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It’s Giveaway Friday, squeee!

House Andrews have witnessed the Horde’s long-suffering battle with our most relentless adversaries, W*iting and P*tience.

To fortify morale, they are gifting This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me: 1 hardcover copy will go to a lucky US winner and 2 PDF ARCs to international winners.

To Enter:

Comment below and let us know:

  1. which country you’re from
  2. what your name would be, if, like Maggie, you would find yourself transported into a book (any book, by any author).

You can use your own name, make one up, or go full fantasy-protagonist and keysmash a lot of “y” and “z” into the usual unpronounceable creations. Have fun, Horde!

Giveaway Admin

This is a blog-only giveaway, only answers in blog comments count.

Winners will be chosen next Friday, February 27th 2026, with the aid of a random number generator.

The international winners will have to sign an NDA before receiving their PDF copies. This is not personal, but standard publishing practice to ensure the file will remain private with the winner. We appreciate your understanding.

For readers who are receiving this post in their newsletter email and don’t know how to get to the blog to make a valid entry comment, you can click here.

Comments are paginated, so the BDH chalance doesn’t break the blog (again lol). If you don’t see your entry, it means it’s on a previous page. Please do not resubmit, it is one entry per person.

Happy weekend and good luck!

Signed: Moderataria Rhae’zalyndrix, First of Her Name,

The Untouched by Sun, Lady of the Soggy Isles

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Comments

  5. United States.
    Jenny the Rampant Cheese Enthusiast
    (Title stolen from a character in the ‘Liches Get Stitches’ series. Is it really stealing though if it describes me to a T? I think not.)

  7. Oooh, I am in the US and I would definitely go for something peak fantasy and vaguely superhero-inflected: Alietza, the Light of ArkTar or something. Like Death’s granddaughter, I was stuck with Susan irl, and as Pratchett observes, it’s basically the most prosaic possible option.

  10. 1. Australia
    2. Feisty Cakes Malone, The Mighty Ferret Whisperer!

    Giggling at the increasingly zany names I came up with during my one person brain storming session.

  32. 1. USA (Texas 😉 )
    2. Marlena (I’m not creative enough to come up with a wild name, but my parents clearly were, and I’m coasting on that.)

  35. USA (not a proud member these days)
    Id stick with my name probably, Sara the Undying has a nice ring to it.

  36. I live in the United States and if I woke to find myself in a portal book world my name would be Betty of the Quiet Temple

  38. Sweden!

    Innej, the collector of books and bits & bobs

    What a fun idea, it’s like getting to know the true name of everyone!

  39. United States

    Zara Claw of the White Bear Rider’s of the Icy Tundras of Isolation and Despair in the Far Reaches of Pandora

  49. USA resident
    Laura Vimes
    I would stick with my first name as ease of confusion when someone calls your name. last name would be great to make one of the nice powerful people think you might be related.

  50. new zealand
    Jo L
    currently id love to go be part of the retired assassins guide to gardening. new author to me and I keep going back to re read bits!

  51. US

    Kit the Cat Herder – Of Doom

    (I want to be isekaid as the benevolent villainess since they always have more fun in anime. And I want cat familiars with thumbs and wings. And they need to be able to talk – if and when they feel like it.)

  60. US

    I’d be Kate the Ridiculous – and go around solving problems like George, putting together things in entirely unexpected ways that nobody things will ever work – and a smile on my face, because I KNOW I’m ridiculous.

  65. Greetings from Canada! I’m an ER nurse but clumsy af! 🙃 😅

    If I were transported into a book, my name would be: Zyra Mabelryn, Harbinger of Mild Inconvenience and Questionable Decisions

    — ER healer by day, accidental overlord by night, absolutely capable of saving life… but possibly setting something on fire first.

  67. 1. United States
    2. Cookie

    I am *very* chalant and I can’t wait for This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me to release!

  69. I’m going to have to stick with Laura, but pronounce it the way Spanish speakers do, because that sounds so much prettier.

    And I’m in the US.

  71. 1. Germany
    2. Jack the Prudent of Impulsive Decision Making Fame from the County of Cautious Spontaneity

  73. I’d keep my name Lisa because I doubt I’d remember to respond to anything else. 😅
    Greetings from the US.

  74. Eve, Mother of Obstreperous cats, living in the US.
    May I pile on to the many other comments admiring how Mod R’s book name is actually pronounceable?
    If I could be in any series, I would want to be in the DiscWorld, preferably living on Scoone Avenue (but not TOO close to Lady Sibyl’s Dragon Sanctuary)!

  76. 1.Greece
    2. I would be named Antara like the stormy sea, and I would love to be a lady knight with extraordinary fighting skills,magic and storm brewing in my eyes, when the occasion calls for it@!hehehe

  77. Little Cayman, Cayman Islands

    Can’t wait any longer…

    Would really love do not need scuba when I’m underwater. So maybe somewhere they have gills?

  78. US

    Cortland Ashley
    (I think my name would fit right in with most roles/genres)

    Hopefully you and the RNG like my submission!
    (wondering if I should sacrifice a chicken to the gods of technology today)
    ::thoughtful/pondering face::

  80. If it’s fantasy Jack. If I’m trying to hide Jack. If it is Star Wars/ Dr. Who/ Star Trek D’Jack (the D is silent). if it is Kate Universe/ Hidden Legacy/ Innkeeper John but I go by Jack, and this is all to protect my real name Tracer

  83. Germany

    Kaylia

    And I want to add I really appreciate your Blog and all the Ressources you put in to make it a Save & happy Space to Go to!

  84. Georgia the Short-lived because I’m not sure how long I’d make it without modern amenities! Based in Canada.

  89. I’m from the US, and my name would be Manera, Whose Gaze is Merciful and Whose Punishment is Just

  90. US

    Alexandra (Alex) Jo
    – for one of my favorite names (Alexandra) and Jo (Josephine) from Little Women.

  95. usa, and i think would stick with Kristina. gotten really used to being called by it at this point 😝

  96. My name (real one) is Carmen, from Spain. Proud owner of all your books.
    I’ll be delighted to be able to read this last one so soon and not needing to wait!!
    So, the name I would choose if entering, for example, one of your Sweep books, it will be mine, because It has got a beautiful meaning both in latin or arabic, so is apt for any kind of character.
    Thanks a lot for your wonderful work, and please keep going!

  98. Lexi R (US by way of Philly):

    Alexandra Ravensblood, Shadowed by Cat, Minion of Toddler, Third of her Name, Buttkicker of Breast Cancer