Do not drink while reading. To read the rest, click here: Ristay: Why I am a Horrible Person. …
You Might be a Texan If
Image by damoney777 from Pixabay If someone asks you how far Houston is, you tell them two hours, and when they ask for mileage, you draw a blank, you might be a Texan. If you ask someone where the nearest HEB is, and they tell you they have no HEB and you have to go to Walmart, and you clutch your chest, you might be a Texan. If your …
Zookeeper Funny
Image by PublicDomainPictures from Pixabay Today I bring you a link to someone else's funny. Behold, the story of flamingos, geese, and hell birds. Click here for funny. Don't drink while reading. …
Mr. Global and National Costumes
Apparently there is a Mr. Global male pageant, which takes place in Thailand every year. It draws international contestants from many countries. The pageant is considered to be a top tier event for male pageants and places a lot of emphasis on charitable work and being an "Inspiring Gentleman." This year they had contestants dress up in …
Why am I like this & Strange Planet
Hey ya'll, Brandi here. The Andrews household is super sick still, but there is some satisfaction in that for me, because now they feel my pain. Joking, obviously (or am I?) I'm referencing the fact that a week before they all got sick, I had gotten sick myself. I got so sick in fact, that I ended up going to the urgent care by the house. That …
No Voice
The crud I successfully resisted for over a week finally got me. Everybody we know has it. People are laid out left and right. Monday was the no-breathe no-sleep day. Tuesday was hack-green-goo out of my lungs day. Wednesday is shaping up to be a no-voice cough-my-lungs-out day. Because of this I have watched TV. A lot of TV. Because when …