It’s Giveaway Friday, squeee!

House Andrews have witnessed the Horde’s long-suffering battle with our most relentless adversaries, W*iting and P*tience.
To fortify morale, they are gifting This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me: 1 hardcover copy will go to a lucky US winner and 2 PDF ARCs to international winners.
To Enter:
Comment below and let us know:
- which country you’re from
- what your name would be, if, like Maggie, you would find yourself transported into a book (any book, by any author).
You can use your own name, make one up, or go full fantasy-protagonist and keysmash a lot of “y” and “z” into the usual unpronounceable creations. Have fun, Horde!
Giveaway Admin
This is a blog-only giveaway, only answers in blog comments count.
Winners will be chosen next Friday, February 27th 2026, with the aid of a random number generator.
The international winners will have to sign an NDA before receiving their PDF copies. This is not personal, but standard publishing practice to ensure the file will remain private with the winner. We appreciate your understanding.
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Comments are paginated, so the BDH chalance doesn’t break the blog (again lol). If you don’t see your entry, it means it’s on a previous page. Please do not resubmit, it is one entry per person.
Happy weekend and good luck!
Signed: Moderataria Rhae’zalyndrix, First of Her Name,
The Untouched by Sun, Lady of the Soggy Isles


Entering from the US
It’s been a long week and I’m too tired to try to be creative. Thank you for the opportunity!
From Hungary
Fantasy name: Csenge Tövisházy
(Csenge is a feminine given name of Hungarian origin, interpreted as meaning “bell” or “to ring/tinkle” It is associated with a bright, cheerful sound. Tövisházy means: From House of Thorns).
Thank you!
United States reader here. I’d be Cordelia, after the daughter of King Lear (but would not be transported into the play, thank you very much!)
United States reader here!! I would go with Elizaley, a mashup of my first and middle name!
I’m from the US. Honestly, I would probably keep my own name. Anastey is unique and I think it could fit in about everywhere.
I’m from the United States. I have no idea what my name would be but let’s go with Wendlyn.
I’m from the United States.
I would go by Carolina, a version of my name that I used in all of my Spanish classes.
I’m in the United States
You can call me Yodamom 😀
I’m from the US.
I’d go with Kael Tannon, a beloved character from my college D&D days
Canada, and I’m pretty sure if I landed in any of the worlds I read about that I wouldn’t live long enough for anyone to actually learn my name. So something like “Bystander Casualty #3”?
Good morning, I am from the USA and my name would be Esmeralda which can be shortened to Ezme.
U.S.! I would go with Lia Carstairs since that’s already the fictional name I use online haha.
I am from the US and I would totally be Kate Daniels:-)
United States
My own name is hilarious and I love it, but most people now don’t like to use the title “Mrs.”. If I could be transported into a Jane Austin novel, I would love being called Mrs. Bachelor all the time! who doesn’t want to be a walking oxymoron?
Yay!!! US here, and I likely would be Cait the Clumsy LOL
from Denmark
would be known as Deazlin
Hi everyone.
International entry. Sparhawk would be my go to name.
From the US.
Caltryx, Keeper of the Sacred Flame, Sun Sword, and Empress of Mythos
When I was first asked to order business cards, I asked what title I should use since my HR title was nothing like what I did. My manager said to just pick something. I mocked up something similar for fun, using my real name, of course. My manager was less amused than I was.
USA here
I would be called TerryAnn
I’m in the United States. I answer to Granny.
US Reader. I would go by the name Noemi, it’s just a name I like.
Here in the US.
Wrangler. I heard Cats, Grandbabies and Great Aunts, like a Boss.
I am from the US.
My fantasy name would be Angelica, she who heals
I live in the United States.
I would go under the name of Nachia. a play on my great aunts name Nacha.
Always my given name, Doni. It’s so unusual and I have loved it since I saw it in Clan of the Cave Bear when I was much much younger. I am especially fond of it being linked to its association with divine justice and moral integrity. I do consider that association to be particularly valid when I consider myself wronged.😉
United States
I’m from the US! And if I had a fantasy name – it would be Madelyn – always been my favorite name. And go by Maddy. ❤️
from the US, and I’d be a redshirt for sure, I wouldn’t last long enough to get a name.
