Apparently, writing one little post warning the BDH about spam was enough to fling open the gates of chaos. For the past couple of weeks, the blog has become a magnet for unsolicited messages from every corner of the multiverse. My personal theory? The immortal wereferret who solves crimes in
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Born Under a Horde Sign
Since NASA (sort-of) confirmed the discovery of Earth's new moon, regular zodiacs have been temporarily suspended for Spooky Season. Because traditional signs don’t account for shapeshifters, galactic inns, or kaijus with fashion hobbies, this October we’re astrologically operating under House
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Explain the Plot Badly
It’s Monday! Before you boo, we’re ushering in a week when classic museum heists are back on the news, the clocks are about to turn back, and it’s hard to focus pocus on anything but tricks and treats. The immortal Texan wereferret hedgehog diaspora fun in Friday's comment section have once again
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Tea and Cooking
This week was heavy on traditional publishing tasks and business side of things. We needed a merchandising contract. We needed a lawyer to look it over. We had some IP questions regarding the audio books. We did some writing. I'm a bear of very little brain at the moment. I decided to
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Labor Day Odds and Sods featuring Wons Phreely
This is not the usual post. For reasons. Mainly because Ilona usually handles the blog posts. She's better at it. But occasionally, I pop in with a post. Today, I just wanted to talk about an artist I found recently on Spotify and really dig. A few weeks ago, I was in the pool, enjoying a nice
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We Got Mail
A very official-looking envelope addressed to the BDH was waiting for me this morning when I got to work. Indigo-colored seal, bond paper smelling faintly of melted aetherium, letterhead. The whole shebang. RE: Application to JoinFrom: Cold Chaos GuildApplicant: The HordeTalent: Book
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Maple Mustard Chicken
Somehow this post had been deleted, so I'm reposting this, because someone is looking for the recipe. Please ignore if you already saved the recipe. It must've been marked under Maggie category and cooking, because I was rambling on about Maggie's edits and it got swept away in the clean up.
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Funniest BDH Theories- Part 3
Most of us insisted we were Team Facts are King when we took the BDH Quiz. Yet here we are, a handful of The Inheritance chapters later, running out of red thread in our glitter-covered conspiracy bunker. Turns out some of us are deep-cover Team Facts be Damned operatives. Honestly? Respect.
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Which Base?
A very important question. If you were making this cardigan with this yarn color for Austin, TX, where 90F is pleasantly warm, which of these yarn bases would you go for? I know they are calling is Sandbar, but this reads fall to me. Cinnamon coffee and pumpkin pie and warm on a
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Life and Other Dishes
I have a weird feeling this week. It's like I overlooked something or forgot some bill, and I keep checking to see what I missed and can't find it. And it's Thursday already. How? How? Gordon's surgery is next week. They will clean the scar tissue from his shoulder, and he will have to
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Horde Alone And Inheritance Quiz
While House Andrews is away (hopefully somewhere gorgeous, where the only monsters are overloaded breakfast waffles), you're left with me. Mwahahaha. As always, the result is chaos! Fluffy, nerdy, deeply chalant chaos. Some of you are still trying to marry London though sheer force of headcanon -
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Lit RPG: The Origins, The Inheritance, and Other Things
This is long, so table of contents: The Origin of LitRPG As everyone knows by now, I'm a massive Solo Leveling fan. I've read the manhwa before the anime was ever announced and then reread it several times. Right now, with the anime release on Crunchyroll (we are up to 2 seasons), it is
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