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The Facebook fan group recently had a lot of fun speculating over the possible title of the second Maggie the Undying book.

Ilona confirmed in the comments that the title will follow this format:

This REDACTED Will Not REDACTED Me

Two blanks to fill and one challenge for the blog comment section!

Leave your title ideas in the comments. Serious guesses, ridiculous guesses, ominous guesses, ideas that would make Steve proud and the editors concerned – all are welcome in the comments.

This is Only a Horde Game

House Andrews and Tor, the publishers, have decided the actual title through official publishing processes. It will be announced publicly at the right time. Nothing suggested here will become the title because it attracts the most chalant support or is repeatedly submitted in ALL CAPS. Ahem.

But even if we don’t get to name the book, we are still padding our Horde marketing CV! Before the final Hidden Legacy title was announced as Ruby Fever, we knew it would follow the gemstone + fire word formula. The BDH rose magnificently to the guess challenge and produced such enduring classical suggestions as:

  • Pearlescent Phlogiston
  • Turquoise Twinkles
  • Chrysoberyl Conflagration
  • Lapis Lazispalooza

Shockingly, none of these has been claimed by another author yet, but we’ll keep trying. Interested publishing professionals may contact the Horde through its official accounts. Serious offers and mango cupcakes-based royalties only.

In the meantime, give us your best suggestions for Maggie 2!

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  3. How about This Kingdom will not Break Me? 🤔😊

    Kind of goes in line with the first book.

  9. “ This W#$t will not murder me” 🤣 oh wait that’s my mantra until the next books come out

    “This tower will not intimidate me” I feel like the mage tower will have a fairly large role in one of the books as much as it’s talked about.

  11. Based on snippets…..
    This Armor Will Not Flatten Me
    This Warrior Will Not Win Me
    This Assassin Will Not Out Sneak Me
    This Noble Will Not OutManeuver Me (Clover’s Story)

    • I like this one. Wouln‘d she make a good queen? And a classic is, that the power you don‘t want will not corrupt you.

  14. This Empire Will Not Crush Me (or conquer me)

    This World Will Not Defeat Me

    ***

    I like Empire because we know the Crimson Empire is a threat. And maybe book 3 will use “world” as a broader geographic term.

    if someone in the comments guesses the correct title, do they get a prize? 👀

    • No, this is a rogue post I did to distract me from the heat 😅. I have no prize approvals.

      House Andrews will do more giveaways and contests closer to the official announcements for title and publication date 🙂

      • Stay cool, Mod R! I’m hearing the heat is unbearable over there. It sounds like Texas weather.

        • yeah Texas weather without air conditioning and buildings built to retain heat. People there struggle in 80s F temps, 100+ would be like 114 in Texas. Paris hit 104 that felt like 114.

        • In March, my husband wanted to return to our home in San Antonio Texas, from our 4+ year stay in Germany, at the end of June. I told him, “No I don’t want to send the summer in the Texas heat.” We comprimised to leave at the end of September. Now the heat is worse here, than in Texas.

          Germany’s winter was long this year. 60’s into June. Then, bam!, 90’s. 104 yestereday. 100 as I type this at 1:30pm.

          • Could be worse. 2 ft snows in the back country of montana wyoming LOL. Closing some roads… in June no less almost July…

      • I’m melting here too Mod R. so in honor to us Brits. This Heat will not melt me 🤣🌞

      • You said . . . Publication Date!!! Must have publication date. Publication date, publication date, publication date.

    • I guessed something similar! “This Empire Will Not Defeat Me” then “This World Will Not Keep Me” is my idea.

  22. I still like This realm will not stop me but also could be taken as This realm will not kill me or This kingdom will not stop me.

    just for fun:
    This soap will not clean me
    This Stelka will not leave me
    This dress will not fit me
    This book will not beat me
    This magic will not destroy me
    This blanket will not cover me

      • It happens. By late afternoon my brain has melted. Went in for a haircut Monday and instead of our usual 20 minute discussion of our current family life, the stylist and I just greeted each other, spent the bulk of the time in restful silence, and said our goodbyes and good wishes.

        Sending best wishes for moderate, seasonable weather across the puddle.