I live in the U.S. and my name would be Eryna instead of my usual Erin. Lady Eryna sounds kind of cool to me!
Country- USA
Name – Quist the hungry for cookies
Bonjour from France,
I guess I would keep my name, unless I needed an alias.
Then I may choose an indestructible name for luck, like Ilea, or Maggie 😉 Because I’m not superstitious, but living in a fantasy land, I may change my mind…
Germany
Marian the persistent from the Green Forests
The 27.2. is the day i met my husband und also later on our Wedding Date.
If this is not a good Omen…
Good luck to all!
And thank you very much for a Little Hope and Happiness.
Entering from the US
If I were transported into a book, I guess I would still be myself
1) I’m embarrassed about it right now, but I’m from the US
2) Bex
USA
Simone – wouldn’t change it. While in my mind I’d like to be Kate in reality I am more like an animal mage in Hidden Legacy or Adeline from the Inheritance 🙂
Country : United States
Fantasy Name: Morgan
I’m from the US, and I would be called Jessible.
I shall be Gail the Gimlet-Eyed. People will fear my wit, if not the rest of me.
(US entry)
Entering from the United States! If I was transported to a fantasy world, I don’t think I have just one name, I’d give myself a different name for every area I visited.
I’m from the US and I’d probably go with my longtime nickname which is Daio.
From the US. Name would probably be she who runs away but I like Theodosia.
Entering from the US. My name would probably stay the same, I think learning to answer to a new name while also wrapping my mind around my situation would break me.
United States
Cecilia
Oh geez! I’m so bad at picking names for myself! It took me a long time to love my own.
Maybe I’ll pick one that has a quality I aspire to, and say Grace.
I used to have a hairdresser named Altagracia, which is a name I absolutely love. The hairdresser was originally from the Dominican Republic, but lived in New York City.
I still live in the USA.
I live in the United States.
My name would have to stay Stephanie if I fell into a story. I couldn’t possibly remember everything about the world if I also had to remember I changed my name. Thanks for the giveaway!
I am in the US. I, too, would not survive in many of the books I read so Casualty xxx would suit me fine.
Hi from Finland.
I’d go with Katarina, the name I’ve chosen to use here.
I am from the United States, I would be Ian the moderately bewildered.
Hello there from the Basque Country, Spain! No idea what my fantasy name would be, for sure not as cool as Maggie The Undying, maybe Buttercup? I love the princess bride☺️
i am from Texas and i want my fantasy name to be wynd. i want to be able to hear the music of the wind and send my own song off to far off places.
US reader-Lady Elizabeth the Healer
Thanks for the giveaway 😊
I’m from the US. I would pick the name Corinna. I’ve always liked the name and always thought if I wrote a book, that would be the protagonist’s name. I have no idea where I came by the name. I didn’t know anyone with that name, and I first thought of it when I was 8 or 9.
USA
CaMaRa: Reader of Books, Paladin of Libraries, Member of the Book Devouring Hoard, and devotee of the Goddess of Literacy
Entering from: U.S.
My name would be Suzy (not very original, oh well)!
Thanks for this opportunity— so excited to read this book!
I’m from the US. In any other world than Innkeeper, I would choose Caldenia to remind me to be fierce and cunning, but in a regal way.
USA
Marbelle Keystone
Here from the dreary east cost of the US
Kiera Meridius Desomus Prime Will-the-sun-ever-shine-again? First of Her Name
Lady of eternal Rain, She-Who-Worships-the-Sun, Keeper of Maximus He-Who-Flees-Before-Joggers the cowardly German Shepherd
I am too used to my name to change it. When i played video games I used the name ADozer. So Anne it would be. I’m in the US and then Virginia.
The US, Buck Rodgers
entering from the Netherlands
Aunt Carol the Frazzled Bogwitch, Supreme Hag, Esteemed member of the Council of Cat Servants.
I’m from the USA. My fantasy name is Chepardinaz Cork. Wine anyone?
I live in Canada. I think I’d like the name Cat (or Kat, no preference to spelling).
Love your books!
Entering from US… and I would totally keep my name Kelly… You don’t see any of those are main characters and if I do see them as side ones… they seem to always spell it wrong… OK not wrong, just the alternative spelling lol.
From the US. I would be Anastacia.
From Spain
Name: Ophelia because of my favorite song and character from Hamlet.
