It’s Giveaway Friday, squeee!

House Andrews have witnessed the Horde’s long-suffering battle with our most relentless adversaries, W*iting and P*tience.
To fortify morale, they are gifting This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me: 1 hardcover copy will go to a lucky US winner and 2 PDF ARCs to international winners.
To Enter:
Comment below and let us know:
- which country you’re from
- what your name would be, if, like Maggie, you would find yourself transported into a book (any book, by any author).
You can use your own name, make one up, or go full fantasy-protagonist and keysmash a lot of “y” and “z” into the usual unpronounceable creations. Have fun, Horde!
Giveaway Admin
This is a blog-only giveaway, only answers in blog comments count.
Winners will be chosen next Friday, February 27th 2026, with the aid of a random number generator.
The international winners will have to sign an NDA before receiving their PDF copies. This is not personal, but standard publishing practice to ensure the file will remain private with the winner. We appreciate your understanding.
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Comments are paginated, so the BDH chalance doesn’t break the blog (again lol). If you don’t see your entry, it means it’s on a previous page. Please do not resubmit, it is one entry per person.
Happy weekend and good luck!
Signed: Moderataria Rhae’zalyndrix, First of Her Name,
The Untouched by Sun, Lady of the Soggy Isles


I’m in Texas, which thinks it’s a different country from the rest of the US, even though it’s not.
My dragon name generator says I would be Ihtak, Hoarder of Books and Pillows, Third of Her Name, Petter of Puppies and Snuggler of Snakes.
Entering from the USA, I’d keep my real name of Harmony it took me a while to grow into it and now I’d not want to give it up
1. I am from the USA
2. Lia is the name I’d want
from the US. I’d probably go with something easy to remember but that no one in my home world would call me..like a middle name or nickname or something….
Melinda She Who Doles Out Ripper Cushions….
Entering from USA
Jaymee, Queen of the Misfits (a name I had long time ago in a kingdom far, far away). Yeah, would probably get me in a lot of trouble. Oh, I guess my last name would be Trouble.
Jaymee Trouble, Queen of the Misfits. No idea what book I’d be transported into, so there is more trouble on my head. Seems appropriate.
Hello!
I’m from the U.S.A.
I am not very creative so I think my fictional name would be a variant of my real name. Let’s go with Amylia.
Can’t wait for release day!
I’m from the US!
My name would be Jazmin. That feels very “fantasy” coded 😉
So excited about this!!!!!!
I’m from the US and I think I’d take the name Leonie.
USA
Tra’c the Observer
Entering from Taiwan.
CookieM
So excited for this book!
USA
My name would be Lorelle Shemply
Hi! I’m in the US, and my name would be Jora Sten, Hunter of Pretty Rocks and Baker of Tasty Pies
Poland
I’ll go with my own name ;-), so: Mary.
I’m in the UK. I have, obviously, preordered in hardback and digital, but I’m up for any chance to get hold of the book early! It’s months and months till March…well that’s what it feels like.
My name would be ‘The Librarian’ …not exciting but I think it has a certain ring to it.
So looking to this book coming out…and the next…and so on ad infinitum!
I’m in the US!
I think I’ll keep Stefanie. Imagine the universe portals me back home with my hunky love interest and now I have to explain why my name isn’t actually Aurelia. Talk about embarrassing…
I’m in the US.
I’d like the name Shelley
I’m from South Africa.
Carmenya Tomewhisper
This is so exciting! I’m from the US.
I feel like I would brand myself as Emma the Stupid cause I have a bad habit of taking on too much, especially when it comes to projects in grad school. Hopefully though, it would actually be something like Emma the Kind or Emma the Allknowing.
I was going to say that I hope I get dropped into my favorite Kate’s Universe but then I thought about but I realized the Kinsmen Universe is on my mind.
My name would be Irida.
Using my knowledge of the Universe (like Maggie) I’d become a Cultural Attaché!! Whether I end up in a space opera setting or the passionate violent tropics of New Delphi, the author lords will decide!
I’m in Canada! Sorry I missed that detail on the original comment! it’s all very exciting 😃
From western MA USA
I think I would just stick with Erin, I’m in that stage of life where I hear mom, mom, MOM! Mom, mom, mom, I tend to tune a lot out but my actual name does get my attention!
I am from the US and I will stick with my own name since it is fairly rare and go with Tomasyn.
I’m in Iceland and I would be Dame Elva the Eccentric, Mistress of Mayhem and Herder of Cats.
I’m Aurora and I live in California in the US! I think my name would be similar to Maggie’s but a bit different: Aurora the quickly dying! I’m not built for surviving a fantasy world! If I were to add a few extra titles they might be: consumer of chocolate, petter of puppies, and lover of libraries!
Maybe Gramma O, minder of little people and four legged beasts. From the United States
I’m from the US.