      • Try to stay cool. My niece swears by her neck fan. In the 1930’s in Peoria people would go up to a park overlooking the river and sleep outside there for the breeze. Our PBS station did a documentary on Grand View Drive which mentioned it. Not a possibility in modern times! Thank-you for all your work and attentions!

      • The heat will do that. Even with the air conditioning, I still have to put a washcloth around the back of my neck and another on my face to cool off.

        Heat is brutal. Ugh.

        • check the humidity level in your house. AC doesn’t really dehumidify well ( a myth I used to think) , and you may want to get a dehumidifier for your primary living space.

  27. Ooh, what fun!

    This defender will not conquer me

    Thinking of Arvel’s desire to have Maggie.

  30. This DESMERE (can’t remember how it is spelled) will not UnMAGIC me!

    So original.

  31. This Stelka Will not Fish Slap Me. I’ve been fish slapped by a live Koi, I feel your pain Maggie!

  34. This Magic Will Not Fail Me.
    I feel like there’s going to be more to Maggie as far as magic ability.

  41. I’m scared that at some point Maggie will get sent back to Earth and the fight will be to try to get back to Kair Toren. In that case the title would be something like

    This magic will not fail me

  45. This kidnapping will not kill me
    This duke will not betray me
    This author will not ghost me

    Seriously though, all thanks to the authors for NOT doing a disappearing act and never finishing. I feel Maggie’s pain with that.

  47. I was going to leave a guess…but I am in a VERY spicy mood. The Motherhumper won’t F*** Me is not even on the boards. Sorry for my mind this morning.

  49. This Redeemer will not Break me!
    This Drezmur will not Eat me!
    This World will not Stop me!

  51. This Dursan will not Decapitate me

    This Dursan will not Dump me

    This DisguisedGuy will not Deceive me

    This is fun!

  52. This Kingdom Will Not Conquer Me.

    This Story Will Not Slay Me.

    These ferrets will not . . . oh wait, wrong franchise.

    This Steve will not . . . ok, let’s not introduce Steve into this world. Who knows the damage he could do.

    This W@it will not . . . hmmm, that’s us.

    Thanks, ModR. This is too much fun!

  54. This wait will not silence me
    This knitting will not concour me
    This wizard will not bore me (because he has fun shirts)
    This psycho will not dust me (wait wrong franchise)
    This ferret will not fool me (But will steal my heart with cuteness)
    This fish will not best me (For I am a great hunter and you shall have fish)
    This cardigan will not poison me (oh wait, it did)
    This lady will not cutiefy me (but she will call me kitty. Also is cutiefy a word?)
    This witch will not captivate me (sure she won’t)
    This ending will not end me

    This Dragon will not incinerate me
    This Dragon will not tame me
    This Dragon will not bewitch me
    This Dragon will not call me
    Unless it’s Puffles of course

    This page will not concour me
    This book will not eat me
    This book will not isekai me
    oops, already did

  55. This shadow will not consume me.
    love the snippet. The ever devouring horde has been temporarily satisfied.

  57. I’m going with This Death Will Not End Me, but my favorite so far is from a previous comment that said This Butterfly Will Not Drain Me

  61. This Maggie Will Not Margaret Me

    This Margrave Will Not MAGA Me

    This Marsupial Will Not Marry Me

    This Elon Will Not Musk Me

    This Anodyne Will Not Dye Me

    This Undine Will Not Die Me

    This Dinner Will Not Eat Me

  64. Serious title: This Kingdom Will Not Break Me

    Fun title: This Duke Will Not Have My Soft Soap Hands 🙂

  66. Do we get an honorable mention in a blog post if we guess right (after the title is officially announced of course).
    I’d love to know how many people guessed right!

  71. This plot hole of not knowing the 3rd book will not stop me from changing the story!!

    need works, but hey!

  73. This Kingdom will not Eject me

    … maybe she’ll be forced to go back home and we’ll never hear the end of the story. Poetic justice since Maggie didn’t get to hear the end of her books…

  74. This Man Will Not Uncalmify Me
    This Fiction Will Not Mystify Me
    This Magic Will Not Villainize Me
    This Story Will Not Institutionalize Me

    Also, I sincerely hope none of the options above are even remotely close to the real title.

