Ilona is undergoing her second cataract surgery today, so while we’re crossing our fingers for her, you’re stuck with me again. But I have a tasty morsel suggestion to mitigate that bitter pill! Before anyone starts getting ideas from the name of today’s recipe, let me clarify: I’m neither interested in, nor pushing the nuptial
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Primes Hate This One Trick
Apparently, writing one little post warning the BDH about spam was enough to fling open the gates of chaos. For the past couple of weeks, the blog has become a magnet for unsolicited messages from every corner of the multiverse. My personal theory? The immortal wereferret who solves crimes in space finally found Wi-Fi and
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Reestablishing Homeostasis
It’s Saturday, and I’ve had my tea (Harney & Sons Vanilla) and my breakfast shake. Sookie, the old bulldog, is snoring on the pillow behind me. Tuna is asleep next to her, Tubby is sacked out on the floor with his ball, and Nykie is having a cat moment. Perhaps because she is part dachshund
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The Audiobook of The Inheritance Is Live On Audible
Audible: We will notify you once your title has passed Quality Assurance checks, and we begin distribution. This will usually be within 10 business days, provided there are no issues with the production. Also Audible: Here it is on sale less than 24 hours from the upload. Surprise! Buy here: US Amazon / US Audible
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Hump Day Roundup
Happy Wednesday, Book Devouring Horde! Hope everyone’s week is rolling along smoothly. I have a few admin odds and ends today and a nerdy folklore share: House Andrews appearance – they will attend Jasmine Mas’ signing tonight at 7:00 pm at B&N Arboretum in Austin, Texas. Ilona and Gordon will be hanging out and asking Jasmine
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A Mug, Appearance, Math, and a Snippet
And it’s Monday again. My adventure in seeing clearly continues. Except that I can’t see the texts on my phone with the eye that was operated on. This caused some concern, so I bought reading glasses, although today I was able to read a text, kind of. My biggest issue is remembering eye drops. I
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Born Under a Horde Sign
Since NASA (sort-of) confirmed the discovery of Earth’s new moon, regular zodiacs have been temporarily suspended for Spooky Season. Because traditional signs don’t account for shapeshifters, galactic inns, or kaijus with fashion hobbies, this October we’re astrologically operating under House Andrews rules. Move over, Mercury, it’s the Horde’s turn to be in retrograde! Welcome to
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Warning: May Cause Shelf Lust
How it’s started: How it’s going: And this: And also thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis: I mean… DING DONG! Ask not for whom the Mad Rogan smoulders: I cannot stop staring at the detail one incredibly talented @helena.illustrated has brought to Nevada and Rogan’s world. For science, obviously. These are the covers of the Arcane Society Hidden Legacy Special
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This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me Audio Announcement
It’s always exciting when a new story finds its voice, and House Andrews are happy to announce that This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me – Maggie the Undying 1 will be brought to life by none other than Kristen Sieh! Kristen is a very accomplished stage, television, and voice-over performer with many audio credits under
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Explain the Plot Badly
It’s Monday! Before you boo, we’re ushering in a week when classic museum heists are back on the news, the clocks are about to turn back, and it’s hard to focus pocus on anything but tricks and treats. The immortal Texan wereferret hedgehog diaspora fun in Friday’s comment section have once again proven that we
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Dirty Tricks and Scammy Grifts
Scam season is upon us again, which means I have to go over a few of the things making the rounds lately to ensure the BDH’s safety. Comment-Section Spam Please don’t interact with spam or dodgy links in the comment section. There is no need for you to: I see everything that comes through the
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The Two Sides of the Reading Coin
Thank you for all the blog prompts. I wanted to answer this one sent to us by an aspiring author: Since I started writing, I hate everything I read. Reading used to be an escape. It makes me feel like I’ve lost a part of myself. I think I’ve talked about it before, but coincidentally,
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