
The Facebook fan group recently had a lot of fun speculating over the possible title of the second Maggie the Undying book.
Ilona confirmed in the comments that the title will follow this format:
This REDACTED Will Not REDACTED Me
Two blanks to fill and one challenge for the blog comment section!
Fill in the blanks and leave your title in the comments. Serious guesses, ridiculous guesses, ominous guesses, and titles that would make Steve proud and the editors concerned – all are welcome in the comments.
This is Only a Horde Game
House Andrews and Tor, the publishers, have decided the actual title through official publishing processes. It will be announced publicly at the right time. Nothing suggested here will become the title because it attracts the most chalant support or is repeatedly submitted in ALL CAPS. Ahem.
But even if we don’t get to name the book, we are still padding our Horde marketing CV! Before the final Hidden Legacy title was announced as Ruby Fever, we knew it would follow the gemstone + fire word formula. The BDH rose magnificently to the guess challenge and produced such enduring classical suggestions as:
- Pearlescent Phlogiston
- Turquoise Twinkles
- Chrysoberyl Conflagration
- Lapis Lazispalooza
Shockingly, none of these has been claimed by another author yet, but we’ll keep trying. Interested publishing professionals may contact the Horde through its official accounts. Serious offers and mango cupcakes-based royalties only.
In the meantime, give us your best suggestions for Maggie 2!
PS: There are only two hours left to read the free romantasy-exploring snippet Ilona shared on Monday before it is returned to the trunk for further cooking. Read it here before it disappears.



No way I am first.
WAY! π
This Guy Will Not Win Me
bahahaha
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How about This Kingdom will not Break Me? π€π
Kind of goes in line with the first book.
This Story Will Not Break Me
This War Will Not Kill Me
this trial will not trip me!
Lol- my submission.
This w*iting will not unhinge me.
Bhahaha I like it!
Noble aspirations
This HORDE will not ASSIMILATE me
(ππin honor of the Horde)
This Drezmur Will Not Devour Me
+1
+1
β This W#$t will not murder meβ π€£ oh wait thatβs my mantra until the next books come out
βThis tower will not intimidate meβ I feel like the mage tower will have a fairly large role in one of the books as much as itβs talked about.
This Beast Will Not Devour Me π€
Based on snippets…..
This Armor Will Not Flatten Me
This Warrior Will Not Win Me
This Assassin Will Not Out Sneak Me
This Noble Will Not OutManeuver Me (Clover’s Story)
This Duke Will Not Kiss Me
This Kingdom will not crown me
This Empire Will Not Crush Me (or conquer me)
This World Will Not Defeat Me
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I like Empire because we know the Crimson Empire is a threat. And maybe book 3 will use βworldβ as a broader geographic term.
if someone in the comments guesses the correct title, do they get a prize? π
No, this is a rogue post I did to distract me from the heat π . I have no prize approvals.
House Andrews will do more giveaways and contests closer to the official announcements for title and publication date π
Stay cool, Mod R! I’m hearing the heat is unbearable over there. It sounds like Texas weather.
Seconded.
This War Will Not End Me
since we have gotten Maggie in armor snippets
This Magic will not Bury Me
This Magic will not Define me
This Kingdom will not Fail Me
This Sovereign Will Not Kill Me
This Knight Will Not Leave Me (The Heck Alone)
This Butterfly Will Not Drain Me
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this tide will not drown me
Ooooh, poetic!
I still like This realm will not stop me but also could be taken as This realm will not kill me or This kingdom will not stop me.
just for fun:
This soap will not clean me
This Stelka will not leave me
This dress will not fit me
This book will not beat me
This magic will not destroy me
This blanket will not cover me
The stelka and soap!
Ahh, I thought of this soap will not clean me, too!
This Heatwave Will Not Melt Me
…though I might be projecting here ππ₯΅
I have lost the battle with it, my brain at least is completely fondueβd
It happens. By late afternoon my brain has melted. Went in for a haircut Monday and instead of our usual 20 minute discussion of our current family life, the stylist and I just greeted each other, spent the bulk of the time in restful silence, and said our goodbyes and good wishes.
Sending best wishes for moderate, seasonable weather across the puddle.