  84. This Duke will not Kiss me!

    I am waiting on the first kiss between the sleepless duke and Maggie. lol

  86. This Magic Will Not Corrupt Me

    Thank you for this fun opportunity and distraction, ModR! May the heat not conquer you…..

    Thank you fellow Horde members for all the fun entries above!

    Sending peace , health and safety to all!

  95. This KINGDOM will not DEFEAT me
    This KINGDOM will not DEFINE me
    This PRINCE will not KILL me
    This A$$hole will not BEAT me
    This WORLD will not DEFINE me
    This KINGDOM will not DESTROY me
    This MONARCHY will not DEFEAT me

  96. This Trilogy will not Haremvirate me?

    Okay, maybe haremvirate is not a word, but it should be: A triumvirate (from the Latin trium (three) + vir (man)) was a three-man ruling council near the end of the Roman Republic. So shouldn’t a haremvirate be what you get when you have the Sleepless Duke, Doran Arvel, Silveren, Solentine, Damaes and gods only know who else all chasing after Maggie?

  99. This magic will not change me.
    or
    This Kingdom Will kill me…again and again and again…….

  100. Soooo many ideas 😁

    This Knight Will not Scr*w me 🔥

    This Duke Will not Marry/Kidnap me 🤫

    This Fake Cousin Will not Fillet me 😆

  103. This Family Will Not Flog Me!

    A little allliteration for fun. Or is it consonance? I always forget.

  105. This Saltine will not choke me.
    This Charcuterie Board will not Sausage me.
    This Lemon will not Squeeze me.
    This Soap will not Scrub me.

  107. Haven’t finished the book yet, but this is for the author Lords.
    “This Horde will not Hamper Me.” 😉

  109. This Timeline Will Not Stop Me
    This War Will Not Break Me
    This Kingdom Will Not Break Me
    This Trial Will Not Kill Me
    This Trial Will Not Break Me
    This Empire Will Not End Me

    I feel like I could keep going lol

  123. Good game, Mod R.

    Okay … This Love Will Not End Me

    several silly, or naughty, ones that I will keep to myself

  126. This Magic Will Not Curse Me

    This War Will Not Conquer Me

    This Teenager Will Not Drive Me (Crazy)

    This Stelka Will Not Cuddle Me

    This Soap Will Not Clean Me

    This Death Will Not Finish Me

    oh no, this is fun 😂😂

  130. Serious guess: This Crown Will Not Suppress Me. (third book: This War Will Not End Me)

    Ridiculous guess: 1) This Soap Will Not Wash Me, 2) This Duke Will Not Win Me, 3) This Tea Will Not Burn Me, 4) This Fish Will Not Slime Me

    This is so much fun. 🙂

  131. This Brunch will not Defeat me. The main storyline is all about a very large brunch buffet and someone determined to get their money’s worth.

  132. This magic will not bite me,
    This fire will not burn me,
    This Inn will not host me,
    This edge will not cut me

  135. Hmmm I immediately thought “This Dukedom will not Slay me”, hoping we’ll read more about a certain Duke!

  137. I was leaning toward “This Horde will not Haunt Me,” but that like Maggie says to Arvel, “…that dursan flew long ago.”

  143. This Magic Will Not Defeat Me.
    A bit hard to determine what Maggie was being whisked away to. I also thought of Prison instead of magic.

  145. I just thought of another one:
    This Demesne Will Not Deter Me
    This Demesne Will Not Defeat Me

  148. This Dursan Will Not Defecate Me

    This Duke will not Devour Me

    This Defender will not Defeat Me

    This Sovereign will not Subdue Me

    This Empire will not Enthrall Me

    This Empire Will Not End Me

    For the third book:
    This Kingdom will not Crown Me
    Or,
    This Continent will not Crown Me

    Mod R and others baking in the heat, I hear you. It is 103F /36.44C is southern Arizona today…. But it’s a dry heat, which really does make a difference, I have a shaded porch to stay under while my pups do their business, and I have very efficient air conditioning in both my home and car. I realize that is not true for much of Europe. Drinks lots of non-caffeinated beverages, no alcohol! And re-dampen damp washcloths on your neck or wrists once they warm up to your temp. I hope your new place is not too hot; go to a
    Library , movie, or somewhere with air conditioning during the hottest parts of the day if possible.

