Texas: Hey you know how you and Gordon sometimes wax poetic about moving to Australia, with beautiful beaches and nice hot weather, and random wildlife that tries to murder you?
Me, rubbing my eyes first thing in the morning: Mhm.
Texas: Don’t go. I love you. Look, I’m really trying. I made this just for you. Look how furry it is.
As I was getting out of bed this morning, Gordon opened the door from the bedroom to let the dogs out and was like, “Bring the phone!” That’s the view.
It’s not even the mating season. That’s in august. I just checked and our visitor is still there crawling on the wall. That’s Aphonopelma Hentzi, otherwise known as Texas brown tarantula. A good size, too.
And how is your morning going?