I would probably pick Kasta as my name. It was the name of one of my dnd characters in a campaign I use to play. Kasta is high valyrian (from GoT) and means green or blue. I chose it because of my character’s sparkling blue eyes.
On a side note, now in a different campaign, I play a character named Catalina. She is an aasimar that can sprout spectral wings and is all about protecting her loved ones.
The US
I would probably go with something like Ruby or Kira – something short like Chris but a bit more fantasy world appropriate.
Hi from California, USA 🙂
(Which is undergoing a welcome rain and unwelcome Chill at the moment)
I think I might go as Frangipani, a small white cat with five toes on its front paws and a habit of stealing morning tea.
Krys’tn, Shadow Princess of the Far Northern Land of Snow and Cheese (aka Wisconsin)
I’m in Washington State and I’d go with Lily of the Shire!
I’m from Canada and I would use a variant of my real name (Anne) like Annafel, as I use here, or Anara, which I’ve used in the past. Like Elisa, it would help me remember that it’s me!
Florida. I’d be Sammi the beach walker.
1. Entering from Germany.
2. Alya Alanna Arya.
Entering from the USA.
My name would be Mackenzie, at least if it was a place similar to our Earth. I’d go with Belgara if it was more like Middle Earth or somewhere our names stick out like a sore thumb.
I’m in Spain and would go by Ceci 🙂
USA – probably Lizvetta
Hi, I’m from Canada. My name would be Azalea, because I think the name is pretty (the flower is pretty too).
Huge HA fan from Canada here! 🇨🇦 ❤️
People have always had problems with my name and going by “E” would open doors to easy, eh, or b/c/z/huh?.
Calyia would be a cool name. And the spelling hopefully prevents mispronunciation😉. 🤞 🤞🤞
1. U.S.
2. My name would be Winter. I get up to fabulous badassery with my sister Summer.
p.s. Soggy Isles indeed! 😆
I’m from the US. Julia, She of the Newly Retired. 💁♀️
USA
Amethyst Willowkin
I’m from Canada and I think my name would be Loic! I’d love to be something heroic but honestly I’d probably be a scribe or illumanist.
Country: US
Character name: Jade Mei-Lei
(honoring my heritage with elements of my name in there and a play on words, cuz that’s what we love to do).
Thank you for the giveaway!
1- I’m from Canada!
2- If I would be transported in another world, I would not want to forget where I came from and would keep part of my name… Maybe Linhmay/Mailinh?
Stateside here (NY to narrow down a state)
I would love to go with something romantic/Arthurian like Gwen/Guinevere.
Hi :),
Entering from Germany.
My Name is Leonie and I quite like it so I think I would keep it.I would get rid of my last name which is terribly complicated.
United States here!
My name is Muna, but legally spelled Mona in my parents efforts to help me fit in. I feel like I’ve fought my whole life to have my name respected with at least a proper pronunciation (its four letters, I promise its not hard 😭), but I’ve been called everything from Monica, Luna, to Sara (how???). I had a boss once say that they’ll pronounce my name Mona, as spelled on my license, and if I didn’t like it I could go get it legally changed. I don’t think I could give up my name at this point hahaha
Typing from Iowa, USA Catherine the Cautious. Lacking Maggie’s marvelous mind, I would need to tread carefully in this new and amazing kingdom. I am naming my sister ….Claire the Courageous. She is the one that all but forced me into the Ilona Andrews world years ago. I am forever grateful! Waiting for March and Arabella’s books!!
My name will be Spike. Entering from North Carolina.
I’m in California in USA and in a book my name would be secret but everyone would call me halfpint
United States, Illinois
My name would be Smeech the Reader.
Entering from Portland OR USA. I am the Kittenni Kat, Hoarder of Books and Cats, First of Their Name.
USA
Silas Grafton
I’m from the US.
When I got my first email address many, many, many years ago I was Pandora.
I would be Pandora, Keeper of Memories.
I’m in the US and would like to be known as Rowan Dray The Iron Nomad
I’m from Canada, and I would be “Ethel”
In the currently damp with a hint of sun UK
I’d be Fi’ona the Devourer of Knowledge, Keeper of the Cheese
USA
Hannah
US, windy northeast ohio today
when my daughter named my granddaughter 9 years ago, Gemma.. I had never heard of it. Like Emma with a G. Now I see it everywhere and always enjoy a book with a Gemma. Not sure I would want that as my name in a book but I would respond..
When I was set to go to school, my mom had to explain that people would call me Michelle and that I wouldn’t be in trouble so I understand that’s my in trouble name. So surely not Michelle…..
I didn’t pick to spell my name as Micki but once in a great while I find a Micki that even spells it right. So I’m going with that unless someone needs to shout, “Hey Micki” cause its not fine to blow your mind.