  151. This Story Will Not Stop Me

    I say as I put all my responsibilities on hold so that I can read all the books

    • I think this one has serious potential.
      mine are similar to some I’ve seen above:
      This Duke will not Defeat me was the first thought.
      This Plan will not Plague me
      This Fool will not Finish me
      This Hell will not Hinder me
      that is all for now

  163. This Soap Will Not Wash Me
    This Magic Will Not Define Me

    The Stelka Sleeps Tonight

    That’s it, I need to (re)reread it for ideas!

  169. My brain immediately filled in the blanks as ‘This fella will not f**k me’ and i tried to come up with other guesses by my brain just keeps repeating this one 🙈🙈🙈

    Its obviously wrong both as a title & story wise. After the many asian novel tropes & references in the first book it would be a great betrayal if Everard doesn’t get to princess carry a sleep deprived Maggie to breakfast whilst she blushes & internally curses his military grade stamina 🤣

  170. This Diaper Will Not Defeat Me

    This Naptime Will Not Neutralize Me

    This Teenager Will Not Tyrannize Me

    This Cat Will Not Knead Me

    This Housekeeping Will Not Hurt Me

    This Laundry Will Not Levitate Me

    This Lunch Will Not Make Itself for Me (sadly)

    Can you feel my mom vibes, haha

  172. It’s got to have alliteration…

    We have “this Kingdom will not Kill Me” so something like…

    This Empire will not End Me
    This World will not Win Me
    This Lord will not Love Me
    This Duke will not Deny Me
    This Mage will not Murder Me
    This Story will not Save Me
    This World will not Want Me

  173. This MAGIC will not MURDER me

    -or-

    This Duke will not Seduce/Marry me
    This Bureaucracy will not Befuddle me
    This Empire will not Engage With me

  176. This Monster Will Not Move Me

    or we could double down on the soap puns with This Lie Will Not Burn Me. 🥁

  177. The Book Will Not Complete Me

    A couple more:

    The Authors Will Not Consume Me

    The Horde Will Not Out-Guess Me

  179. This REDDITOR will not TROLL me!

    An evil wizard summons an enemy from Maggie’s own world… And gets the person whom Maggie always argued with, online. Their power? They know exactly what to say to make anyone insanely angry.

  181. This Family Will Not Follow Me

    But seriously I love all the fun and creative responses I’ve seen.

    Go Horde!

  187. Serious
    This world will not change me
    Funny
    This soap will not bankrupt me

  189. Entirely unserious:

    This Duke Will Not Distract Me a.k.a.
    This Sexiness Will Not Sidetrack Me

  190. This Timeline Will Not Discombobulate Me
    This Sequel Will Not Satisfy Me (because we are book devouring)

  191. Chrysoberyl Conflagration? That’s just too good. You guys should write a book just to fit that title.

  193. Maggie 2 – This Empire Will Not Destroy Me
    Maggie 3 – This Realm Will Not End Me

  196. This City Will Not Change Me

    I mean maybe it already has but Maggie has stayed true to her values.

  201. This kingdom will kill one too many
    This place will go too far
    This kingdom will not overcome me

  203. This Sandwich Will Not Best Me
    This Human Will Not Pet Me
    This Laundry Will Not Defeat Me
    This Warlord Will Not Wed Me

    (I was feeling silly with mine)

  204. This stelka will not feed me

    (although I still like my earlier idea that doesn’t fit the criteria of
    This World Might Kick My Arse)

  205. This Magic Will Not Master Me

    This Future Will Not Fail Me

    and to her suitors:
    This War Will Not Win Me

  206. Such fun ideas in the comments, I wish I was as creative!

    I hope the writing of the last scenes of Maggie 2 goes well, Ilona said that they are difficult scenes so I hope it will not be too draining on House Andrews.

  209. I do like “This Fire Will Not Burn Me” because there is a lot of fire (Fatefire, Enduring Flame, regular old fire, romantic fire), and burn can have multiple meanings too.
    Or “This Plot Will Not Defeat Me”?
    Now I will be thinking about this until the title is announced!

