It’s Giveaway Friday, squeee!

House Andrews have witnessed the Horde’s long-suffering battle with our most relentless adversaries, W*iting and P*tience.
To fortify morale, they are gifting This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me: 1 hardcover copy will go to a lucky US winner and 2 PDF ARCs to international winners.
To Enter:
Comment below and let us know:
- which country you’re from
- what your name would be, if, like Maggie, you would find yourself transported into a book (any book, by any author).
You can use your own name, make one up, or go full fantasy-protagonist and keysmash a lot of “y” and “z” into the usual unpronounceable creations. Have fun, Horde!
Giveaway Admin
This is a blog-only giveaway, only answers in blog comments count.
Winners will be chosen next Friday, February 27th 2026, with the aid of a random number generator.
The international winners will have to sign an NDA before receiving their PDF copies. This is not personal, but standard publishing practice to ensure the file will remain private with the winner. We appreciate your understanding.
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Comments are paginated, so the BDH chalance doesn’t break the blog (again lol). If you don’t see your entry, it means it’s on a previous page. Please do not resubmit, it is one entry per person.
Happy weekend and good luck!
Signed: Moderataria Rhae’zalyndrix, First of Her Name,
The Untouched by Sun, Lady of the Soggy Isles


USA
Desires edge
United States
Grumble Finkerscnitzel, an extremely cranky dwarf!!
Zaraiya Haven, Collector of Hobbies, Mxtress of Their Domain
I’m in the US. This was fun to think about!
Hi there! I’m in the US & my fantasy name would be Alycen the Wyrd.
Íde Sceal (Gaelic for thirst and story)
as in this girl from Northern Ireland is dying for a read of Maggie!
US
name: woman walking by on the street
1. USA
2. Ray’chal, defender of animals
I’m from MN USA and my name would be Razlynn
I’m in the United States and my name would be Ryssa, tiger coming down the mountain.
USA and Mheghyn, a fellow Untouched by the Sun
1. USA
2. Caratacus Kratz – it would be my male Harry Potter character name. It’s got that weird old British feeling and then well Kratz really is my last name.
I feel like this was a missed opportunity with my son 🤣.
United States
Her Majesty Queen Meow Meow, III, Esquire
France
Sylphienne, Eternal Inquisitor
I’m from the UK, and I’d have to be Claire the Chalant (alliteration and proud horde membership on display ☑)
I’m from Wisconsin, USA.
My name would be Marie X, from the island of Empath, a wandering protector of emotional health aiding those who ask for help.
an aside, Mod R, great name you created!!
Janilee Naha Janet
USA
My cats however would be Calamity Jynx, Shoestring Slayer and Tigger, Thunderpaws.
It’s so fun to read the comments! The Horde is so creative!
From the US
I’d keep my name of Kallie since it’s fairly rare.
Thank you!!
Pennsylvania, USA. I would use the name Cecilia. Think music, muse, inspiration, Simon and Garfunkel.
I’m from the Midwest in the USA.
My name would be Xysphen. I would be known as the Iron Fist, in accordance to what my husband named my Netflix profile. 😆
USA, I would be Agnes.
USA
Sarantuya Galbadrakh – Night Owl Services – Hedge Witch
2) Adnane from 1) Roumanie
My real name in my original form is Dianara Stormreaver, Mistress of. the Silver Hunt. Unfortunately I have been transported into a book where I am a woman of a certain age trying to navigate the south USA. Each day is a battle to continue my quest without my secret being discovered.
USA
Grim Pater Decem
I am in Canada. My name would be John the REMF, Sutler or Quartermaster Extraordinaire to the Adventurer and Mercenary Trade.
Also known as “that careful old dude who lives a quiet, comfortable life in a nice city where he has a shop that specializes in selling fancy equipment at extortionate prices to all the eager and reckless young Adventurers before they rush out to die.”
In most fantasy or historical settings, the swordsmiths, armourers, sutlers, chandlers and similar purveyors of goods to the adventurer or mercenary trade generally don’t have a lot of repeat clientele. But there is a neverending supply of fresh young idiots to outfit for their own one-way trips to … uhm … Fame and Riches and Glory.
USA and probably “get me outta here!”
USA.
Ericka, which is my name.
LOL. I’m boring.
USA
Paru the Patient and Kind
(Do not mock me!!!! patient and kind, patient and kind… repetition will make it so.)
USA and Jamie
USA
Aspiras (old DND character’s name!)
I’m from the U.S. of A. here from little ol California.
I love the Kate Daniels series and my friends call me charles!