I am Mari, the dramatic historian, in the US…(three guesses what subjects I teach 😄)
I think I’d like to be called Momo actually, in a Japanese way, because it’s cute – and it would be a way to take it back, because in French elementary school, it’s not so cute. (France)
Entering from Seattle, WA, USA.
I’m going with my existing code name (ha): Ruby Stiletto, Badass Extraordinaire. 😉
I am in the USA. I would like to be know as Librarian Jean. Thank you for having the the giveaway.
United States – Wisconsin
Ryänor the lazy
I’m in the USA.
I shall go by “Katie the Unsleeping, Finder of Lost Things”
My real birth name is already fit for fantasy. I’ve yet to meet another Morag in real life, but I’ve encountered several fictional namesakes, including a Klingon, a dragon and multiple witches.
I currently live in Germany.
U.S.
Reayorah – randomly made it up as a kid for game name! Can’t remember which game, but probably MapleStory.
I’m from the US. My name would be Advocator for Cats and Naps
Sherwood, Oregon
Lady Diandra
I’m Rajni, from India.
In book, I’d be Mabhut Hotobuddhi, The Mildly Bemused
Barbados by Birth but living in the USA.
My Isekai name would be “London”
from MA, in the US…Lauren the Quickly Deceased
I’m from the US and I would be… Audrey? I like my name. 🤷♀️
I am from Canada.
My name would be Mahreezah, Keeper of the Menagerie (consisting only of racehorses and cats). I worship at the altar of Northern Dancer whenever Leonardo, the Chief Cat, gives me time off.
(It’s the actual pronunciation of my name so I’m sort of boring? Nah. No Hoard Member can ever be boring.)
United States, Texas
Jeanne The Far Seeing
I am from Florida in the USA and I like my name. Either Kelley or Ice, it rolls off the tongue. Most humans can pronounce it without any trouble at all and it’s pretty short.
1) Israel
2) Renesha
I’m from Holland, and would be officer Roundworld in the city watch of Ank Morpork.
USA
Booklady, teacher of reading to all, especially children. Because reading is the gift of all knowledge
From the country Canada, here I be VespereX, follower of the Shiny Ball, Champion of the Feather Wand, Shredder of Paper.
I’m in the US and my name would be Jewel
Squee! I’m in the US, and I would be known as Violet, Guardian of Portals.
Austin TX USA – Skylar Anne Turner
Greeting!
Originally from Bosnia and now hailing from Greensboro NC, USA!
*waving majesticly*
– Helen of the Spears
USA
Laurys
USA
The Nameless One
I’m in the US.
Call me Kryxi!
I’m physically here in the USA, but like to think of myself mentally in a galaxy far, far away. 🙂
My name would be Moonlight
USA
The endless organizer
Entering from Oklahoma, USA
Sabine
An ode to my favorite childhood fantasy author, Tamora Pierce’s Beka Cooper saga AND my current favorite LitRPG character (Eric Ugland’s Good Guys series) who didn’t give himself a last name when he went was transported to a new world
Country: US
Name: Sarah (I think I’d just enter as myself :))
1) USA
2) Eliza the not-quite-a-dimwit
They would always underestimate me. Then when things work out right I could yell
“See I’m not quite a dimwit aren’t I?”
yelled with some weird mashup of a cockney accent and a Scottish one. Don’t know why, that’s just how it comes out.
US (specifically VA) & I would definitely be Stephanie, The Sassy One!
I am from the U.S. I would be known as Gloria the Grumpy.
Hi!
I’m from Colombia.
I’d be Hanna the one who would die in two seconds.
I’m from Bulgaria. My real name is Antoniya –– and I’ve always been called Antoniya. No pet name, no nick name, nothing. Every single Antoniya I’ve ever met was called Tony (it’s a gender-neutral name in our country) or Niya, or something… Not me.
However I think of myself as Aya. When I was a kid I read a short story where that name was used. And I loved it! I don’t remember the story. I think it was about a horse but I’m not sure. That name though <3
According to wikipedia Aya means:
– sword is Old German
– design, colorful or beautiful in Japanese
– wonderful, amazing, miracle or verse in Arabic
– to fly swiftly or bird in Hebrew
– goodness, music, melody in Mongolian
I think that the short story was about the times when our country was under Ottoman rule. And the name had some Turkish connections… In the Turkish mythology, Aya symbolizes the good soul. The benevolent angels that live in the sky are also called Ayas. The word comes from Ay, which means moon. And ayaçı means creative soul.
So… I would LOVE to be Aya.
Entering from Cypress, Texas USA. If I entered into this story, I would go as myself using my current nickname, Shannon.
Entering from California, USA. As it is currently cookie season and I am going slightly (okay, maybe more than slightly…) insane, my name is: Cat, the Supreme Goddess of Cookie Chaos Coordination.
United States
Cheyanni
USA Rhianna
from the United States.
Just call me Mugwums