  215. This book will not relase me
    This book will not capture me
    This author will not kill me

  218. This Duke Will Not Seduce Me

    This Everard Will Not Disrobe Me

    This Author Will Not Cliffhang Me (AGAIN)

  219. This Empire Will Not Conquer Me

    Given the hints about the Crimson Empire and snippets about Maggie gong on campaign…

  225. Thinking of Maggies reaction to not being able to change things in the way she wants or expects 🙂

    –> This plot twist will not annoy me …

    😉

    • Ok, I know, wrong series. But hey it’s very hot in Germany at the moment, my brain is fried.

  228. I was thinking

    This Book will not Devour Me (for the Horde! Long may we devour!)
    This Life will not Terminate Me
    This Author will not Outwit Me ( damn you LaTour)

    And
    This Family will not Filet Me

  229. The End will not End me.

    ???
    I was confused. One word doesn’t need to fill both blanks!??

    Excited for the book to come out!

  232. This Dursan Will Not Dump Me.

    This Mage Will Not Desintegrate Me.

    This Charmer Will Not Marry Me.

  234. Already so many good title guesses.

    My current life is “this cliffhanger will not defeat me” as I wait for Book #2.

  238. This Drezmur Will Not Eat Me
    This Stelka Will Not Bite Me
    This Lost Prince Will Not Charm Me
    This Sambocade Will Not Tempt Me

  241. This Fandom Will Not Fail Me? (This could be Maggie 3 actually.)

    And I second the “This Magic Will Not Bite Me” or “This Fire Will Not Burn Me” from above!
    That would be a really funny way to nod to other HA series 🙂

  244. One more try:

    Maggie 1: “This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me” – both words start with “K”.
    Maggie 2: “This Magic Will Not Miss/Mess Me” – both words start with “M”.
    Maggie 3: “This Fandom Will Not Fail Me” – both words start with “F”.

    Lots of fun, Mod R, thank you!

  246. This Barsa Will Not Barsa Me!

    This Horde Will Not Abandon Me!

    This Scummy Monarchy Will Not Give Me a License to Make Soap!

  247. This Scathefire Will Not Perantique Me
    This Gadzookery Will Not Tremefy Me
    This Confabulation Will Not Stigmatize Me
    This Dragon Will Not Immolate MeBi

  248. This Rock Will Not Flatten Me
    (I think there was a short snippet with Maggie dodging falling rocks on a battlefield)

    Is it a given that whatever is said not to happen in the title will actually happen (repeatedly)?

    This Horse Will Not Throw Me

    This Family Will Not Spoil Me

  250. I know I already commented but thinking about alliteration

    This realm will not release me

  257. It’s blog posts like this that make me so happy to have found you guys. I love the Hoarde, I love the authors, I love Mod R. I don’t know if I have to take an initiation test to become part of the Hoarde? I couldn’t answer the crossword puzzle because I have only read all their books once and I don’t remember names and places lol. Can I be allowed in anyway??

    • You love the books, the authors, and Mod R. You are already part of the Book Devouring Horde (BDH), woohoo! For the horde!

  260. “This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me Again”?

    “One Death Too Many”?

    “No One Said There Were Monsters” ?

    “The Wheels Are Off This Sequel”?

  261. This Future Will Not Fail Me
    This Dark Will Not Defeat Me
    This Battle Will Not Break Me
    This Fate Will Not Forsake Me

    And on the funnier side:
    This Realm Will Not Return Me
    This Story Will Not Skip Me
    This B******t Will Not Break Me (I think this is something Maggie would definitely say)

  262. I just found the kitty cat in the Shop Video for the bellen thingy. So in Honorar of that:

    This kitty will noch sway me!

    • I mean the „vellum“ thingy and in „honour“ of that… thank you very much auto correct. That was not helpful 😂

  264. This is my PASSIONATE plea for ….. Turquoise Twinkles …..

    It’s absurd, it’s hilarious, it’s wonderful. I know it won’t happen, but I WANT IT!
    Cackling off to go make breakfast now…

  265. This soap will not clean me
    This magic will not claim me
    This world will not end me
    This story will not write me
    This villain will not beat me

  266. This Bastion Will Not Break Me. Alliteration wins every time!

    I could also go with This Realm Will Not Wreck Me, but it doesn’t have the same vibe lol.

