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The Facebook fan group recently had a lot of fun speculating over the possible title of the second Maggie the Undying book.

Ilona confirmed in the comments that the title will follow this format:

This REDACTED Will Not REDACTED Me

Two blanks to fill and one challenge for the blog comment section!

Leave your title ideas in the comments. Serious guesses, ridiculous guesses, ominous guesses, ideas that would make Steve proud and the editors concerned – all are welcome in the comments.

This is Only a Horde Game

House Andrews and Tor, the publishers, have decided the actual title through official publishing processes. It will be announced publicly at the right time. Nothing suggested here will become the title because it attracts the most chalant support or is repeatedly submitted in ALL CAPS. Ahem.

But even if we don’t get to name the book, we are still padding our Horde marketing CV! Before the final Hidden Legacy title was announced as Ruby Fever, we knew it would follow the gemstone + fire word formula. The BDH rose magnificently to the guess challenge and produced such enduring classical suggestions as:

  • Pearlescent Phlogiston
  • Turquoise Twinkles
  • Chrysoberyl Conflagration
  • Lapis Lazispalooza

Shockingly, none of these has been claimed by another author yet, but we’ll keep trying. Interested publishing professionals may contact the Horde through its official accounts. Serious offers and mango cupcakes-based royalties only.

In the meantime, give us your best suggestions for Maggie 2!

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  3. This Family Will Not Flog Me!

    A little allliteration for fun. Or is it consonance? I always forget.

  5. This Saltine will not choke me.
    This Charcuterie Board will not Sausage me.
    This Lemon will not Squeeze me.
    This Soap will not Scrub me.

  7. Haven’t finished the book yet, but this is for the author Lords.
    “This Horde will not Hamper Me.” 😉

  9. This Timeline Will Not Stop Me
    This War Will Not Break Me
    This Kingdom Will Not Break Me
    This Trial Will Not Kill Me
    This Trial Will Not Break Me
    This Empire Will Not End Me

    I feel like I could keep going lol

  23. Good game, Mod R.

    Okay … This Love Will Not End Me

    several silly, or naughty, ones that I will keep to myself

  26. This Magic Will Not Curse Me

    This War Will Not Conquer Me

    This Teenager Will Not Drive Me (Crazy)

    This Stelka Will Not Cuddle Me

    This Soap Will Not Clean Me

    This Death Will Not Finish Me

    oh no, this is fun 😂😂

  30. Serious guess: This Crown Will Not Suppress Me. (third book: This War Will Not End Me)

    Ridiculous guess: 1) This Soap Will Not Wash Me, 2) This Duke Will Not Win Me, 3) This Tea Will Not Burn Me, 4) This Fish Will Not Slime Me

    This is so much fun. 🙂

  31. This Brunch will not Defeat me. The main storyline is all about a very large brunch buffet and someone determined to get their money’s worth.

  32. This magic will not bite me,
    This fire will not burn me,
    This Inn will not host me,
    This edge will not cut me

  35. Hmmm I immediately thought “This Dukedom will not Slay me”, hoping we’ll read more about a certain Duke!

  37. I was leaning toward “This Horde will not Haunt Me,” but that like Maggie says to Arvel, “…that dursan flew long ago.”

  43. This Magic Will Not Defeat Me.
    A bit hard to determine what Maggie was being whisked away to. I also thought of Prison instead of magic.

  45. I just thought of another one:
    This Demesne Will Not Deter Me
    This Demesne Will Not Defeat Me

  48. This Dursan Will Not Defecate Me

    This Duke will not Devour Me

    This Defender will not Defeat Me

    This Sovereign will not Subdue Me

    This Empire will not Enthrall Me

    This Empire Will Not End Me

    For the third book:
    This Kingdom will not Crown Me
    Or,
    This Continent will not Crown Me

    Mod R and others baking in the heat, I hear you. It is 103F /36.44C is southern Arizona today…. But it’s a dry heat, which really does make a difference, I have a shaded porch to stay under while my pups do their business, and I have very efficient air conditioning in both my home and car. I realize that is not true for much of Europe. Drinks lots of non-caffeinated beverages, no alcohol! And re-dampen damp washcloths on your neck or wrists once they warm up to your temp. I hope your new place is not too hot; go to a
    Library , movie, or somewhere with air conditioning during the hottest parts of the day if possible.

  51. This Story Will Not Stop Me

    I say as I put all my responsibilities on hold so that I can read all the books

    • I think this one has serious potential.
      mine are similar to some I’ve seen above:
      This Duke will not Defeat me was the first thought.
      This Plan will not Plague me
      This Fool will not Finish me
      This Hell will not Hinder me
      that is all for now

  63. This Soap Will Not Wash Me
    This Magic Will Not Define Me

    The Stelka Sleeps Tonight

    That’s it, I need to (re)reread it for ideas!

  69. My brain immediately filled in the blanks as ‘This fella will not f**k me’ and i tried to come up with other guesses by my brain just keeps repeating this one 🙈🙈🙈

    Its obviously wrong both as a title & story wise. After the many asian novel tropes & references in the first book it would be a great betrayal if Everard doesn’t get to princess carry a sleep deprived Maggie to breakfast whilst she blushes & internally curses his military grade stamina 🤣

  70. This Diaper Will Not Defeat Me

    This Naptime Will Not Neutralize Me

    This Teenager Will Not Tyrannize Me

    This Cat Will Not Knead Me

    This Housekeeping Will Not Hurt Me

    This Laundry Will Not Levitate Me

    This Lunch Will Not Make Itself for Me (sadly)

    Can you feel my mom vibes, haha

  72. It’s got to have alliteration…

    We have “this Kingdom will not Kill Me” so something like…

    This Empire will not End Me
    This World will not Win Me
    This Lord will not Love Me
    This Duke will not Deny Me
    This Mage will not Murder Me
    This Story will not Save Me
    This World will not Want Me

  73. This MAGIC will not MURDER me

    -or-

    This Duke will not Seduce/Marry me
    This Bureaucracy will not Befuddle me
    This Empire will not Engage With me

  76. This Monster Will Not Move Me

    or we could double down on the soap puns with This Lie Will Not Burn Me. 🥁

  77. The Book Will Not Complete Me

    A couple more:

    The Authors Will Not Consume Me

    The Horde Will Not Out-Guess Me

  79. This REDDITOR will not TROLL me!

    An evil wizard summons an enemy from Maggie’s own world… And gets the person whom Maggie always argued with, online. Their power? They know exactly what to say to make anyone insanely angry.

  81. This Family Will Not Follow Me

    But seriously I love all the fun and creative responses I’ve seen.

    Go Horde!

  87. Serious
    This world will not change me
    Funny
    This soap will not bankrupt me

  89. Entirely unserious:

    This Duke Will Not Distract Me a.k.a.
    This Sexiness Will Not Sidetrack Me

  90. This Timeline Will Not Discombobulate Me
    This Sequel Will Not Satisfy Me (because we are book devouring)

  91. Chrysoberyl Conflagration? That’s just too good. You guys should write a book just to fit that title.

  93. Maggie 2 – This Empire Will Not Destroy Me
    Maggie 3 – This Realm Will Not End Me

  96. This City Will Not Change Me

    I mean maybe it already has but Maggie has stayed true to her values.