Cannot wait to read This Kingdom!!
I am from the US
I would use Kickie Rose and hope I could live up to the name
Hi,
If I was undying, I’d be called Déjà Vu.
I’m in California in the US.
US entry. I’ll go with Allie the Vaulter. Although lately, my name is just Mom.
I’m from the United States and my choice of name would be The Watcher
From the US. In any world other than Garth Nix’s Sabriel/Abhorsen, I would either be Sabriel or Lirael. I use it in basically EVERY game or D&D Session I am in.
Country: UK
Name: Diane
I’m from the US, my name would be Val
I am from Germany. My name would be Ash. Keep on being the most awesomest House Andrews!!!
US entry!
Name: Terrabinaphim, Keeper of Keys
(Rather enjoyed some of the naming conventions from the Dragon Keeper series and this is what came to mind 😅)
US
Agnes the Ahole
I might just stick with my given name of Richard. Or if something more elaborate use my gaming name. Demonwarcat. Responding from the UK.
Hello 🙂
I was born and raised in Germany but I now live in the USA.
My adopted transported-into-a-book name would be Lyra. Not quite as impressive as Rhae”zalydrix, I know, but my true full name can only be revealed to the Master of Koriiynn-B’laat.
lady of the soggy isles, really?
I’m from USA, my name is Picham Picham from the land of Mina Mina Mina
(not entering give away, just wanted to type in my kids first words)
I has rained every day since the beginning of 2026 here. On record.
Some very soggy isles indeed 😀
Country would be Germany
and the name i would love to go with is a mix from to of my favorite name i game with so Novva Lichtfunkel
cant wait to get my hands on the book!! :3
also thanks a lot for this opportunity <3
I’m from Argentina.
My name would be Anya, always liked it.
US reader here. My name would depend on what kind of world I ended up in. Similar to our own? Lucy Greer (Lucy after Lucy Pevensie and because it is so much easier for people to understand than my own name, and Greer is a family name). Or Searcy Collins (an author name I made up long ago).
Fantasy world? Ilirien, which is a name I’ve used online for eons.
Given the books I read? Jane Doe is probably the most likely. 😆
I’m in the United States.
I would be Atarah Hilldreamer.
United States of America, my name would be the Competence (or trying very hard to be such)
Oops
United States
Marsha says
February 20, 2026 at 10:13 am
Mak’la of the wandering soul
Daughter of the Goddess Mal’asha of the threads of
Life.
From the UK. I’d borrow from Welsh and be Seren.
And thank you for including those of us outside the USA in the giveaway!
I’m from the US.
I think I’d be Zelda (it’s a classic for a reason).
Entering from Canada.
My name would be Annie.
So excited to read this new book and escape from this messed up world.
Entering from Canada
Amelia – would be my name in another universe, what can I say Im boring Id want it close to my name
From USA
Name Auntie Cora
USA
Currently looking at my Moulin Rouge coffee cup…I’d say my name would probably be Satine!
Entering from Iceland.
My fictional name would be Sam, as my actual name is unpronounceable. It would be a nice change 🙂
1. UK
2. Julie the Mysterious! I’d like to cultivate an air of mystery, mainly because in real life I’m pretty much an open book! 😆.
USA
Elizabeth the Unstoppable Reader
Poland
The Witch
From the U.S. and I would be Alexia, lover of cats big and small with a small otter included
Thank you! I’m from the USA (for now). If I could choose a name it would be D’nae.
I just learned my dog’s bridgerton name is Lord Chewbacca Cheeseton of shishtzu so I guess I’d be Lady Cheeseton. From the US
Michelle here from Canada! My book name would be Masuie
The lucky winners will be very happy. Thank you for the drawing.
United States
My name would be Kianne
I am from Finland. My go to name is Tahme Sorm, be sure to aspirate the ‘h’.
I’m from the U.S. and my fantasy book name would be Emmeline Lacewood, Lady of Literature and Laziness from the Kingdom of Hobbywoods; besties with the Duchess of Fiber Arts and Friendliness and Baroness of Baking and Brilliance.
I’m from Romania. My name would be Elisa. Not original since it’s mostly my own name, but I would just forget to listen when called anything else!
USA here, and my name would be Diamond Shoe Horsefeathers. Yeah!