  268. Book 2: This Romance Will Not Trap Me
    (we know what happens)

    Book 3: This Kingdom Will Not Keep Me
    (in which Maggie gets the chance to go home and decides to stay instead)

  269. This Power Will Not Corrupt Me
    I think we’ve had a lot of hints that Maggie is full of magic and that she’ll need to learn to use it.
    I find myself uncertain about what her end game should be. Obviously, she’s trying to save Rellas, but is she ultimately trying to get back home? It makes it hard for me to know how hard I should be shipping her with Everard.
    (This Heat Will Not Stroke Me)

  273. I have a few: This World Will Not Keep Me; This Kingdom Will Not Defeat Me; This Book Will Not Write Me; This Plot Will Not Change Me; This House Will Not Usher Me… That’s all folks

  278. This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me also had the alliteration, so I wonder if they will try to stick with that.

    This Empire will not End me

    This Realm will not [W]reck me

    This Battle will not Break me

  283. I have no title to contribute but wanted to say that it’s so fun to read the titles. I’m loving the creativity and humor of the BDH!

  285. 😆 Horde husband said, “This Book Naming Game Will Not Kill me”.
    That man is perceptive, he’s the best Horde support husband.

  291. So I looked at all the titles of other series. Given the meter of the original title, I suspect the second book will follow the same metrical format.

    So my guess is: This Magick Will Not Own Me

  296. A couple of people (I can’t find them again) said “This Kingdom Will Not Defeat Me.” I third that title! It speaks to Maggie’s determination to transform the timeline even though she feels like the timeline fights back.

  297. This World Will Not Lose Me.
    This Kingdom Will Not Keep Me.

    I worry about her return home. The story is so consuming, with so many immediate struggles, that you almost forget she’ll eventually have to face going back.

    • Yes! My idea was “This Story Will Not Keep Me” for the same reason. But it seems unlikely, I don’t think Maggie will go home. Which is why I like your first one.

      What do you think about “This Family Will not Lose Me?” It’s more open ended – you don’t know which Family is meant. And I have a feeling the second book will be more about Maggie finding herself, her magic, and establishing her place in the world with her family, so she is on the same footing as Everard when the third book comes around. Similar to how Nevada needed to find a place for herself and her family in Hidden Legacy before she could build something with Rogan.

  298. This Alliteration Will Not Amuse Me.

    and of course this failed as I am well amused.

    Thanks Horde!

  304. Just out of curiosity, what happens in the unlikely event someone actually guesses correctly? 😋

  306. – this knight will not marry me
    – this death will not stop me
    – this soap will not enrich me
    – this knowledge will not define me

  308. “This Fate Will Not Devour Me” (Was tempted to put horde as a joke but I don’t want to jinx us haha)

  313. From MMC POV. I dont want to say his name to avoid spoiling others. Maybe one day in a distant future we will get his POV. 😃

    This Damsel Will Not Distress Me

  314. It’s me, just sitting here re-reading Sweep of the Blade for the umpteenth time and being melancholy about the abandonment of Klaus DeMille. Will we ever find out why the ad hals are being corrupted? Are Klaus, Maud and Dina’s parents dead? Will we ever get a mug with Arland Krahr on it? I just know that little Helen is destined for great things.

    • I believe at some point in the near future, we are to get The Marriage Book. I’m almost sure ModR and the AL promised.

      And This Promise will not Pain Me.

  315. This Blood Will Not Bind Me

    But also…

    This Phyalctery Will Not Phase Me! ✨️

    This Wiggle-sticking Will Not Whammy Me! 🪄

  317. This Numbnuts will not break me?
    This Control Freak will not Marry me?
    This book’s plot will not define me?

  318. OK, serious thinking ahead… watch out!

    Seriously Hordely P*tient Title:
    This Power Will Not Corrupt Me

    Amusing science-y title?
    This Quantum Realm Will Not Entangle Me (Maggie The Undying Physicist)

    Dog’s and/or Cat’s glitter title:
    This Hair Will Not Choke Me
    This Tail Will Not Trip Me
    This Glaring Eye Will Not Unnerve Me

    Dr. Demento-y title:
    This Banjo Will Not Pick Me
    This Piano Will Not Man Me
    This Boss Will Not Run Me

    Innkeeper Chronicles-ish title(s):
    Barsa, Barsa, Barsa, Barsa, Barsa, Barsa! (This Barsa Will Not Barsa Me — [excessively wavy jazz hands])
    This Werewolf Will Not Eat Me — Maggie The Undying Romantic
    This Vampire Will Not Bite Me — Maggie The Undying Optimist
    This Quillonian Will Not Cook Me — Maggie The Undying Sous Chef
    This Empress Will Not Dare Me — Maggie The Undying Innkeeper

    Kait Daniels-ish title: (Maggie The Undying Immortal)
    This Kitty Will NOT Snuggle Me — “You’re a fool, Your Furriness.”