So I chose Charles Graves! I don’t know if you could tell but I would really hope for piloting skills so I could be like Ghastek!
🧛
usa
Nasyra
USA
Samantha of Vitalus City
PNW USA — Keira the Traveler
1. Currently resident in Austria, from the U.S., but presumably entering for the PDF ARC.
2. I would LOVE to be in the world of Hidden Legacy, but only if I had magic. My name would be my name, absolutely. Siobhan.
2A. The very first fanfiction I ever wrote in my head* was me on PERN, obviously as a queen rider. My name there was Cait. I mean I know this is an extra answer, and won’t get me a second entry, but those books were just so foundational for me.
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*Which, since I’ve never seen the point of NOT making myself a Mary Sue, is where it stays.
I’m in the US.
If I were transported or isekai’d I would want my name to be Sakuya.
USA
Cecilia Bookbinder
Germany
I’d be Silvarien from Rivendell.
USA
Lyra Mendelyeva, The PeriodicaL
(Ai came up with that based on what it knows of me as a chemistry tutor and scientist) 😂
Country: US
Name: Helen Argenta, warrior queen of the north (in honor of my late grandmother).
Country: US
Fantasy Name: Arei*
*a remix of my middle name, and my avatar’s name in every game since I was 12.
USA
Joy the Relentless
Senora Key Reign
From Victoria BC Canada
Good luck everyone
My name would be Winella because I will survive and win and take down all opposition !
I’m in England United Kingdom
Texas, USA here!
The first DnD character I created I ended up never getting to play. The longer she waits, the more itchy I get to step into a world with her.
Ravenna Corvus, Venna when traveling with strangers.
I’m in the US. I think I would stick with Nicole. I always thought my name was a little plain, so it would be cool to see a Nicole being the main character of an epic fantasy.
USA. I’ve always loved those really long names that can be shortened into boy names. The series I’m reading now has Miscellandreax shortened to Max. I’d be Alex from Alexandra
USA
Claire Treat Bringer, Dog Protector and Servant
I’m from the USA,
My name would be Xelday
USA
Name: Veronica Capwell (it is the name I always use for my “alternative” self. I always loved the name Veronica and was going to name my first girl child that. But the universe decided that I would not be giving birth to a child so instead I adopted 4 from foster care and they came with their own names. So now I use this one for all my fantasy adventures)
I have inserted Veronica into Kate and Inkeeper and although it took me a couple of re reads I have finally found a place for her in HL.
USA
Greylock Artificer
1. Finland
2. Susanna the Forever Tired
I’m from the US.
I actually JUST started a D&D campaign for the first time, so I am pretending this very thing! My character is a sorcerer rabbit-creature named Randolph the Purple. Imaginary nickel for guessing what color he is🐇
oooh, I am in Canada and I think my name would be like Jayge the All-Knowing because I definitely would mess up at some point and let it be known I know more than i should.
or Jaige the Fatechanger – because i would (hopefully) save someone who was predicted to die or something fun.
i also know i probably would survive like fifteen minutes in a world like that but we dream, lol
also feel like a random y or i needs to be added to my name lmaooo or like more vowels “Jaiege”
Hello from Romania.
My name will probably be something quite common in the setting of the book to go with the description “that unremarkable person that all the way back in the crowd”.
Wonder if the name “innocent bystander” has been picked….
(Note: this a reply not an entry 🙂 )
USA
Devora (aka mashup of my name and Devour, in honor of being a proud member of the BDH)
Thank you so much for the giveaway! Much appreciated <3
USA
Kaizan
Well, I’m from the UK and already called Maggie, so I suppose I would have to take a new name, something along the lines of Lady Ysielin Furax, Devourer of Chocolate and Wielder of the Holy Oven Glove.
USA, though I’m originally from England!
Honestly, I’d probably just go by my name, Rachel, because I’d worry that I’d forget I was supposed to be going by another name 🤣
Also, most of those books don’t have a Rachel 🤔
I know it’s kind of boring. but if you’re busy trying to stay alive, keeping something familiar might be necessary for your own sanity!
I am in the Netherlands. And if I was transported to a book, I’d try and find a name that blended in, because being in a strange book world is enough without standing out more. With no restrictions I’d go for something like Lule or Luljeta.
USA
Amanda, the as of yet Sadly Uncaffeinated.
From India
I will be Anahita Mahidentrapala,
USA
>Vilari Solen
United States
Kendiara Perdue- Its been my game name since I started. A mix of Kenderhome and the French for lost, which if I ended up in a portal fantasy would be pretty appropriate.
