Jeaniene Frost called me yesterday trying to cheer me up and told me this hilarious story about her elderly great-aunt and Fifty Shades of Gray. After you are done here, you should go over there and check it out. It will make your day. But don’t go yet.
As I was perusing Jeaniene’s site, I noticed that her theme is a tad broken and needed to be updated.
Me: Let me fix it.
She: No.
Me: Jeaniene, it will take me 5 minutes.
She: You are grieving and no.
Me: I need distraction, otherwise I will just keep crying hysterically.
She: You have so much on your plate already, and I wouldn’t feel right, maybe after you come back from tour, blah-blah-blah. You are my friend. You need to rest.
You know what they say about idle hands, right?
Your move, Jeaniene. Your move.
Regina says
Sympathy for the shortness of breath… I pray you get well quickly!
Ilona says
Regina, who were you replying to?
30 book a month reader says
Maybe she thought after seeing Frost’s cover. You would be short of breath. I know I was HAWT!! Lol
Regina says
Sorry Ilona,
My comment bounced out of it’s intended stream.
I meant to encourage Chefcheyanne. They’d (She?He?) had an asthma attack.
Shannon says
This is adorable!
Cori Shaye says
It’s 0646 and I just got off work and figured I’d eat some mashed potatoes… Little did I know I’d be snoring them this morning!
That freaking book cover is BRILLIANT! I can’t wait for the war of the cover *raised eyebrows successively*
Carol says
Well said!!! ?
BP Donigan says
Hahaha! This is the best! Having read that series I believe you’ve provided all the inspiration she could need for a new book.
Tonja Jorenby says
Good thing I didn’t see this before I finished my coffee, as I too woulda snorted all over the place!!!!? I guess this is definitely 1 way to be a “night rebel”, buuuut is he as skilled with those tassels as Madonna in that video????
Ellen says
I did snort cola out of my nose! Foam everywhere including my tablet. That’s what I get for just skimming over it and not paying attention the first time.
Patricia Schlorke says
??????
Tassels on a book cover and Fifty Shades of Grey. I don’t know which is more hilarious. Didn’t read the book…didn’t see the movie. I agree with Jeaniene’s aunt. It’s like the old come on “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” ?