Try to stay cool. My niece swears by her neck fan. In the 1930’s in Peoria people would go up to a park overlooking the river and sleep outside there for the breeze. Our PBS station did a documentary on Grand View Drive which mentioned it. Not a possibility in modern times! Thank-you for all your work and attentions!
This Duchy Will Not Seduce Me
This Kingdom will not defeat me
I wish I could be more clever
This Future will not beat me
Ooh, what fun!
This defender will not conquer me
Thinking of Arvel’s desire to have Maggie.
This man will not seduce me
This Horse Will Not Throw Me
This DESMERE (canβt remember how it is spelled) will not UnMAGIC me!
So original.
This Stelka Will not Fish Slap Me. I’ve been fish slapped by a live Koi, I feel your pain Maggie!
Donβt mess with the Fish Fairy πππ
This soap will not clean me.
This SOAP will not MELT me
This Magic Will Not Fail Me.
I feel like thereβs going to be more to Maggie as far as magic ability.
This stelka will not feed me
AMAZING
This Battle will not Destroy Me??
This War will not Win Me
This world will not break me
This Stelka Will Not Bite Me
This Realm will not Ruin Me
I’m scared that at some point Maggie will get sent back to Earth and the fight will be to try to get back to Kair Toren. In that case the title would be something like
This magic will not fail me
This Drezmur Will Not Eat Me
This jerk will not murder me
This Kidnapping Will Not Quell Me
This kidnapping will not kill me
This duke will not betray me
This author will not ghost me
Seriously though, all thanks to the authors for NOT doing a disappearing act and never finishing. I feel Maggieβs pain with that.
this rage will not consume me
I was going to leave a guess…but I am in a VERY spicy mood. The Motherhumper won’t F*** Me is not even on the boards. Sorry for my mind this morning.
this fish will not feed me
This Redeemer will not Break me!
This Drezmur will not Eat me!
This World will not Stop me!
This Empire Will Not End Me?
This Dursan will not Decapitate me
This Dursan will not Dump me
This DisguisedGuy will not Deceive me
This is fun!
This Kingdom Will Not Conquer Me.
This Story Will Not Slay Me.
These ferrets will not . . . oh wait, wrong franchise.
This Steve will not . . . ok, let’s not introduce Steve into this world. Who knows the damage he could do.
This W@it will not . . . hmmm, that’s us.
Thanks, ModR. This is too much fun!
This Deadline Will Not Kill Me (in honor of the authors)
This wait will not silence me
This knitting will not concour me
This wizard will not bore me (because he has fun shirts)
This psycho will not dust me (wait wrong franchise)
This ferret will not fool me (But will steal my heart with cuteness)
This fish will not best me (For I am a great hunter and you shall have fish)
This cardigan will not poison me (oh wait, it did)
This lady will not cutiefy me (but she will call me kitty. Also is cutiefy a word?)
This witch will not captivate me (sure she won’t)
This ending will not end me
This Dragon will not incinerate me
This Dragon will not tame me
This Dragon will not bewitch me
This Dragon will not call me
Unless it’s Puffles of course
This page will not concour me
This book will not eat me
This book will not isekai me
oops, already did
This shadow will not consume me.
love the snippet. The ever devouring horde has been temporarily satisfied.
This Kingdom Will Not Defeat Me
Iβm going with This Death Will Not End Me, but my favorite so far is from a previous comment that said This Butterfly Will Not Drain Me
This death will not end me.
This Duke Will Not Seduce Me xD
This Death will not Kill me.
π« β οΈππ
This Maggie Will Not Margaret Me
This Margrave Will Not MAGA Me
This Marsupial Will Not Marry Me
This Elon Will Not Musk Me
This Anodyne Will Not Dye Me
This Undine Will Not Die Me
This Dinner Will Not Eat Me
This Duke Will Not (not) Marry Me π€£
This ferret will not heist me
This w*it will not chalant me
Serious title: This Kingdom Will Not Break Me
Fun title: This Duke Will Not Have My Soft Soap Hands π
I Will Survive This Kingdom
Do we get an honorable mention in a blog post if we guess right (after the title is officially announced of course).
Iβd love to know how many people guessed right!
This Kingdom Will Not Break Me.
This magic will not consume me