Fun! And thanks!
USA. Always liked Michelle, Misha for short. Warrior mage
USA
and honestly I would probably go by my name of Lela because it’s already a little odd gets mispronounced a lot and not very common.
USA
Name: Ember Starwyn
Greetings from Germany.
I’d probably stick with my ingame name, since that’s one I’m most familiar with.
So I’d be Ravensilver the Fabulous, Kingkiller and Saviour of Azeroth, Definitely Not A Cultist!
😅😅😅
I’m from the US.
I get stumped that’s why I read amazing authors who have amazing imaginations.
Mod R – I love the name you chose!!! As always this post made me smile!! Happy Friday!
Kareny, The Unimaginable One
USA
Bre’Anna
Good afternoon.
I’m live in the USA (Kentucky, to be specific) and my name would be Crystal the Curious…I’m sort of nosy!
I’d be Isolade. I like the name and associate it with a dragon who hits people with her tail.
I’m in the USA.
I forgot that part because I was busy imagining hitting people with my tail.
1. I’m from the US
2. I’d probably keep my name Angela Harms I think it would work well
Greetings from Canada.
I would go by Diana the Librarian since if I ever ended up in a fantasy setting I would much prefer working a low risk job surrounded by books rather than the scary stuff Maggie needs to deal with. I’m hoping I would be able to leverage my magical literacy to get a fun job working with arcane manuscripts!
I’m in the USA, Nebraska to be specific and if I didn’t use my own name, I might go with Kayeri as a name. She’s my first online computer game character and I still play on her 20+ years later. =)
Greece.
My name would be Vaeta the fair, and people would come to me to solve their problems and disagreements.
From US (New York)
I think I’d actually keep my name, it’s unique enough to stand on its own. Maybe I’d change the spelling – drop an “N” and go by Carina 😂
USA
Tanya- after my sister- so I would always be able to remember home.
I live in the US
If I was transported into any book, I would be Samira. And hopefully, Samira Who Lives a Nice Long Life and Dies of Old Age
United States
Ooh fun. How about Nyx Valentine!
I’m in Ohio, USA.
I would probably name myself something deceptively simple like D’Avid just to see people read it and try to figure out the correct pronunciation.
Im crying this is so funny
From Canada here!
I’d probably be known as Eda the Observer. Forever standing in a corner gaping as the book I loved reading unfolds before my very eyes. 😁
Good Luck everyone! And thank you HA for doing this giveaway . 💕💕
United States
Angela, the loyal minion of Aurora (the Rottie pup).
I’m from the US, Nevada specifically. My new world name would be Estascia Gabriella.
country of origin: USA, even if it was an Army hospital in Japan.
Alternate name: Ian.
I hail from Germany. I am Cath the Sleepless, herder of of the pubescent horde.
I’m from the US. I love fantasy and I’d choose Astanzia, Lady of Mist and Shadows.
USA
New York
Since My Cousin Vinny has been used how about My Grand Dad Vinny???
Hello from the the USA!
I would be Lyrica, The Traveling Bard. Where is she from? No one really knows exactly. Where will she play next? Also, no one knows. But you can be sure as soon as her and her mystical harp appear, the entire village will flock to her to hear her magical melodies.
I am from the US!
My chosen name would probably be something that I thought would blend in, so it would depend on the world! But if I were adding fun epithets in a safe place, it would probably be something like Meg the Pup-Cuddler.
USA
Lynn; she who loves cats, books, and chocolate
In Arizona, in the U.S.
I’d want to be Kaylor the Scholar.
USA is country
and book name would be my first D&D character Rafael Silverwolf
I love this giveaway! USA.
Ista Fangalorian.
USA. And I would say Danielle the Unremarkable or Danielle the Background character. I imagine that would be the safest option for me.
Im from the US, my name would be Tigritsya the third of her name, the breakers of bulls and consumer of marrow
USA (Texas to be precise).
Name? I think I would go with Tricia. It’s a nickname I’ve had forever.
Good luck everyone!
Yeah!!!!! USA. Zoe Adam’s 🙂
USA
Rhizotelda Oompher was a character name I made up long ago for reasons I can no longer remember. I think I’ll dust it off and use it in the Innkeeper universe while hanging out in Baha-char.
Cybele, after the Phrygian goddess of growing things and wild animals
from the USA
Hhmmmm
I think I am going to derivation of my own name…
Lizbet
I’m from the US, and I’d likely go by Esme (in the hopes that I might channel the wisdom of the great Granny Weatherwax).
USA
Maadrin the Undaunted (I play World of Warcraft)