    Hidden Legacy-ish title: (Maggie The Undying Prime)
    This Prime Will Not Break Me — “Eat dirt and die, Mad Rogan.”

    The Inheritance-ish title(s): (Maggie The Undying DeBRA)
    This Breach Will Not Trap Me
    This Combat Talent Will Not Betray Me

    I have more ideas, but I probably need to rein them in a little…

    Cheers and “Barsa, barsa!”

  320. I think I have a decent guess. This Kidnapping Will Not Derail Me! Maggie still has shit that needs to be done. You know she will find a way.

  322. I must say that the Horde is very clever!!! I was very impressed with the entries 🙂

    So mine is:

    This wait (for the next book) will not drive me to distraction (or at least I need to keep telling myself that!)

    Apologies if it has already been entered…

  323. My serious guess is This Magic Will Not Change Me.

    But obviously it SHOULD be This Alphahole Will Not Bamboozle Me.

  324. This Kingdom Will Not Defeat Me

    -or-

    This Sambokat Will Not Tempt Me
    … who am I kidding. It will always tempt me.

  326. This Bastard Will Not Marry Me
    (only submitted because we’ve been getting Solentine snippets)

    or my favorite:
    This Author Will Not Spoiler Me

  327. I hope no one else posted this one. I was trying to read through them all but there is a lot. lol

    This Book will not emotionally destroy me.

  328. Just got this in my inbox, from a favorite author of mine Meghan Ciana Doige, she “Absolutely adored Ilona Andrews new release: TKWNKM”. We might have a new Horde member. ;o)

  336. This Timeline Will Not Defeat Me.
    This Crimson Wave Will Not Devour Me (for when they battle/defend Rellas from the Crimson Empire).
    This Maelstrom (bedlam?) Will Not Unmoor Me.

    Now I know how hard it is to try to be a writer, dang, it was fun to try to create some though👍👍, even if I end up feeling like I just used a theasarus and it shows as a try too hard result lol.

  340. This Battle Will Not Break Me

    This Dumdum Will Not Destroy Me (Silveren does not deserve our respect ‘cos’ he’s a meanie!)

    This Duke Will Not Dominate Me (Ramond – get yourself in line!)

    This Stelka Will Not Submerge me (in fish)

    This is fun!

  342. THIS PLOT WILL NOT STUMBLE ME!

    THIS DURSAN WILL NOT EAT ME!

    THIS MAGE WILL NOT OUTLAST ME!

    This is fun:))

  347. lota of great ideas! love them!

    This Future will not Break me
    This Future will not Unmake me
    This Dursan will not Eat me
    This Kingdom will not Eject me

    thanks for the funsies!
    happy writing, IA fam.✒️

  348. This Horde will not ‘ship me
    This Triangle will not Trip me
    This Steve will not Ferret me
    This War will not Warp me

  351. Apologies if already suggested, but with this summer weather, how about “This heat will not melt me?”

  352. Fun post! Thank you fellow Hoardians for your creativity and humor.

    This Wait will not Consume Me.

  353. This World will not Destroy me

    or, really – This alphahole will not constrain me

    Though I will say, barsa barsa barsa barsa barsa barsa has been my favorite title submission comment so far!

  355. This Cliffhanger Will Not Kill Me.

    This Treasury Will Not Tax Me.

    This Soap Will Finally Clean Me.

    No seriously, I’m a bit concerned about the Treasury of Rallas. There are mentioned several times as highly dangerous, and Everard warned Maggie right at the beginning that they would need to figure out the books until Treasury knocks on their door.

