 at 12:16 pm

    Temple of desire baby, woot woooot

  287. Stephanie says

    December 18, 2022 at 12:51 pm

    #TeamJazzFins now and forever!

  288. Becky says

    December 18, 2022 at 2:29 pm

    Too fun! These were hysterical!!!

  289. Lara S. says

    December 18, 2022 at 4:33 pm

    Temple of Desire! Yay!!

  290. Donna says

    December 18, 2022 at 5:15 pm

    Higgra. Sounds exactly like a Gemini which I am.

  291. Moromi says

    December 19, 2022 at 8:24 am

    I’m a vampire! can’t say I’m surprised tho????

  292. Billie says

    December 19, 2022 at 9:23 am

    Such fun! An Acolyte of the Temple! And here I am, a cat (and dog) lover too.

  293. sage says

    December 19, 2022 at 9:32 am

    My tablet is old, and misbehavior is the new norm. It picked the worst option in response to the dog question and I could not fix it????

  294. Sherre says

    December 19, 2022 at 1:31 pm

    Temple of Desire! Woo!

  295. Lucy says

    December 19, 2022 at 3:24 pm

    Is there scope for Mod R to contribute fiction to the BDH? Fan girl

    • Moderator R says

      December 19, 2022 at 3:26 pm

      I leave the writings to the pros! But thank you for the kind words ????

  296. Nia Zimmer says

    December 19, 2022 at 3:42 pm

    Wow did not see that coming, Temple of Desire. But I like it.

  297. Lollie says

    December 19, 2022 at 9:04 pm

    Temple of desires. Fun quiz

  298. pang says

    December 20, 2022 at 2:17 am

    vampire. Why?

    • Moderator R says

      December 20, 2022 at 2:59 am

      …because you chose a majority of vampire answers ????.
      Is it a trick question? ????

  299. Ista in Sydney says

    December 20, 2022 at 9:14 am

    as someone born on the cusp of Aries + Taurus, I embrace being an acolyte of the Temple of Desire.

  300. Martha says

    December 20, 2022 at 4:43 pm

    Thank you Mod R! I enjoyed the quiz very much.

  301. Kathy says

    December 21, 2022 at 9:39 am

    Thank you, So much fun! Happy Holiday’s to BDH as we await the new year’s snack coming January!

  302. Matt Cory says

    December 21, 2022 at 11:33 am

    OMG! I just finished reading Sweep of the heart, and it was awesome! I’m including my very short review here.

    “ I followed a piece of this story every week as House Andrews wrote it on their blog as a serial, and I was hooked.

    When they ended the story on the blog, they stopped just before the final spousal selection. Honestly, I could never have imagined how much further they could take this story, but Magnolia Green???

    I NEVER saw that coming, and it was feckin’ bloody brilliant!

    Oy this story! I was pissed, I was so touched, I cried; and the ending was absolutely glorious!”

  303. Matt Cory says

    December 21, 2022 at 11:39 am

    Fun quiz – ????

    House of Desire!

  304. Rhonda says

    December 21, 2022 at 5:42 pm

    love this!!
    Thank you for the fun, and of course, you are exactly right. I do belong in the veils of the Temple of Desire!

  305. Tevar says

    December 21, 2022 at 10:23 pm

    Hope-Crushing Horde. Interesting.

  306. Horus1989 says

    December 23, 2022 at 1:25 pm

    Did this with an open mind and honesty and gained the Temple of Desire. i’m a little bit surprised since i don’t like People. Then again i like individuals and i was told that i’m a good listener and a great shoulder to cry on cause i don’t judge. so maybe it’s a good fit after all, since the Temple is about balance. My disdain for People in general is balanced by my ability to get extremely involved with individuals. considering it maybe it’s for the best that i’m ace. i’d really hate to go through heartbreak again and again

  307. Molls says

    December 24, 2022 at 4:02 pm

    T of D?????????
    Higgra was my spirit animal.
    Color my confused,astonished, confuzled ( I made that one up).

  308. Carol Duchesneau says

    December 24, 2022 at 11:24 pm

    Just finished the novel and Wow! I’m eagerly chomping at the bit for more. And I have so many questions!

  309. kit says

    December 27, 2022 at 3:25 am

    I have just started re-reading SOTH and I don’t remember this candidate Pivor, have stumbled upon him, was he featured in those pictures posted with all the candidates?

    • Moderator R says

      December 27, 2022 at 3:30 am

      Pivot of the Murder Beaks has always been one of the candidates, his appearance was changed in the final edits however ???? – here he is in the spouse gallery https://ilona-andrews.com/innkeeper-chronicles-books/#spouse

  310. Critterbee says

    December 27, 2022 at 7:18 am

    Higgra. You’re Welcome.

  311. Anonymouse says

    December 27, 2022 at 3:13 pm

    None of the above. I am more the blend in with the crowd then use my powers reluctantly type.

  312. Tania Walker says

    December 28, 2022 at 5:27 pm

    Temple of Desire which is probably right as I am a Libran ????

  313. Darknari says

    December 31, 2022 at 11:18 pm

    Little late to the party, but I got vampire~

  314. Rebekka says

    January 8, 2023 at 3:25 am

    Vampire. Why am I not completly surprised, especially about the safe-at-home part? Huh. 😀
    Can’t say I’m not pleased with the result!

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