  357. This Duke Will Not Save Me. Maggie the Undying can save herself which she has proven several times.

  359. This Struggle will not Stop Me
    This Man will not Move Me
    This Magic will not Master Me
    This Blade will not Buy/Break Me
    This Quest will not Quell Me
    This Fight will not Finish Me
    This Death will not Defeat Me
    This Evil will not End Me

  360. This Darkness will not Suffocate me

    This Selka will not Take Over the Kingdom

    May cool winds blow to those that need them.

  365. Mod R, now I want Mango cupcakes. Surely some Horde member has a good recipe… (also enjoyed the BDH creativity and silliness 🙂).

  366. This City Will Not Crush Me
    This Love Will Not Change Me
    This Empire Will Not Envelop Me

  369. This Timeline Will Not Thwart Me.

    …. and there were so many great suggestions that made my week really, go BDH!

  372. my suggestion for the title:
    This Decision Will Not Limit Me.

    can’t wait for the real title. looking forward to the book.

  375. This World Will Not Burn for Me
    ok,it is an extra word but the book cover would be so cool!

  376. This Exultant Call will not hold me.
    This chronology will not defy me.
    This Duke will not forget me.
    (And forget to mention that he’s alive)
    This welcome will not be reinstated.

  377. This World Will Not Burn Afore Me?
    These Worlds Will Not Burn Before Me?

    just trying to get the wording right….

  379. Catching up on the blog and basking in the horde‘s enthusiasm after a real life mandated interruption – so, late to the party, but very good to be back.

    This Beast Will Not Best Me

    • OK. Now this title challenge will not release me. I‘m obsessing a bit here.
      We need emotion, we need ambiguity, we need Maggie‘s indomitable spirit, we need Silveren’s choices between redemption and revenge, and we need … alliteration!

      This Wrath Will Not Ruin Me

  383. Late, but here goes nothin’:

    This Villain Will Not Slay Me
    This Love Will Not Stop Me
    This Magic Will Not End Me
    This Editor Will Not Delete Me
    This Sambocade Will Not Tempt Me

  386. This Battle will not Break me…

    Very late to the party so not sure if this has been guessed already??

  388. I’ll go with a small change to the first books title – This kingdom will not break/change/mute/love me

  390. This plot twist will not deter me. Alternatively, This death will not destroy me.

  391. This Conflict Will Not Conquer Me
    This War Will Not Weaken Me
    This Dursan Will Not Devour Me
    This Stelka Will Not Snack On Me
    This Sambocade Will Not Satiate Me

  398. This business will not bankrupt me
    This Magic will not Corrupt Me
    This author will not side character me

  401. This Monarchy Will Not Murder Me
    This Country Will Not Crucify Me
    This Sovereign Will Not Slay Me

    In a nod to the Hidden Legacy

    This House Will Not Hang Me

    And last, a nod to the Innkeeper series…

    This Inn Will Not End Me
    This Quillonian Will Cook Me

  404. This Sweep Will Not Clean Me
    This Stelka Is Not SashiMi
    This Knight Will Not Date Me
    This Duke Will Not [Fate]Fire Me
    This Horde Will Not Read Me
    This Book Will Not Epiloguize Me
    This Yarn Will Not Spin Me

  405. This Man Will Not Sway Me
    This Knight Will Not Kill Me
    This World Will Not Conquer Me
    This Kingdom Will Not Corrupt Me
    This Life Will Not Kill Me

  406. This World will not Woe Me
    This Life will not Love Me
    This Wealth will not Stop Me
    This Charakter will not Change Me
    This Death will not Find Me
    This Evil will not Empty Me
    This Fantasy will not Forget Me
    This Lore will not Leave Me
    This Torture will not Touch Me
    This Danger will not Dare Me
    This Summer will not Strangle Me
    This Power will not Poison Me
    This Day will not Down Me
    This Man will not Manage Me
    This Earth will not End Me
    This Town will not Trip Me
    This Harbor will not Hold Me
    This Future will not Fail Me
    THIS BOOK WILL NOT BREAK ME

  407. This Treachery Will Not Toss Me
    This Sea Will Not Stop Me
    This Continent Will Not Control Me
    This Ruler Will Not Ruin Me
    This Empire Will Not End Me
    This Magic Will Not Mold Me
    This Universe Will Not Undo Me